Lists

Frozen Isn’t Worth It, But These Movies Are Totally Worth Breaking Up Over

A woman in Japan is requesting a divorce because her husband doesn't like Frozen. Panama thinks that's crazy. So he came up with a list of movies worth getting a divorce over.

10 Things Much Less Loyal Than Hoes

If we're defining loyalty as being dependable, reliable, and faithful, there are millions of things much less loyal than hoes.

10 Things You Need To Know If You Were Invited To A Wedding This Summer

Unless they're in that 1% of salmon-colored pants wearing motherf*ckers whose family owns the rights to the color orange, your soon-to-be married friends will need money.

10 Thoughts I Had While Watching Game 5 of The Eastern Conference Finals

I had plans to write this epic post about something amazing. It was going to change the game. The wa...

Panama Asks The Hard Questions: Is It Really Nothing To Cut a *CENSORED* Off?

Rapper-cum-lately unextraordinaire, K.Camp, has a song out making its rounds via radio and the c...

The Five People Most Upset By Kim And Kanye’s Wedding

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got married last weekend. Judging from their wedding pictures and...

4 Unreasonable Expectations During Spirited Disagreements

You don't want to get into an argument with me. Not a debate. I like debates. I'm respectful and I r...

How To Create The Best Shitty Relationship Advice Meme

Yesterday afternoon, VSB veteran Cheekie forwarded me the meme above. She obviously assumed I'd ...

The Definitive Guide To Racially Profiling The Police

While returning home after taking the Gay Reindeer to work yesterday morning, I glanced in my re...

Three Thoughts About Leslie Jones, SNL, And Black Comedy In Front Of White People

1. Think of all the times you laughed at a joke or story that you didn't think was actually fun...

Friday Funday: How Lazy Are You?

It's been quite a week. So since its Friday, let's unwind. I came across this hilarious and ingeniou...

Three Quick Thoughts About Donald Sterling’s Lifetime Ban From The NBA

1. There's no way this happens in 1990. Or 2000. It may not have even happened in 2010. Think ab...

The Four People You Meet In Internet Hell

I spent a decent amount of time yesterday reading tweets from people either upset at or confused...

Quiz: Exactly How Threatened Are You By Lupita Nyong’o’s Beauty?

You've likely heard by now that Lupita Nyong'o was recently named People Magazine's Most Beautif...

I Watched It So You Wouldn’t Have To: Three Quick Thoughts On The Full Mimi & Nikko Sex Tape

1. If there are any takeaways from the dozens of celebrity sex tapes we've been exposed to in th...