as ceaser goodell’s response to mike vick’s situation reminds us, our personal definitions of redemption, remorse, forgiveness, and penance are almost completely arbitrary, subject to morph, modify, and mutate at our individual whims.
this line of thinking is particularly relevant in regards to romantic relationships, where invested feelings, well-timed great gotdamn, and magnificent medulla oblongata can make a blatantly indefensible act forgotten quicker than coke zero and shine’s career
despite this reality, everybody has a romantic boiling point, an act they’ve deemed unpardonable regardless of the situation and circumstance.
personally, while “hacking in my online accounts“, “triple homicide“, “eating my last waffle“, and “throwing scolding hot water on my testicles while i’m sleep” all are definitely unallowable, my head’s big enough to store possible scenarios where i might be able to eventually excuse those acts¹.
cheating, on the other hand, remains unconditionally unforgivable.
i mean, even if i was convinced that the woman was completely remorseful and would never do it again, i just wouldn’t be able to wrap my mind around the fact that her legs were wrapped around tnn’s² back while i was watching nurse jackie.
i realize that this may seem somewhat inflexible, and that second chances and the opportunity for redemption are deserved, but nowhere does it state that the second chance has to be with me ³
anyway, enough about me.
people of vsb, what are your romantic boiling points, and do you believe in relationship redemption? is the one-strike policy in effect for particularly foul acts, or are there scenarios where you can imagine giving someone a second chance? if so, how do you determine the length and severity of the p*ssy and penis probationary period, and what the hell happened to my underwear?
the carpet is yours and sh*t
¹this is a lie. the chances of me forgiving someone who gives captain obvious third-degree burns are the same as the possibility that ann coulters adams apple isn’t bigger than her balls.
²the next n*gga
³this feeling completely mirrors my thoughts about michael vick. i wanna see him back in the league, but deserve has nothing to do with it. if it happens, great! if not? oh well. you don’t deserve sh*t…except, of course, a terrible stomachache if you swallow vaseline while nude on your webcam
—the champ
I’ll take physical abuse for $400, Alex.
I just can’t go for the hitting and stuff. Apologize all you want, and tell me it will never happen again… then go
dieaway.@Selah,
I’ll take physical abuse for $400, Alex.
this is #1a on my list
@Gem of the Ocean,
Okay? in my eyes, love and abuse do not coexist. Hell, happiness and abuse do not coexist.. Basically, if someone abuses me, they need to no longer exist. LOL
@Selah,
for me it’s more basic then that. 1st time physical abuse easily turns into repeated beatings which can likely escalate to manslaughter . i enjoyed my face and my life. and if i had kids?? *smdh* i mean i’d forgive (it’s the BBJ way afterall) but it’s inexcusable and automatically cancels out any potential to work things out.
@Gem of the Ocean,
that should say *ENJOY. i have not passed on to the after life just yet today…
@Gem of the Ocean,
LOL! well iDied upon figuring out what “TNN” was, so i guess I can say I enjoyed my life. Hmmmm.
Champ… would the chick version of this be TNC? TNB?
Champ… would the chick version of this be TNC? TNB?
in light of the connotation, i’d go with TNB.
@Gem of the Ocean,
“You betta bash mister’s head in and think ’bout heaven later”
Just felt appropriate to say
@Gem of the Ocean,
co-sign
@Selah, yeah, physical abuse is that bullsh*t.
however, i will definitely throw some nerf stuff at somebody in a heartbeat.
or a t-shirt. though i did get eyewhiplashed with a t-shirt once myself. you’d think id have learned.
@Panama Jackson,
t-shirts and kitchen towels hurt. I learned that from my mom tho – not a man. lol
@Selah, co-signage
@Selah,
what exactly constitutes physical abuse? i mean, does a hard shake count, or does the actual act have to inflict pain and/or injury?
@The Champ,
sometimes a hard shake can cause injury or pain.
