you’ve asked for it, and, quite frankly, we’ve needed it for some time.
no, we’re not referring to nicki sunshine’s “treasure box“, but, at long last, a comprehensive glossary of terms we use here on vsb.
from miss-t-lee’s “throat punch” to “diva dudes”, today’s entry will be nothing but definitions of terms we commonly use here.
also, in the comments, please feel free to list and define any relationship-related colloquialisms you’ve used before.
our goal here is to eventually create, similar to the urban dictionary, an interactive function on the site where visitors can continually submit new and/or revised terms (moderated by us, of course)
also, since this will be my last entry of the year (…and of my 20′s. yup. the next time you hear from me, i’ll officially be 20 years from aarp. yikes!!), i just wanted to let you all know how much i’ve appreciated your support, and i hope every one has a safe, joyful, and lascivious holiday and new year and sh*t.
an epidemic unique to the black community, the “diva dude” describes the annoying entitled mindset created in certain black men, developed after reading and hearing about the “good black male shortage” that’s supposedly sweeping through the country at a pandemic rate
this term describes a particular type of toxic woman, who fits at least two of the following criteria:
1. they’ve physically fought another woman over a man
2. they’re not clinically depressed, and they don’t have eclectic teeth, but they never, ever smile.
3. they have ZERO female friends
4. they consistently refer to themselves in the third person, but it’s never tongue-in-cheek.
5. they’re completely unable to be shamed
the thought process that a majority of women subscribe to that entails neither rational thought, history, or common sense. see also non-sense
1) the additional attention that fairer skinned light skinned women receive over their darker-skinneded sisters whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all. 2) the assumed increase in attractiveness laid before melanin deficient black women…whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all.
***ok…thats a start. i’ll be making edits to this list as we come up with more definitions and sh*t.***
***10:30AM EDIT***
2520:
first used on vsb by sista t, we think this term originally derived from harold clemens blog, ghettouprising. anywhoo, “2520″ is a code for refering to caucasians and sh*t. if said aloud, 25th (w) and 20th (t) letters of the alphabet “y”-”t” sound almost exactly like “white”.
“need more people” (definition contributed by naturally alise):
this line is derived from the poet laureate of my mp3 player, Jay-Z in “Takeover” regarding Mobb Deep
Then you dropped “Shook Ones,” switch your demeanor
Well – we don’t believe you, you need more people
So basically it means you need some witnesses, some DNA, or something for anyone to believe your story….
vsb glitter (definition contributed by pbg):
sparkly love for any VSB newbies.
”shaking the ranch” or “stirring mac and cheese” (contributed by tzerai)
originally from the champ’s now defunct d.theroyalyoungs.com, these terms refer to the sounds of good sex.
(from miss-t-lee)
flatbackers:
women without booty
footer:
a man with a giant wang
“the throat punch”
a proper figurative or literal response to utter foolishness
(from monk)
sunshine (noun) or sunshined (verb):
derived from Lela Rochon’s character, Sunshine, in “Harlem Nights” where the lovin’ is so good, it’ll make a man call his wife and tell her he’s never coming home. This term is not gender specific so anyone can be sunshined.
(from noted vsb historian wudaman)
“t-shirt”
whenever a comment on vsb has such sagacity that it comes across like a slogan, its deemed “t-shirt” worthy
(from jarrod halsey)
blockamore:
a woman who is only attractive from a block or more.
—the champ
Champ,
thanks for giving me the perfect opportunity to “de-lurk”…I know that the term 2520s refers to our melanin-deprived counterparts, but where did it come from?
Though this is less of a glossary inquiry can someone (please) fill me in?
the numbers refer to letters in the alphabet.
25=Y
20=T
YT=whitey
It is hilarious to me that 2520 is the first post of the night. Because more than any other term we have used since the inception of VSB, I swear someone posts the definition of 2520 at least once a week.
LOL!
@Intellectual Hedonist,
that was my thought too! im like…how is he gonna leave out 2520?!?! lol
@Rena,
yeah, I’d actually be inclined to make that the first entry of any glossary that we do. and i have to give the proper credit here. the first time i’d ever heard that statement was made by my boy Harold Clemens from http://ghettouprising.com; however, the first time it was ever mentioned on this blog was by Sister Toldja, who’s blog everybody should be reading…
@Panama Jackson,
learn something new everyday and sh*t
@Rena,
Welcome n sh!t. There is another one for said group of people. Usually reserved for the more nugatory of the group. 313 sort of stands for Ritz Donkey Saltine
@WuDaMan,
We came up with that at my law school! People actually thought we were talking about folks from Detroit. LOL!
lmao @ ritz donkey saltine. effing hilarious.
my brother and i just call them “larrys”. less syllables than 2520 and 313. but a bit longer to type. so i guess it depends on what “sphere” you operate in…
@Gem of the San DiegOcean,
Being in the ‘D’ for the holidays, I kinda feel like folks have been taking shots at my city all week. It’s so cold…
@Monk,
lmao! good luck keeping peace, monk!
@Rena,
welcome and sh*t
@Rena,
Welcome! Another de-lurker hittin’ the blog first?
Hahahahaaa @ Luvvie & Kam!
Anyways, here’s your ****glitter*** and your name will be added to the roster in the VSB Prayer Cubicle. Glitter emails will be sent to BBJ weekly, on your behalf, and of course, in case of emergency.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
um…miss pretty brown? im in need of some extra glitter prayer mails being sent to BBJ on my behalf. im in a bad way!
@shatani,
Truth be told, your name is always at the top of the list. Right behind Chaotic Diva (her name is on a lime green post-it stuck to the monitor in the Prayer Cubicle). I worry about you girls. I take it to the Lord in prayer, though.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
thank ya…i surely need it, cuz the drama is mounting!
PBG you are such a great vessel for spreading the love of BBJ.
@Gem of the San DiegOcean,
I know! I don’t know why in the hot damn & hell they put me out of the f*ckin’ church!! I be ministerin’ like a muhfugga!!
