Much like Asher Roth, I loved college.
It was a time of much growth, discovery, and beaucoup sarcasm plus I went to school at Morehouse College. Which means one thing – Spelman College is right across the street.
Yay! It absolutely gets no better that that people. You may think it does, but it does not.
You think it does = fail.
Sidenote: Am I the only person who wonders if Trey and Brandy broke up two weeks after they got to Atlanta because he saw all that fine tail running amok across the street at Spelman? There should have been some follow-up like we got with Ricky and Doughboy. Oh…right. They died.
Since me and my boys loved women so much, we made it a point to meet as many women as possible. Hell, we had two fully fleshed out and separate cliques of chicks that we hung with. I’m talking cliques of girls at least 10 deep on either side. We were jokingly considered the Group Orgy group because of how “free” we all were with one another.
Never did get up on that orgy though.
Anywho, me and one of my boys in particular, Frank White, were rolling partners (no hydro) something serious and used to spend an inordinate amount of time on Spelman’s campus. Hell, I took a second major just because all of the classes were at Spelman.
I’m serious.
One thing me and my hombre used to do was give the various women we’d encounter nicknames since we’d either forget their names or because we’d never meet them…usually on purpose. Plus, it always ensured we’d remember who they were. Even today, we still make mention of some of these women and nearly all of my boys know exactly who we’re talking about.
You’d like some examples right?
Sure you would.
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
The Wildebeest – Mostly because this chick actually did look like a wildebeest. (You know, I had no clue that you spelled wildebeest with two ‘e’s. I thought it was wildebeast. Wow. Thank you Microsoft Word 07.) Worst part is that she thought she was SO fly. Nope, she was more a land mammal.
FBI – So these two chicks stayed in the dorm with my boy’s girlfriend and MAN did they drop dimes to her – on anything. If they saw him out, they’d report it. If they saw him in, they’d report it. Hell, once, while he was WITH his girl, they called her just to tell her she was with him. Real talk.
Backout – Ah, a personal fan favorite. Me and my boy noticed that no matter what the temperature was outside, this chick ALWAYS had on a shirt that exposed her back. I know we were in Atlanta but damn, it did actually get cold at times. She loved her back so much that one winter (she was a year under us so we got three full years of her back) she wore a winter coat with a transparent lining just so all the men could see her back.
Her back wasn’t even all that fly. Probably just cold, but definitely not that fly.
All-For-Nothing – You ever see a chick who SHOULD be hot but isn’t? She had all the characteristics of a “hot chick” – light eyes, long hair, okay face, nice complexion, but somehow, she just wasn’t cute. At all. We spent the better part of 3 years and 2 homecomings trying to pin down her fatal flaw. We just decided God blinked and just said f— it.
Phenom – This chick, on one particular day, approached us with the perfect body. I mean perfect ass-to-waist ratio, Coke bottle shape, and sexy gait. And she gave good face. I mean she had it working. We were aghast and amazed, at the same time. We looked at each other and named her on the spot. Unfortunately, this chick currently looks less phenomenal and more like the sound you make when you put your tongue between your lips and make the farting noise. Yep, that’s what she looks like.
Cool Delta – Me and my boy fell in love with this chick. She was a dark chocolate, toned to the max, super faced, Amazon woman. I can’t confirm this, but I think my boy nearly busted on himself every time he saw her. And she’s a Delta, and Panama loves him some Deltas. Age and kids have gotten the best of her, but that won’t erase the memory we had of our Cool Delta.
So, good people of VSB, who’s real name have you replaced with a nickname and why?!?
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3
Good look on the South Park mention…I caught that
But, dude…light eyes= looks good? It might be a unique trait…but an attractive person that does not make.
@Lili,
“But, dude…light eyes= looks good? ”
I just assumed PJ based this on WHERE he went to school (the south) and WHEN (90s, yes?). In that location and during that time…light eyes were supposed to = segzy beast.
@Lili, Don’t you know that a swamp donkey with light eyes = fine, south of VA!? Not to me, but dammit, to so many from there…Tsk-tsk!
Geesh.
Every guy I’ve gotten – save for one – has a nickname. Just cuz I don’t like using real names when talking about folk.
There’s been Journey, the Dominican (from Dominica), Dimple…cuz he had just one…the Kenyan, Lieutenant Commander (his nickname used to be Cutie but changed since he got rank – Navy and b/c I gave someone else a similar nickname), Cutie Pie, BJ, etc.
Those are real basic nicknames. The creative nicknames are saved for the true fools. Crumpled Bills is the name I gave the dude who pulled out a few crumpled singles to pay for our date. He didn’t have enough money. Le sigh. And Limp is the name I gave to the guy…well…you can guess that one.
@iloVEGrits,
“Every guy I’ve gotten”
Ok…that sounds soooo bad. Should have said “Every guy I’ve DATED”.
@iloVEGrits,
“Every guy I’ve gotten”
Ok…that sounds soooo bad. Should have said “Every guy I’ve DATED”.
mmmhmmm
@iloVEGrits,
“Crumpled Bill” just made me cackle without my knowledge or approval. LMAO!
@Luvvie,
Me too. hehehehe
“like the sound you make when you put your tongue between your lips and make the farting noise. ”
*dead and gone…homies pouring out tequila and rum*
@Justbreathe,
welcome and sh*t (i think)
@The Champ,
Thanks!
@Justbreathe,
welcome!!!
*shooting gold stars*
So Japanese guys aren’t always the most masculine looking chaps. Could be the lack of facial hair. But there’s this dude at Starbucks a few towns over who my friends and I call…yes we lack creativity…Mr. Starbucks. We mentioned him to another girl who wasn’t even with us when we named him and she new instantly who we were talking about. News of a masculine Japanese man travels fast.
I’m not in the habit of naming people though. I think males tend to do this more often than females.
@Ms. Hall, “News of a masculine Japanese man travels fast.”
And on Easter Sunday of all days!!!! I’m laughing and I know, on some level, I shouldn’t be.
At the risk of exposing my true identity…
Ghey Ass White Justin.
He’s not ghey. He’s not even white. And his name isn’t Justin. But his overall lack of interest in things chexual (with multiple women), his indeterminable ethnicity when wearing a hat, and the firm belief that the African name he rocked wasn’t his real name = ghey ass white Justin. He’s my friend on Facebook. P, I will give you one green dollar if you can figure out who he is!
