These Are The Tales, The PJ Tales, Part IV » VSB

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These Are The Tales, The PJ Tales, Part IV

Panama Jackson/VSB

 

Did I ever tell you about the one time I went to Rochester, NY? I probably didn’t. I’ve been to Rochester, NY, one time in my life. And because I am both genius and legend, I went in February, in the dead of cold in 2004. It was so cold when I landed in the ROC that I immediately regretted my decision. And that was BEFORE the trip went to hell in a handbasket.

How I ended up in Rochester is a story in and of itself. So let’s start there. After I graduated from Morehouse in May of 2001, I, along with one of my best friends from Morehouse, moved to Hyattsville, MD, as we were beginnig graduate school at the University of Maryland – College Park. Now, despite living in Maryland, I managed to make it back to Atlanta at every possible opportunity. If there was a three-day weekend, a long week off, or whatever, I was back in Atlanta. This was for two reasons: 1) I REALLY missed Atlanta; my body was in DC but my heart was in Atlanta; and 2) at the time, I was enamored with a woman who was still living in Atlanta so I’d go back to see her. Because idiot. This was back before I realized that the friend zone was a real place and going out of your way to visit a woman who just wanted to cuddle until the guy she was really interested in came around was a thing. That’s neither here nor there because by 2004 she was DOA anyway.

Anyway, for New Year’s of 2003 going into 2004, I went to Atlanta to hang with my people. It was probably a vainglorious affair because they always are, but I can’t lie, I don’t remember anything about it. I don’t know if that was the time I slept on the toilet from throwing up so much or, you know what? Never mind.

What I do remember is that on January 2, 2004 (a Friday), I went to Gutbusters in the West End to get me a sammich. Now, while I was waiting in line, I see this table with five people. There are three women and two dudes. One of the chicks is giving me the eye but she’s sitting next to a dude and my thought is, either she’s the type that likes to see her man fight or that ain’t her man. Either way, it isn’t worth it for me to find out. She was attractive, but you know…I ain’t got no type…bad biii…never mind. Anybody who has ever been to Gutbusters knows you end up waiting maaaaad long for your sub. It was like waiting for your wings at Stegall’s on Clark’s campus. Except at Stegall’s, if they called your number more than once they were giving your food away.

Stegall’s was trill. RIP Stegall’s (and Audrey’s).

Well, while I’m sitting down waiting, the chick who was eyeing me walks up to me and tells me she thinks I’m cute and probably said something like, “I feel like I’m your rib.” It’s possible that I’m making that up. (I’m making that up.) She does says to me, “if I give you my number, will you use it?”

Bad chick. Approached me. Yes, I will use it. So she writes her number down. We make small talk then I get my food and bounce. She told me her name was Tina and that she lives in Rochester and was down visiting her friend for New Year’s Eve. She tells me to give her a call that night.

Well, I’m in the A with my homeys and we’re kickin’ it for the weekend so I don’t actually call her because liquor. Because love. Not that night anyway. In fact, I didn’t even call her that weekend – which, considering that she lives in upstate New York would have been the ideal time. Nope.

I waited until I got back to DC, like a week later to give her a call. She doesn’t actually remember who I am at this point. I wasn’t offended but I mean, it’s only been a week. How many motherfuckers was she giving her number too? But when I was 24, I never saw a red-flag that I didn’t like so we ended up conversationing fairly frequently. She was interested. I was interested. And this was before camera phones so I only had my memory to go off on how she looked. We talked about everything and nothing and apparently skimmed over important details about life and shit. Well over the course of our conversations we decided that I should go to Rochester to visit her. I’d never been and I was up for adventure. It wasn’t like I was going from Alaska to Mississippi in my car or nothing. And I for damn sure wasn’t driving to Temecula. Naw, a quick flight to Rochester to hang with a chick I’d seen for all of 5 minutes at a sub shop in Atlanta.

Of course I should go.