Oh. Yeah. That.
OK.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
i gotta tell ya, aint nothin better than a Christian that cusses!
@Rena,
Welcome Rena!!! I started charging for the VSB tour. I got mouths to feed and rice to buy for the IG corner.
Your chick logic is CLASSIC.
Blockamore: a woman who is only attractive from a block or more.
Happy Holidays!
@Jarrod Halsey,
“Blockamore: a woman who is only attractive from a block or more.”
I’ll be using this…thanks Jarrod.
@Jarrod Halsey, “Blockamore: a woman who is only attractive from a block or more”
This is brilliant! I’m gonna use it on men though. LOL
@Jarrod Halsey, lol. i like it.
i tend to call them “distance dimes”
*chuckle*
@Jarrod Halsey, they good far from far but far from good
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
LMAO!! Hot mess.
@Jarrod Halsey,
also known as a “Monet”
- dee and cher from Clueless
@shatani,
Classic! I love it.
@Jarrod Halsey,
lol…damn. blockamore is definitely new to me.
“need more people”
ex.
Champ: I am the greatest
Luvvie: You need an army, clowncar, and a gaggle of more people.
-This line is derived from the poet laureate of my mp3 player, Jay-Z in “Takeover” regarding Mobb Deep
Then you dropped “Shook Ones,” switch your demeanor
Well – we don’t believe you, you need more people
So basically it means you need some witnesses, some DNA, or something for anyone to believe your story….
“it means you need some witnesses, some DNA, or something for anyone to believe your story….”
which means that you may need to hire your own CSI squad to verify the integrity of your evidence.
and then get the ish notarized.
with a Priest, a Rabbi, Minister, an Imam, and a Medicine man/woman as a witness to said notarization
with prevailing authorization by an attorney general.
@Intellectual Hedonist,
….and 3 men and a baby, an officer and a gentleman, Batman and Robin, and three blind mice of people….
(and throw in a unicorn for good measure)
wait just a cotton picking minute… (where the h3ll does that expression come from, I’m going to investigate that, anyway)
if you throwing in unicorns, then by all means
you need the smurfs, the littles, fragglerock, carebears and their cousins, the cabbage patch kids, g.i. joe, jem and the holograms and thundercats, thundercats, thundercats HO! for good measure
@Intellectual Hedonist,
…and the Snorks.
and you usually have to book us (jem and crew) early. we don’t just offer up our more-people-ness all willy nilly. too outrageous to be BSing around.
@Intellectual Hedonist,
And 1 Muppet Baby. Just 1. Anymore and things could get out of hand.
@Voiceofreason,
lmao @ “…Anymore and things could get out of hand”
@Intellectual Hedonist,
And an email from the Tiny Infant Savior.
with his tiny infant fist (finger paint) stamp.
@PBG,
yes, we cannot forget our internet savvy BBJ (Brown Baby Jesus) ya’ll know he got twitter now, right?
@shatani,
I know BBJ is a Twitter-er. We follow each other.
Oh Holy night!
@Relax, Relate, Alise, you know, i’m often amazed at how this line from a Jay-Z song released SEVEN YEARS AGO is still going strong in the young Black community. like, folks still throw that around when questioning people.
and people question Jay’s prominence?? are you not entertained????
@Panama Jackson,
That’s right, and remember there is a Shawn Carter lyric that fits in ANY sitch-ee-ashun…
@Relax, Relate, Alise,
Synonyms for this phrase also include Bullsh!t and Shenanigans. The latter has some rules that come with a handshake and a bottle of whiskey. Which reminds me of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot who shares an acronym with What The Fudge.
@WuDaMan, this is a good one that we forgot
@Relax, Relate, Alise,
Plus De Personnes
I’ve been using the french version ever since I saw it on vsb. It’s become my inside joke that I mumble in public, although I’m sure eventually I’ll get called out.
@shhwhisper,
That’s hilarious. I’m gonna use the Spanish version:
“Necesitas mas gente”
Did I get that right? I hope so. Somebody check me.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
that sounds right…
lol you good
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter, “Necesitas mas gente”
LMAO
I’m saying that to my dad later… when he starts talking bout Christmases of long ago. THANKS and shyt
@Intellectual Hedonist,
any story that starts with “back in my day…” is gonna automatically need more people!
@shatani,
This is truth 94.6% of the time.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
Muchas gracias, mis amigas latinas (and Shatani).
Feliz Navidad! ***brillo***
(I looked that up! I feel sparkly and smart right now!)
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
im a halftina!
@shatani,
“im a halftina”
Corner. Now.
lmao!!!!
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter, I been up for 20+ hours and am tired as ish.. this made me laugh till I fell out.
I like this diva dude name. I have been trying to come up woth a name for these dudes for years. I thought they only existed here in Detroit.
@Humble_One,
Nope they’re also in north carolina, have been known to raise up, take their shirt off, wrap it around their hand, and spin it like a helicopter.
@kamakula,
i know i shouldn’t…but I still love Petey for that one.
@Humble_One,
I thought they only existed here in Detroit.
Nah them hoez is errywhere!!!! lol
*throat punch*
@miss t-lee,
double punch! they deserve it.
@Humble_One, oh they’re everywhere, they especially thrive here in the Nation’s Capital.
@Everyone,
Ok so these dudes are everywhere. Do they wear sunglasses in the club in your cities too? Is there a name for their female counterpart? Because we have them here in Detroit too.
@Humble_One,
Do they wear sunglasses in the club in your cities too? Is there a name for their female counterpart?
because they have so many feminine qualities, THEY are their female counterparts. kind of like “tootsie” and sh*t
@The Champ,
awesome.
@Humble_One,
H3ll yes they wear sunglasses in the club here too. I swear, I roast them bammas into a state of CHARRED every time I see them. Seriously, I go in. And if I have enough liquor in me, it may turn into a full out performance roasting.
*sangin’* “Gotta have fuuun in this club!”
