Comments on: why the “ratio monster” is full of sh*t

By: Jimmy Ray

Jimmy Ray — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:58:25 +0000

I came late to this party, and I’m still trying to figure out, what’s wrong with Altimas?

By: klysha

klysha — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:35:37 +0000

@MyzDevyneOne, Yep…Granny hasn’t threatened me with the will but she always has some pointed questions about when I plan on finding me a Mr. right. I’m like it’s not like I’m out here turning down marriage proposals left and right or anything Grandma.

By: MyzDevyneOne

MyzDevyneOne — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:28:35 +0000

Great post!
I hate the ratio monster…and I read the comments above, and I don’t think anyone mentioned it…
Is anyone else’s FAMILY going in on them with this? My granny threatened toKICK ME OUT THE WILL if I didn’t produce a hubby and some offspring soon! WTF? Like, I’m not out here trying to find myself a Mr. VSB of my very own…SMDH.
Granny says I better “hurrup and get me a man, cause the stats ain’t in my favor and I’m the next oldest so I should be brangin a family to the next reunion”.
I wonder if I emailed this to her, if I ‘d get some slack…

By: MyzDevyneOne

MyzDevyneOne — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:18:19 +0000

@Lil’T
“ny time somebody comes out with that whole, �You weren�t checking for me before, so I�m gonna play you now� mentality sets off my radar. There were probably some good girls checking for you, but you were too busy trying to get the Paula Patton doppelganger to notice. Now you mad cuz she�s been run through by the top 10%, gained some weight and is now willing to give your 27th percentile azz a try, lol.”

MURDERED!
Here lies MzDevyneOne. She led a happily sinlge life.

By: MyzDevyneOne

MyzDevyneOne — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:08:43 +0000

@iSo14below
You mad huh? LOL

By: MyzDevyneOne

MyzDevyneOne — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:02:51 +0000

@charli skipper “but these white news people and all my d*mn married, hood a*s facebook friends, and these fast a*s little teenage girls that were born in 1991 and sh*t are starting to freak me the h*ll out.”

OKAY!?!? Ain’t nuthin worse than seeing that chick that was 5 months preggers in the HS graduation photo married with three kids flashing her wedding RANG in her FB pic! GRRRRRR

By: MyzDevyneOne

MyzDevyneOne — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:48:36 +0000

@It Figures!
I have to disagree. I live in Philly, and these broads will SHOOT each other over Junebug, the toothless hustler with 5 kids by 4 different women. And what’s really upsetting is that you can’t make him believe he is not the Holy Grail of black men, nor that all women shouldn’t be falling at his feet. SMDH.
I feel it necessary to mention, I ain’t from here. LOL

By: SouthernCharm

SouthernCharm — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:15:37 +0000

@lulu,

An actor playing a nerd? That would fall under Group A lol.

By: Tha Management

Tha Management — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:45:08 +0000

@The Champ,

My mind is always stuck in a random place so my immediate reaction (which is totally irrelevant in everyway) is “it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none.”

Once again it is past my bedtime and I shouldn’t be held to any normal rational or intelligence standards.

By: GEELA

GEELA — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:15:26 +0000

@Sula,

Oh wait… your right lol its was like 3am when I wrote this. LOL I should just wait till the next day to post.

So embarrassing….

*hangs head in shame*

going to bed now smh