“Why Won’t Kevin Durant Brush His Hair?”…And More Questions That Need Answered Right. Now.

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Kevin Durant, making his own personal protest for not winning MVP

Earlier in the week, I joked that a degree in Black Studies is about as useless as thumbs on a roach. Now, I obviously wasn’t serious — I wouldn’t be arrogant enough to dismiss an entire field of study (I’ll let Naomi Riley do that) — but I do think that the Black Studies’ curriculum offered at most universities should expand their horizons a bit and include some things we really, really, really need to get to the bottom of, including…

Why won’t Kevin Durant brush his hair?¹

Is it a silent protest for not winning MVP? Do his naps give him power the same way Rick Ross gets his from his areolas? Did he lose a bet with a genie? Is he allergic to brush bristles? Is he actually just the grown up version of Dookie from “The Wire?” Are him and Russell Westbrook having a year-long contest to “out nerd” each other?

Seriously, I’m actually more interested in why Kevin Durant — a man who happens to be the second best basketball player on Earth — has apparently never brushed his hair than I am in any current unsolved mystery, including who really shot JFK, what the hell happened to Lark Voorhies, and what do vegans eat to make their farts smell like the tree frog from “Pan’s Labyrinth?”

Who invented the booty clap?

Look, while I have an active YouTube account, I’m no expert on bootyology. Despite this, I know that ratchet women weren’t clapping their ass cheeks together 15 years ago the way they all seem to be able to now. (Btw, the only way that link is safe for work is if you happen to work at Waffle House)

I concede the possibility that, 15 years ago, I just wasn’t in the type of circles where ass clapping was frequent, but I doubt this to be true. I get the feeling that if there was ass clapping to be found 15 years ago, I would have found it. I have a nose for ass.

Anyway, since all evidence points to the fact that it’s a recent invention, I’m curious to find out who the hell invented it. Very curious. In fact, I’d greatly appreciate it if somehow could put me in contact with her so I can, um, contact her for an interview.

How did we allow a typical hoodrat Puerto Rican from the Bronx become the most popular character on “Black” TV and the symbol for all that’s wrong with Black women?

Clutch’s Kirsten West Savali already touched on this subject much more thoroughly than I plan to, but really Black America? We have a show created by, catering to, and featuring Black women at their most ratchet, and we allowed a Puerto Rican from the Bronx — the freakin Bronx!!! — to hijack it? What’s up with that? 

(Oh, and for those who want to claim that some African ancestry makes her Black, I’m not claiming her ass. I just barely got over the fact that we need to claim Allen West. There’s no way I’m making room at the table for Evelyn too)

Did anyone ever find Toure’s cousin?

A couple years ago, Toure’ — the world’s newest negro ever invented — caught a bit of heat for suggesting that slaves occasionally seduced their masters. When the heat got too hot, he blamed his cousin for hacking into his Twitter account and making those remarks.

It’s been two years since this occurred, and not only has there still been no sign of this cousin, it seems as if we’ve just stopped searching for him. Perhaps he’s hiding in Kevin Durant’s hair.

Anyway, that’s it for me today. Can you think of any other pressing questions/mysteries that we need to get to the bottom of? Also, if anyone has any answers to any of my questions, please let me know.

¹Why do I get the feeling that the real answer to this question is on some uber-sad “He doesn’t brush his hair because he wants to honor the memory of his dead uncle, who was killed while only carrying a hairbrush”-type shit?

—Damon Young (aka “The Champ”)

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  • https://twitter.com/#!/cnote220 Cheech

    What happened to the quality video vixen? Like back in the day video vixens had to have the total package for example, peep any Mystikal or Ja Rule music video. But now you throw a nasty looking stripper in and thats the video vixen. Also what happened to the music video that doesnt occur near or in a strip club?

    • Iamnotakata

      “What happened to the quality video vixen?” << Question of the day, TF that come from? Do those really even exist? Is there a difference b/t a stripper and a vixen…and how does this correlate to the original post…

      • Iceprincess

        He talkin bout back in the day like melissa ford, gloria valdez & them. I agree that was the best time for video hoes. Now its everybody & they mom & they aint even all that.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/cnote220 Cheech

          I’m glad you know what I mean by how the video vixen has changed and even the videos themselves changed.

