Theory & Essay
Donald Trump is the Americanest President America has ever Americaed
"War on whites" my ass.
In what world does someone else attempting a step in becoming healthier and more active cause you distress?
Mac Daddy Santa proves that we've all been doing Christmas wrong
Because Louisiana Hot Sauce is the sweat that drips from the brow of the Almighty
Y=. Window. Zoom. Trace. Graph.
The thought of succumbing to cancer or choking on a bite-sized Snicker while home alone or getting trampled in a fucking squirrel stampede possesses far too much space in my mind than I care to admit
Homie exudes dignity, poise, and ingenuity. It's basically the Mahershala Ali of words.
Its as if every selfie uses the same filter, and that filter is Make Me Look 10% Less Human And 12% More Mongoose.
Donny, you are appreciated.
It's a Blaxploitation beard. And not even mainstream Blaxploitation. No Shaft, no Trouble Man, and no Pam Grier. This is a Dolemite beard. It's lovely.
I won’t look at jury duty the same way ever again.
There are no winners here.