PB=Short for Punk B*tch. My girl coined this one but it rings true for one of my exes. I think it was Ghetto Boyz who exclaimed, “Don’t call me PUNK, BI*T*H…Don’t call my B*t*h, Punk…”
As for Spelman women, I only know TWO Soelman chicks who weren’t/aren’t smug and boring. What’s up with that? I’m so glad, I went to Howard U, and not Spel-man…
it’s funny how hateration comes so naturally to HU chicks. i guess it’s easy when Spelman is often ranked #1. *sad face*
@Hostess,
“Don’t call me PUNK, BI*T*H…Don’t call my B*t*h, Punk…”
OMG!!!!! This just brought back 8th grade memories…lol
@Hostess, Awww HU!
Back to the topic- you guys and your nicknames. I didn’t know if this was an exaggeration, but you ALL clearly participate in this behavior. I don’t know any women who do this! lol
@Lili, Really? Nicknames were one of the cornerstones of my whole secret dated operation. It’s a small word and it’s better to say, “Cushion Pushin’s granny is a whore…” than to say, “Jason’s granny is screwing everything all up and through Shady Pines.”
I’m just sayin’…
@Hostess,
“Nicknames were one of the cornerstones of my whole secret dated operation. It’s a small world…”
Let the congregation say “Amen”.
If you are black and educated and dating the same or even just dating people you meet in spots black folk frequent, chances are someone you knows knows someone who knows them. So nicknames are best.
@iloVEGrits, AMEN!!!!!!! How many men have curved ‘members’? Could my girls and I laugh about that without someone knowing him. Not only that, but add frat membership and ‘black names’ in there and errybody knows errybody.
@Hostess, That should be secret DATING OPERATION…In my defense, I’ve had lots of Easter wine.
@Hostess,
“I’ve had lots of Easter wine.”
I had a whole joke about the blood of Christ ready but, not wanting to negate my praying and Church going and definitely not ready to earn a one way ticket to the flaming city that lies below, I refrained.
@Hostess,
, but other than that I almost always mention names when discussing gents I’ve dated…
LMBO…Well, I’ve had simple nicknames, like “the Puerto Rican”
@Lili,
My current bf was “the Puerto Rican” until we made it official. We’re not creative either *shrugs*
@Lili,
are you serious?!?!?! i’m with hostess and VEG on this one: nicknames are sooooo necessary, esp if you wanna protect his/her identity so you can talk about them in public without ppl knowin the specifics (read: govt names). they’re almost automatic with me and my crew. like, nicknames aren’t planned or premeditated, they just happen.
@Lili,
Me and my girls nicknamed males and females simply because our campus was too small. We just had to have code names in order to freely discuss our issues…in other words gossip in the cafe/student union without having people all up in your business.
A few examples…
The name Centaur was given to a chick who knew she was the ish but looked as though she was half horse and half man due to her misfortune in the proportion blessing. And our guy friends confirmed she indeed had an “oddy body”. However, you couldn’t tell her ish! Let her tell it, she was the most wanted female on campus…ok.
The name Sharpe was given to a guy who just looked like someone had driven a semi into his face.
The name Ferret was given to a guy who truly looked like the animal.
Hey, what can I say? These things were exactly what came to mind once the individual walked into the union. We got chuckles every time….”girl, there goes your man, Ferret…he’s looking mad fresh today (with sarcasm)…hey!” or “girl, that &itch, Centaur, really thinks she’s fly today…somebody done told her wrong.”
You get where I’m going…Safe gossip/hatin/fun/clownin’
@3rd Supreme,
I definitely feel you. Being at a mainly White school…when my friends and I talk about other Black folks…there usually aren’t any other Black folks around…so no one knows who we’re gossiping about!
@3rd Supreme
Ferret??????? Hehehehehehe. That’s a great nickname. I’m on the look out for someone who looks like a ferret now. Just so they can get that nickname.
… plus I went to school at Morehouse College. Which means one thing – Spelman College is right across the street.
Yay! It absolutely gets no better that that people. You may think it does, but it does not.
it really doesn’t. thank you for pointing that out. Happy Belated Founder’s Day to my Spelman sisters (read: N.I.A…)
I love nick names! I give everyone a nickname
That I use so I can discuss them right in front of their face with my folks or in front of the hubby
There is Kay-a-si-gh cause this ninja loved his frat just a lil to much
3 dubb-short for wee willie winky for obvious reasons
KD short for king ding a ling….that’s enough for now but I got plenty what’s wierd is that I love nick names but haaaate pet names I wonder why?
@shay-d-lady,
I love nick names but haaaate pet names
lol, this is odd. thats like loving kool-aid but hating sugar
wow, there are so many ppl who have crossed my lifespace who have received a nickname, be it on purpose or by accident. it’s fun. everyone should do it.
some infamous college nicknames…
Man Tan*: girly was manly (well, she had a couple masculine features and a deep voice), she was light skinned, and our freshman year she always wore tan. the label was a no-brainer. and so was she.
Jay Leno*: girlfriend had a seriously strong chin/jaw situation. you couldn’t NOT notice.
*these were the most memorable and identifible by ppl who’d never heard the nicknames before. and both chicks were deltas. i’m not sure PJ would have fallen for these gals tho. hmmm.
a few current nicknames…
Semuel: my brother named my guy friend “Semual” after the character in the movie Soul FOod (complete with recitation of his lines in the movie when referring to my friend) because he swears my friend is his doppleganger. even my mom knows who “Semuel” is.
Uncle the Usher: this took some collaboration but dude got his nickname by (1) wearing an old man outfit (bermuda shorts and mandals) to a summer cookout last year and (2) wearing a churchy usher-looking suit to an informal get together. everytime me and my girl see him we ask him for 2 fans and some offering envelopes.
Michael Jackson: dude wears white socks with non-sneaker shoes. *smh* enough said.
Green Eyed Bandit: my stalker, effectionately nicknamed by my homegirl, who has the skin color of Idris Elba yet insists on wearing green (sometimes light brown) contacts. yes you read that right — a grown man that wears colored contacts. *smh*
Nigeria: given by a few of my friends because, very simply, dude is nigerian (shocking right??)
Dwight: my coworker IS dwight k. shrute from “The Office”. he is a “martial artist” (kung fu not karate), is always in somebody’s daggone bizznass, and is obnoxiously random and weird at times. he has a good heart tho.
My college nickname was Sweetness. I didn’t find out that was my nickname till junior year… And my Res Hall Director was the one who told me. *sigh* I was deliciously naïve.
