The Champ and Panama Jackson continue in their line of slang editorialization, except this time, Liz is in tow. Join the trio as they discuss the first ever podcast and why Liz wasn’t there, gift giving and the glory of Brookstone, a very special reader shoutout, a letter from another reader and the subsequent discussion of how even some guys don’t believe in romance without finance, and strippers.
It’s a celebration, b*tches. Grab a drink, grab a glass, after that we’ll grab your a**.
(BTW, did anybody else notice that Twista’s “Wetter” sounds an awful lot like Do or Die’s “Playa Like Me and You”? No. You say you don’t remember Do or Die’s song? Or Do or Die? Ok. Alright.)
BONUS: Make sure you listen after the podcast ends for the World Premiere of the debut song from Mr. Oh So Sexxy, “Sexxy Two Piece”.
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EXTRA BONUS: Download a copy of the Official VSB Theme Song
002. Yay!
Seriously….this theme song is hilarious. Who came up with it?
@Lili, I love it too! P wrote, produced, sung, etc the whole thing. That boy got talents!
@Liz,
Uh oh. A 3 with musical skills. Look out!
@Lili,
“oooh girl, he a three!!” I love the theme song, too.
@N.I.A. naturally….,
Co-signage. Good look, Panama.
liz… you like brookstone because that’s where you get your “massagers”, huh??? go head, tell da truf, gurrrrl!!
LOL
@The One & True GEM… of the Ocean, LOLOL. Shhh! I really DO like the travel gadget thingys they have….Mmmhmm. Yeah.
@Liz,
lol @ travel gadget thingys. yeah, i guess sometimes you gotta get in on the mile high club with our without a mate!
we could all use the stress relief when traveling!! *looking around airport making sure no one is reading my screen*
to answer the questions about Panama’s voice.
Yes I think you would sound like that
and yes its because your are light skint.
Hey there are some negatives that come with being light skint.
you cant just get extra points…lol
and as far as the fact that he wrote a post about not trusting ninja’s with no bass dont mean he recognized his own lack of timbre….
“My experience with women named Platinum hasn’t been the best”
question is there a way to break the podcast into segments? i enjoy hearing you guys but mostly im at work and I hate to have to shut it down and start over. but If I could listen to a segment here.. and then go back….it would help.
it takes you guys a minute to warm up but when yall seem to forget that yall are on podcast and just start kicking it on the phone? yall are hilarious…..
@shay-d-lady,
my sentiments exactly!!!!! or at least make the download version actually available so i can pause, rewind, ffwd as i see fit.
@shay-d-lady, Breaking up in segments is probably unlikely (messy, but for now there are these other reasons I don’t wanna get into lol). But, you should be able to press play, then wait for the podcast to buffer the whole track (it buffers faster than it plays) then you can click down the scrubber, kind of like how you click around when watching a YouTube video. Also you can download the MP3 and add it to iTunes that way too. I will look into some better solutions in case you can’t download for next week too!
@Liz, Is it possible to subscribe on iTunes?
P, I can’t get a drink though?
@Lili, no drink!
Cool podcast.
I always thought of Brookstone as The Sharper Image for old people with all the massage things and foot tubs and mini air hockey tables. They seem to sell gifts that corporate would give you in lieu of a bonus.
@Maximillian, I think Sharper Image might be for those young but rich folks you don’t care much about lol.
I was excited to see a new podcast up. I love the bather between ya’ll. I’m sure ya’ll are a hoot outside of the vsb world.
1) What about the name Precious for a stripper…or has that now been ruined? I could see potential pre-movie, but now I’m thinking it’s going to be difficult to recover from that.
2) And maybe I’m slow, but Champ I didn’t notice an accent too much. A few words here and there, but nothing extreme. Then again I didn’t think I had an accent either til I went to Miami and everyone kept asking me where I was from.
