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Where’s The Action?.

Yesterday,  I briefly mentioned that many new children will be borneded in Pittsburgh because of the recent victory of the hometown Steelers.  Though I was being a weebit facetious, there just may be some truth to those words.  That idea got me to thinking:  exactly what ARE some events that may have lead to an increase in the birth rate in this here fine nation of ours?  I mean, we all know that upon finding out some good news or being apart of some good news tends to make people randy, right?  That’s true, right?  Right?

Sporting events get people’s blood boiled and emotions rise, but do they pass muster in the grand scheme?  Let’s see.

Here are five eventst that I think helped spread the love:

5)  Woodstock

Isn’t mud just, euphoric?  On the real though, at a music festival intended to promote the ideals of s.ex, love, and rock & roll, you know folks were spreading 2 out of 3.  Add a little PCP to the mix and the risky activities probably peaked in the middle of day 2.  Every picture I’ve seen indicates that women AND men were giving up the lovin’ at rates unbefore known to man.  And yes that counts as scientific evidence towards the fact that I’m right.

4)  Million Man March

Though billed as a day of responsibility for Black men across the nation, my guess is that women everywhere were excited at the masses of Black men who seemed to care so much about the progress of the Black community.  And you know what happens when Black women start thinking about responsible Black men.  Yep:  lovin.  As in McLovin.  Oh yeah.  One million Black men too?  You know the draws were being tossed at the TV screen from Idaho to Maine so when the man returned home, well, needless to say, I’ll bet they played apart in their own million man march…if you catch my drift.

3)  Boston Red Sox 2004 World Series victory

This one probably didn’t really boost the Black love rate but you can’t tell me New Englander weren’t running around on major hump duty after the BoSox won in 2004.  I’ll bet lots of “home runs” were hit that night!  Heh heh heh.  Okay, that was a bad joke but I’m exhausted right now.  Sue me.

2) Dr. King’s March On Washington

Civil Rights?  Check.  Lots of people?  Check.  Way back in the 60s Dr. King and his organizers put together the March on Washington and I’ll bet lots of marching was taking place behind the scenes.  With all of that good vibration and feeling going on in and around Washington because of this event, you know the lots of legal briefs were filed.  Throw in the “down for the cause” ness of the March and hormones and love were at all an all time hight.  My theory is that this did more for interracial mixing than any other time in history but I have no data to back that up.  So we’ll just assume its true because I’m sexxy.

1)  Election Night/Inauguration Weekend for President Barack Obama

This one is so easy its almost illegal for me to type it.  But have you any idea how much lovin’ was happening because of the good mood and feelings that people were having because of these events?  It’s like everybody was in a constant drugged state of being leading to lots of bad decisions, in the name of all that is right.  I’ll bet that around September or October of this coming year, lots of little Inauguration Conceptions will become Stimulus Babies.  That’s a little budget nerd humor for you. Viva la Obama – now gimme dat ….

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So VSB.com, what are some other events that you think might have led to more lovin’ just due to the sheer excitement or good times of the event?  Basically, why were people so happy to jump in the sack??

Where is the love, people?  Where is the love?

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P

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  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    9/11

    People got thinking about mortality and shyt. Thinking about dying makes people want to live. Makes them want a part of them to live on. How do they do that? CHEX!! Not the cereal!

    • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

      The first day of Katrina when folks assumed help was on the way. Some figured they’d waste some time and sperm until help arrived.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Hostess,

        The first day of Katrina when folks assumed help was on the way. Some figured they’d waste some time and sperm until help arrived.

        i doubt that. too much dysentery and swamp juice going around for good gotdamn

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Hostess,

        The first day of Katrina when folks assumed help was on the way. Some figured they’d waste some time and sperm until help arrived.

        i doubt that. too much dysentery and swamp juice going around for good gotdamn

    • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

      The first day of Katrina when folks assumed help was on the way. Some figured they’d waste some time and sperm until help arrived.

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor miss patterson

      @Hostess I’m embarassed to admit this but 9/11 made me call and ex and yanno…however no babies were made.

    • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor miss patterson

      @Hostess I’m embarassed to admit this but 9/11 made me call and ex and yanno…however no babies were made.

    • BmoreCreative

      @Hostess,

      Yup…your right on this one…my next door neighbours at the time were getting it in mid afternoon like the next plane was headed for our block….

      mind you, we live in baltimore city…

    • BmoreCreative

      @Hostess,

      Yup…your right on this one…my next door neighbours at the time were getting it in mid afternoon like the next plane was headed for our block….

      mind you, we live in baltimore city…

  • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

    9/11

    People got thinking about mortality and shyt. Thinking about dying makes people want to live. Makes them want a part of them to live on. How do they do that? CHEX!! Not the cereal!

  • SouthernGirl

    I can’t reply to a comment on my phone for some reason :-( so lol@hostess and ‘not the cereal’ chex.

    anywho…since it all started with sports im’ma take it to my game– bball– and say the finals last year, boston over l.a.

    ’tis all for now.