She made sure to let me know that this wasn’t a trip for sex. She was interested and I was too so I was like, “yeah, cool. No sweat. Sure I’ll fly to upstate NY to spoon. On my dime.” So we kept talking and being entertained by one another and laughing and doing the things you do that make trips to see people you don’t really remember seem like common sense.

So one cold February day, I flew up to Rochester, NY. And THAT’S when shit got weird.

To be continued.

Panama Jackson

Panama Jackson is pretty fly (and gorgeous) for a light guy. He used to ship his frito to Tito in the District, but shipping prices increased so he moved there to save money. He refuses to eat cocaine chicken. When he's not saving humanity with his words or making music with his mouth, you can find him at your mama's mama's house drinking her fine liquors. Most importantly, he believes the children are our future. You can hit him on his hitter at panamadjackson@gmail.com.

  • Jocelyn

    I love the Too Short reference! I’m salty that we have to wait to find out what happened. This also reminds me of a time (around that same year) that I found myself flying to NJ. Why can’t we meet folks who live in FL or CA?

    • TeeChantel

      Somebody say NJ?

      NJ weather isn’t THAT bad.

      • Jocelyn

        It really isn’t terrible in the summer.

        • LMNOP

          What with the beaches and all.

          • “Beaches”

            • TeeChantel

              Nooo! Those are fighting words. I can’t let ya’ll talk bad about my home!

              • I’ve been scolded enough to know that the only beaches in the US are located in California and Hawaii.

                • LMNOP

                  But that’s not true…

                  • Listen. She is in charge. If beaches only exist in Cali and Hawaii then that’s where they exist.

                • ummmm FL? lol

                  • Miami sure… Northern FL is wretched from what I remember though.

                • AlwaysCC

                  real beaches have a view of the OCEAN #beachsnob that means FL is definitely included – the entire east coast…

    • You haven’t been about that cold weather life. I’ve had people from New England and upstate New York call NJ WARM. You must be from Cali huh? LOL

      • Jocelyn

        I’m from Ohio but I’ve never been about that cold weather life.

  • Detroit Skater

    this is going to be soooo good! *chuckles* have no clue when the next installment will be, but i’m checking back every hour on the hour.

  • heyheyno

    Lol I can’t wait to see where this story goes

  • Julian Green

    Panama, you’re a braver man than I am. The furthest I’ve ever gone to chill with a girl I didn’t really know was driving the 50 minutes from Durham to Greensboro, NC.

  • Agatha Guilluame

    While we’re waiting for PJ to post the next install…what about the rest of y’all. What’s the furthest you’ve gone (in terms of distance) for the nookie?

    • Intentionally? A few hours. Other times I just happen to be in the city anyway

      • Agatha Guilluame

        It only counts if crossed state lines. Did you?

        • Si

          • Agatha Guilluame

            Did you at least have to pay a toll…like my nucca…how did you manage to get to the other side of 25 without ever having made an impetuous foolhardy libido driven decision?

            • I’m charming

              • Agatha Guilluame

                True.

      • Rachmo

        Yeah just nookie was never enough for me. I once went to Chicago but I was already visiting one of my gfs there.

    • Rachmo

      Hmmm just for nookie? Maybe 45 minutes at most. I did have a guy come from Bmore to Pittsburgh #doe.

    • End of the line in Brooklyn.

    • LMNOP

      Agatha, I love your little “in the mean time…” questions. One of the best ever was “how many people in this comment thread would you sleep with?”

      And I’ve never gone further than a few blocks. Team lazy

      • Agatha Guilluame

        WHY is everybody so lazy tho? If you peep Tristan’s comments and others…errbody like…nawl. Now you’re saying you’ve never gone further than a few blocks.

        • LMNOP

          I mean, I didn’t know until today that travelling for chex was a thing people did, so it never occurred to me to do it.