3) “Did you really think I was going to be on here talking like this…” And the whole convo about P’s weight. LMBO, hilarious! Sorry, Panama! Thank goodness your voice doesn’t sound like that because I’m not quite sure I could sit through the podcast listening to that.
Can’t wait ’til the next one!
Yooooo… I get a shout-out? Pshhhh my life is complete. LOL.
i do love y’all tho… PJ, Champ and Liz first and then the comment leavin-folk.
p.s. Liz I’m glad you didn’t bring up everything we talked about, about this site. LOL.
@Selah, hahah yup, some things we can keep those on the DL lol
Great as usual. I actually sing your theme so gone inside and outside of my head often. Its so dang catchy!
@HamptonUGirl,
I was half asleep when I typed that lol
I actually cant get your theme song outta my head. Maybe thats why I had typing issues earlier because your theme song was blocking my thinking processes. Who knows??
Is there anyway to “rewind” or “fast forward” the podcasts? I enjoy listening, but like a previous poster said, I takes you all a while to warm up, so…..I like to get to the good stuff quickly.
@Ivyette,
I accidentally clicked out of this window while listening to the middle of the podcast and I was pissed, but then I just clicked inside the little white box to start approx. where I left off. So, I guess if you can click toward the middle it will jump to there, and so on…
But yeah, fast forward/rewind buttons would be a better look.
@Ivyette, it’s like a YouTube player, you click around on the scrubber and you can rewind or fast forward that way. It might be hard to see though, so I will play with the color scheme.
Liz–you sound exactly how I imagined you’d sound.
Amateur. *snickering*
PJ-”mean streets of Boston” was that from the Em/Benzino diss? hahaha
I remember Do or Die, but I don’t remember that particular song.
I agree Brookstone is straight boo boo.
Bath &Body works–you gotta layer the products so they last!
Champ-”Christmas” Attucks? NOOOOO!!! *flatline*
PJ—I just realized why you crack me up so much, you remind me of my homeboy from Chicago…especially that pimp line.
Sexxy two piece? I am TOOOO through.
@miss t-lee,
I was a bit nervous so i think my voice was higher than normal? We are working on our sound (and VSB Studios) in general.
@miss t-lee,
Do or Die was very slept on in my opinion.
When you say PJ is a three, what is that in reference to? I’m a new reader BTW.
@Safera:) A while ago on VSB P wrote a very controversial post about rating some celebs on a scale of 1 to 10. I think a commenter who was either salty or a punk came on and (anonymously) tried to say P was a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. P has accepted his 3 Status with pride ever since then. Hope that helps!
@Liz, Yes, thanks.
Lawd have mercy! Where do I start?…Y’all are some fools and I really hope you actually do find corporate sponsorship soon (and I’m glad you already gave up on Brookstone. they ain’t callin’.). Y’all seriously had me dying laughing. A stripper named Supple?!! I was gaggin’, lol.
And you have no idea how much I looooove ignint songs. Sexxy Two Piece is hilarious. I’m ‘mo find me a man to gih me one a dem…blinged out bicycle wit training wheels and all, lol.
Oh and it’s great hearing Liz this time around! CTFU at the whole “relationship dreamteam” bit.
@lovin’ me,
Oh and I forgot to mention, I knew not to comment on that whole voice thing last time. It was interesting to hear what you sound like, but I wasn’t touching that DeBarge thing with a ten-foot pole.
Let me just go on record to say you both sound sexxy. Don’t worry about what nobody else got’s to say.
That was hilarious! I am at my desk cracking up!! I love how you all spent all of 4 minutes giving relationship advice and about 30 minutes talking in detail about the strip club. Thanks for taking the time to make & share the podcast. You all are the best!!!
@Yaa,
thanks!
LMAO!!! This theme song is ALLA DAT and a bag of nacho cheese doritos! Tight!
Merry Christmas Attucks, Champie!
Champ, don’t feel bad about Christmas Attucks. I think I said Martin Luther Tha’ King until the age of 9.
