10 Things The Video For FourFiveSeconds Could Also Very Easily Be

Just trying to make it back home by Monday morning. I swear.

Six Reasons Why Black Ink Crew Is The Realest Reality Show Ever

With other reality shows, you care because it makes good TV. On Black Ink Crew, you care because you don't want them to be predicate felons.

Bad Decisions I Will Continue To Make

Some people keep making bad decisions over and over. Panama is one of those people.

An R&B Playlist For Colored Girls Who Listened To The Toni Braxton Secrets Album Too Soon And Have Yet To Recover

Between Mary J. Blige’s My Life and The Waiting to Exhale Soundtrack, I had the emotional capacity of a divorcee by seventh grade.

Why Nancy Grace Vs 2 Chainz Is The Most Ridiculous Thing I’ve Ever Seen This Week

Where 2 Chainz wins an unloseable argument with a human Pez dispenser

It’s Colder Than A Witches Tit In The East. I Have Questions.

It's super cold outside on the East Coast. Like, really cold.

Advice For Soon-To-Be Husbands From A Guy Who Hasn’t Been Married Long Enough To Give It

Yes, six months of marriage does make me an expert. Thanks for asking, though.

A Completely Arbitrary Ranking Of Christmas Standards

If your favorite Christmas song isn't on this list, it doesn't belong on this list.

A Ranking Of The Most Awkward Things That Happen In Strip Clubs

Here's a ranking of the most awkward things that can happen to you in a strip club. Because why not?