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
i’m de-lurking. dead @ “…I roast them bammas into a state of CHARRED…”
@Humble_One, spent hours of my life I will never get back watching diva dudes with sunglasses on in the club…all dancing with eachother doing the “Halle Berry”, “Ricky Bobby” and “Stanky Leg” which I am thoroughly convinced are the same dance created to give dudes a psuedo-legal reason to dance with each other more so than the half naked ratchet looking bussit babies dressed in mini dresses and pleather knee boots that do not fit.
@Ro,
ctfu.
i agree.i agree.
****TANGENT****
Happy Hanukka
Merry Christmas
Happy Kwanzaa
Happy Holidays to all my VSB fam.
Whatever you believe in or celebrate I hope you are blessed and spend time with those you love and count your blessing, especially those of us that fool around on VSB while we are at work all day. I know I feel blessed to even have a job lately.
awwwww yay and thanks!!! hope everyone has a blessed family holiday winter solstice-inspired celebration!!
and for those of you in the cold for your “white christmas”–try to keep warm
@Intellectual Hedonist,
We don’t do all them holidays where I come from . . . It’s Festivus for the rest of us.
Happy Holiday and shyt!
@eff yo couch,
*looking forward to the feats of strength and the airing of grievances*
@shatani,
They showed that episode of Seinfeld last night. As usual. I was crying…lol
@Intellectual Hedonist,
I’m right there with you feeling blessed to have a job. (or five in my case) This time of year always helps me to get some perspective; even more so this year…
@Intellectual Hedonist, and a Merry Christmahannukwanzaaka to you too!
@Intellectual Hedonist, Thanks alot but you forgot “festuvus for the rest of us” lol
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
actually I didnt forget Festivus, I was in the middle of airing my greivences when I posted. Just forgot to include it in the list.
I hope everyone had a Happy Festivus!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
@Intellectual Hedonist,
thanks and sh*t. and may your holiday be a very masculine holiday
@Intellectual Hedonist,
MURRAY CRIMMUS SUCKAS!
BBJ=Brown Baby Jesus.
I prefer to see Jesus as an infant, much like the great Ricky Bobby. And of course, he is a beautiful brown child. Cuz they are the cutest.
Glitter=sparkly love for anybody that comes to VSB. I have an endless supply.
@PBG, little infant baby Hayseuss is my favorite one too.
@Panama Jackson,
i like to think of Jesus as a Ninja….
@shatani,
A Ninja?
Y’all are killing me here.
@The Sula Experiment. Live it!, somebody hasn’t seen Talladega Nights!
get thee to thine netflix.
@Panama Jackson,
word! we dont tolerate that ish round these parts…Peej is libel to come at you like a spider monkey if you dont get on that with a quickness!
@Panama Jackson,
Guilty as charged… Only seen bits and pieces of Talladega Nights. Will properly update myself.
Thanx much.
@Panama Jackson,
You need to make up a list of movies that VSBs and VSSs need to watch or risk being put on probation and/or having their Black Card revoked. I see folks slippin’ out here on the boulevard.
Oh snap! “On the boulevard” needs to be added to the VSB glossary too! LOL!
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
i was waiting on miss alise to do the “hot on the boulevard” post…as she is the one that brought it to us…
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
Smoking on the cul-de-sac
Tepid on the avenue
Scalding on the block
Warm on alley
et. al.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
First degree burns in the gutter
Nipply on the highway
Lukewarm on the side street
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter, you are absolutely right about the movies that all people and The Blacks must see…i may begin this task this weekend. as I think i own nearly every non-Tyler Perry related Black movie, and even then, i do own Daddy’s Little Girls.
@shatani,
“With all due respect” Sula…you need to see that movie…lol
@miss t-lee,
lmao!! im feeling an urge to make some crepes and watch it right now!
@shatani,
I’m watching it as soon as I’m through w/Good Times and my newest Netflix arrival, “Baby Mama”.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter, j
baby mama literally had me in tears….i mean, i was crying like my pet died! love. it.
@miss t-lee, “with all due respect”…man that was some classic sh*t…and sh*t.
@Panama Jackson,
thanks man, thanks.
Merry Christmas!!
@shatani,
i like to think of Jesus as a Ninja….
whats funny is, i know this is from TN, but seeing as how we’re on VSB i thought “she likes to think of Jesus as a n*gga?? well damn”
@Gem of the San DiegOcean,
Here you go, Gemmie. This has been entertaining me for almost 48hrs. No lie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6hp1OJKLXQ
lmao!!!!!!! NOT “didnt a n*gga lay his life down for you?!” wowwwwww
@Gem of the San DiegOcean,
well? didnt he??? lmao!
@Shatani,
Exactly! That’s the point of the satire of those videos. Sooo many people miss that though.
@Gem of the San DiegOcean,
LMAO!!!! okay, i laughed at that for a full 12 seconds!
@Gem of the San DiegOcean, LMAO. i’m so proud that ninja has gotten popular around here at VSB…and so popular that the ignorance of it has shoned thru (top that for ignorance) to even the smartest of folks…
woosah. and SCORE!
@PBG,
Sweetie this one’s for you
http://www.heavy.com/video/62813
@WuDaMan,
this truly hurt my feelings! lmao! this is right up there with ‘whatchu want on yo wings, gul?”
my favorite is the dude in the busyass shirt doin the robot while the chick raps…
@shatani,
Yo this has been the deal since like oct
@WuDaMan,
Thank you Wu! This is the best gift I’ve received since I got myself a $70 purse for $16 cuz all the Wilson Leather’s stores are closing.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
Now that was a good gift right there. Something like hood swap meet street prices.
Why thank u for the special shout out, Champ (I think!) I must be one of the ONLY ones at work this morning!!!!! (note to self: new job in the New Year)
I’d never heard “Diva Dude” but thanks to you, I’ll be incorporating it into my daily speech.
Another term:
Dead: Something is so funny or shocking that u have no response, you’re just “dead.”