          • Agatha Guilluame

            Maybe not strictly for chex (as you can see by PJs story)…maybe just for a warm handshake. Or maybe you’re in love and you met him on Black Planet and he lives in a group home in Kentucky. But seriously…you don’t do it for the chex…you do it for the story…for the adventure.

      • Rachmo

        I have deaded potential relationships bc they lived too far in VA. Once we get past the Rosslyn metro stop I have to walk away.

        • Lea Thrace

          #Lissen. Dudes that live more than 30 minutes from me get no play. Which seriously cuts down on my potentials cause Metro Atlanta. But that’s alright. Love wasnt meant for everyone. *shrugs*

          • Rachmo

            The last few years of dating? If it was more than half an hour it was touch and go.

          • Agatha Guilluame

            But the straight male to straight female ratio in Atlanta is STILL like 15 to 1. Are you sure you should take that stance? Have you been making out okay cause I had friends that were damn near suicidal.

            • Lea Thrace

              If I want to play, I play. I think I am too old to care (mentally I was born about age 50) about that ratio ish though. If it was meant for me to fall in love and get married. It will happen. I aint sweating it.

            • Val

              Isn’t supposed to be like that in D.C. too?

              • Rachmo

                I think so.

              • HeyBooHey

                It is crazy here. Dating in DC feels like a sport smh

        • HeyBooHey

          Living in VA, I see exactly why smh. Went to Bowie from here and had to check my expectations of the situation. “Is he REALLY worth this 45min drive or nah?”

          • Rachmo

            I used to live in Tenleytown. You should have seen the way my eyes lit up when a guy said he lived in “Bethesda” or “Cleveland Park.”

            • HeyBooHey

              I bet it was like the flood gates of heaven open up smh. Let me meet a dude who lives in NE, SE or any part of MD close to the Harbor. My spirit literally rejoices

        • StillSuga

          This happened to my girl at Cities the other day. Some guy bought her a drink and asked where she lived. She said Woodbridge. He said enjoy your drink and walked away.

          • HeyBooHey

            I. DIED. It’s that real in these streets!

            Woodbridge is a sojourn though. Traffic rarely loves anybody making that trip out there smh

            • panamajackson

              Right. I already kind of detest Virginia anyway, but outside of 495? That 95 skruggle is real.

              • HeyBooHey

                Smh I adopted a rule that if I gotta take more than 2 highways or biways to get to you, I aint gon make it

          • Rachmo

            WOODBRIDGE! No she needs to go to local bars bc NAWL! That traffic is thee worst.

            • According to Google it’s a 25 mile drive one way. Traffic is lighter on the weekends. :)

          • MamaDay

            Hey! I’m from Woodbridge :(

          • panamajackson

            Yeah, Woodbridge is out. My dad used to live in Woodbridge. I HATED going home at the end of the night. I’d stay at my boy’s house and make the long distance drive to Prince William County in the mornings.

        • panamajackson

          I definitely unconsidered a chick because of how far she was. Outside of the beltway shenanigans are just a lot for me. Hell, that upper northwest/bethesda/rockville love is too much.

    • TeeChantel

      NJ to NY. So maybe an hour drive. And it was a stay-for-the-weekend kind of thing. I wasn’t about to waste gas for an overnight quickie.

    • h.h.h.

      you?

      • Agatha Guilluame

        I’ve never traveled for chex. I’ve definitely runaway for love tho. Definitely had my dad come collect me from Virginia because I fell in love over the summer and I decided I wanted to transfer colleges (I was a freshman) and spend my life in this nucca’s lap. After my dad came and got me, after an 8 hr drive from VA to NY during which he lectured me the whole time and I cried the entire 8 hours, after another lecture by my mother when I got home, I borrowed money (from my dad because he always had faith in me) and hopped a greyhound back to Virginia and cut off all communication with them for the rest of the summer. I never even slept with the guy. Just a lot of hand holding and making out and staring longingly at each other. I’m basically a romantic.