Nicknames:
Fakir- lied and said he was getting his master’s. We found out he was just a super-duper senior. yeah faked that he was a freaking genius when in reality, all his work was being done by…
WBJ- 2520 dude who was a townie who enrolled in classes because he really was a genius and was bored. He was homies with…
The Savages- these dudes were the grimy-est of grimy. Your woman-parts were NOT safe if you got caught in their web. The girls who got caught often were known as
The PF’s (Party Favors)- most of them were breif in the rotation, but there were a few steadies on the roster. They had their own titles based on their campus activites, with the suffix ‘h*’. Par example ‘Gospel Choir H*’
The Ingcogs (Incognegroes)- the master’s of the creep. For some time, I was a member of this low pro group. We also had to know errybody else’s business to keep ours on the low.
PBK- pretty boy k****. He was Pretty. Like, rocked a press and curl to the Black and Gold Ball. And he was little. But he got NUFF play. I wonder if he ever graduated…. Hmmmmm
I have to remeber more when I am more awake.
@blackberry molasses on her Crackberry,
we had a black & gold ball at my school too!
@blackberry molasses on her Crackberry,
The PF’s (Party Favors)- most of them were breif in the rotation, but there were a few steadies on the roster. They had their own titles based on their campus activites, with the suffix ‘h*’. Par example ‘Gospel Choir H*’
cumb!
All my friends have nicknames. Partly because I’m senile and partly b/c it just makes life fun. If I like you, you’re getting a nickname. I will list some of these nicknames but wont mention who it goes with.
Some of these nicknames include:
*Cadillac (Caddy for short) – She was wide and classy when she was preggo, like a Cadillac),
*Creole Aunt Jemima – She was rocking a muu muu and a scarf one day)
*Pockey Poto Rifa – She’s short, and she’s Puerto Rican
*Iggy – She’s Ignant as heck
*Liggy – My Goddaughter, who is a Lil Ignant
I nickname. Why? Because I love.
@Luvvie,
You are so sweet for not naming names. lmao.
I think I know four of these people. lol.
@Luvvie, am i FB friends with creole aunt jemima?
@overit,
no.
I have nicknames for folks I don’t know but see alot at a spot I frequent.
Drunk Girl – cuz the girl is always wasted.
Big & Segzy – a plus sized chick (not shapely, just plus) who is always fly outfit and hair wise.
French Roll Girl – she rocks a french roll – an immaculate one – ALL the time.
Danger – a certain guy who must be avoided at all times.
Tall & Freaky – a freakishly tall guy with a freakishly unpleasant face.
@iloVEGrits,
I saw someone this weekend with a French Roll. It was also immaculate. I guess if you’re going to rock one, it should be on point. I wouldn’t be suprised if French Rolls slowly made a comeback……
ppl are really still rockin french rolls like that?? i had no idea stylists still did those…
Now that I think about I don’t really nickname people that much I rename them for instance this chick at my job I call denise now I don’t know what her name is but I know it aint denise but she answers when I call her just like most people do oh but I do call this other chick one track mind cause she got a short pixie style do and every other week she haphazardly glues one track of weave across the back…oh and dine in and carry out..they are the two older women that keep tupperware in their desk so that anytime we have something catered they can take leftovers…I guess I nickname and rename equally LoL
@shay-d-lady,
“dine in and carry out..they are the two older women that keep tupperware in their desk so that anytime we have something catered they can take leftovers”
This made me laugh. out. loud.
@iloVEGrits,
I can’t stand ppl like that- just tacky. Just because it’s free doesn’t mean you have to eat/take it!!!!! Tupperware…permanently stashed in the drawer…come on. If that ain’t ghetto I don’t know what is…
@shay-d-lady
Dine In Carry Out – Classic!
@shay-d-lady, My eyes are watering @ one track mind…seriously, that has got to be the best thing I’ve read all morning
for instance this chick at my job I call denise now I don’t know what her name is but I know it aint denise but she answers when I call her just like most people do
rude!!! that is so wrong to me to insist on calling that child by something other than her name. but since she doesn’t demand respect and answers to her not-name, what can ya do?? wouldn’t be me…
@Gem-nasty, LOL that aint rude its not like I am rolling my neck and eyes with it..and everybody says it couldnt be them..but I do it to everyone and nobody has gotten froggy yet! LOL its my winning personality they just cant get mad
LOL do you work with only 2520s??
@Gem-nasty, nope, I am a manager in a call center.. it is full of ninjas.. all shapes, sizes, and backgrounds..and i am an equal opportunity renamer…
There are also three guys I’ve dated who’ve earned the distinction of “top 1%”. They were, hands down, the best in terms of personality (their jealousy and other issues not withstanding, lol) , looks and chex.
When I say “top 1%” my best friend knows that I’ve met a guy I like.
@iloVEGrits,
I know those 3 in the “Top 1%” list too. I still hold out hope (and even lost a bet and had to buy V shoes) for one of them
@Luvvie,
Ya never know.
I can’t really say I had nicknames for people in school. If I had to assign a couple, they would be:
The Jew: very cute red haired chick that made it impossible to ask her out. Now that I think about it, she could be better named the tease.
The flat: this Peruvian chick had the flattest stomach hat I’d ever touched and contnued to ONLY touch after I started to date my long term girlfriend. The touching stopped . . . more or less after I was reprimanded about it. In my defense, it was a stomach that just invited touching.
The blossom: I met this chick on the first day of class in English. Unfortunately, I’d met and walked the Jew to class a few mnutes earlier. She grew to b very cute in her own right, though only after I’d dated the flat and then started seeing my long term.
@kamakula,
“The Jew”
lol, this literally had me in tears for some reason. maybe i’m a closet anti-semitic.
@The Champ,
I just realized there is some irony in my characterization of the Jew who was in fact, Jewish.
I’m having an eShindig over at my blog to celebrate my 150th post. *takes a swig of Bailey’s*. Y’all scoot over there and come 2-step with me. Just click my name
Oh, and its a Stanky Leg-free zone. THAT is the only rule.
@Luvvie,
Oh, and its a Stanky Leg-free zone. THAT is the only rule.
so basically its exactly like your bedroom?
@The Champ,
Don’t make me tell folks how the “Stanky Leg” is the nickname your nether parts got after that incident with you and the free clinic. Hmph.
We didn’t nickname ppl but we had terms.
Point shaver- For someone who consistently dropped the ball
Duncan Hines-b/c she/he is always cakin!
Actually there was one guy named Lyin Mike for obvious reasons.
@Stank-0,
Ahhhhhhh the infamous cake baker!! LOL!!!! I think there’s a Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker everywhere you go! ;o)
@This Just In,
Yep…lol
Muffin man arse…
lmao i have been accused of being a Betty Crocker. from a dude who is definitely a combination of Duncan Hines and Pillsbury Doughboy — the caker of all cakers.
i don’t even like talkin on the phone!!