        • annette_b

          @iceprincess
          ” & they mom ”
          Well, that explains it….

      • https://twitter.com/#!/cnote220 Cheech

        The post is simply random rhetorical questions…so I’m just having a little fun with it

        • Iceprincess

          @Cheech- Lemme tell u what video u mite like, even though its technically a chick song. Idk the artist but its called “Refill”. She & the guy go on a date but they dont have any money so they dine & dash, sneak in the club, ect. Best video ive seen in a long time. Really well directed & entertaining.

          • http://www.twitter.com/Think2Inpire Think2Inspire

            Elle Varner. Her hair makes me want to knit sweaters n sh*t. Dude in the video has sexy lips. ♥

          • JEHeartbreak

            “Refill” is a chick song… being that I’m a chick and I frickin’ love it! But yes that is a nice video.

      • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

        Loosen up! Everything doesn’t need to be black history.

        • Iceprincess

          Im diggin the padlocks!

          • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

            thanks!!!!! :)

    • http://voodoochile88.tumblr.com/ Craig and Dem

      Can I get an amen? Yo whateva happened to Esther Baxter, Melyssa Ford and the Ki Toy Johnson’s of the world that is video vixens? Granted they knew how to shake that thang while looking dead sexy but they brought so much more to the table that just body.

      Craig and Dem on the campaign trail again. . .Oh, And I approve this message. YA DIG!

    • thelonius

      we are in a recession and album are released on mediafire music group and rapidshare records, only few artists can afford quality video vixens

    • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

      “What happened to the quality video vixen?”

      Oxymoron alert!!!!

      ” Like back in the day video vixens had to have the total package for example, peep any Mystikal or Ja Rule music video. But now you throw a nasty looking stripper in and thats the video vixen.”

      Nah dude, for quality video vixens, you’d have to go back into the late 80′s- back when Debbi Morgan, Michael Michele and Lela Rochon were actually quality video girls. I can’t co-sign the mere notion about any video girls past 1999.

      ” Also what happened to the music video that doesnt occur near or in a strip club?”

      BET Uncut happened.

    • demondog06

      photoshop, hydrogel azz implants and youtube happened….

      and what ever happened to that chick in neo’s very first video….she was a beast!

    • ADeniseAaron

      They went where ever the attractive rappers went. Ja Rule = fine and Mystikal = sexy. These days its just a topless Rick Ross and Wayne in Jeggings and Ugg boots. You want better video vixens? Support better looking rappers.

      THAT..IS…ALL…

  • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

    PLEASE SAY I AM FIRST!!!! GOTDAMN IT. THE LINK WAS BROKEN. i am first I am first! Jesus say I am FIRST!!!!!!!!!

    • https://twitter.com/#!/cnote220 Cheech

      Sorry again lol

      • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

        You know to be quite honest, when I seen your name, I almost DIED! of all people, YOU?! Still pissed from today’s post, well yesterday!

        • https://twitter.com/#!/cnote220 Cheech

          I’m honestly not that bad of a person but I do understand where I have angered you

          • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

            hun,

            I’m EXTRA wid it. I’m that Boogattay on the VSB highway! ;)

    • Breezy

      @Mami: If you ain’t first you last!!!

  • Alana

    1) Maybe he didn’t want to have to worry about 2520s asking him that question “Why do black men brush their hair, you guys have no hair” #NBR

    • https://twitter.com/#!/IluminatiNYC Todd

      THIS! Seriously, unless you have a ‘fro like Dr. J in his prime, most White people don’t think you have any actual hair.

  • http://panamaenrique.wordpress.com Malik

    Evelyn Lozada is BLACK. She has Negro in her.

    • Iamnotakata

      Evelyn Lozado is 100% coon.

      • Latonya

        100% co – sign with about Evenly and the other hoodrat women that are on Basketball wives. I think anyone would get paid to be bullied like Tami did Keisha…

    • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

      PUHLEEEZE! She got HOODRATITIS in her! #the end

    • Dignan

      Would someone *please* grab the punchline that’s just hanging there in Malik’s post?

      I’d grab it myself, but it would be unseemly.

      • Iceprincess

        NiggaRican!!!!

      • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

        I swear I almost knee jerk did it when I first read it. I’m proud of myself. #restriant

      • Iceprincess

        N*ggaRican!!!

        • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

          I’m sorry but from my experience if you’re Puerto Rican, are darker than Ice-T, and live in the States then you are black. Thats how all of the PRs I know think. They’re some of the most ratchet people I know and they don’t hesitate to refer to themselves and others as n*ggas(as if that proves anything).

          • Beautifullyhuman

            I love your “ice tea” test…lol. That’s funny.

            • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

              LOL. I guess Iced Tea works too, but I meant the n*gga with perm who is a detective on Law & Order but ironically made a song called “Cop Killer” in his past life. A.K.A. He-Who-Beefs-With-SouljaBoy A.K.A. The coolest n*gga ever with lisp. A.K.A. The only person in Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo to have anything resembling a career… I mean seriously even the

              • http://voodoochile88.tumblr.com/ Craig and Dem

                @Jay

                Damn folk tell us how you really feel?

    • http://www.iamyourpeople.com I Am Your People

      Evelyn Lozada is BLACK. She has Negro in her

      Chad Ocho SEE ME -o, Tami’s ex-husband, Antonie Walker….
      (

      • Iceprincess

        Yea shes ran through & washed up. Shes just a beard for Chad anyway. HOW U DOING?!?

        • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

          You really think Ocho is gay?

          • Iceprincess

            Yurp!

          • Justmetheguy

            Ahhhhh, so that’s what that word means.
            #themoreyouknow

          • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

            I didn’t realize people thought he was gay, but he does have an effeminate way of speaking. The “chile please” probably doesn’t help. I think if he was down low something would have come out by now though- probably would have come out when he had the “reality” dating show.

        • http://www.iamyourpeople.com I Am Your People

          Beard is the new White woman in the celeb world now. I see you, girlfriends of Tyler Perry and Ne-Yo.

    • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

      “She has Negro in her.”

      This wouldn’t happen to be a Chad Ochocinco reference, would it? LMAO!

      • Breezy

        HUSH!!!!!!!! LMBO

    • demondog06

      man i was working out at our student center rec yesterday…i was the only black person there. it was mostly white and asian women and on every tv monitor save for the one i was lookin at ( around the horn and pardon the interruption) had the basketball wives show on it and them white and asian chicks were all in……..i could’nt help but feel ashamed…was i wrong for feelin like that?

      • http://delaneydiamond.com Delaney Diamond

        No. I don’t watch the show and I’m still ashamed.

    • diamondgirl53

      I hope not!! Last episode I seen with Evelyn, I walked out the room thinking outloud, thank God she is not BLACK!! She would give Black women more negative P/R that we don’t need. You know they even tried to call the first lady an “angry Black woman”, smh!

  • @AbnersKid

    “Is he actually just the grown up version of Dookie from “The Wire?”…sir that was toooo funny, I busted out laughing and almost woke everybody up in the house

    • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

      There were a lot of people on that show; took me a while to remember Dookie but now I do and it is hilarity.

  • http://Drakeblackmon.bandcamp.com Drizz

    Funny thing is, he gets about one clean cut every year. Other than that he’s happy to be nappy. He got a head full of buckshots.

    • Iceprincess

      Maybe hes not cutting his hair till he wins the championship. You kno how athletes have all their crazy superstitions.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

      Why don’t you tell your Durant to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin’ on his head.

      • http://twitter.com/itztrizz617 Tristan

        Durant is paying homage to the Million Man March by having the aerial view of it on his head

        • JEHeartbreak

          …… (Dead). rotfl.

        • http://www.hiphopheadmistress.tumblr.com Elle

          Just let me lay here for a minute…LOL!

  • http://moacn.wordpress.com Sir Farouk

    Booty clapping was invented as a result of booty cheek squinting done by ladies while they were receiving the doggy style. You see the clapping of the booty cheeks against a man’s jibby/johnson/black president helped to increase the pleasure. That is my story/theory and I am sticking to it!

    • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

      how many times, do I have to tell you to write an erotica book?!!!??!?!

      • whostolethesoul

        “jibby” #hee-hee #giggle

  • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

    Answers to your question:
    1.) Why won’t Kevin Durant brush his hair?
    Who is he?! A Celtics, NO?!!! So, I do not care for him and his nappizzies. I still breathe fine without the knowledge of his hair situation.