        • And y’all talmbout me hustling backwards. Every time I’ve traveled more than 2 hours for #datass, I’ve made sure to cash in the nani. I’m not traveling all that time to hug and hold hands. I can do that within the confines of I-287 thanks!

          • Agatha Guilluame

            I was YOUNG!

        • Rachmo

          I’m too fickle for that. I swear the moment I was about to travel for a person, like real life travel, leave the country, all of that someone local came along. So I went with the easier option.

        • LMNOP

          lmao, but if my kid tried something like that…

        • BreezyX2

          WHET?!?!? *puts hand across forehead in dramatic fashion* I feel like I don’t know you anymore. You is…..a…..a….a hoe!

          • Agatha Guilluame

            LOL. You know who that is tho…

        • h.h.h.

          interesting…

          • Agatha Guilluame

            Now you…since we sharing.

            • h.h.h.

              international spa…

              i mean borders were crossed. hugs were exchanged.

              • Agatha Guilluame

                LOL. Why do I feel like you went to Japan?

                • h.h.h.

                  i might have, lol.

                  in actuality, i’m lazy, but if i think there’s potential, i’ll do what i have to do to make face-time.

                  • Agatha Guilluame

                    So many admittedly lazy men on this site…that ain’t nothing to be proud of…

                    But in your case, if you did go to Japan, with nothing more than a translation app and hope then good on ya.

                    • h.h.h.

                      i guess we move when it’s worth it… and maybe the market aint…

                      ahh, as they say, the mid ain’t sellin’

                    • I need consistent closeness. I can’t be doing 4+ hour back and forth trips every few weeks or months. Doesn’t even feel like a relationship.

                    • h.h.h.

                      i think that’s the real part of it, i don’t need to be all up under someone…but i (well, in a previous lifetime) need to feel the warmth, the vibe of a person, and that’s hard to duplicate with facetime or phone calls.

                      but, that’s before i became mechanical.

                    • Agatha Guilluame

                      I feel like you’ve missed out on a whole category of longing. Where you ache so bad to be in their presence that you stay on the phone while the other person runs errands, eats, watches tv just so you can pretend you’re right there. Where you have these high highs of anticipation and anxiety because you’re on the I-95 and you’re getting closer to them. Where every time you see them it’s butterflies and musicals and every parting is as the saying goes “such sweet sorrow”. My nucca, you’re gonna need to travel past the tri-state to get that feeling.

                    • You’ve described a heroin addiction. I’ve done this. I do not need that feeling again. I need you HERE in order for me to love otherwise my love is worthless. It’s just a bunch of letters and higher phone bills. Waiting 4, 5, 6 months just to have a freaking week/end to hold someone and let them feel that you love them is wretched and horrible and a waste of time.

                    • Agatha Guilluame

                      That’s so adult. You’re too young to be so resolved.

                    • Not resolve. I’m acutely aware of who I am to such an extent that it pains me.

                    • HeyBooHey

                      I get it though, long distance is alot to handle if you need instant gratification. I’ve done both in a relationship and the distance broke it down eventually. I appreciated the space when we were apart but it was nothing like being able to make a 20min drive to see him. As opposed to it becoming buses and trains just to get a hug. For the right person it’s worth it though, but it ain’t for everybody

                    • Not about instant gratification. I know how I love.

                    • HeyBooHey

                      Not saying you, just in general. Knowing what you want takes the BS out of things so at least you know. *claps for him*

                    • uNk

                      These thoughts hit me each and every single time somebody out of state wants to start something, shoot 2 hours of a drive is pushing it for this love right here lol

                    • HR Paperstacks

                      ^^ That.

          • Off-topic: Have you watched Knights of Sidonia on Netflix?

            • h.h.h.

              i’m not a holder of the key of netflix my good sir

        • camilleblu

          greyhound? cut off all communication?? #bishwhet?! i would have come down to virginia and beat the black off your azz for that stunt.