@Nicki Sunshine, Oh, you are not the only one Nicki Sunshine, but it is definitely a ghost town around these parts. . . I’m out at 3!!
@IVR, It’s cold and lonely out here. I need bloggers to help my day speed fast.
3:30 is my normal time to leave… maybe this b@stard will show me some mercy and let me go!!!!
@Nicki Sunshine,
Who’s your boss…Scrooge?
@Monk, His name is “Your Bastardly-ness.” He’s an attorney that is ALWAYS here, even when he was sick. All the other turns told me to call in, but well, I wasn’t fortunate enough to work for them.
@Nicki Sunshine, Oops.. meant “attorneys”
@Nicki Sunshine,
Damn, that sucks. Maybe a ghost, or two, or three will come visit him soon and he’ll let you bounce.
@Monk, “I hope so.” I have to run an errand for him out of the office in a few. I will surely be dragging that out.
Gas is cheap now.. it’s okay to just drive around. LOL
@Nicki Sunshine, ““I hope so.” I have to run an errand for him out of the office in a few. I will surely be dragging that out.
Gas is cheap now.. it’s okay to just drive around. LOL”
Make him reimburse you! Aint nothin cheaper than free LoL
@IVR: Yep. He always reimburses a sista. TRUST.
@Nicki Sunshine, fret not, I’m here at work today too. I’m assuming i’ll be going home early, however, i’d hate to be preparing myself for the early bounce only to be here at 530 mad as three squirrels watching nuts get burned by the US Treasury.
@Nicki Sunshine, I’m here at work too and suprisingly thre are quite a few ppl here. I’ll be here on Friday too, lets see how poppin this place is then
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
me 2. I feel your pain.
@Nicki Sunshine,
Nope. Def not the only one. But the countdown is on. Imma be out of this b! in 1 hour and 53 mns sharp.
Damn I almost feel bad having been off since Dec 19th and being off til Jan 12th, ALMOST
@Intellectual Hedonist, “Damn I almost feel bad having been off since Dec 19th and being off til Jan 12th, ALMOST”
We are going to need you to stop showing off. . .Thanks in advance! (jk)
@Intellectual Hedonist,
Rub it in. Why don’t you!
I always hate all my friends who either work in the Education field or work in Europe.
And now, you’re part of this group. There!
@Intellectual Hedonist,
ah, the joys of academia!
@Intellectual Hedonist,
This is the only reason I’m an education major.
I don’t even like other people’s kids.
@Nicki Sunshine,
haaayyy boo! i’m working from home today so i kinda feel your pain.
its been a minute tho whats up?
@Dorian G., How have u been? I haven’t seen u around in a long time man
@Nicki Sunshine, Hey Everyone! After running an errand for my boss, I was gone for over two hours… He called and told me I didn’t have to come back!!!!
@NickiSunshine,
I guess one, or two, or three of those ghosts I mentioned paid him a visit.
@Monk, They did.. and thank you for conjuring them for me.
@NickiSunshine,
Woot! now thats a “happy holidays” for ya!
@shatani, It really is!!!!
You could do a mini novel on all of the slang for “forming the beast with two backs” but my personal fav (which I continue to give you credit for) is …..”shaking the ranch”…the look on folks faces is priceless when i break it down to em.
On another note…pre happy birthday and $hit!!! I will have to school you on the rules of post 30 life once you reach the other side…the game does change! LOL.
Peace and happy holidays to you and all VSB readers!!!
@Tzerai, please break it down for us… or for at least me, i have no clue what shaking the caesar means
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
lmao…i am also unaware about the breakdown of shakin the thousand islands….
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
check the edit to the entry.
Off Topic….
I want to wish every VSB and VSS a Very Happy Holidays (VHH)!!! And a Very Smart, a Very Safe, and a Very Blessed New Year!!!
N.I.A. haveyourselfamerrylittlechristmas….
@N.I.A. haveyourselfamerrylittlechristmas…., you too, homey. you too.
@N.I.A. haveyourselfamerrylittlechristmas….,
You too lady, you too.
Aww Champie…thanks for the “throat punch” shout out.
A throat punch by the way can be literally (I don’t recommend this unless you know you can infact render the person unconcious) or figuratively. Mine are almost always figuratively. I prefer to beat your azz with my words.I know, hate to bust the bubble. I’m still a hard though.
Happy Early B-day Champie. I turned the big 30 back in June. It’s not so bad.
* my few contibutions
Flatbackers–chicks with no arse
Footer-a dude with a massive unit.
@miss t-lee, “Flatbackers–chicks with no arse”
I call those chicks with big chest and no arse, spongebob squareback.
@Nicki Sunshine,
*rolling eyes, not directly at Nicki, but a general eye roll*
Why is it OK to talk ish about women with no boongie but it’s not OK to talk ish about the flatsies?
Folks laugh and laugh about the chicks with no bootie. But if we make fun of a chicks with mosquito bites we’re out of line.
Did that come across as bitter? Good.
@Voiceofreason,
lol!!! e-daps to Voice of reason
@pgh muse,
E-daps right back! No bootie ladies from the Burgh have to stick together.
awww yay there’s a support group for me
@Voiceofreason,
“Folks laugh and laugh about the chicks with no bootie. But if we make fun of a chicks with mosquito bites we’re out of line.”
The way I look at it, everyone is equal opportunity.
@miss t-lee,
“The way I look at it, everyone is equal opportunity.”
Me too. I’m terribly guilty of taking stabs at those who need assistance in the hair department. *hanging head in shame but still laughing*
@Voiceofreason, “I’m terribly guilty of taking stabs at those who need assistance in the hair department”
Now this, is funny.
Every one gets made fun of in my book. Hell, they all got me growing up!
@miss t-lee,
we must not be doing our jobs right if peopel still think theres a segment of the world’s population thats off limits round here…
@Voiceofreason,
“Why is it OK to talk ish about women with no boongie but it’s not OK to talk ish about the flatsies?”
right, who said this aint okay? the way i see it, its A-ok to talk about anybody.
make it rain.
