Comments on: the v test http://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-v-test Fri, 25 May 2012 20:31:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anonymoushttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-247536 Anonymous Mon, 07 Mar 2011 05:08:47 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-247536 I agree with you Miss Patterson. I know a lot of men who are not even checking to find out if a women has a personality or may even ignore it if she does. And this do this because sex is they're desire and goal. I agree with you Miss Patterson. I know a lot of men who are not even checking to find out if a women has a personality or may even ignore it if she does. And this do this because sex is they’re desire and goal.

]]> By: sindee21http://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-247461 sindee21 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:43:03 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-247461 Wow, this is gospel, my friend. Especially the part about 22 y/o women who don't masturbate. I've known several women who let horrible men into their lives simply because they saw men as their only source of orgasm. I think these women should learn how to masturbate, and then do what I call the M Test. If you haven't gotten any in a while, and a man comes into your life, before you agree to go out with him, you should masturbate first. Once you've gotten your orgasm out of the way, if you still feel like hanging out or going out with the dude (i.e. if he still has something to offer), then full speed ahead. But if after your orgasm, you start to realize that this guy has no money, no goals, no future, no sense of style, too many baby mamas, etc. and that he has nothing of value to add to your life except a penis, then save yourself the grief and kick him to the curb. ;-) Wow, this is gospel, my friend. Especially the part about 22 y/o women who don’t masturbate. I’ve known several women who let horrible men into their lives simply because they saw men as their only source of orgasm. I think these women should learn how to masturbate, and then do what I call the M Test. If you haven’t gotten any in a while, and a man comes into your life, before you agree to go out with him, you should masturbate first. Once you’ve gotten your orgasm out of the way, if you still feel like hanging out or going out with the dude (i.e. if he still has something to offer), then full speed ahead. But if after your orgasm, you start to realize that this guy has no money, no goals, no future, no sense of style, too many baby mamas, etc. and that he has nothing of value to add to your life except a penis, then save yourself the grief and kick him to the curb. ;-)

]]> By: Why You Should Never Say “Boyfriend” (or “Girlfriend”) Again | Very Smart Brothashttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-247130 Why You Should Never Say “Boyfriend” (or “Girlfriend”) Again | Very Smart Brothas Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:43:32 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-247130 [...] –Although flawed, “my girl” remains my favorite. It sounds a bit more intimate than girlfriend, and also lets the person you’re referring to know they’re your n*gga as well as the person they’re having monkey sex with. Trust me: a man probably won’t refer to a woman he’s sleeping with as “My girl” unless she passes the V Test. [...]

]]> By: Where Is The Love?: Making sense of our dating and mating malaise — Very Smart Brothashttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-225176 Where Is The Love?: Making sense of our dating and mating malaise — Very Smart Brothas Tue, 14 Dec 2010 05:31:19 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-225176 [...] sex options to choose from, I can trace all the way back to July of 2008, where I published “The V Test” — an entry centering around asking women the following question: “If you didn’t have [...]

]]> By: Williamhollahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-141689 Williamholla Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:59:16 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-141689 "do a little experiment tommorrow. ask five men to name the five funniest people they know personally, and then ask five women the exact same question, and report the results back in the comments. i know exactly how the results are going to turn out, but i want you all to do this anyway" Meaning? “do a little experiment tommorrow. ask five men to name the five funniest people they know personally, and then ask five women the exact same question, and report the results back in the comments. i know exactly how the results are going to turn out, but i want you all to do this anyway”

Meaning?

]]> By: ladyBhttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-16604 ladyB Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:15:32 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-16604 hey Champ-i had to come out of hibernation to be the nth person to comment. I disagree with the idea that women have been trained to think of their vaginas as prized possessions and instead, think something different. Namely, that many women have been conditioned to think their vaginas are all they have to offer. But if that's all you have to attract a man, what makes you different than a hobbyless hoe (with no conversation and zero original thoughts)?In my (arguably NOT humble) opinion, a woman should not divorce her vagina from herself but rather, considers the two a package deal (especially if "fb" is not the desired relationship title).If tomorrow I was rendered vagina-less, I'd still be a woman - and (the proverbial) you'd still be calling. hey Champ-

i had to come out of hibernation to be the nth person to comment. I disagree with the idea that women have been trained to think of their vaginas as prized possessions and instead, think something different. Namely, that many women have been conditioned to think their vaginas are all they have to offer. But if that’s all you have to attract a man, what makes you different than a hobbyless hoe (with no conversation and zero original thoughts)?

In my (arguably NOT humble) opinion, a woman should not divorce her vagina from herself but rather, considers the two a package deal (especially if “fb” is not the desired relationship title).

If tomorrow I was rendered vagina-less, I’d still be a woman – and (the proverbial) you’d still be calling.

]]> By: sisandahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-16443 sisanda Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:43:45 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-16443 “no, we’re not friends – we started flirting, then you buggered off with whatshername” – hahahaha this dude is persistent hey

“cold winter in jo’burg and it’d be nice to have someone….. *sigh*….” – (a tear forms in my eye) no woman should have to sleep alone, that is a crime and loss of a good workout. I’ll keep you in ma thoughts (besides get yourself a heater at Game)

]]> By: superwomanhttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-16260 superwoman Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:39:59 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-16260 another phenomena i have noticed is men completely passing over the v-test acers for hobbyless hoes, only to come back to v-test geniuses… like how do u deal with that? you always knew i was dope, but you just had to try that boring ass bitch and im supposed to wait for you to come back?

@shay – i couldn’t agree more. i actually had to meet this fool for coffee the other day to explain this face-to-face, coz my cold phone manner CLEARLY wasn’t getting thru… so when he invited me to a dinner and i declined, he demanded an explanation – IMAGINE!!! the irritation! ugh!

so i invited him for coffee where i proceeded to break it down for the next two and a half hours.

it took that long because everytime i’d drop a ‘bombshell’ as in ‘no, we’re not friends – we started flirting, then you buggered off with whatshername, so why on earth would we hang out a full 6 months after it all that unpleasantness went down? – he’ d clumsily change the subject to discuss politics or something… then come back to the topic when he felt fortified enough to cope. longest coffee date i’ve ever had… ended up having dinner it was taking so long….(i had plenty of gems to share)

i’m glad to report that we left the meeting with all issues clarified. needless to say, he’s stopped calling. i’m actually half irritated he didn’t put in more of an effort into getting me back, truth be told – he was so damn defeated…. tiresome, really.

maybe i only feel like that coz it’s a cold winter in jo’burg and it’d be nice to have someone….. *sigh*….

]]> By: Devianthttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-16099 Deviant Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:51:35 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-16099 “and read the oninon, VSB, collect transformers and the rest of the ish you listed above… haahahahahah!”

see I said earlier I had Prowl sitting on my computer desk and I have Onion books and papers…are you sitting on my patio watching me? Stalker!

]]> By: Devianthttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-v-test/#comment-16097 Deviant Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:39:39 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=128#comment-16097 why you makin stuff up? why you makin stuff up?

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