@This Just In,
All this talk of “cakin” makes me think I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought cake=money…
@Stank-0,
I prefer to call someone who cakes ALL the time Big Deborah (as opposed to Lil Debbie)
First name that comes to mind is “Doo-doo”. This guy was lovin my BFF. He was dingy brown, and wore a brown leather jacket and Tims…everyday. He looked like a piece of feces. But it wouldn’t have been nice to call him that
Then there was “Him”.”Him” could change. He was the guy of the moment who was TOO frequently mentioned whose nickname could have also been “simultaneous smacking of teeth and rolling of eyes, long hard sigh, Oh Him”. Also “Her”
There was “2 inch” AKA “Shoulda had a V8″. Mmmmhmmm
And “Vaca-a-ation” who was so foine that when I saw him I stuttered and actually said “Easter vaca-a-ation
@Imperfect,
Doo Doo – LH (laughing hysterically).
@Imperfect,
First name that comes to mind is “Doo-doo”. This guy was lovin my BFF. He was dingy brown, and wore a brown leather jacket and Tims…everyday. He looked like a piece of feces. But it wouldn’t have been nice to call him that
he wasn’t one of my teammates, was he?
@The Champ,
Now that I think about it, I believe he may have been.
@Imperfect,
“First name that comes to mind is “Doo-doo”. This guy was lovin my BFF. He was dingy brown, and wore a brown leather jacket and Tims…everyday.”
And was he an Iota, per chance? *ducks the Greeks*
@Imperfect, OMG… @ dude looking like feces. I almost hyperventilated..
Ok ummm let’s c
Eggz-bcuz he is an ex n also (well was)bestfriend
Transformer-well he was a cop, 6’5 240 or so pds, just urghhh nice : )
Florida-he just reminded me of sunny florida n he looked like ludacris lol
NAD-he got a nasty a%& dunk yeahhhh
Thick neck-exactly that
Addidas-a track star n he was always n his gear-i don’t think I ever seen him w/ regular clothes on…he was very dedicated lol
Blue-nice blue eyes
Soul-he was just deep
Hdtv-his first initials are hd n I just added da tv part n this is because I don’t like saying his name
Trailmix- he is mulatto
There r others but I don’t remember…enjoy : )
@Luckyred, “Thick neck” I dumped a guy bc he had a thick neck…. dumb me didn’t know it was bc he played football
*** future self kicks past self in the face ***
LOL @ trailmix
I agree, nicknames are something boys use. My friends and I usually “dated” frat boys so we called them their line names. I know, how unique?
Two questions:
1. If you only gave nicknames to girl you wouldn’t bang, how did you know ole girl gave good head?
2. If your homegirl got a nickname, why wouldn’t you? I never got a real nickname from this clique of boys and to this day, I am offended. Should I be?
ha ha, this is fun! some nicknames that we dispensed..
Perpetual sneer – for obvious reasons. my girls ‘special friend’ who never ever smiled, whose face was in some kind of permanent rictus of a sneer….
the pink one – annoying woman that we know. her name is actually Pinky. (fairly common in these parts)
and that’s it for today! happy easter montag!
@superwoman,
Perpetual sneer
lol, this is a long ass nickname. me thinks yall should just shorten it to ps
Let’s see if I can conjure up a few:
*Raccoon Eyes: No explanation needed. But I’ll say this, During the drinking game “Questions” someone actually asked her “why she looked like a raccoon?”
*Side-Eye: Because she gave everyone the side-eye when they said something stupid. But then she also had that little Biggie Smalls issue of a wandering one.
*Cake-up: A female who would have on two sheets of icing just to go to class, and a third sheet for a party. Bad thing was, it was/is always visible in pictures.
*Wildabeast: But with a vocab. If you took a survey of the black male population on our campus 99 percent of gents would vote her the ugliest. Then again, a vote for best vocab and random usage of six syllable words, and she’d get over half the vote … it was impossible to take her seriously.
I could keep going, but this is enough. On another note: Trey and Brandy couldn’t have worked. Too many females in the ATL for that. I give them three months into his freshman year before they break it off.
A quick story with my favorite Asher Roth clip (How Does It Feel): http://thismayconcernyou.com/2009/04/03/boy-meets-girl-how-does-it-feel/
@thismayconcernyou, “*Cake-up: A female who would have on two sheets of icing just to go to class, and a third sheet for a party. Bad thing was, it was/is always visible in pictures.”
EW. The caked on makeup is not needed.
@Nicki Sunshine,
Thank you. If you have a face that looks like “Rocky Road” ice cream (I shoulda added that nickname to my list), you should embrace it.
Don’t put on three layers of make-up. NO GUY wants that cake or to eat it, either.
@thismayconcernyou, AND it gets on people’s shirts when u hug them. Gross!
@thismayconcernyou
“Questions” someone actually asked her “why she looked like a raccoon?” ”
What was her response?
@V Renee,
Silence. Everyone else laughed hysterically. It was wrong, but no one could help it because we were drunk. If you know the game, you’re not supposed to respond to a question, you’re supposed to ask another person in the circle a question or else you must take a drink.
1. Eveywhere: We call a guy this because at every party event, he’s there. We have a weekly email that comes out from the “black professionals” and he is in all the photos.
2. Chunky teeth: Because I am a stickler for teeth, there are some people who I can’t even look in the mouth. Chunky teeth is when people look like they constantly have bread between the teeth.
3. Exclusive: This is my homegirl. Durning Derby, she dated a producer who was gonna pick her up to hang out with Beyonce and Jay (I dont’ know how true this is); at the clubs, she wants us all to walk in as one HUGE, fly group and she knows the owner of every establishment.
4. Spongebob Squareback: A girl with big chest, (sometime she has a Linebacker back) and no butt…. kinda looks like Spongebob.
5. Long Torso: I used to work with a girl who had the loooongest torso ever (she had to be at least 5’7) and little legs. It was a strange shape.
@Nicki Sunshine
Chunky teeth???? BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Long torso definitely sounds like a weird shape.
@Nicki Sunshine,
SpongeBob SquareBack just bout KILLT me un-alive! LMAO!
Nicknames me and my boys gave women over the years
Petey – this girl had a gap like Petey from the Goof Troop cartoon
Mophead – The girl was thick. Hip-waist ratio was crazy and she rocked curls like Shirley Temple so we called her mophead.
Singing Girl – Nice girl that was trying to start a career in R&B
Ironhead – This girl was terrible. We called her Ironhead b/c she was built like Craig “Ironhead” Heyward.
Dirty Draws – No one knew if her draws were actually dirty she just looked like they were.