@Panama Jackson,
“aint okay? the way i see it, its A-ok to talk about anybody.”
I agree with you.
@Panama Jackson,
No one is immune. Roasting shall continue, unchecked.
@Voiceofreason, Nooo.. LMAO. I don’t have much boobies but it’s cool.
I call them mouth fulls. LOL
@NickiSunshine,
I call them mouth fulls. LOL
Yep…they’re just enough.
*rimshot*
I’ll be here all week.
@miss t-lee, LOL!!!!!
Yep, just enough. No complaints yet. No choking hazzard here.
@miss t-lee,
Me and my brother have our own term for that. We say flattocks.
@miss t-lee, me and one of my homeboys have a saying for this too… we just call it…”it”
Panama: yo son, ole girl would be fine as hell if she ain’t have “it”
Desperado: yeah, you right. she got the worst case of “it” i’ve ever seen in my whole entire life…
it. noun. lack of butt-ness. see also nasatall.
@Panama Jackson,
*snickering*
humble_one and Nickster…ya’ll have me sniggling as well.
@Panama Jackson,
I have to say I’m partial to using the phrase nasatall, too.
@miss t-lee,
***sucking my teeth… hard***
ummm hmmm… these names are funny (really)… but I’m am REPPIN’ for all my sistas out there w/o ghetto bootys… it’s ok to have no arse in 2009… lol
@pgh muse, lies and deceit. that is never acceptable.
unless your pgh
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
***MMMMWWWAAAHHHH***
that was a great big e-kiss Peyso… u rock. I’m now a Peyso stan for that
@pgh muse,
THANK YOU! It’s perfectly OK. I’ve always felt that a big butt is only necessary for chicks who aren’t all that cute.
@Voiceofreason,
Laughing hysterically.
I’m sorry you feel this way.
@miss t-lee,
I’m not.
@miss t-lee,
lmao! im loving your very deliberate choice of words here!
@Voiceofreason,
Ha ha ha ha ha! That’s hilarious.
Did Santa tell you that?
@The Sula Experiment. Live it!,
Nope. The guys who converted from “butt men” to “breast men” after they met me.
@Voiceofreason,
Zing!
@Voiceofreason,
Just make sure they don’t live on the North Pole… Just looking out for my sistren.
@Voiceofreason,
Necessary for chicks who aren’t all that cute.
For those of us who are, it’s a very welcome plus.
Like this many pluses +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
@PBG,
*sniggling*
@PBG,
Word.Life.
(How did that not make the list? It is a Panama-ism, and a frequent part of my vocab nowadays)
@The Sula Experiment. Live it!,
Hopefully Mr. Champs will put it in the next update. It must be included.
@The Sula Experiment. Live it!, lol…word.life.
that’s definitely a glossary term.
@Voiceofreason,
It’s ok gurl. We fine and don’t need the extra packaging. I still look good in boy shorts…
@pgh muse,
Girl me too. I get a lot of calf and thigh kudos.
@Voiceofreason,
Bless your heart.
*snicker*
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
“Bless your heart.”
Grandma?
@Voiceofreason,
The one and only.
Now what are you doin’ talkin’ to strangers on this here intrawebs???
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
“Now what are you doin’ talkin’ to strangers on this here intrawebs???”
Nevermind. You couldn’t be my Grandma. She’s well spoken.
@Voiceofreason,
Murray Crimmuhs, n’ shyt.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
Right back at ya!
@pgh muse, o yeah?
@pgh muse,
It’s all good. Love yourself. I wasn’t bleessed with much up top, but dah well.
We do what we can with what we got.
@pgh muse, “it’s ok to have no arse in 2009… lol”
hmm…who lied to you?
@Panama Jackson,
all dem ninja’s on my hoe stroll ;-p
@pgh muse,
You have one of those too? I guess it’s a Pgh thing. When I was in college I had brothers goin through a pledge process. They had line numbers and everything. Tryna cross VOR Spring 2001.
@Voiceofreason,
i know that’s right. They don’t know about us!
@Voiceofreason, you musta went to a white school. lol.
@Panama Jackson,
*tryingnottolaugh,tryingnottolaugh,tryingnottolaugh*
@Panama Jackson,
its not workin for me, PB! lmao!!!
@Panama Jackson,
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
@pgh muse,
“it’s ok to have no arse in 2009… lol”
Now you need more people.
@Humble_One,
lexicon come to life!
@Humble_One,
lol… it’s cool… you can doubt my thunder. You can doubt my shine… but I make it rain and i DON’T have a big behind
I rhymed. U like that 
@Humble_One, ““it’s ok to have no arse in 2009… lol”
Now you need more people.”
Or an @ss pad . . .
@IVR,
lol… Hi hater.
@pgh muse, “lol… Hi hater.”
LoL . .it’s all love . . . I love women in all (read:most) colors, shapes and sizes . . . the @ss pad still has me blown though.
@IVR,
lol… it’s cool IVR. I have NEVER had any complaints… so i’m cool with my pattycakes
… i have to agree about the a$$ pad… it’s definitely a little scary @ me 
can u imagine taking a woman home and out pops her a$$ pad??? … it’s bad enuff that tracks loosen up here and there…
@IVR, I was at a strip club in the DMV, a strip club in some garage, where some lil skinny jawn had butt implants. It was nutty
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
Them implants never look right…it’s a mess, all around.
lmao @ a*s pad. you just can’t let it go, huh, IVR?? lol
tho my hind quarters aren’t that well endowed, i am not a flatback (thank hayseuss in heben). tho i wish i had ample ASSets, i refuse to front and sport some booty cheek enhancers. “he” would eventually learn the gawdawful truth. i just gotta spend more time on them squats/lunges at the gym *sigh*
flatties unite!
*sigh*
@8th Wonder,
Quiet, Aif. At least you got legs n’ shyt.
@miss t-lee,
thanks and sh*t
@Champ,
Happy (early) Birthday and shyt!!