@The Champ,
yep, a hard shake counts. I said physical abuse as opposed to a hit/slap/push/punch because it doesn’t usually start off with something as big as a straight punch to the face…. so that first vigorous shaking means you got to go. I don’t wanna let it escalate. lol
intent also matters. people play fight all the time — which is only funny til someone really gets hurt — but if it ain’t no pre-got d*mn rasslin going on… And you just mollywap me because you’re mad? You gotta get ta steppin. lol
@Selah,
co-sign.
my list is very short (right now)
1. abuse. physical, verbal, mental. none of that. especially physical… oh no… you put your hands on me once, make sure you knock me out and that when i come to i, and no one connected to me, knows where you are because if they do, well then you are pretty much dead man walking at that point.
2. cheating. somehow i think this would get me more upset. you don’t accidentally fall into some chicks happy hole. i’m not buying that. cheating involves all kinds of lying and deceitfulness, and i wouldn’t welcome you back because i would never trust or respect you. especially cheating within a marriage. no sir. i could never respect as the head of my life and home a dude that was led by his little head.
@Bajan Girl,
What exactly is verbal abuse?
Cause, I’ve seen plenty of chicks who got hella mouth on them, but they seem to think that’s cool. Yet they get mad if a man calls them out their name. I think that’s a weird double standard women have.
@Big Man,
I define verbal abuse as saying things to intentionally harm, demean, and belittle a person. In that respect, I have no love for those chicks who want to come out of their faces in the street and cuss a dude out and call him all sorts of names, but then catch hurt when he calls them exactly what they are. It’s not calling you out ya name if you are indeed acting that way. At least in my book. I am not a fan of double standards where bad behaviour is concerned. My simple rule is if you don’t want someone to do it to you, then don’t do it to them.
@Selah,
And that will THEE one…. for $50, Alex.
I would have to go with cheating as well. In my eyes it is one of the ultimate betrayals in a relationship. I will not tolerate it. There are just too many diseases out there. When someone cheats they put your health in danger. And that is unacceptable! Once you’ve stepped out on me, you can keep on stepping.
@GEELA,
i have said the SAME thing many times before. one would hope condoms were used but who’s to know?? so not only do you betray my trust but you put us both at risk for some nonsense.
that is why this is #1b on my list.
@GEELA, once a cheater always a cheater
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Word.
@Dante_Alexander, double word
if for no other reason i was born with a vivid imagination and would be picturing you enjoying another dudes ish
side bar- it’s hard enuf gettin over the fact you aint a virgin and i didnt teach you that freaky ish you do
now you relapsing?….hell nah
@Blacklaw,
classic lmbo
Cheating without remorse. It’s over. Because then if you were truly remorseful, I could think about if our relationship was worth salvaging.
Cheating and producing a child. ‘Nuff said.
Physical AND Verbal abuse. ‘Nuff said.
1,
LC
P.S. I’m truly feeling this:
“…….second chances and the opportunity for redemption are deserved, but nowhere does it state that the second chance has to be with me..”
Sho’ you right…
@Lady Chi,
Define remorse…
Cuz guilt is a wasted emotion. I did it… where do we go from here? Personally, it ain’t a mistake droppin it off in a yamp, it’s a choice. So I made a bad one.
I’m just playing Devil’s Advocate here… I’ve never actually cheated. I’m more my mother’s son than my father’s in that case… Cuz lord knows his arse is a letch.
But my point is valid, I think. I suppose we need to define what is cheating. Am I remorseful I sought out the council of a woman and went out with her once when you were on a 6-month PMS binge that you wouldn’t talk to me about or shield me from? Prolly, cuz I shoulda prolly tried a different avenue to get at you and get you out of your funk. Or ours. It may have been ours. Yet I didn’t know it. Cryptic arse beetch. Am I remorseful you found out? Hells yeah… especially if you’re STILL on that rag.
If I’ve jumped in the sack with a chick, I’m already not remorseful. Seriously. I knew what I was doing. And if you found out, THEN I’d think about the consequences. if they weren’t enough to stop me from getting in where I fit in between those legs, then they really aren’t now.
but I could be high on Hookah and gin right now. You don’t know what’s going on.