Morning Breath – when my boy saw her he said she looked like morning breath so we called her that.
@Humble One,
Ironhead – This girl was terrible. We called her Ironhead b/c she was built like Craig “Ironhead” Heyward.
*sniggling*
@Humble One,
Dirty Draws – No one knew if her draws were actually dirty she just looked like they were.
Morning Breath – when my boy saw her he said she looked like morning breath so we called her that.
lol, damn
@Humble One,
LOL @ “Morning Breath”
This guy freshman year at Maryland (go Terps!) was trying to get with one of my floormates, but she wasn’t having it. He had a lead lip (you know, when the person’s bottom lip protrudes significantly further than their upper? yeah, that.) and his name was Jason. Hence, LL Cool J. He was cool, though, and probably didn’t deserve that nickname, but eh.
@WordSmith,
lol, please expound. i’m still not getting the “ll cool j”.
@The Champ,
lead lip (LL) jason (J). I don’t get the cool though. . .
A few:
*”The ‘Cute’ Tree-hugger” – If you went school in the AUC, you know who the “tree huggers” were. There was a very pretty one who we gave this name to.
*”Phillies” – Two girls from Philly who personafied the typical chick from Philly. Complete with being very loud and thinking they were the shyt too…but really came off as chickenheads.
*”Whitley” as in “Whitley Gilbert”- This name was reserved for a couple of Spelmanites who were on the bougie side in the personality category.
*”House N*ggas” – general term we (CAU men) gave to Morehouse dudes. No offense PJ.
*”Greek-o Roman” – Code word for a chick who we saw passed around by different dudes in a fraternity. Get it? “Greek Hoe Roamin’”. This term was also reserved for chicks in sororities who exclusively dated Greek guys.
*”Stallion” – This chick who was the epitome of DOPE and had the walk that matched it. She was the smiling type and very friendly but I NEVER EVER saw many dudes trying to kick game to her. Even if they tried, it seemed like she turned them down in such a polite way, they left her alone with a smile on their face. I assume to this day she was probably wifed up to some “out-of-school” dude. Who knows…
@Monk
snickering at Greek-o-Roman.
awwww stop the hate on sc-mc
@Monk,
House N*ggas? Really? Whitley Gilbert? Come on…where’s the love, Brother CAU?
SUMO- he looked like a sumo wrestler minus the weight. big pretty hair and all.
EYEBROWS- this boy looked like he had his eyebrows FRESHLY waxed everyday. He had a tragically passing complexion so that it always looked red and puffy. EYEBROWS swore he never got them waxed. LYIN *SS!
FLOSSY- this tr*mp swore she was gods gift to himself and would come in the cafe everyday like she was “SOMEBODY” wit dem extra, look like it hurt, ashy feet.
ATL – everybody was proud of where they were from if they where from a big city. But this girl wore the damn city on her chest. Everytime the “rep you city” part of the night came around, she was the extra loud one.
REJECT- she was just rejected all over the place!
DA GIRL DOWN THE HALL- so the girl down the hall was one of the lezzies. We were all mad b/c her girlfriend got to come in her room and lay all up in her bed and bullsh*t, but let a boy get caught on the hall they was trying to end a n*gg*’s college career….
Best of all….
VIDEO GIRL- the girl is in a very recent video, the story is that she got signed and blah blah blah. Now she does have some vocals skills, and clothes on in the video, but I don’t know………….
@The Dutchess,
ATL – everybody was proud of where they were from if they where from a big city.
for whatever reason,certain cities seem to bring out a bit more pride than other places. like, for instance, 3 million people live in san antonio, but when was the last time you actually heard someone give it a shout-out?
@The Champ,
Living a hour from SA–I know why…lol
There’s a kat here at work that we call “The Hulk”, well I call him “Baby Lou” as in Baby Lou Ferrigno. He’s got the whole look complete with shaggy buzz cut hair.
It also doesn’t help that he’s a complete azzhole…lmao.
In college, we were known for giving people nicknames. There are some people that I don’t even know what their real name is, but if you say their nickname I know exactly who you’re talking about. Some of the nicknames were mean, but they were fitting.
• Frankenstein – This mofo was the walking, living breathing black Frankenstein. But low key perverted.
• DL Stinky boy – We thought he was on the DL. And he stank.
• Sambo – Mean, but she looked like Sambo.
• Sweat Monster – She was unfortunate in the face but loved to dance. To the point that she was always soaking wet with sweat.
• Hector – His real name was James. He was Black, but had a Mexican look about him. So we called him Hector. He even had him calling himself Hector. He would call the house and be like “What’s up? This Hector.”
• Crater Face – self-explanatory
• The original sack chasers – There was this group of girls who chased w.e.e.d, well really anything related to smoking, like it was their job. Everytime they came around they were like “You got something to smoke. A blunt, black, cigarette anything?” And got upset if people didn’t.
• The Extra Crispy sack chasers – A second group of girls who had the same job.
• Dark Skin Germaine – well because he was dark skin. He too called himself this when talking to us.
• Shrek – Well cause he was built like Shrek.
• The Ten – They were actually a couple. She was built like a pole and resembled the number 1. He was as round as a zero. Together they made ten.
There were MANY more. Most people didn’t know their nickname, but those that did took on the nickname.
@V Renee,
LMFAO @ The Ten!
Fatbacks – names says enough
Betty Crocker – white who we could get to cook for us
Zena – chick could bench 175 and squat about 275
Pucks – chicks the whites dudes passed around
Killa- this chick hit off every other dude and would scream like she was being killed
– names says enough
Pam G – bad Pam Greer imitation that always had lint in her fro
Damn, we didnt have any creative names. Our stuff is just self-explanatory. But we always use them for dudes until they become official. For girls, we just use em cuz we can’t remember names.
Girls
Wings ( no real reason for this; she was just big as hell and we imagined she could swallow a plate of hot wings whole)
Braids
Dookie
Fatbob
Guys
Flunky
Top Flight
Crack Sales
Big D***
Quarter-to-Eight
Big head
Free Weed
North (pronounced “Nawf”)
Stalker (there’s been a few of those)
2 beemers, one kid
one beemer, two kids
S550
Teacake
Shrek
Gorilla
*There’s like a million more, but I can’t think of em off top.