@legitimate_soul,
Now that’s a confession, lmao!
the christmas Attucks thing isnt that bad. i mean you were a child.
if you were like grown up and saying it.. which I live in the south.. it happens a lot.. then we would question the “s” but you straight
He.ll I thought pecan was Bah-con….till I was like 20….southern pronunciation will get you messed up like that..
dont even get me started on the whole “vicks sass”(salve)….lmao
The theme song is hot. O and this is all I keep hearing in my head “A sexy two piece meaaaal…”
WOW, yall keep me laughin.
P, you sound sexy its ok!
a sexy two piece meal? Who the hell came up with that? lol
@Perdita, P has too much time on his hands. He came up with this track a while ago, but finally decided the public needed to hear it.
Christmas Attucks? smhLOL!
Seriously though, this podcast made my lunch hour. Which is pretty freakin’ awesome since I only get 30min for lunch….
I love y’all. Thanks for making me laugh so hard that I almost lost my job. Panama: I agree with you on the word supple, but hearing your defense made me snortle. And the high voice thing made me cry. Sexxy Two-Piece….*dead*
Champ: once again you are in denial of your Burgh dialect. it’s ok. but um…that porn Burgh dialect should be saved for your private after hours podcasts. kthanks.
Liz- it was great to hear you on the podcast this time. You add a wonderful dynamic to the mix. And I died when you talked about P’s weight. Died.
Very entertaining conversation. Ya’ll kept me laughin’ and that “Sexxy Two Piece”…. *smh* just why?
This needs to be on my ipod! If this is a podcast, put it on iTunes!?! i will give you 18 five star ratings!!
@jas, we’re workin on it!
For Michelle’s question: I agree that guy has money issues. They’re his issues, not hers. If he’s freaking out about the difference in salary now, he is going to continue to nit pick things. Talk with him and bring up his insecurity about scarcity + money. If he’s willing to discuss it and work to reduce his anxiety around finances, great but that’s rare. Otherwise, you need to run!
@Adria Richards, ButYoureAGirl.com,
welcome and sh*t
@Adria Richards, ButYoureAGirl.com, “Michelle” needs to drop that cat. The Champ is right. If it’s not this, it’s another thing. That dude is playing off of her self-esteem problems. Good black man? I think not.
@BlackBetty,
I agree BUT, Michelle should directly confront him about his “money issues”. There are a lot of folks out here who don’t even realize they’re carrying baggage from childhood.
I have a friend who is a Black doctor and he is SURE that women are just after him for his title. Whether this is true or not (I think not) he isn’t able to develop healthy relationships with women and can’t tell the difference between authentic ladies and gold diggers. It makes for a lonely life if you can’t let anyone into your heart.
Can’t wait to check out the next episode of VSB and yeah! We want iTunes syndication!
wow yall would make a theme song. it made me chuckle though
[Champ] “if she’s has a creative name, then she’s probably a wack stripper…email addresses…they end up looking like…____________ (???)”
[Champ] “carrying a bottle of tapioca pudding around your neck is overcompensating.”
• First of all, this was the wildest exchange of the p-cast
• Next…what was the last word you said after email addresses?
Great podcast. Panama is hilarious!
Ok, I am caught up now! It was hilarious… And sexxy two-piece? Priceless!!
Re: Michelle and her financial and boyfriend woes. She did say they were in a relationship for a “few weeks”… Yeah, chile, like the Dream Team said (esp. Panama) either there is a WHOLE chunk of this story we are missing, or brother “good man” dude is a jerk.
Happy Holidays!
OMG!! What a hilarious podcast..Mr. Panama and Mr. Champ you guys are so hilarious!! I would so love to be your friend, you guys would have me crackin up all day!! I literally look a wierdo with my earbuds in laughing hysterically to myself at work..but Uuugghh!! My stomach hurts from laughing… I have to say I truly enjoyed you guys and Ms. Liz!! The part about the stripper named Supple lol and the Tapioca Pudding..lol ugh!! To die for!!