    2.) Who invented the booty clap?!
    My VSB e-crush, KEMA!!!!!!!!!!

    3.) A hoodrat, and my existence in life is an apples to oranges situation. This is applicable to a lot of folks I know, therefore, generalizable.

    Pressing issues
    1.) I’ve always wondered about Rick Rozay’s eyeballs being the same size as his ta ta’s! What gives tho?!
    1.b.) I’ve always been fascinated by Rick Rozay’s breasts. Wondered if he could breast feed a child, like literally.
    2.) I’ve always wondered why people take Jay-Z seriously, when he made money degrading the essence of my existence as a woman. HOOD RAT!
    3.) I wonder what Jammy Jam’s problem is with my comments. I’m always being slaved up, and I still believe that he is the one responsible for my dilemma. Champs, could give a rat’s azz.
    4.) ……………………..somebody take a guess as to what pressing issue this one is.
    5.) Somebody tell me why I always sit next to the bathroom when I am devouring Indian food.
    6.) Why won’t white girls not grow boorays, just wide hips and pancake butts. Queen, stay out of this, you are Middle Eastern in my head.

    I’ll think of more! Trust me. I always have a lot of weird questions.

    • nillalatte

      lol… I got nothing Mami. All.Worn.Out.

      • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

        QUUUUUUUUUUUUENNNNNN!!!!

        how I boweth down before thy queenliness!!!!!! you worn out mama?!
        ****e-hugs****

        • nillalatte

          Yes, lawd yes. Today has been a lil crazy. Hitting the bed early tonight. sWEeT dreams all. :)

      • Dignan

        All worn out, huh?

        What’s his name? ;)

        • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

          Miserable.

          • Meisarebel

            And with that folks, Mami… Er… Locks of Love, has won. At life.

    • Kema

      LMAO! *Booty claps two times* I’m going to sleep!

      • http://twitter.com/think2inspire Think2Inspire

        Wizard of Oz would have been way different if that’s how Dorthy had to get home. #ijs

        • Iceprincess

          BWAAHAHAAAAAAAAHA!!!!!!

        • http://voodoochile88.tumblr.com/ Craig and Dem

          You need to stop!!!!!!!!!! Lord knows somebody like Lex Steele and Mr. Marcus read this blog and gon make a porn parody called The Jizz.

          Dorthy booty claps in red @$$less chaps.
          Scarecrow got “The Love Below”
          Tin Man is the Fisting Man
          and
          The Lion got be humpin or die tryin

        • Meisarebel

          Would’ve been that much more interesting though. ;-)

      • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

        *screaming and hollering* while watching your talented AZZets do what they do best!!!!!

        Heyyyyyyy Seggggazy!!!!!!

        • Kema

          Girl you betta thow some bills with all that screaming and hollering. lol!

    • https://twitter.com/#!/IluminatiNYC Todd

      #6 is actually a legit medical question, because of the way fat distribution has an impact on diabetes, hypertension and heart disease rates. The short version is White women don’t have to have bootay because there wasn’t any need.

      Here’s the scoop. For a woman to, ahem, “function” as a woman, she needs a certain amount of body fat. Problem is that in Africa, it can get like 120 in the shade. The thinking is the booty is an adaptation to the heat. The booty not only holds the body fat, but gives a large skin surface area to allow the body to keep cool. Since Europe isn’t as hot, there wasn’t any particular advantage to having a donk, thus making it disappear.

      • CurlySue

        So are white womenz with booties an outlier? I am white but I got my Grandma’s donk. It confounds my mother often how the azz skipped a generation. And Google is not my friend on this account lol. Especially when I’m at work.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/IluminatiNYC Todd

          Yeah…pretty much. It’s not impossible for a White woman to have them, but the odds are against you.

          • CurlySue

            I didn’t even KNOW I had an azz until I went to college and started clubbing. “Becky got a fatty!”. 1) What? and 2) Wait….what???

            • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

              sorry, but I would have to see first,before I can confirm your claims sis!!!! I DON’T play when it comes to DONKS. Because, watchumight be calling a booray, is nothing more than a little jute. NYYYYYYYYHOOO,

              *Heeeeeeeeeeeeey sis!!