Unto the glossary:
Sunshine: (verb) derived from Lela Rochon’s character, Sunshine, in “Harlem Nights” where the lovin’ is so good, it’ll make a man call his wife and tell her he’s never coming home. This term is not gender specific so anyone can be sunshined.
@Monk,
thanks and sh*t
Sometimes people post something with such sageacity that it comes across like a slogon. In these instances someone may make the call ‘T-shirt,’ or ‘Tee Shirt’ sort of like that time in Forest Gump when an entrepeneur told Forest how he was quitting his day job to sell t-shirts. Forest then gets splashed with the mud. The guy exclaims ‘sh!t.’ Forest retorts ‘yeah it happens.’ Then Forest wipes his face with the t-shirt. The man opens the t-shirt to reveal the muddied design of a smiley face. Taddaaah the smiley face sh!t it happens tee is born. We have these moments on VSB also. Sometimes they are title worth. I leave that to The Champ he’s pretty Champtastic @ that.
three centuries ain’t that bad dunnie. Happy early B-day
@WuDaMan, good one. the “t-shirt” is something thats been going on pretty much since almost day one.
@Panama Jackson,
I wish we could actually get some t-shirts out of the deal.
@PBG,
Right?
@The Sula Experiment. Live it!,
Please direct all inquiries about T-Shirt paraphernalia towards our Clothing department (read Liz). lol.
@WuDaMan,
um…that’s two different scenes. the t-shirt guy is when Forest got splashed with mud. the bumper sticker guy is when Forest runs through dog sh!t and “sh!t happens” is born.
@WuDaMan,
It’s 3 decades, baby. *patting Wu lovingly on the hand*
(Is this what our elderly years will be like? I hope he at least keeps all his own teeth.)
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
Am I on that kind of blast. I need a nap. lmsao I hope I don’t end up like the oldest living negro (see nutty professor 2 grandmother clump’s bf)
just wanted to send my own wishes of a merry “whateveryoucelebrate” to everybody that ventures here to VSB, lurker or not. we appreciate your support and comments and everything that contributes to making this an entertaining place where everybody can come to play…ALL day long.
hopefully, the next year will bring some new and entertaining things to VSB as we have some new things planned and in the works.
also, be on the lookout for more VSB happy hours, etc in every city.
queens get the money.
one.
@Panama Jackson,
for our foreign sistren and brethren can we be real explicit about when the next post is gonna be…so no one freaks out a la thanksgiving! lmao!
have a fabulous holiday peej. and happy early birthday champ!
@shatani, well, its definitely not coming tomorrow or Friday.
the idea of taking a break until after the new year has been toyed around with, but i’ll put it this way: in the event that no post is coming, we’ll make sure to leave a post indicating that no post is coming.
capiche? capiche.
lol.
@Panama Jackson,
queens get the money.
Dolla, dolla, bill ya’ll!!!!
(couldn’t resist.)
@Panama Jackson,
….long time no cash.
@Panama Jackson,
Thank you, P-jeezy aka Daddy Panama. May you guys have a merry Xmas as well (did y’all buy gifts for the little future VSS already?).
Happy Hour in every city would be the move!!
@The Sula Experiment. Live it!, we had a big arse baby shower actually. something like 80-85 people were at this joint (we had it at a restaurant). so we’re good and straight…
Happy Holidays VSB fam.
May all of you be blessed with warmth, comfort, love, and, laughter (cuz ya’ll b cracking me up).
and as far as an addition to the VSB glossary is concerned… it’s a pure VSB lexicon to add “and shyt” to a statement for emphasis… so here on VSB “and shyt” is …. ummm an interjection (that was 4 u Champ and all the english teachers out there). And as a part of speech belongs in the glossary. BIG HEAD NERD CHICKS STAND UP!
@pgh muse,
thanks and sh*t, pgh muse.
and yes, the champ loves interjecting
@The Champ,
and yes, the champ loves interjecting
……………. but the Champ has an infinitesimal interjector. An itsy inseminator…. lol i kid, i kid. just a funny thought.
U are the Champ! Really.
i’d also like to add to the lexicon the “welcome committee”….these are the ladies and gentlemen that pop up to welcome our de-lurkers into the fold….it usually consists of glitter, diva dust (or homemade confetti and giant bows that somehow hit people square in the forehead when the substitue committe has to handle things….we are understaffed!), addition of one’s name to the prayer list in the cubicle and the promise of an omlette (which will never come)
its our way of making everyone feel comfortable posting with this big bunch of loveable crazies.
and also, since i generally am one, i would also like to add the “vsb vampire crew” to the lexicon…
that is the small group of us who are up at all kinds of unGodly hours waiting for the moment when the new post pops up! we are the reason why there are hundreds of posts by the time most of you get to work to read here. youre welcome!
@shatani,
you know, one day a couple months ago, i woke up and checked vsb on the comp, and was so surprised that 273 comments had already been left that i assumed i had overslept for work, and that it was 11am instead of 7:30.
anyway, thanks and sh*t vampire crew
@The Champ,
lmao! im sure we’ve caused a panic for quite a few vsb-ers in the past….ya’ll are used to us now though.
@shatani,
Don’t forget about the “gold stars”!
And yes, long live the VSB Vampire Crew! We get it poppin’ and shyt.
@PBG,
ah yes, i forgot the gold stars!!! apologies!
lmao… I saw Eb’s and I was like Oooohh lawd what I do… then I realized it was just an acronym…lol
@Eb,
lol…someone has a guilty conscience
Because I do not want to copyright infringe on anyone, I would like to say that I heard this word from LH of diamondsuite.net. With that said, I would like to introduce the word clingbot.
Clingbot – is a significant other, jump-off or potential GF/BF who is extremely clingy, almost to the point of suffocation. In lamest terms it is a hobbyless hoe.
@V Renee,
good one and sh*t
@V Renee,
I think we should just use “hobbyless hoe” all the time! That’s a great one!