@Dante_Alexander,
I agree…remorse is subjective. I don’t think anyone who cheats is remorseful simply because they cheated…they may be sorry about getting caught but not about cheating.
It’s too late to be sorry by then.
@Lady Chi,
Cheating without remorse. It’s over. Because then if you were truly remorseful, I could think about if our relationship was worth salvaging.
please expound and sh*t. how does someone measure remorsefulness, and how do you know whether or not its an act?
@The Champ,
Based on who he/she is.
It’s not as cut and dry as most would like it to be.
@Lady Chi,
Who the cheater is, or the accomplice?
because a 10 year husband that rents a $5 hooker should be a no brainer.
Likewise a 20 year wife and a friend.
So I’m still confused. It’s pretty cut and dry in my eyes. If I burned your house down cuz we were “going through problems” there’s a little line that you’ve crossed ALL the fooking way over.
Same applies here, in my humblest opinion. But, to each his own, I guess…
@Dante_Alexander,
To each his own, indeed.
Falling in love with someone else…all Mark Sanford- style.
I mean that’s cheating + some!!
No, you will not TRY to fall back in love with me or whatever shullbit he said…like it’s your choice
@kidSistah,
i was sooo offended on behalf of mark sanford’s wife when he uttered that ignorant mess. no, boo! you ain’t got to “try” to fall back in love with sh*t around these here parts. now get the f*ck!
@kidSistah, If Mark Sanford was my husband I’d request that he kindly go kick rocks … then eat them until his stomach is lined with rocks and he’s too heavy to move…. he obviously thought that mess was cute for him to be all on national television telling everybody about it….like we’d all be like oooh well it was true love so that makes infedelity cool….no futhermucker! Now go choke on a stalagmite!
@klysha,
Make sure when he kicks the rocks, he’s rocking socks and flip flops…
@kidSistah,
his situation raises the question of whether or not its possible to be in love with two (or more) different people.
my answer: spinach
@The Champ,
you know a dude tried to have this conversation with me and had the nerve to bring up the Jacob, Rachael, Leah story in the bible about how Jacob loved Leah because that was his wife, but he was IN love with Rachael. Really, REALLY!?!?! don’t EVER use scripture to in anyway try to justify mess like that. NOT. EVER.
“deserve has absolutely nothing to do with it”-reminded me of Snoop from The Wire, lol.
i’m gonna go ahead and echo what the vss’s have already shared, physical (and verbal, emotional) abuse and cheating, are absolute deal breakers.
i want to add something about communication..i guess it would depend on the circumstance, but i’m huge on communication and if there was a huge disconnect from where we started and where we are, its going to have a negative effect, depending on how bad i gets…things might have to end.
@overitinNYC,
snoop deez
Right on to everything you all have stated above! In addition to reckless extracurricular rompery (AKA= cheating & yep, I said rompery) resulting in a “love/lust child”, some disease that you can’t shake and the other 808 & Heartbreak bullish that comes with the territory, let’s not exclude the extreme embarrassment if/when there’s an emergence of any cinematic performance by your other half that makes its way onto youtube, redtube or any of your fave scummy “grown folk” sites that’s NSFW. Keep your heart 3 Stacks!
Champ, good look on “second chance and redemption” line. You just gave me a dart for my bbm status. Propz
@Frederico Savage,
let’s not exclude the extreme embarrassment if/when there’s an emergence of any cinematic performance by your other half that makes its way onto youtube, redtube or any of your fave scummy “grown folk” sites that’s NSFW.
this might actually be the most embarrassing moment imaginable, lol. i cant even imagine something worse.
well, maybe if she was caught on cam sleeping with your dad. yeah, that might be a little bit worse
i would have to agree with the people who have said cheating and physical abuse….i mean, not that i would go for emotional abuse either. but show me the man that can emotionally abuse me without getting got right together and you’ll have really showed me a sight.
in addition to those, i couldn’t stay in a relationship with a man that denied me in public (Paul in the bible when asked about Jesus style) or tried to disrespect me in front of his friends….i can’t stand when i watch a talk show (yes. sometimes i watch talk shows. and what!?) and the man is calling the woman a bitch and what not…and she continues to be his woman. i couldn’t trust a man like that….hm…i guess that’s basically emotional abuse…whatev.
