vs be wiki: everything you always wanted to know about…

…vsb, the arsonist, the champ, the champ’s toast, liz’s boobs, which vss makes the worst milkshakes, which vsb has dated boned funny games u s online the most vss’s offline, and anything vsb-related (or not).

to celebrate the nations theft from the indians and eventual independence and honor our crime fighting committments, today the red carpet is completely yours.

any question you want to ask, taboo subject you want to bring up, or queries about alize’s combs, fire away.

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—the champ

191 thoughts on “vs be wiki: everything you always wanted to know about…

  1. I woulda been first if Liz hadn’t had to defend the honor of her boobs. For that I will glady take second.

    I ain’t got no questions now… I just wanted to holla at the vampire crew.

    HOLLA.

    k, g’nite

        • @blackberry molasses,

          I can’t believe I’m at work either. Downtown Chi looks like I Am Legend, for real. Deserted as heck. *also makes sad face*

          I feel like singing “Let My People Go”…I’m so oppressed.

          • @Cheekie,

            “GIVE US FREE!!!!”

            Philly is not deserted. Everyone else is out there HAVING FUN!! *screw face*

            But, there is an awesome FREE MJ tribute party at the Piazza starting at 5… best believe I’m rollin out there!

            • @blackberry molasses,

              Yeah, I meant to specify that downtown was deserted at 8:30 in the morning because all the work folks hat usually populate were probably still sleeping or getting ready to actually have fun *pouts*…all the tourists and crap probably won’t be coming down ’til the afternoon for the Taste of Chicago.

              That free MJ party sounds fun! Enjoy!

        • @blackberry molasses, at least you work grown up hours.. I gotta be at the plantation this evening.. however..today I know Im gone have car trouble……
          and will be there after I have had some BBQ (yes this does mean sauce), some baked beans and a vodka, pineapple juice, redbull cocktail….maybe 2

  2. HOw did you guys meet? and what made you decide to begin a blog together?

    what are some qualities that irk you the most about posters?

    • @shay_d_lady,

      I’m also curious to how the Champ & P-Money bromance began. I have a picture of them running towards each other in a field of purple flowers (which they of course stop to admire otherwise God wouldn’t be pleased).

      Anywho, so they met in the field and they had a convo that went like this.

      Champ: *black man nod* sup?
      P-Money: Nuthin just doing as I do
      Champ: I read ur blog. It was good & sh*t
      P-Money: You know how I does
      Champ: We should collab and sh*t
      P-Money: Let’s make it happen
      Champ: But umm… we should prolly get someone w/ nice boobs to help us run it
      P-Money: I know someone. I call her Lizzard
      Champ: Cool and sh*. We’ll TOAST to celebrate

      I BET this happened just like this. *nods*

      • @Luvvie, LMAO!!!!! my vision involved a basketball game of 21 to see who was the best blogger (ala love and basketball) 1 point seperating the two, champ has the ball and decides he doesnt want to win, and instead offers his hand and an offer of joining forces..
        PJ accepts, there are tears and hugs….
        and voila…..

        however during the basketball game, I envision PJ with a michael jacksonish curl, matching shiny nc blue and white short set and jordans
        and Champ with a bald fade with a part on the side, in a dirty wife beater(stained with jelly and shyt from his morning toast), cut up jogging pants and reebok pumps…

        dont ask me why…

    • @shay_d_lady, I met P in early 2004 when he started to stalk me online. I was a fulltime regular blogger back then. I just couldn’t shake him. I met the champ….I’m not sure when…06? I read him for years before i actually said anything to him. But we all met through being old school-ish bloggers.

      i got dragged into this project because really the only thing they know how to do is run their mouths and type. LOLOL jk :)

      • @Liz,
        “because really the only thing they know how to do is run their mouths and type. LOLOL jk ”

        No you’re not. ;)

    • @shay_d_lady,

      we either met at a bus station in salt lake city, in a closet in dover delaware after both hiding from liz’s ex-husband, or over the internet after visiting each others blogs. I know its one of those, I just can’t remember which one

      • @The Champ, Oh, and about qualities that irk me, when people get us confused. that makes me wonder if they actually even read, lol

        LMAO.. LOL I have seen that and had to scroll back up to the top to make sure Im not crazy……

    • @shay_d_lady, all i remember is there being a Trident present. i actually don tremember how i ended up on the champs blog.

      but im sure we ended up doing vsb b/c we realized that we’re jsut plain better than everybody else. lol….true or not, i’m pretty sure that’s how the convo went.