@PBG,
i know i do!
You may see the names Palmela and Handgela. Those are the names of the Champs girlfriends.
Shhh, neither knows that the Champ is two-timing them.
@kamakula,
**half-singing**
“that was a good one, your first good one in a whilllllle/
you need to stop it now. ohhhh, you need to stop it noooow”
personally, I loved it.
@8th Wonder,
So did I.
It had a certain Christmas – y zing to it.
Quite good.
Oh another one that came to mind that I’ve seen areound here- swamp donkey (can’t remember who first mentioned it).
Swamp donkey – someone with unfortunate features
@V Renee,
well, you should also talk about unfortunate….the, uh, nicer way to say that someone is aesthetically challenged in the face area….lol
southerners often say, “bless his/her heart” upon seeing such a person…
@shatani,
“southerners often say, “bless his/her heart” upon seeing such a person…”
We sure do…lol
@shatani,
I say “bless her his/her heart” too. But then again… I’m often called country.
@V Renee, “Oh another one that came to mind that I’ve seen areound here- swamp donkey (can’t remember who first mentioned it).
Swamp donkey – someone with unfortunate features”
I’m still pushing for tundra wookie . .. they do exist. . .trust me. . . I KNOW!
@IVR,
Don’t forget boogerwolf.
@IVR,
I’m also partial to Mogwai.
@Voiceofreason,
arent mogwai cute?? isnt gizmo a mogwai?? oh, i cant get on board with this at all!
Oh! Happy Early BDay Champ!! Happy 30th!!!
I can’t tell you anything about 30 cuz i’m not there yet… hee hee hee. But hope you enjoy your day! Now you can get into the 30-30… lol Have fun!
@pgh muse,
thanks and sh*t. and, ummm, the 30-30 still exists?
Happy Holidays everyone!
@Dorian G.,
You too Dorian and Shat
@WuDaMan,
for a second i was really confused as to why you included me in that wish to dorian….i get it now. lmao!
Happy holidays to everyone and all the best to you and yours!
For those of you who are unfortunately working today…pull the fire alarm or sumthin’
@Luvtheshoes,
That’s not a bad idea…. AT ALL!
Happy Holidays to y’all.
To the rest of us still working, just grind through it. This too shall pass.
Happy early B-day Champ! Have lots of fun on the big 3-0. Mine is a shy 3 months away… So we’ll be getting to the other side together.
Hope all of you have a very drunken and opposite s3x filled holiday!
***Glittery Smooches all around (sorry pbg, I had to steal some for a sparkly holiday season***
@The Sula Experiment. Live it!,
No problem. The Glitter is meant to be shared and spread. All year around.
Hat boy – a guy who looks good with a hat on, but once it comes off you see he’s a waterhead.
@Voiceofreason,
*cough* Ne-yo *cough*
@Voiceofreason,
Add LL Cool J to that list.
Oh, and Champ. hehe
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
Yeah, I was just thinking about LL. I’ve never seen Champ so I can’t comment on his head.
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
stop playing. you know you love it and sh*t
I haven’t seen any mention of “Not that there’s anything wrong with that…” in reference to gay/gayness/gay-like activities.
@PBG,
good catch…i forgot about that. originated on seinfeld and brings us unimaginable joy!
Here at VSB, we are master roasters, so a couple of phrases have become regular lexicon.
“Scary @ me”> – coined by our beloved PBG. Means something scares or horrifies you. Originally said by a child she babysat, but kids say the darndest things
“Abhor your DNA Makeup”, “I’m livid at your forehead”, “Ur geneological makeup is awkward”, “Your bone structure angers me” – ALL pretty much means you face offends us. – These are all from either me, PBG or Alise
“Steel Jaws” – Refers to Rain Pryor and her very strong jaws that could chew steel
@Luvvie,
As in
“Rain Pryor’s steel jaws are scary @ me!!!”
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
lol!! this is hilarious.
@PBG is Sprinklin’ Holiday Glitter,
Yes, PBG and her geneological makeup is indeed quite awekward.
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
That reminds me…
Mr. Champs, please add “mixtie” to the glossary.
NTTAWWT.
@Luvvie,
aww dammit…i fear rain-hate is going to reach jim jones proportions! who’s gonna add him and his cadre of evil to the lexicon? i wont! just like i wont say candyman 3-5 times and shyt….
@shatani,
We don’t HATE Rain. She is just scary @ us. We HATE Jim Jones in all his dusty glory.
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
LMAO @ “dusty glory”
@Luvvie,
I absolutely love the precision.
Dead @ Steel Jaws.
Merry Christmas/early birthday and Shyt . . . *pulls lurking cloak back over head and disappears into the i-net shadows*
@Otto Draw,
Welcome!! And I love the Harry Potter reference!
@Otto Draw,
ooooh, how dramatic! very phantom of the opera! happy holidays to you, otto….welcome and shyt!
*tosses handful of homemade confetti at empty space where otto once stood*
@Otto Draw,
I saw you! Wait, hold on! You get ****glitter****!!!
I hope they got their glitter.
@Otto Draw,
Why would you deprive us of your ~magical~ cloaky presence?
Please de-lurk permanently. Do it for the kids. (cf. Sister Toldja)
@Otto Draw,
Yo this one’s for you Otto
http://www.heavy.com/video/61645
@WuDaMan,
wu, i beg of you! these videos…i….cant….breathe!!! lmao
@shatani,
Yeah check the website it’s off the chain
@WuDaMan,
Why is that video even better than McDonald’s “dont be stingaaaay” when Mickey D’s got much more ad dollars, I’m sure?
The “Ho Sit Down Gift Basket” – coined by Jen. I don’t know about yall, but that phrase changed my life, and made me cackle for AT LEAST 57 minutes.
Now available: The “Ho Sit Down”: gift card, vouchers, IOU, rain checks, coupons, link cards, spa treatment, post card, business card…
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
are you and jen opening the Ho Sit Down stationery store?? cuz i’d like to apply for a job!