Dude, I think we were in the AUC at the same time because I could put a face to each of those nicknames. I have to add a couple though. There was a beautiful chick from California we called The Golden Child because of her skin tone. Then there was Neck Down who had a track stars body but a football players face. Lastly, we had one we liked to call 500 Footer because from across campus or across the street she looked like Gabby Union but up close it was not pretty.
headmaster – do i need to explain?
septa – named after the Philly train system, do i need to explain?
not fair - she looked so good that it was unfair to all the other women on the yard, plus she was a virgin til she was like 23. that was unfair
stallion – she was ugly, but her body was built like a thoroughbred horse. Resembled a NFL running back.
breeder – this chick was pretty but not ridic, long hair, tall. type of women u think u would wanna have kids with.
My friends and I used to do the nickname thing in college too! My favorite was Clubbin Clothes. She was tall, dark skined, hair always hooked up. Really pretty girl.
But she wore her clubbing clothes every day of the week! She didnt mind walking around our (hilly) campus in five inch heels, always has had on a little mini skirt or some tight @ss jeans, wore glitter make-up and sequin halter tops during the day. She woulda been cute at 10 pm on a friday, but looked damn ridic at 10 am on a tuesday.
Man, I wonder where she is now? And more importantly, what does she have on?
Damn I miss Atlanta!
The only name one that we really replaced was this girl we named Sleeper.
Sleeper – Perfect body, gorgeous face, sexy voice, she was flawless. She kept to herself, didn’t wear tight clothes or anything revealing, wore no make up, and just wore her hair back (she had short hair, but just did a Pat Riley on it) so most guys SLEPT on her fabulocity – shout out to Kimora Lee.
I noticed her sexy and demure demeanor so I spoke. We hit it off well and I guess she was feeling good about herself since someone was paying her attention. She came to school in jeans…first time we’d ever seen her in jeans…and lawd have mercy. She walked in the main area and it was like a movie. All chatter stopped, she sauntered over and gave me a hug and said she was late to class, but she would talk to me later. As she walked away…man, I’m sorry…I’m tearing up.
Damn I miss ATL.
Anyway, yeah, her name was Sleeper.
Aborted Fetus – girl that looks like she was aborted and placed in a jar
DJ Quik – 2520 who loves blk p*$$y
Snowflake – 2520 who loves the bros
Big Boy – wasn’t actually “big” but he thinks so
Scottisha – he that wishes he was a she
@FiveFivewithbrowneyes,
“Aborted Fetus – girl that looks like she was aborted and placed in a jar”
I phucking quit you for this!!!!
LOL wow that’s effed up!! dudes in my program call each other aborted fetus all the time but more becuz they’re saying the other is a waste of space, not actually LOOKING like one (ewww they’re gross looking)
@FiveFivewithbrowneyes,
“Aborted Fetus – girl that looks like she was aborted and placed in a jar”
wtf???? lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
way back in 94..I was given the name Pretty Orange when Drew was trying to describe me to Alexus ‘nem, cause of my look and complexion in the summer etc….I loved it cause it was so diff, but dead on, and I claimed it and made it mine.
Haven’t really gave out too many nicknames to guys maybe one or two ….Hottt Chocolate being one, cause he so HAUTE and chocolately…..*sigh*
The Who- because she looks like a character from the Grinch
Black Erotica- Because he reminded us of Midnight from the coldest winter ever…. of course this was before the prequel ruined my imagination of what he actually looked like.
Dark wing duck- My friend calls him bruce wayne b/c he always tryina b mysterious but i can never remember that and besides, TRYing to be mysterious is wack…dark wing duck will do.
Scruff McGruff- Sexy ninja always with a fresh line up but messy hair…until he got locks :::e-swoons:::
Ole Faithful- Old lover so undependable I always knew what to expect
the Nekked contortionist- cuz she was in the club rollin on the floor and p-poppin til her mammaries were exposed.
I STAY naming ppl
@Happy Meal,
Came here to say ALL of these!!! ERggg you beat me to it!!!1
“One thing me and my hombre used to do was give the various women we’d encounter nicknames since we’d either forget their names or because we’d never meet them…usually on purpose. ”
So, you Flava Flav’d them?
Hmm, can’t blame ya there. I actually did this in high school and still do it to a point today. Attributing the nickname to their physical features is much easier.
Some allstars at my school:
E.T. (lmao…unfortunate as hell)
Urkel
Big Baby
School Spirit (seriously, he LOVED his school…was in every club, even made up some himself)
Turd
Hmmm…cool deltas…I’ve had a few of them. In fact, they were the only sorority chicks I would take seriously.
We had a few chicks that go nicknames because of their features:
There was “Pimply Poo.” Self-explanatory…her face looked like a dominos pizza (including puffy crust). Nature must have wanted me to be angry because her body was built for pummeling…unfortunately something wasn’t right…
Other’s had good names too..
Porn Star – used to wear wild out, cleavage showing outfits to all the parties…cool as a fan but hilarious.
Peg Leg – You can guess how she walked.
Certain chicks I would refer to by their hometown (i.e. East Orange, Bricks Chick, etc.)
One of my best friends in undergrad came up with some off the wall nicknames for some guys we met:
Egyptian Musk — He was Muslim and somehow she associated his religion with Egypt…although neither he nor any members of his family were born on the continent of Africa.
Kung Fu Kappa — He was Asian and we were never able to find out his real name…and you know their line names usually start with a K…
Sid — He looked like Sid from Ice Age.
@Cara,
Egyptian Musk is a oil that people wear (hate the smell btw). I know quite a few Muslims who wear oils, so much so that my brother (my fam is all Muslims) calls them Muslim oils lol.
I love giving nicknames to guys so I can talk about situations in front of anyone and have it go over their head.
abc and xyz – two friends I ended up kicking it with in undergrad, didn’t know they were friends initially, but since they were so different they needed opposite nicknames. lacked creativity, but it was effective. had to stop talking to one anyway.
sh!t – that’s what you said when you saw him.
b2k – he looked like a reject from the group, with a juicy fro.
I work for a predominately black city and its like going back to college sometime. I have a nickname for nearly EVERYONE.
“Way to go Calvin” – The cutie that’s always MOVING at work like he just got his job. “Hey, Calvin’s got a job! Way to go Calvin…a la McDonald’s Commercial”
Delishus – The girl in Finance that has ass for DAYS (no homo)
George Clooney – The good lookin, older white dude that works in Purchasing.
Diddy – I swear the City Manager looks like him.
I could go on and on and on and on.
this is a re-post, since my other comment is still in moderation from last night *sad face* anyway, there are so many ppl who have crossed my lifespace who have received a nickname, be it on purpose or by accident.
some infamous college nicknames…
Man Tan*: girly was manly (well, she had a couple masculine features and a deep voice), she was light skinned, and our freshman year she always wore tan. the label was a no-brainer. and so was she.
