We Won!!!

America, f*ck YEAH!!!!!!!

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Panama Jackson

Panama Jackson is pretty fly (and gorgeous) for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. He refuses to eat cocaine chicken. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future. You can hit him on his hitter at panamadjackson@gmail.com.

  • First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • nillalatte

      Liz? Liz?! Will you please 404 this Chump for his “First” post?! Thanks. *snickers*

    • Medium Meech

      Well Played. Welllllll Played.

    • Anastasia!!!

      omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Claasic. Thank you Champ!!

    • Val

      *gives Champ a half eaten oatmeal cookie*

    • MJoy

      That just made my day

    • Oh, yeah… this was just perfect.

  • Do the math…1% is not more than 99% AND 1% is less than 47%…either way you put it WE WON!!!!!

    • Ree

      I don’t know much about alllggebraaa but I knowwww


      • LeonieUK


  • Next!!!!!

    • oh, crap. Kirsten, where the heck you come from? lol

  • legitimate_soul


  • Who is “We”?

    • me and my squad. not sure what team you roll with.

      but its my site, and my squad won. lol.

    • Asiyah

      lol SoBo and I are on the same page. I’m here like “we”? lol

  • I hoping Obrezzy comes out playing Jeezy’s “My President is Black”. lol.

    When Obama gets up to the podium he probably going to say….”I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain’t one of them”

    • When Obama gets up to the podium he probably going to say….
      “You going to jail now! You going to jail now!..”

    • Third Of August

      Actually, I wanted them to play Rick Ross’s “Hold Me Back”…..lol

      • Iceprincess2

        Or dj kalehd’s “win”.

      • WIP

        “Actually, I wanted them to play Rick Ross’s “Hold Me Back”…..lol”

        I break into a rendition of this song every so often combined with a little mosh pit-like jump dance. It’s the little things in life that make it great.

        • Third Of August

          That’s my official “get hype” song.

      • they did at the WaPo Watch Party…thats the first song our DJ played when it was called for Obama…

    • JessicaL

      Is anyone else joining me in the the Alright alright alriiiight !!! dance? Anyone? Anyone?

  • Gametime!

    I feel like trolling some conservative boards!! Who’s with me??!!!!! LOL

    • MissRae

      I’m down. In fact, I feel like knocking over the Romney signs in my neighborhood. #Thuglife

    • Justmetheguy

      TOJ- I said last night I was in a troll/heckler mood. I’m wit it! Where’s the first stop?

  • CrayolaGirl

    Romney isn’t conceding Ohio. I don’t understand how these numbers work but I can’t sleep until it’s final.

    I refuse to wake up to BS!

    • Iceprincess2

      You can go to sleep now lmfao!!!

      • Crayoladrean

        I fell asleep two lines into President’s speech.

    • I had that same feeling, but I knew we didn’t even need Ohio cause we were gonna win VA too. But I just thought it made him look more like a sore loser.

      • that man wanted to win. i cant knock him for wanting to see it all the way thru

  • My students can finally leave me alone now that they know Obama won. Also, Korea can continue to make cheap Obama merch and the love affair the rest of the world has with him will continue*

    *Iunno bout the Middle East tho

  • Woot! Celebrating again! Thanks America for rejecting the nonsense math wizardy from the Far Right.

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