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
They even have Ho Sat Down EBT & WIC… i seent it….
*dead*
Happy Early Birthday Champ! Enjoy the holiday everyone.
The boss is letting us go at 1PM. I’m leaving before I get more work dumped on my desk.
@Voiceofreason,
Peace, VOR… I’m ’bout to roll out myself and do my last minute xmas shopping… HAPPY HOLIDAYS PEOPLES
I must bring a phrase bestowed upon me and the e-posse (PBG, Luvvie, Overit, me) by the vanglorious Erykah Badu.
Ho-Sh*t
Luvvie do the honors and kick it off….
for examples see: http://blackwomanlost.blogspot.com/2008/11/ho-sht.html
Oh yeah, and Ho, Ho, Ho-sh*t to all!!!!!
@Relax, Relate, Alise,
Ho, ho, ho-sh*t, just in time for Crimmus
I messed up my original post so here goes again:
I must add the wonderful word bestowed upon my e-posse (PBG, Luvvie, Overit) by the vanglorious Erykah Badu
Ho-Sh*t
Please, Luvvie kick it off for those that don’t know!
@Alise Loves Ho, Ho, Ho-sh*t,
I’mo make it a holiday themed Ho Sh*t
Santa Kissed Mama Ho Sh*t
Ugly Sweater Ho sh*t
Overstuffing Ho Sh*t
WTF is Kwanzaa Ho Sh*t
I’m not sitting on no old 2520′s lap Ho Sh*t
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
Fcuk your reindeer games Ho-sh*t
Prancer is gay Ho-sh*t (NTAIWWT)
You’ll shoot your eye out Ho-sh*t (tee hee)
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
“WTF is Kwanzaa Ho Sh*t”
bring the noise on that one!! i dont know narry an African celebratin the kwanzaa!
@Alise Loves Ho, Ho, Ho-sh*t,
Ho, ho, ho-sh*t
Yuletide Ho-Sh*t
Santa and ‘nem Ho-Sh*t
@Alise Loves Ho, Ho, Ho-sh*t,
Mrs. Claus is freaking the Head Elf Ho Sh*t
Santa’s Naughty List Ho Sh*t
Frosty the Ho-Man Ho Sh*t
@Luvvie Loves Christmas,
But baby its cold outside Ho Sh*t
I saw mommy kissing santa claus Ho Sh*t
backdoor santa Ho Sh*t
@Alise Loves Ho, Ho, Ho-sh*t,
Up on a rooftop Ho sh*t!
Wrapping paper and ribbons Ho sh*t
Sugar cookie Ho sh*t
Silver n’ Gold Ho sh*t
Frankencense and myrrh Ho Sh*t
Mistletoe mania Ho Sh*t
Walkin in a Winter Wonderland Ho Sh*t
Just wanted to wish all : Happy Holidays
@Star, and a happy holiday to you to.
@Star,
Happy holidays!
***glitter for you and your crew****
What about a “Bootydo”
As in: “Yo, her stomach come out more than her booty do”
~HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!~
@CarmenJones, lol…i tend to call those “chicks i dont date”
we forgot a good one, “VSB where ________ happens”
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
Good eye PEYSO
@the P the E the Y the S the O, its PEYSO!!!,
lol…i stole that from the nba commercials, so i dont know if it counts
@The Champ,
It counts, Mr.Champs. We made it way cooler than they ever could.
Here’s one that MUST be included. When someone at VSB speaks the gospel, it’s been known for people to respond with “Chuuch” or “Tabernackle” to show agreeance. However, VSBers have incorporated extensions that have no ending such as:
*St.Peters Paul and Mary’s Episcopal New Corinthians Church of Latter Day Saints Bible Study*
@Monk,
You are one point today! Good catch!
@Monk,
lol…those church titles just crack me right up! especially the ones that are both ridiculous AND real!
@Monk,
mogyoragyaygyeomogyoragyaygyeomogyoragyaygyeomogyoragyaygyeomogyoragyaygyeomogyoragyaygyeomogyoragyaygyeomogyoragyaygyeo
new to the VSB…former roommate of WiseDiva…loving what you guys do…keep it up…oh, and on the 2520, my former boss and i call ‘em Europeans….lol…
miracles and blessings…
@SexyCool,
welcome and shyt! ****homemade confetti***
*dead* @ eclectic teeth.
just *dead*
@Rita,
lmao! each tooth has its own personality and way of life…
@shatani,
why do i suddenly have the image of Belletrix Lestrange, from the harry potter movies, in my head.
Her grill is jacked….
@Rita,
rita, your mention of bella just made you my best friend. welcome aboard! lol….i was thinking of the guy that plays peter pettigrew….his grill is pretty jacked up as well.
@shatani,
lol!
oh yea, I forgot about that guy,the one with the bug eyes…..
@Rita,
yeah, and the buck teeth…thats the one. he’s pretty unfortunate in the face, really…
Reggie Miller is that you?
Merry Christmas people.
I see no Holiday Heart references!!! Blackbusters get love on vsb lol.
I’m bummed I missed this post!
I found this post hilarious but I am wondering if you could decipher your tag line for the site: “Where Our Favorite CP3 Wears a B-Cup”? I’ve skimmed around the site and haven’t been able to figure it out. Can you enlighten me?
@Sydnie,
i just know that cp3 is candace parker and she plays basketball and i assume has a b cup…she also has slicked down baby hair like ginuwine, so shes got that going for her too.
to be honest, i dont get the tagline either.
@shatani, lol, well thanks for trying.
I came here today to see if there was going to be a new topic . . .
I knew it was going to be a long shot but at least I tried. It’s bad enough I have to work today while half of the city closed, now I have to get through today with last night’s hang-over and without my VSB fix. In other words it going to be a long day
YOOOO!!! I thought I was the only one that said “You need more people” and I got it from the EXACT same place! Good stuff fellas!!
I’m just going to print this out to have on hand during future posting;-)
Happy new Year!