@charli skipper,
so that goes back on m’list!
i forgot to edit my curse word…..also, i changed my mind. i’m sure i could be emotionally abused…a lot of women probably think they couldn’t be because they wouldn’t take it. and then they do…..
although, i don’t really understand the concept of emotional abuse…can’t i just cuss your a*s back out? whatever. i’ll just leave it on my list to stay on the safe side…
@charli skipper, i’m sure there is a clinical definition out there ,but emotional abuse is when a man (or woman) creates an intimidating environment for the other. constantly picking apart statements, belittling, name calling, makes the person feel dumb, doesn’t validate their feelings, makes fun of them in front of loved ones/anyone, controlling you to the point you can’t go out without a permission slip…i could go on.
basically if i get to a point where i’m scared to shout-out my e-twin, act goofy and kick it with loved ones, EMOTIONAL ABUSE.
@overitinNYC, oh, and this made me laugh: (Paul in the bible when asked about Jesus style, love the example!
i co-sign the all the above sentiments and would like to share/add stealing from me. Example: The comedian Kathy Griffin- My Life on the D-List, who was married and found out her husband was stealing money out of her account and putting it in his own, private acct. (150,000+) smh. i think she tried to forgive me, tried couple’s counseling but in the end could not move past that betrayal…they had been married maybe a lil over a year, she found out he had been taking her debt card and making withdrawals in the middle of the night and sh#t and during random errands. That’s hard to forgive too, in my eyes.
@maria,
That’s why Kathy is on the D-List.
Her voice sounds as if she’s been smoking both glass-infused cigarillos and Cokk for the last ten years. Hourly. AND she makes poor decisions in men.
Plus she’s a ginger and has no soul.
@Dante_Alexander,
Plus she’s a ginger and has no soul.
She needs to holla @ Jimmy…cuz he has plenty of “S-O-U-L SOOOOUUUL!!!”
@maria,
this reminds me about shaq wifes who stole a couple mil and was boning the personal trainer that shaq was paying for. they eventually reconciled, which basically means that she must have footage of him sleeping with a live boy or a dead girl.
@The Champ,
Both.
Umm when I saw the title and the picture, I thought this was going to be a post about Reggie Bush and Kim K breaking up…LMAO
second Nurse Jackie is that shyt!!
lastly didnt we have a deal breaker post>…..it doesnt matter, Imma comment anyway! LOL
my list includes, but not limited to. cheating, mental and physical abuse, haterism (i once dated a guy that was just a hater.. I get a new job, his respose.. Mayne, them folks just doin that shyt cause y ou black)
a do nothin ninja and unremorseful rampant selfishness
@shay_d_lady,”Mayne, them folks just doin that shyt cause y ou black)”
i know people like that, so annoying.
co-sign on ya whole list too.
@shay_d_lady,
And he MEANT it?
Did he work at Mickey Ds?
@shay_d_lady,
lastly didnt we have a deal breaker post>…..it doesnt matter, Imma comment anyway!
deal-breakers are more about characteristics, habits, or traits. this topic is more about specific one time acts.
anyway, break deez
@The Champ, deal-breakers are more about characteristics, habits, or traits. this topic is more about specific one time acts.
eh….blow me
@shay_d_lady,
second Nurse Jackie is that shyt!!
I would have to third that comment! That show is like crack!! (or whatever she sniffs out of those damn pills!
)
@Sula,
tell Sula to holla @ me man. I be around you just don’t see me no more.
I thought we was gonna talk bout Vick????!!!!!!!!!
sound like the lifetime channel n shiiii
any way my thoughts on vick
-He was the highest paid player in the mf NFL (tha man hates that)
-He went to prison for a calender and some for a dog I mean i love dogs but honestly before vick i didnt know fightin doggs was illegal cops aint neva stopped us back in tha days. its natural ninjas fight, flys fight, breezys fight goats, fish, birds etc dogs fight 2. im jus sayin thas a human in jail (that aint fun) for some mf doggs. would they do that to peyton manning?