          • Agatha Guilluame

            You can’t beat an adult. Because I’d hit back.

            • camilleblu

              you’s a dayum lie…a parent can always beat their childs azz. especially when that child is in college that said parent is paying for, and has not moved out of said parent’s home.

        • Angel Baby

          WTF?!?!?!?!?!? Yall got away with murder!!!! I don’ think I can even get away with this type of behavior towards my parents now and I’m 31!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL bwhahahahahaha

    • Six hours to lose my virginity. Yeah, I was wilding.

      • Rachmo

        D@mn

        • It’s called ish you do in college. LOL

        • uNk

          double D@amn

      • N*gga, that’s a school day.

        • KMN

          i just let out the BIGGEST guffaw at this…lmao too funny…thank you for that lololol

      • camilleblu

        i just typed and deleted a response to this about 5 times…smh

        • Agatha Guilluame

          Me too. Cause what do you even say.

          • The older I get, the more I realize that if someone else told me my dating history line for line, I would think that the motherf*cker was lying to me. In some cases, I’ve literally kept the receipts. LOL

            • Rachmo

              Several people have requested I write a book bc some of my dating history is so ridiculous it sounds made up.

              • Here’s a G rated example: about a year and a half ago, I made some FB status update about cooking dinner, when my girlfriend from Sophomore year of college makes some innocuous remark about wanting some. Mind you, she was a bikini girl and currently trains for fitness pageants, and her avi was an in-competition photo. Anyway, my dad sees the conversation on FB and calls me to ask what’s going on. Like dude didn’t believe I had dated her.

                Yeah…the older I get, the most entitled I realize I am when it comes to women.

                • Rachmo

                  Mine range from hilarious to romantic to me getting played out. I really do need to write that book.

              • Lea Thrace

                I would read that book. I am waiting….

                Also waiting on @dtafakari:disqus’s book… (yeah. I aint just fb chastising you about wanting this book to happen! :-D)

                • Rachmo

                  Dara’s playing games with that book. Yeah I said it.

    • Val

      It wasn’t really the distance. I was under lock-down in high school due to various infractions. So, I used to leave my house in Queens and take the subway to Manhattan at 1 or 2 in the morning to see my then girlfriend, after my mom was asleep, then turn around at about 5am and go home. I’d get home and sit in the living room and when my mom came downstairs she’d always think I had just gotten up early and was watching TV.

      • SMH! Imma watch the Eagles documentary sometime today though. Promise.

        • Val

          A snow day is a perfect day to watch it.

      • Agatha Guilluame

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I definitely had a friend that was in-love with a dude in lower manhattan…so that queens to manhattan run was definitely her 12th grade life too. I ain’t mad at it.

        • Val

          I should have gotten frequent rider miles on the 7 train. Lol

          • Agatha Guilluame

            You were on the train longer than you were in his house…if you’re talking about the 1 or the 2 then I’m assuming he was in the Heights or thereabouts. I’ve made the Dyckman run from Queens myself…that ain’t no joke.

            • camilleblu

              you mean #she – you assume #she was in the heights or thereabouts..

              there, fixed that for you :)

              • Agatha Guilluame

                Thank you.

            • Val

              She was on 96th street. So, once I got to the city I still had to go uptown. Lol Crazy, right. I used to catch a cab uptown though.

              • Rachmo

                I hope she was bad.

                • Val

                  She was. My nose was wide open, as they say.

              • Agatha Guilluame

                LOL. My bad. Why am I acting like this is my first day here. I know you’re a lesbian, I didn’t even think when I wrote he. You’d catch a cab? You had a job or something?

                • Val

                  My job was getting to the city in the middle of the night and back. Lol. I had an allowance, that was it.

