Sh*t Bougie Black People Love
Bougie Black People don't love ice
Bougie Black People Beez in the Trap. Except they don't at all.
This is important
Because pretending there isn't a best way to play Spades is like pretending a Kappa's sweater vest is appropriate for flag football
There's no point in doing the most unless it is chronicled in some way.
Because Maliah Michel is Swahili for Mary Magdalene.
The Writing Ass Chicks We Love series continues with the Jezebel staff writer
Bougie. Bougie, Bougie, Bougie
The Writing Ass Chicks We Love series debuts with the Slate culture writer
The apex of Bougie Blacktivity
This is awesome
Nothing has enraptured BBP as quickly as the invention of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey, which in five years has become the second best birthday present you can give a BBP you want to impress. (The first? An orgasm.)
Bougie Black Girls swoon at just the thought of impeccably bearded Black men with degrees and apartments with updated appliances.
Do have fun. Don't be a dick.
Because people never get the flowers while they can still smell em.