              • CurlySue

                Lol, I love you, Mami. Do you live in Orlando? Can we hang out? Can you introduce me to some delicous food from your homeland? And I’m not going off my own opinion. Most people are a terrible judge of their own attractiveness. I’m just putting out there what I’ve been told. What is truth? What is beauty? What is a fat ass? All good questions.

                • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

                  oooooh miiii goshhhhh!!! Long time no see.

                  Eh, I can ANSWER your fat ass question, because hun in Africa, without a booray, life is tougher than Nigerian kinks-as Lil Wayne once said.

        • Kema

          Girl there is this white chick at my bootcamp class with an donk slightly bigger than mine (we had to take measurements for the class). I was in awe/shocked/upset/amused AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

          • CurlySue

            UUUUNNNNIIIITTTTYYYYY! Lol the thought of a black and white woman measuring each others’ asses in a gym makes me hear p0rno music in the background.

            • Meisarebel

              I just had the most obscene mental image of Kenma and Nil. And I’ve never even seen them.

              But I liked it…

              • Meisarebel

                Kema… Thank you touch screen.

                • Justmetheguy

                  @meisarebel- Sheeeeeeid, u act like u the only one that had that image

                  My only question is what kinda class was this again?

            • Kema

              Lmfaol! Noooo! We were measured for the class.

              • https://twitter.com/#!/IluminatiNYC Todd

                Sure, it was just for class. But the instructor took a liking to what he saw and invite Kema and Becky for a private session. After that…*bow chicka wow wow chicka chicka chika*

    • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

      “2.) I’ve always wondered why people take Jay-Z seriously, when he made money degrading the essence of my existence as a woman. HOOD RAT!”

      T.I., Drake and Plies do it much more than Jay has done on a regular basis, but mysteriously women give them a pass for it. I wonder why…is it because they’re considered attractive?

      • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com Locks of Love

        Drake is NOT attractive. Imma leave it at that, because errytime I see him I want to puke and pull my hair out.

        T.I. is HOT!!!!! Lawwwwwwd hammercy.

        I do NOT give any of these folks a pass, neither do I listen to their music.

        • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

          You know damn well you do seductive dances in the mirror to Drake’s “Over My Dead Body”, stop playing LMAO!!

          • Iceprincess

            Drake is ugly he looks like a panda bear.

            • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

              Get it right, woman- Drake looks like a sloth. LMAO!!!
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqio2G_Ra6g

              • Justmetheguy

                Y’all both wrong. Drake looks like Barney Rubble from the Flinstones died his hair brunette

                • Iceprincess

                  Lol! Yabadabadooooo!!!!

        • Breezy

          @Locks of Love formerly known as Mami: I agree with you. He was move appealing when he played the part of the cripple ninja on that Disney tv show.

          *HE CAN NOT FLOAT MY BOAT AT ALL*

  • Dignan

    Will we ever get another Dave Chappelle TV show or comedy special?

    I feel like the finest comedic mind of my generation has passed on too early, and now I’m stuck with the somewhat overrated Louis CK.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

      WHAT!?!? C.K. is the man. He needs new material though. I hate it when MY favorite comedian becomes EVERYBODY’S favorite. I used to on Chappelle hardbody waaaay before “Chappelle Show”. Same with C.K. and “Louis”. Same for Dane Cook… back when he was ACTUALLY funny.

      • Resident GRitS

        I heart you for the Dane Cook reference. Vicious Cycle is still one of my favorite shows to date!

        I agree, though, that he feel off afterward.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

          The “Love, Want, Need” CD was in heavy rotation. I’m a standup JUNKIE.

      • demondog06

        ok now when was dane cook funny!?
        entertaining stories maybe, but funny!?
        i geuss humor is subjective

        • CurlySue

          He’s as funny as a chapped ass, as my father would say.

          • demondog06

            but a chapped ass is funny! more so than dane cook

            • CurlySue

              I’ll have you know, good sir, being an avid horseback rider when I was younger, a chapped ass is NEVER funny. Unless it’s someone ELSE’S chapped ass. And then it’s HI-larious. But you’re right. I’d rather suffer a chapped ass than listen to Dane Cook’s standup. Hardy HAR HAR!! Please, do go on about what wacky adventure you encountered on your trip to the grocery store!! I EXPIRE from the humor.