                  • Agatha Guilluame

                    LOL. #dedication

      • HeyBooHey

        Queens to Manhattan is damn near a long distance relationship. And MTA at 1 or 2 in the AM?!?! When the trains run local and barely wanna show themselves?!? Kudos to your young love dedication lol

        • Val

          It really wasn’t that bad. I don’t ever remember waiting a really long time for the train.

          • HeyBooHey

            Really?!?! I did Queens to BK once and felt like I was watching my life pass me by smh

            • I’M SAYIN THO! Unless I can get to you from the L you’re going to need to give me a week’s notice.

            • Val

              F train? If so that’s a slow azz train. I’ve been mad at that train many a time.

              • HeyBooHey

                F train, A train….But that F train used to make me re-evaluate the worth of my life. Riding that thang out to BK is a slow and painful struggle

      • nillalatte

        Ha! That sounds like me back in the day out partying all night. I made it home late one morning – like 8am – and mom was getting ready for work. I said, “Good morning.” She looked at my clothes and realized that I had on the same clothes from the night before. LOL It was not really a good morning after that. lol

    • camilleblu

      #30minutesaway

      lolololololololol!

      • Rachmo

        *faints*

        • camilleblu

          i could barely type that out…i’m laughing SO hard at my dayum self…lol

        • camilleblu

          lol…i gatta quit fucking with y’all IRL…too dayum many inside jokes..smh

      • Agatha Guilluame

        *SCREAMS

      • BreezyX2

        *hollerin*

    • MsSula

      I moved continents. Lol.

      Granted I had known him for a long time… and granted I was moving back home. But still, I moved continents maan! :-D

      • LMNOP

        You win.

    • PunchDrunkLove

      Never traveled for sex….I did tho move out so I could get it in as much as I wanted. My moms and pops was like, when you grown enough to come in during the wee hours of the morning you need your own spot….so, I moved.

    • HR Paperstacks

      Iraq to Amsterdam…yeah…

      • camilleblu

        sir?

        • HR Paperstacks

          Ma’am?

          • camilleblu

            erm…i need you to expound just a tad bit on this…

            • HR Paperstacks

              I did above. Really, I had one of them sappy TV show moments in London, meeting a girl for the first time, decided it was worth my time and vacation to go back to Europe to see what it do. So I did…

      • MeridianBurst

        Sir…

        • HR Paperstacks

          Jes?

          • MeridianBurst

            That’s a lot. Like, a shocking amount of a lot. How long did it last with her?

      • MsSula

        It would have been scarier if it was Amsterdam to Iraq. :)

      • Rachmo

        *chokes*

      • Agatha Guilluame

        Whet?! Like you left a war zone, had to deal with security checks, customs, paperwork…now I think maybe a nucca never loved me.

        • BreezyX2

          This thot say “left a war zone”….*going up yonder*

          • Agatha Guilluame

            Girl, I’m assuming he’s military and he probably had to put in a leave request. On the request form he wrote #shebad #gottagetthatbooty.

            • BreezyX2

              You forgot #priorities #disaintmywar #blackmenareloversnotfightersanyways #yallgotmefuggedup

              Yeah I think this is the rest of what he wrote on the request form.

              • Agatha Guilluame

                I’m crying real tears at #disaintmywar. Bee I love you long time.

              • Rachmo

                I just lost it

              • HR Paperstacks

                #gottaseewhatthatmouthdobossman

                That’s all i put on the request.

                • Rachmo

                  DEAD

        • HR Paperstacks

          I wasn’t active duty, but a civilian contractor. I had met a brown round on leave and received the coochie cupon for another visit. A few months later I put the leave request in and met her in Amsterdam to celebrate her birthday.

          #yeahshewasbad

          • HeyBooHey

            when a military man wants ya…..

          • Agatha Guilluame

            So you were a civilian contractor (immediately I’m thinking stacks on stacks, I had a boy that answered that particular call) so a quick flight to Amsterdam probably wasn’t nothing to you. That was probably most of your weekends. Now I take back my awe.