  3. Were you referring to MY combs with the Alise spelled with a z? just curious…

    * Does PJ consider his mind to be a stream, babbling brook, or reservoir of consciousness?

    * How did Champ and Luvvie become sworn enemies?

    * How does Liz put up with y’all?

  4. I got five random questions over on TMCY for y’all if you want … I’ll ask one here:

    If you must choose one to mess around with, which would you choose: a human that looks like a hula monster or a human that resembles a wildabeast? You must pick one.

  5. *Sigh* If you didn’t wanna write a post, Humpty, you ain’t have to. HMPH. Tee hee. J/K. Hmm… questions you say?

    1. Is this VSB BBQ ever gonna happen? Like for real? in REAL life, not virtual…

    b. Why aren’t there size XSmall women’s tees for VSB? I’m swimming in my size Small tshirt that Goodie got me b/c she’s AWESOME!

    3a. How DOES Champie find hats to fit his peculiar-shaped dome?

    IV. Is Champ the milli vanilli of blogging b/c he knows nothing about internets? All he can do is type text. This fool thought I was referring to a white midget when I mentioned the word “midget” to him. *shaking my head*

    5. Is Panama REALLY a 3? I’m just curious.

    Thats all I gots for now. iLove VSB like K-Ci loves his white powder (no talc)

    IV.

  6. The only reason I’m still awake is b/c tomorrow is a firm holiday. Now for the question and answer round….

    1. Why does the caged bird sing?
    2. In the saying “why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.” is the milk really free, or is it just on sale?
    3. Did you first learn about chex from your parents, friends, or pron?
    4. If life is like a box of chocolates, what kind of chocolates would represent your life? Would it be all nut clusters, or creamy centers, or a mixed array of various tastes and flavors? **

    **clearly, i need to go to bed, but i would love to see how Champ, PJ, Liz, and any other VSB/VSS answer these questions….

    • @N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

      1. B/c it thought it taw a puddy tat
      2. The milk is organic and spoiled last week. So now its on clearance
      3. Um… TV for $500, Alex
      4. My life would be a Milky Way. Smooth and chocolate on the outside. Even smoother and sweeter on the inside ;)

      There you have it.

      Lawd, I’m sposed to be packing but I’m frolicking on VSB. FML

    • @N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,
      1. because birds are annoying as hell and are stupid pets
      2. the milk is at wholesale price
      3. parents.. shuddering…..
      4. a various array of many flavors, half of which you would spit out after the first bite but the other half the most delicious flavor combinations known to man LMAO

    • @N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

      1. That mo fo ain’t singing…he’s screaming for help.
      2. The milk is one day past expiration and discounted accordingly
      3. Neither – Judy Blume books
      4. A fresh, creamy, almond flavored chocolate in the middle, surrounded by a bunch of stale, nut clusters.

    • @N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

      1. Ion’t like birds, so Ion’t care.
      2. I’m lactose intolerant. Soy milk for $500, Alex.
      3. My mother, the good doctor, busted out the medical text books on me at the tender age of 8. Then told me if I bring any babies in the house and I ain’t married, she would kick my arse. I love my mama.
      4. My life is a box of artisan chocolates from Switzerland that my friend brings me every summer. Smooth, sweet, creamy and utterly orgasmic. (I endure lactose GLADY for these…and cheese. And yogurt. Avoid sitting next to me.)