              I say give me some good Jerry Seinfeld standup any day.

        • https://twitter.com/#!/mackaroto Jay

          I’m a stand-up aficionado and I PROMISE you that EARLY EARLY Dane Cook is classic! This is before he became the Tucker Max of stand-up. He was one of the most gifted physical comedians in the game.

          • demondog06

            no…..no sir…… not funny…i cannot cosign…
            louis ck…hilarious!
            dane cook…i would really need a joint..

            • Justmetheguy

              Louis C.K. Is definitely funny and real too. But the self-deprecating gets a lil old after a while to me.

              • Rog

                Yeah, I’m always down for more Louis C.K. stand-up but the constant cynicism can get boring.

      • Kidsister04

        I feel the same way. I LOVED Kevin Hart before he got Hollywood. I still support but it’s not the same.

      • Dignan

        I generally cosign most of what you have to say, and I like Louis CK standup, but I saw the entire first season of his TV show, and I think I only laughed three or four times. Lots of my friends love this show, but I just don’t see the appeal.

        And as for Dane Cook, you need more people. You’re like my friend who once told me that Carlos Mencia’s early material was really funny. My friend needed SEVERAL more people, but he couldn’t find any.

      • Royale W. Cheese

        I’ve seen some of his stuff on YouTube. His contemplation of how the expletive phrase “suck a bag of d*x” is actually executed was awesome.

    • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

      I’m loving Louis CK now. He’s like an R-rated Seinfeld. Overrated sir? I think now.

      I do agree. We need to go on some type of strike to get Dave Chappelle back.

      • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

        now=not

  • Iceprincess

    Who started the trend of wearing bad lacefronts that start halfway down their forehead? You aint foolin nobody boo! Whats wrong with a nice sew-in or even a quick-weave? Those lacefronts give them a circular hairline that is beyond hilarious lmfaoooooo.

    • http://taterwithak.blogspot.com K. Marie

      *pours out Luster’s Pink Oil Moisturizer for this post*

      What makes it even worse is I cannot avert my eyes from the hairline catastrophe. I can be in the midst of the most serious conversation, but eventually my pupils start moving towards the Eddie Munster-ness of it all. I just can’t…..

      • Nina

        Sht. U made me spew my coffee with the Lusters comment
        Im tired of the “hair hats” look like baseball caps made of hair, no attempt whatsoever to make it look real.

        • whostolethesoul

          Um, while I appreciate the “hair-hat”, its really “Lego-Man” hair. #snapon

    • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

      “Who started the trend of wearing bad lacefronts that start halfway down their forehead? ”

      I blame Xscape and En Vogue…

      • demondog06

        “I blame Xscape and En Vogue”

        man them chicks from envogue could’ve been balder than me or rockin hightop fades for all i care…
        dem gals were bangin….and could sang!

        • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

          En Vogue could sing their butts off- even if Maxine looked kinda funny, LOL.

          Also, there was a group of girls that were balder than you and could sing as well. Remember the group For Real?

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr_CGWelEPk

          • demondog06

            max was the tall one right? she was the finest one…or maybe dawn was?…maybe it was the short thick one…ah hell you could’nt lose with any of em.

            • http://pervertedalchemist.blogspot.com/ Perverted Alchemist

              “max was the tall one right?”
              Nah, that was Cindy Herron (I can’t believe she’s 50 now)

              “she was the finest one…or maybe dawn was?”
              Dawn was- those lips, those boobs and DAT ASS!!!

              “…maybe it was the short thick one…”
              That was Maxine, with her sexy midget looking self (and I can say that becasue I’m tall, LOL!)

              “ah hell you could’nt lose with any of em.”
              My lifelong dream was to hit off ALL of them!!!

    • http://www.styleillusions.com WIP

      hold up, hold up. nothing wrong with a well placed lace-front although and I’m not sure who started the middle of the forehead trend because that’s not wassup. nobody in the wig community is cool with it, don’t believe the hype. LOL

      • Kidsister04

        +1 Just like a glue in or sew in can go either way. It’s all about application.

    • Kidsister04

      Lacefronts if applied correctly, can look natural. As with many other “do it yourself” home kits (i.e. press on nails, eyelashes etc) if people don’t know what they’re doing, it can and will be a hot mess.

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