-He only got caught up cause his bama ash cuzo got caught for some stupid shiii
-I like mike vick his shoes was tha shii they felt hella good you kno cause “sport happens” he was like barry sanders i mean he done did some crazy plays/moves on the field. I rare Black Starting QB dude was lightin in a bottle. Ima raider but i like watchin vick n i wouldnt be mad if my great uncle AL signed him. He got a chip on his shoulder and he fresh out oh yea he is ready.
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@BLUNTBLAZER, yeah the hatin on vick..this additional punishment is some bullshyt
He might not deserve a second shot but i say he earned it and does not DESERVE additional wansta a$$ punishment Goodell sucks monster donkey balls in my humble opinion..
@shay_d_lady,
i mean he let pacman come back
@BLUNTBLAZER, Zoom Air (which the Vicks were equipped with) is the truth.
And I cram to understand how Oakland just accepted the Raiders back with open arms. I would think bolting for Los Angeles was a dealbreaker…but America must really love the NFL that much that they’ll tolerate behavior from any owner (especially after the year two teams exit the #2 market like we were Sheboygan or something)
And the NFL owners must really have contempt for Los Angeles since they allowed that and some years later unanimously voted to expand to Houston instead of here.
To top it off, fans down here are laughably still down with the Raiders and Rams as if by law to this day. My feelings toward the NFL are like yours towards police.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
yea tha vick are maybe the best shoes nike eva made right up there with the bo jacksons n griffeys. I wsa a RAIDER when they were in La and OAK it dont matter as long as they in state we good.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
I feel that the man has paid his debt to society and if he’s good enough to return to the pros then I say let him back in. Unless PETA owns a team then I don’t see the problem with giving him a second chance.
@Ms. Hall,
I’ll be suprised if he’s back on a team anytime soon. I figured he was gonna get the Donte Stallworth treatment.(indefinite suspension)
@miss t-lee,
donte killed a man
vick killed some doggs
donte gets -13 months?
vick got- almost 2 yrs fed time
is dog >than man?
another reason why ima radical
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Hey…I didn’t say an animal’s life is greater than a man’s.
I’m just saying I don’t see Vick coming back…if he does, or doesn’t. It don’t make me none. lol
@miss t-lee,
lol well i see him comin back. And when he hits the field he’s gonna break some ankles. He fresh out!!!! from the pen he ready to bust some heads.
@Ms. Hall,
I feel that the man has paid his debt to society and if he’s good enough to return to the pros then I say let him back in. Unless PETA owns a team then I don’t see the problem with giving him a second chance.
***nodding head and sh*t***
@The Champ,
PETA act like they all vegetarians i bet half of um eat all kinds of beef n piggs feet gtfot. they sweated obama for swattin a fly? they on that rock or sumthin
@BLUNTBLAZER, lmao && they dressed up like the KKK tryna equate animal “abuse” to racism.
Blatant Dishonesty/Disrespect (including the cheating, lying, stealing from above posts). Miss me with the abuse, as a matter of fact, look like you are balling your fist up and pointing it towards me… raise your voice and call me a (insert bad words here)…
I’m done.
@OneChele,
raise your voice and call me a (insert bad words here)…
f*ckstick? assclown?
Champ, you’ve changed this post about 2343 times. It’s funny… at first I thought I was trippin. But after “saw skank redemption” i’m positive it’s not just me……….. right??
Perhaps it’s just past my bedtime lol
@Selah,
lol, sh*t happens when you start writing something at 11:28 thats supposed to be up by 12:00
@The Champ,
LOL… procrastination is the devil.
This topic was built for the girls to complain about cheating and in turn how men “ain’t shyet” as Burning Bed fantasies dance around in their heads…but I digress.
A chick I was once interested in told me this week that she and her dude she decided to get back with weren’t poppin’ like she thought and it’s back to one day at a time. I asked some questions about what initially broke them off and she said she threw his clothes out in front of his friend’s rest, which the Mexicans took all of. I’d be one mad dude if you treated irreplaceable stuff I cared about like crap and caused it to get knicked. You’re done like dinner by my standards.