Jay Leno*: girlfriend had a seriously strong chin/jaw situation. you couldn’t NOT notice.
*these were the most memorable and identifible by ppl who’d never heard the nicknames before. and both chicks were deltas. i’m not sure PJ would have fallen for these gals tho. hmmm.
a few current nicknames…
Semuel: my brother named my guy friend “Semual” after the character in the movie Soul Food (complete with recitation of his lines in the movie when referring to my friend) because he swears my friend is his doppleganger. even my mom knows who “Semuel” is.
Uncle the Usher: this took collaboration to create but dude got his nickname by (1) wearing an old man outfit (bermuda shorts and mandals) to a summer cookout last year and (2) wearing a churchy usher-looking suit to an informal get together. everytime me and my girl see him we ask him for 2 fans and some offering envelopes.
Michael Jackson: dude wears white socks with non-sneaker shoes. *smh* enough said.
Green Eyed Bandit: my stalker, effectionately nicknamed by my homegirl, who has the skin color of Idris Elba yet insists on wearing green (sometimes light brown) contacts. yes you read that right — a grown man that wears colored contacts. *smh*
Nigeria: given by a few of my friends because, very simply, dude is nigerian (shocking right??)
Dwight: my coworker IS dwight k. shrute from “The Office”. he is a “martial artist” (kung fu not karate), is always in somebody’s daggone bizznass, and is obnoxiously random and weird at times. he has a good heart tho.
@Gem-nasty,
Maybe he doesn’t know what shade he falls under on the color spectrum provided for us by Champie poo poo last week. You should get him a copy. lol!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate you
@Gem-nasty,
What class were you again? b/c the descriptions of Man Tan and Jay Leno sound really familiar…
My former and current roster of names:
*New Guy (current)
*Asian dude
*40 year old
*Monopoly dude
(I hope nobody I know is reading this)
*Gorgeous friend
*Popcorn (that one is way old)
*The Engineer from Michigan (*note* stay green and white)
*Green eyes
(ok, so my list is rivaling Flavor Flav…minus the grammatically incorrect usage structure of his)
…there are more but I cannot recall at this time…
Nicknames, how I heart thee!
I can’t even remember when I started giving people nicknames. It might have been when my groups of friends would change based on the day…so I guess in high school with block scheduling.
But, the people I talked about, had to have nicknames and names that no one outside the group could easily guess the association. So all my nicknames were personal or group chosen.
Now a days, I role solo dolo since all my friends live in texas and the nicknames are all ways for me to remember who you are.
For instance,
There is
G.E.D. – ghey Express Dude- this dude I met who works at Express that I think is lowkey gay and just don’t know it.
Weekend Lover- I only saw him on the weekends… there was never any ‘loving’ involved tho.
My Marine
Harlem Hotty (who doesn’t even live in harlem…lol)
Chipmunk
Zulu – dude is a H3 but hella lame and always wore this zulu necklace.
Hell, me and my crew gave every man on the men’s basketball team a nickname just so we could follow the game, b/c otherwise it was boring and you ended up laughing at the cheerleaders…whom we also gave nicknames. My favorite was Inntertube. She went hard in the paint! Every.single.game!
Yes, the nickname… an art I refuse to give up, b/c sometimes you’re name just isn’t interesting enough and it should be changed!
Long time lurker, first time poster.
Those old AUC days ruined me for a while. It was a bizzaro land of fine women. I would be insulted when I went home and average looking chicks would try to act unapproachable. SMH! At homecoming this year I did notice time has not been a friend to many a woman from those times.
For some odd reason most of my fun was had with the lovely ladies of CAU. I am yet to meet a fully non dysfunctional attractive woman from Spelman. Don’t know what Johnetta did to those sisters over there.
Fairly recently I dated a doctor chick from Spelman who I didn’t even know when we were in school down there. She became known in my circle as the “dogchick”. She got a new dog and it had to be up under our a$$es whenever I was over at her place. We couldn’t even close the door to FUGG without the dog going ape$hit. It needed to be in the room! LOL! Running in circles and barking up a storm. She couldn’t spend the night at my crib either. She was worried about the crutch..er…dog. anywho!!
And the segx wasn’t bad. The dog was the dealbreaker though.
@GentlemanJack, yay for delurking!!!
@Liz,
Thanks ma!! *grinsnwhatnot*LOL
@GentlemanJack,
welcome!!!
*shooting gold stars*
@SouthernGirl,
Southern hospitality! Weeerrd!
re-pete he had a stammer
big daddy bed rock – I have no idea
Lex diamonds- wanted to be a skripuh
Shady Grady/Sk8rH8r- acted like an old man w/ diction and a vocabulary
faith- old girl was black ligt brown w/ blond hair I mean even arm hair and eyebrows and there was baby hair all over her face w/ it too. woe.
Devil troll- dude had a profile like the duke blue demon
skericka badu- very home grown neo-soul stylle w/ it
mr po po- yo boy was soooo darksinned and his head was sooo milk duddy
tha gansta- dude talked slow low and said mean shyt
bowling ball- reserved for portly shapeless women
beat-boy pronounced b-boy- he used to beat all the time & deep off into hip hop
touche- cuz he cut so much…
pie face- just because
shyt stain jermaine- he pooed himself @ school
bam bam – he had anger management issues
chicken leggs- dude’s legs looked imaciated
pair head- her head was shaped funny
evil care bear stare- dude looked like an evil carebear had some owel eyebrows
grape ape- dude was just big loved microwaved honeybuns n grape drink
@WuDaMan,
P-B Max. girl had some serious junk in her trunk. P-poot B-box
grapes- she had nipps that wouldn’t quit in the cold winter time. looked like little grapes in her shirt.
@WuDaMan,
Milk Duddy? I can’t eff wit u…..lol
a few of the more unfortunate nicknames ive heard
skulleen: this girl’s name was actually colleen, but she was known for giving cats random bj’s, hence the name skulleen.
the whore: **self-explanatory**
monkeydog: unfortunate girl who looked like a mix between a monkey and a dog
t-rex: a friend of mine who had the smallest hands a full-grown human has ever had
jabba the butt: a fat booty snizzle from college
ugly: **self-explanatory again, but not to be confused with “uglyface”, “ugly’s” cousin**
urkelpatch: a kid from high school who resembled jaleel white and had one of those blond patches of hair on his head\
the stunna: the nickname a few teacher colleagues and i gave this 19 year old senior who was a kenya moore doppleganger
my girl and i used to do this alll the time…still do…we called this guy “yeast infection” b/c every time we saw him out he had on tight azz jeans!!!
my niece calls this guy “baby hair” b/c she saw a lil hair peeking out of his shirt…I dont see the hair but hey she’s special!
