The VSB Files — Episode 002: The Cornerstone of Pimpology

pimpThe Champ and Panama Jackson continue in their line of slang editorialization, except this time, Liz is in tow. Join the trio as they discuss the first ever podcast and why Liz wasn’t there, gift giving and the glory of Brookstone, a very special reader shoutout, a letter from another reader and the subsequent discussion of how even some guys don’t believe in romance without finance, and strippers.

It’s a celebration, b*tches. Grab a drink, grab a glass, after that we’ll grab your a**.

(BTW, did anybody else notice that Twista’s “Wetter” sounds an awful lot like Do or Die’s “Playa Like Me and You”? No. You say you don’t remember Do or Die’s song? Or Do or Die? Ok. Alright.)

BONUS: Make sure you listen after the podcast ends for the World Premiere of the debut song from Mr. Oh So Sexxy, “Sexxy Two Piece”.

Download/Save As: The Cornerstone of Pimpology

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EXTRA BONUS: Download a copy of the Official VSB Theme Song

59 thoughts on “The VSB Files — Episode 002: The Cornerstone of Pimpology

  1. liz… you like brookstone because that’s where you get your “massagers”, huh??? go head, tell da truf, gurrrrl!!

    LOL ;-)

      • @Liz,

        lol @ travel gadget thingys. yeah, i guess sometimes you gotta get in on the mile high club with our without a mate!

        we could all use the stress relief when traveling!! *looking around airport making sure no one is reading my screen*

  2. to answer the questions about Panama’s voice.

    Yes I think you would sound like that
    and yes its because your are light skint.
    Hey there are some negatives that come with being light skint.
    you cant just get extra points…lol

    and as far as the fact that he wrote a post about not trusting ninja’s with no bass dont mean he recognized his own lack of timbre….

  3. question is there a way to break the podcast into segments? i enjoy hearing you guys but mostly im at work and I hate to have to shut it down and start over. but If I could listen to a segment here.. and then go back….it would help.

    it takes you guys a minute to warm up but when yall seem to forget that yall are on podcast and just start kicking it on the phone? yall are hilarious…..

    • @shay-d-lady,

      my sentiments exactly!!!!! or at least make the download version actually available so i can pause, rewind, ffwd as i see fit.

    • @shay-d-lady, Breaking up in segments is probably unlikely (messy, but for now there are these other reasons I don’t wanna get into lol). But, you should be able to press play, then wait for the podcast to buffer the whole track (it buffers faster than it plays) then you can click down the scrubber, kind of like how you click around when watching a YouTube video. Also you can download the MP3 and add it to iTunes that way too. I will look into some better solutions in case you can’t download for next week too!

  4. Cool podcast.

    I always thought of Brookstone as The Sharper Image for old people with all the massage things and foot tubs and mini air hockey tables. They seem to sell gifts that corporate would give you in lieu of a bonus.

  5. I was excited to see a new podcast up. I love the bather between ya’ll. I’m sure ya’ll are a hoot outside of the vsb world.

    1) What about the name Precious for a stripper…or has that now been ruined? I could see potential pre-movie, but now I’m thinking it’s going to be difficult to recover from that.

    2) And maybe I’m slow, but Champ I didn’t notice an accent too much. A few words here and there, but nothing extreme. Then again I didn’t think I had an accent either til I went to Miami and everyone kept asking me where I was from.

    3) “Did you really think I was going to be on here talking like this…” And the whole convo about P’s weight. LMBO, hilarious! Sorry, Panama! Thank goodness your voice doesn’t sound like that because I’m not quite sure I could sit through the podcast listening to that.

    Can’t wait ’til the next one!

  6. Yooooo… I get a shout-out? Pshhhh my life is complete. LOL.

    i do love y’all tho… PJ, Champ and Liz first and then the comment leavin-folk.

    p.s. Liz I’m glad you didn’t bring up everything we talked about, about this site. LOL. :)

    • @HamptonUGirl,

      I was half asleep when I typed that lol
      I actually cant get your theme song outta my head. Maybe thats why I had typing issues earlier because your theme song was blocking my thinking processes. Who knows??

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