    • @N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

      1. becuz it can’t properly articulate/enunciate “eff my life”
      2. if you steal the cow, you get both free. got teets??
      3. friends and a book on the changing adolescent female body *smh*
      4. apparently my box is filled with sweet, delectable gooddonedebbies that melt in your mouth and not in your hand. too bad my box is stacked around a bunch of cheap, sub-standard, unsavory brands.

    • @N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

      1) if you’re caged, what else are you going to do? it aint like you can go anywhere. i imagine the caged bird to be like sanjaya on “i’m a celebrity, getme out of here”. that ninja was always SINGING. i wanted to stab him at least 4 separate times.

      2) the p is free, cuz teh crack costs money

      3) raided my parents pr0n stash. when i was 6.

      4) im sexual white chocolate.

    • @N.I.A. isonholiday!!!,

      1. Because I maced him.
      2. Milk’s always on sale, long as the cows aren’t mad.
      3. I basically got told the whole “you can make babies now, so don’t bring any home or we’ll kill you” speech after I learned of my womanhood during a game of Monopoly.
      4. I’d be those Ferrero Rocher chocolates with the hazelnut on the inside, with the chocolate that’s JUST like Nutella. Awesomeness in gold wrapper, placed in the “common candy” aisle but situated much higher than a mere Snickers.

  7. okay

    Coke or Pepsi?

    Michael or Prince?

    Pac or Biggie?

    Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence?

    Big a$$ or Big Tits?
    not sure what the equivalent is forwomen but v cut and abs but bird chest or nice chest and rounded belly, no v?

    body or face?

    • @shay_d_lady,

      Diet Pepsi but regular Coke

      Both..for Mike and Prince and Biggie and Pac. I recognize talent and don’t pick favorites. Though, I would have done Pac (don’t judge me) and Prince could have gotten it up until about ’99 (and I could have played in his closet afterward).

      Ummm….Eddie.

      Big a$$ or Big Tits?
      I’d want, on my body, neither a big arse or tit$…I prefer perkiness over excess that may sag and/or dimple up down the road, lol.

      For my man, let’s be real: women are not thaaaaat picky. lol. A six pack and V taper is niiiice. But as long as his belly doesn’t cover his schlong and his personality, brain and face make up for the lack of muscle tone, it’s all good.

    • @shay_d_lady,

      Coke… pepsi makes me gag

      make-up tips? prince. help on domesticating wild animals? michael

      pac over biggie but i like them both

      stand up? eddie. movies? martin

    • @shay_d_lady,

      Non carbonated pepsi products

      Mike

      Completely neutral

      Eddie (no contest)

      boobs are more fun, but the ass is more intriguing. my answer depends on the season

      face. its definitely more safe to c*m on the face. (this was a nasty question, btw)

    • @shay_d_lady,
      Coke Zero
      Mike for everyday, Prince for those freaky times
      Pac
      Eddie
      i’m pretty well endowed in the tits region, so i can appreciate naturally endowed tits on another women; in men, i like v cut, abs, nice chest

  8. “any question you want to ask, taboo subject you want to bring up, or queries about alize’s combs, fire away.”

    Ok, I always wanted to know WHY Panama NEVER shows his face in his pics. I mean damn, is he EXTRA acne-prone, or is his face just THAT ugly that he doesn’t want to break any more camera lenses at the risk of photographing him? I’m just sayin’. Liz is out there – very cute by the way, Champale is out there – even cuter (sorry, Liz, lol), but Panama won’t dare show his face? Nucka, fa real? Are you THAT fugly? I thought mixed folks were supposed to be cute.

    Hell, even La Senorita Gem is out there, and she’s not even a blog manager! (also very cute, by the way) SMH – it just makes no sense why P dangle-ditty-diznittle won’t show his mug – just sayin’. It’s actually kinda retarted – yes, retarTed.