Oh, I like this game:
Mr. Lesbian.. because he was married to one
Joe Panties… because he had a pair on his head when I met him
The Dominican (who is now Mellow).. because he is Dominican and he’s 6’5″, 350 and mellows me out
The Jamaican…..because he is
The Maintenance Man…. because he fixed the broken things in my house
Yeah, nicknames come in handy when you have tales to tell.. lol
My friends and I nickname EVERYTHING! Cars, stores, and janky people too.
Easy E- unfortunate freshman from a country town that came to school rockin a jheri curl shag! ( in 2004).
Ursula- hung out with easy. Was shaped like Warren Sapp and had no eyebrows with a blurple complexion just like the evil sea with in the Little Mermaid.
The Testicle- 5 feet tall and 5’6 around…she was shaped like a man ball
Red Danger- a passaround car from the local HBCU. My friend’s boyfriend was the original owner but since the car didnt need a key to start, had no locks, had never been registered, and had no insurance everybody that wanted to live on the edge could drive it. I still see that car floating around today nearly 5 years later. He graduated but left the car behind as a gift?
Dirty Socks and Flip Flops- his name says it all!
Moto Moto- this Que that wears XTRA smedium shirts and insists on smashing your face into his man mammaries every time you run into him. Looks like the hippo from madegascar 2
Im gonna stop now cuz I could go on all day with this ish
@SxyScientst,
killin me w/ the testicle lol
oooh, one from elementary school:
“Worker Fingers”
This girl had the UGLIEST hands. and her fingers were so round. They looked like a can on vienna sausages
@Jeandra,
I call them baby doll hands. Fat hands, short fingers, and knuckle dimples…
@SxyScientst,
that’s exactly what it looks like. alil creepy.
(might get lost in translation)
the porcupine… because she had had more “sticks” in her than a porcupine.
oh.. hundredaire (in his parallel universe, he was a millionaire. Back in the real world, he was a bus taking, no pints buying, “hook me up with a ride, my guy” hundred-aire) and where a hundred local currency is approx. post TET US$ 0.45)
Ben-B (Ben Bad Luck)- we ALWAYS run into issues when we rode w/ him- car prang, mothers with bodyguards and isht coming looking for their daughter at his place when he’s having a bash; hard inedible roast goat meat at the after party etc.
‘Peel’ which morphed to ‘Orange’, which transmuted to ‘squash’ (Peel because of PL- panty liner for obvious reasons— fine man!!!! brown chocolate, creamy succulent skin, looked like it tastes of mango infused w/ cocoa butter- we all dreamt of giving him an apricot scrub- but he eventually married an Indian. Sad day on campus)
@Wanjiru,
Lol. These are funny as hell!
Kool-Aid.
That was given to a kinda annoying friend of mine by one of my male friends. She’s kinda (ok, a lot) on the round side. So one day, she had on a red dress. So he just started callin her that, and we all couldn’t stop laughin. So now, to this day, when he’s around, he’ll just randomly yell out….”Hey Kool-Aid!!”, and we all try to keep our composure. (Refer to Champ’s picture for the “Hood VS Ghetto post.) She has no idea. At least I don’t think so. That’s mean, huh??
Hmmm..
Dah well!!
Every man I go out with gets a nickname, particularly since I blog about them. But I also find it’s easier for my friends to keep up with them if I use a name based on a characteristic.
LOLOL! This is an excellent post!
We used to have a chick named “Head Master” This chick could make a Navy Seal weep from the beautiful dome she blessed him with! She was the benchmark by which all future headhunters would be measured. Wow. She could suck the gas out of an escalade!!
after reading these, I cannot ever meet some of you. lol
So should I be concerned that the guy I just met already gave me a nickname? does that mean he has no intentions on remembering my real name????
@klysha, I dont think thats too back. We all use terms of endearment… but keep checking on him to see if he knows it, lolol
First time poster…
I went to a white school, where the black population was extra thin, so nicknames were a must. I kept it up once I got out of school. Some of my favs:
-Chief Little Turtle: Me and my line sisters give him this name. Although most black people swear that they have indian in their family, homey looked liked he was fresh off the reservation.
-Monkey Chomp: A dude in my hood that had the biggest teeth I have ever seen.
-Stud: A dude, I got to, um “know”. Previously, he used to brag about his loving capabilities. Experienced it…it was horrible. He was more of a dud.
-Dame: Homey was from Jersey, going to school in the midwest, and had this mad east coast swag. It was almost foolish. But, alas, I was an accent wh*re then, so I loved it. And, he looked like a darker version of Dame Dash.
-The Baby: A younger dude I dated.
-Manale: (pronounced ma-nail) this was any female who looked a little too manly in the face.
That’s all that I can think of at the moment…give me some time. I got plenty more. lol
I went to college in LI, ne n my boys had quiet a few names for the girls there.
Meatball – just like the food, her ass had not realy defination unless u clumped it in you hand itself.
All-kinds-of – we went to her cuz she had all kinds ofd food. She made us fajitas, sandwiches, pizza, ramen noodles, etc. If we were hungry we went to all-kinds-of
Mighty joe young – a play off her name but it didn’t help the fact that she bore a slight resemblance to an obese albino baby gorilla
Donnie brasco – she was a spy for a friend who was dating a member of our crew. She was bad, crazy body, wild freaky, jello shots every thursday night, but who knew she was a confidental informant (but who cares my boy got caught with another girl left her n ended up with donnie. Go figure)
These r all the girls I culd think about (4 years hundreds of blunts and thousands of red dixie cups with the drink of the week can do wonders on your memory) but they were names for every1 on campus, well if u were special enuff to be noticed or if u stood out (which isn’t necessarily a good thing)
I think that nicknames is a thing that almost everyone does, it’s just simpler than remembering real names and it’s funny. I know my girls and I had nicknames for a bunch of people.
Tucan Sam: This girl with a HUGE, long nose
Beetlejuice: This guy with these bug eyes…he was pretty scary looking
SoftServe: One guy got this name after his repeated inability to *ahem* “perform”.
Some Names
5 cent – dude looked just like 50 , but super stupid and broke (weused to keep asking for five pennies every time he was around)
unfortunate – (four foot tall dude who insisted on driving an escalade GTFOH
G spot Drop – ( guy who lip-serviced half of XU and had the herpes to prove. ” I ate out 50 girls todays, and all i got was this cold sore )
Piso Mojado (trans: wet floor) – Sexiest man on campus according to women, men, babies, and GOD
LIST GOES ON AND ON. We needed hobbies.