Lupita Nyong’o (Jason Merritt/Getty Images for Marie Claire)
And this movie needs to be titled “OMFG DID YOU SEE ZOE AND LUPITA LAST NIGHT???” And it needs to star Zoe Saldana and Lupita Nyong’o. And whoever the hell else wants to be in it because whoever the hell else wants to be in it doesn’t matter as long as Zoe Saldana and Lupita Nyong’o are on the same screen in the same movie at the same time. And the plot…well, it won’t need much of a plot. Just a collection of scenes. Like, “Zoe and Lupita see each other in the supermarket, hug, and talk about upcoming projects and guacamole recipes.” And “Zoe and Lupita see each other while waiting in line for brunch. And the line is too long so they both decide to go to another brunch spot together.” And “Zoe and Lupita are on opposing teams while playing Taboo at a mutual friend’s game night, and they’re both surprisingly competitive.” And “Zoe and Lupita gave impassioned speeches at the same award show.”
I know some Hollywood people read VSB (well, like two and a half Hollywood people, but still), so if you’re a Hollywood person who reads VSB and you’re reading this, make this happen.