    • @RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken, wont dare show my face? nucka please to you. b/c of my job and the type of work that i do, its best for me to separate the two. but thre are def pics of me online. you just clearly dont know where to find them.

      then again, maybe i am that fugly. lol

      thing is, we both know that aint true. ive been called ugly once in my life adn that was by a fat heffa who wanted to floss with me and felt offended that i had the audacity to reject her.

      but im amused you feel SO passionately about it. how dare I!

      • @Panama Jackson,
        “but im amused you feel SO passionately about it. how dare I!”

        Zackly! How dare you! ;)

        • @RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken, y’all start paying my bills up in here and i’ll post pics of myself in every post i write. lol. with a sign that says, “the 3, the legend”

    • @RedBeanzNRice w/Fried Chicken,

      I run a non-profit program at a university (during a recession), which is actually another way of saying “no, I’m not gainfully employed”

    • @V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

      visiting each continent at least once.

      sky-diving.

      tanning on a nude beach in a foreign country.

      meet my boo KG.

      • @Gem-N-Eye, visiting s. africa

        meet idris once in a private space

        become a decent photographer

        have my own organic garden

        that’s all i can think of for now, this french toast is callin me!

    • @V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

      Visit the Great Pyramids at Giza and the Temples at Luxor

      Reverse bungee

      International health care work (this is in the works right now)

      Go back to Japan for more than 3 days

      Publish another poetry book

      Buy that lovely English Tudor home on the Main Line (anyone got 4.3 mil?)

    • @V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

      My Bucket list includes

      visiting the Wonders of the world…(Taj Oct 09′ and Great Wall Nov 09′ here I come)
      Traveling around the World (Starting Aug 23)
      driving accross Country (starting Dec 14)

    • @V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

      taking my daughter to see Africa and the wonders of the world

      finish writing my book and having it published

    • @V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

      I still want to be a world famous actress. That’s one that’s prolly gonna stay bucketed for-like-ever, but I can dream. ;)

    • @V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans, you know i dont have a bucket list. my girl suggested this to me as a post once since she figured i’d ahve the most random bucket list imaginable.

    • @V.E.G. is headed to New Orleans,

      Good bucket lists people! I knew you wouldn’t disappoint!

      I still want to:

      Visit Egypt and South Africa
      Get my motorcycle license
      Publish my novel
      Complete a major multi-media project
      Travel to Cuba (soon, though)

      I’ve knocked off:

      Visiting a country in Africa (Kenya)
      Go on safari
      Skydiving
      Go to Europe (done that three times, now)
      Winning an award for my work

      • @Panama Jackson, my adidas, oops, i mean to say troops, stompin down the street in my combat boots, went to school to make all A’s, come steppin home in my new BK’s…

        I always remember that when i hear British knights… LMAO

  9. Are we gonna get to see pics of lil’ Pana-mama?

    Does the Champ do the Humpty Dance when he wakes up before his Cream of Wheat and toast?

    How does the Champ balance his head while playing basketball? Is it centripetal gravity or sumthin?

    How long are ya’ll going to blog via VSB?

  10. Do y’all think y’all are popular enough that if one or both were arrested, people would be inspired to protest?

    Boxers? Boxer briefs? (No grown man wears briefs. I refuse to believe it.)

    Why do people insist on grilling and advertising it as a BBQ? If there is no sauce, it’s not a BBQ.

    • @Hostess, Do y’all think y’all are popular enough that if one or both were arrested, people would be inspired to protest?

      LMAO, good question.

    • @Hostess,

      The day when I see “Free the VSB” shirts or individual t-shirts like “Free Champie poo poo” will be something else. I will probably not-so-figuratively die laughing.

    • @Hostess,

      I think imy arrested would get the political protests and t-shirts, while p’s would have people pulling a prison break

      is commando an option?

    • @Hostess, Why do people insist on grilling and advertising it as a BBQ? If there is no sauce, it’s not a BBQ.

      LOL im from the south… we put sauce on everything….even the chips and spaghetti….

