A Definitive List Of Every Bougie Black Girl Celebrity Crush Of The Last 20 Years

As we all know, a man with model good looks + social consciousness is to a Bougie Black Girl what cocaine + the shit you use to turn cocaine into crack is to a crackhead.

5 Things Weed Makes You Do (Hint: “Attack A Police Officer” Is Not On The List)

Nothing has ever shown that "a want to attack and try to kill an armed police officer" is one of the side effects of getting high. In fact, it literally makes you want to do the exact opposite thing. Like sleep.

How Not To Be An Asshole On The Internet When Everyone’s Upset

No one cared you thought Robin Williams was an overrated hack last week, so why use his death as an opportunity to share an opinion no one gives a damn about right now? Because you want to annoy, that's why.

10 Thoughts About Beyoncé’s Remix of “Flawless”

Beyoncé dropped a Nicki Minaj-assisted remix to her self-esteem anthem "Flawless". We listened. We had thoughts.

The Dos And Donts Of Throwing A Bachelor Party

This is not the time to force him to do something he doesn’t really want to do. That’s what the wedding and marriage are for.

Artists Who Probably Only Listen To Their Own Music

A lot of musicians are extremely passionate about their music. Some seem like they may be a little more than others; so much so they probably ONLY listen to their own music. Here's our list of possibles!

How To Be Really Good At Being A Down-Low Brotha

My Facebook feed caught a bout of amnesia this morning, as people were sharing and talking about Farrah Gray's "10 Signs On How To Tell If He’s On The Down Low" -- a list so 2004 that I felt like it was performance art.

Why I’m Totally Here For Kyla McMullen’s List Of 73 Sexy Science Sistas

Because NSBE conventions are like Freaknik before everyone knew Freaknik was Freaknik, but for Black people with Uber accounts.

Little Ways I Help The World Be A Better Place Every Day

Panama is out here trying to make the world a better place by doing good things and being a great person. What are you doing to make the world a better place? Huh? Huh?

People Who May Be Just As Crazy As The Characters They Play(ed)

Logan Browning is SO good at playing this truly insane woman that I'm afraid that she may be that insane in real life

Frozen Isn’t Worth It, But These Movies Are Totally Worth Breaking Up Over

A woman in Japan is requesting a divorce because her husband doesn't like Frozen. Panama thinks that's crazy. So he came up with a list of movies worth getting a divorce over.

10 Things Much Less Loyal Than Hoes

If we're defining loyalty as being dependable, reliable, and faithful, there are millions of things much less loyal than hoes.

10 Things You Need To Know If You Were Invited To A Wedding This Summer

Unless they're in that 1% of salmon-colored pants wearing motherf*ckers whose family owns the rights to the color orange, your soon-to-be married friends will need money.

10 Thoughts I Had While Watching Game 5 of The Eastern Conference Finals

I had plans to write this epic post about something amazing. It was going to change the game. The wa...

Panama Asks The Hard Questions: Is It Really Nothing To Cut a *CENSORED* Off?

Rapper-cum-lately unextraordinaire, K.Camp, has a song out making its rounds via radio and the c...