            • HR Paperstacks

              Minor stacks, yes. Every weekend no. We got out of there every 4-6 months depending on what was going on. Flights weren’t so quick either as it took 24-36 hours just to get out of Iraq, then another 6 to Amsterdam.

              • Agatha Guilluame

                *climbs all in the way into your business*

                How long did it last…this infatuation? She was a brown round you said…so she was a british born African? Sexy accent, stylish, bad body?

                • HR Paperstacks

                  Ha!
                  Guyaneese/Irish mix, London born, the accent killed me, everything to the goody. Dated for maybe a year, then went our separate ways; distance compounded by more distance. We eventually dated other people and she ended up having kids. Both single now tho; but the distance is still there.

                  • Agatha Guilluame

                    It’s been what 9 years and you’re up on her current status? You see…the “both single now” gave you away…somebody wants that ole’ thing back. Is she the one who got away then?

                    • HR Paperstacks

                      she might be. :) lol

                      And who said it was 9 years ago?

                    • Agatha Guilluame

                      Minimum 9 years I think. Probably no more than 12.

                  • Angel Baby

                    ok you can disregard my question! LOL

          • Angel Baby

            Well damn!!! LOL This made me stop just to type that to you. Did ya’ll even start a relationship after that or nah?

    • BreezyX2

      EYE have only traveled once but him’s came and got me #cuzladyinwaiting #cuzpeencomestome #cuzdelicateflower

      Also technically its not traveling for it it you end up staying…so there is that.

      • camilleblu

        smh…nah…yew just ain’t shyt

        #thatisall

        • BreezyX2

          Hush!! You know damb well I am worth that #mileage

      • HeyBooHey

        Them hashtags brought tears to my eyes *Otis wails*

    • panamajackson

      Definitely made a four hour drive, crossing multiple state lines. Does driving 8 hours to see your long distance girlfriend count? Cuz I’ve done that too.

      • Agatha Guilluame

        That definitely counts.

    • nillalatte

      30 hours, by plane (layovers and shyt). He came to me. Yeah, that’s how I rocked his world. LMAO…

  • HeyBooHey

    I have family in Rochester, NY so I know it all too well smh. Considering there’s barely anything to do there but ride out to Wegmans and marvel at all the space they have in their yards, I can only imagine the f*ckery that ensued…..

    *sits indian style and waits for Pt. 2*

    • LMNOP

      These days you sit criss cross applesauce.

      • HeyBooHey

        Noted. And done.

        *sits criss cross applesauce…mango applesauce cuz I’m different tho*

    • Epsilonicus

      I love Wegmans!!!

  • Brandon Allen

    Upstate New York is like one the worst places ever for black people. I’m grew up in Albany, and it feels like someone dropped a Brooklyn neighborhood in a small town. So many small town goons for reasons I don’t understand. Bad schools. No hope…and of course. COLD AF! Never go to Rochester, Albany, Poughkeepsie, or god forbid Buffalo, which is as abandoned as Detroit. New York might as well just give it to Ohio, because its definitely the midwest.

  • MeridianBurst

    Wait. No! I was on the edge of my seat. That’s horrible. There’s a law against cliffhangers on blogs you know.

  • camilleblu

    at this point, nothing pj says or does surprises me. fly to rocherster to cuddle with a chick that was sitting with 2 other niccas?? makes complete sense.

    • Lightskinned logic

    • panamajackson

      I’m not sure how to take that.

      • camilleblu

        take it with love darling, take it with love.

  • Val
    • Lea Thrace

      I must rewatch that movie one of these days.

    • CamCamtheGreat

      Whoa, I just realized that was Chris Pratt.

      • SAME

      • Val

        He’s a bit of a chameleon. He looks different in almost all of his films/ TV shows.

        • He weight gains and drops like crazy. Like he’s all fat and fluffy when doing Parks then become this Marine build for Guardians of the Galaxy.

      • Yo that is StarLord #themoreyouknow

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