Comments on: what about your friends?

By: temps

temps — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:16:18 +0000

Well how does a single, college eudcated small business owener feel when he hears this? For starters I wonder about the women who have done this, do they really that if me and her met that she’d be able to deal with a guy like me? After all she wouldnt have the heart to admit she dated a man that lived with her and Mom-dukes. In the end this is what leads to men aint sh*t bantor. I mean Dudes like him arejumpoffs yet she turns into subprime relationship. Oh she basically nullified her degree, at this point she has two high school dimplomas.

By: sisanda

sisanda — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:57:02 +0000

It was a vague attempt at abstract humour, sometimes you get it right sometimes not.

Here’s a clue:

Oval office, Bill, impeachement

Sorry bout that, sometimes when you think in lightyears you forget that others are just normal.

By: sisanda

sisanda — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:54:28 +0000

” And he at least looks smart. Be wearing glasses sometimes, ya know.”

hahahahaaha…Lol…hahaah

Hey i was just saying, not neccessaraly spitting fact, just wondering…like most conspiracy theorists usualy do, speculate, regulate, so as to innovate, never masturbate, constantly reitterate, yet so puntcually articulate..hope yall can apreciate

By: Get Togetha

Get Togetha — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:33:35 +0000

OMG. Your description of gurlfriend number 2 is spot on. Why do women do each other like that?

By: Get Togetha

Get Togetha — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:29:39 +0000

A hungry man and full man can’t be friends.

Classic.

By: malaika

malaika — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:53:58 +0000

some people just become oprah and tyra plus 15 other talk show hosts when high.

By: malaika

malaika — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:47:36 +0000

And when you finally get to know the guy he doesn’t know her/ she stalked the hell out of him!!

By: willnotbetelevised

willnotbetelevised — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:46:13 +0000

My goodness, nobody mentioned the clingy bitch? the one who always calls you and wants to hang out and do nothing. Doesn’t want to meet new people and only knows you. AKA the one you always suspect of having a crush on you or creating some sort of mommy attachment. The handholder which is cousin of the Don’t TryNewShitBastard. I hate that mothafucka. Turn they nose up at everything. Scared to do shit. Who is also cousins with the YouAreSoEmbarassing biddy. The one that Doesn’t want you to tell anyone that you’re birthday is in July because that’s privileged information. The one that doesn’t want to raise their hand in class when they know the answer. THe one that can’t believe you actually went to talk to guy that you thought was hot, or that you would try to get them to do the same thing. Which of course ends up being the crazyass stalker b/c I’m so shy mofo too.
Also the Misanthrope. The one that doesn’t like people, constantly complains about everyone they meet and how everyone is ugly/stupid/fat/lazy/smelly/bowlegged/doesn’t like them for no good reason/crosseyed/bucktoothed/ashy/annoying/loud/scary/strange and that’s why they don’t associate with people. Oh, except for you. And that is your blessing.

Yes, I attract social outcasts, but I try to limit my contact. I was actually forced into an association with someone I actually didn’t like. The misanthrope, was friends of a roommate but in my classes and when she didn’t want to be bothered he kept fucking hanging out with me. Deputy Downer too. Misanthropy Droopy the Dog Deputy Downer Eeyore type dude. Worse than the platonic friend dude who wants you to be his surrogate mom. They need to get weaned.

By: Gem of the Ocean

Gem of the Ocean — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:36:55 +0000

i’d have to agree. HBCUs are frats within themselves anyway, esp the more “elite” ones. it’s no wonder greek freaks are birthed from them becuz its in the culture. i know first hand, i attended an HBCU and spent 4yrs pledging to obtain “alumna” status.

By: Gem of the Ocean

Gem of the Ocean — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:23:47 +0000

ah yes, your perfunctory snarky greek jab reminds me–the timeline for AKAs post-2002 is more like “before/after i signed my name on the dotted line….”