  • SouthernGirl

    I can’t reply to a comment on my phone for some reason :-( so lol@hostess and ‘not the cereal’ chex.

    anywho…since it all started with sports im’ma take it to my game– bball– and say the finals last year, boston over l.a.

    ’tis all for now.

  • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

    Absolutely…I am thinking November 4 was THE day.

    In fact, can somebody check Mrs. Obama…? I might be waiting on a brand new baby to grace 1600 Pennsylvania..that would be great so ok..other times that people have just been overwhelmingly lusciously lustful?

    I’m going to go with Fourth of July Weekend New Orleans, LA the past 15 years…Sans Houston…let’s weigh this…hot sticky bodies, little clothing, lots of liquor.

    Here’s another one…all the people in the Midwest and Northeast suffering through bad winter weather? Yep…I’m seeing Thanksgiving babies.

    2006 brought a high rate of births for the Bayou…that’s right I just survived the most catastrophic natural event ever(Hurricane Katrina). Excuse me while I get it in.

    • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

      @Jac, U and I are ~HERE~! I just added the same thing about Katrina!

    • http://nextbigthing.blogsome.com Hostess

      @Jac, U and I are ~HERE~! I just added the same thing about Katrina!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Jac,

      In fact, can somebody check Mrs. Obama…? I might be waiting on a brand new baby to grace 1600 Pennsylvania..that would be great so ok..other times that people have just been overwhelmingly lusciously lustful?

      according to the rumor mill, this may be happening sometime this year

      • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

        @The Champ,

        my mom said that WAAAAAAAY back… and she would know. She’s a midwife. She can spot preggo before a woman even knows herself.

      • http://lostwomanchild.blogspot.com/ blackberry molasses

        @The Champ,

        my mom said that WAAAAAAAY back… and she would know. She’s a midwife. She can spot preggo before a woman even knows herself.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Jac,

      In fact, can somebody check Mrs. Obama…? I might be waiting on a brand new baby to grace 1600 Pennsylvania..that would be great so ok..other times that people have just been overwhelmingly lusciously lustful?

      according to the rumor mill, this may be happening sometime this year

    • SouthernGirl

      @Jac,

      chex was the furthest thing from my mind when we were on the run. maybe that’s cause my SO was running in the opposite direction with his fam at the time…

    • SouthernGirl

      @Jac,

      chex was the furthest thing from my mind when we were on the run. maybe that’s cause my SO was running in the opposite direction with his fam at the time…

  • http://singlesisterspeak.wordpress.com Jac

    Absolutely…I am thinking November 4 was THE day.

    In fact, can somebody check Mrs. Obama…? I might be waiting on a brand new baby to grace 1600 Pennsylvania..that would be great so ok..other times that people have just been overwhelmingly lusciously lustful?

    I’m going to go with Fourth of July Weekend New Orleans, LA the past 15 years…Sans Houston…let’s weigh this…hot sticky bodies, little clothing, lots of liquor.

    Here’s another one…all the people in the Midwest and Northeast suffering through bad winter weather? Yep…I’m seeing Thanksgiving babies.

    2006 brought a high rate of births for the Bayou…that’s right I just survived the most catastrophic natural event ever(Hurricane Katrina). Excuse me while I get it in.

  • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor miss patterson

    An event that leads to lovin’? The Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual sale and the launch of the new Jessica lace boyshorts at Frederick’s of Hollywood. If you buy $40 worth of merchandise you get a free pair. There’s a coupon on the internet. Lingerie events make me randy. So does alcohol and…eh, nevermind.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @miss patterson,

      ……………………..

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @miss patterson,

      ……………………..

  • http://www.myspace.com/chicanextdoor miss patterson

    An event that leads to lovin’? The Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual sale and the launch of the new Jessica lace boyshorts at Frederick’s of Hollywood. If you buy $40 worth of merchandise you get a free pair. There’s a coupon on the internet. Lingerie events make me randy. So does alcohol and…eh, nevermind.

  • http://theyounganddisenchanted.wordpress.com/ puff

    i think maybe the turn of the millennium… a lot of folk thought the world was coming to an end, so they probably tried to get as much in as possible before it did. and instead ended up with a bunch of ’00 babies. more generally, any new year’s eve celebration results in a lot of chex, hence the large amount of people born towards the end of august/beginning of september.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @puff,

      i think maybe the turn of the millennium… a lot of folk thought the world was coming to an end, so they probably tried to get as much in as possible before it di

      i think busta rhymes and his various concubines were the only ones affected by this

      • shottanix

        @The Champ, E.L.E?.. :)

      • shottanix

        @The Champ, E.L.E?.. :)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @puff,

      i think maybe the turn of the millennium… a lot of folk thought the world was coming to an end, so they probably tried to get as much in as possible before it di

      i think busta rhymes and his various concubines were the only ones affected by this

  • http://theyounganddisenchanted.wordpress.com/ puff

    i think maybe the turn of the millennium… a lot of folk thought the world was coming to an end, so they probably tried to get as much in as possible before it did. and instead ended up with a bunch of ’00 babies. more generally, any new year’s eve celebration results in a lot of chex, hence the large amount of people born towards the end of august/beginning of september.

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