      • @shay_d_lady,

        See now I’ll gangsta walk around yo table talkin bout these chips n bbq sauce is the bomb

  11. Are you gonna post about the relationship-challenged hypocrite that is Mark Sanford?

    I’d really like to get the VSB perspective about a man who had an affair with his “soulmate” but has to “make [his] marriage work”.

  12. Question:

    With all the knowledge dropped, opinions discussed, and some of the funniest, outlandish stories known to man shared on this site, when is the book coming out?

  13. i think this would be the perfect time to do vsb superlatives, i nominate shay d lady “most likely to make ripley believe it”

    • @overit, i second that! All in favor?

      VSB Superlatives

      Most likely to rock underwear with holes in ‘em : The Champ

      Most likely to go into roast overdrive: Luvvie

      Most likely to rock an arid hairhat: Tie between Luvvie and Naturally Alise

    • @overit,

      lmao @ “most likely to make ripley believe it”

      ~most likely to be sent to the SAT DOWN CORNER of halal hades in a fiery hijab: overit

    • @overit, i nominate shay d lady “most likely to make ripley believe it”
      LMAO!!! see yall dont appreciate me and the thangs I been through in my life…
      I aint providin no more stories and in fact since I will be 30 this year I am cutting out all wild exploits unrelated to s.e.xin my husband! (I wont be 30 until October though.. I gotta have one more big bang to cap it off…..)

  14. K, so apparently the second ‘p’ doesn’t like me. I coulda swore I hit it twice. Whatever. Conspiracy! :(

    ETA: Wait a min…my post up and disappeared.

    • Well, here is my actual post:

      Oooh, scandal questions.

      1. When did Champ and “deez” meet?
      2. Does Liz keep Champie and Panda in a dungeon and whip them when they don’t post a topic to her liking?
      3. Does Champ secretly like the infamous nickname “Champie poo poo”?
      4. When Panama refers to himself as a 3, does he really mean on a scale of 3.5?
      5. Has anyone ever wanted to be Liz/Champ/Panama’s e-boo? Has anyone requested and was thusly e-dissed and or e-accepted? Because I wish I didn’t miss that if so.

      • @Panama Jackson,

        Oh…Judging from that list you did a while back I don’t see how she would fit in at the top. She must be like situationaly hot, like compared to the other chicks in the WNBA? Like, maybe she’s a 6 in the face but her mean dunk gives her a few points? Still aint quite adding up for me.

        Anywhoo, happy 4th VSB fam!

  15. Do you miss my snark when I don’t e-hang around that much?

    What’s the best remedy for a hangover?

    In your [not-so-humble] opinions, what is the WORST movie you’ve ever watched?

    @Champ…question deez.

  16. Yo what is a word that stands for predjudice that is based in self ablility? Like if I can do it you aught to be able to do it way of thinking. I know there is a word for this I learned it in 5th grade and forgot it. Hows about a best friend hug? (chest rub ssa peak Liz)

  17. As long as I’ve been around, three things I’ve noticed:
    -the posts are commented on heavily by a select group of regulars, (numbering about 30-40 maybe?) with not many drive-bys by newbies.
    -everyone moves on right after the day of the post, as these posts from days before are never commented on again.
    -and while this is verysmartbrothas, the gang seems to be mostly females.

    ^^^Is this intentional?

    Does most of the panel know each other from meeting on the field once upon a time?

    • @Stuff Ghetto People Like, actualy we do get comments on other posts, but generally the post of the day drowns out those other comments.

      none of this was intentional but it’s the way it is. you can’t choose your family!

  18. i love the nw mobile friendly format (Liz when I owe u a cocktail)

    questions…

    I see nobody asked/answered that whole VSB/VSS hookup ratio… I won’t confirm or deny any hook-up-ed-ness but there is definitely a VSB that had/has a special place with me…

    *clearing throat*

    anyway…it’s the 5th so nobody’s gonna see this coment…only reason I half way admitted anything & nothing at all!

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