Women get too wet to do stuff like that anyway with they short fused arses. Since there’s a billion men hollering at the average girl on a daily basis, that kinda chick can take her chances with them. And her in particular? That’s all she wrote for me checking in on her anymore….that man is a sucker to want her back.
If you leave me, then have a kid by another man, you’re done too. That kind of mistake is binding. I don’t care how sweet the rack was at one time
and still is…@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
“This topic was built for the girls to complain about cheating and in turn how men “ain’t shyet” as Burning Bed fantasies dance around in their heads.”
No.
@miss t-lee,
Co-sign
Burning Bed reference too close to home, ladies?
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Have you even seen the Burning Bed?
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Nope, you’ll just never hear me say that. Like I always say, the common denominator in your failed relationships is you. If every man you’ve dated has ‘done you wrong’ dogged you out, was always at fault, etc..boo boo, you need to look in the mirror and re-evaluate yourself and your choices. What makes Dante who cursed you and dogged you out different than Billy up the street who did the same? Nothing but the dates and times YOU chose to be involved with them.
“All men ain’t sh*t”..naw boo, the dudes YOU chose weren’t.
@Miss T-lee,
Exactly! **Hi five**
@Smiley Face, I generally have nothing to discuss with folks who have no sense of accountability and lay blame always on the other person.
@miss t-lee, if a woman can chop a man’s junk off for whatever John Wayne Bobbitt did, she can certainly burn a bed (and the man in it) for cheating, esp. if that’s the marriage bed. I’ve seen enough of The Burning Bed for the record (I was 8, so that’s 0% gay)
@pgh muse, Hi five deez…
@Stuff Ghetto People Like
@Smiley Face,
“All men ain’t sh*t”..naw boo, the dudes YOU chose weren’t.”
Thank you for saying this. More chicks need to pay attention. Some ladies think “any” piece of a man is better than no man at all.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like
I just wanted to know if you had seen the movie that you were referencing.
Sweeping generalizations don’t work here.
There are plenty of women who don’t subscribe to the Lorena Bobbitt/Francine Hughes (Burning Bed lady) train of thought, so you can miss me with that kind sir. If that nuh was so bad you shoulda left years ago, not staying and then maiming or killing him because you “snapped”.
(By the way her defense was that ol’ boy was whooping her arse on the daily, not cheating.)
Thank you and good night.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
This topic was built for the girls to complain about cheating and in turn how men “ain’t shyet” as Burning Bed fantasies dance around in their heads…but I digress.
you know, the more i see, the more i’m starting to believe that we (men) are actually more stringent about our boiling points than women are. while women typically have more stupid sh*t that they get upset about, ive seen women let serious sh*t slide (public serious sh*t that everyone knew about) that no man would ever possibly excuse.
@The Champ,
gotta agree with you on this. i personally know a chick like this. her business is all in the streets (and on facebook, and myspace and such) yet she still can’t seem to realise or admit that her hubby is a hoe and defends him to others usually with the line that it is not him chasing all the extra women and girls, but them chasing him… smdh at it every time i see her…
@Bajan Girl, really though. If a woman’s man is prone to being “taken” by other women, the other women aren’t the problem. Vice versa for those punk *ss ninjas that be all overprotective of their girl and ready to box the next guy she might cheat with. That’s not on the other person, that’s on YOUR mate. Cut ‘em off, change your steez, and get on with life.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
we agree
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, that’s my point exactly. it’s not the other women who keep throwing themselves, it is the dude that keeps catching them and all that they bring with them.
@The Champ, you know, the more i see, the more i’m starting to believe that we (men) are actually more stringent about our boiling points than women are.
I think it’s because guys have a lower threshold for embarrassment (retelling your guys a story about how you took back a cheater will get you mocked incessantly; girls will ask for all the details of the situation to try to offer “well maybe he was just stressed” scenarios).
Personally, I think most people’s “tip”ping point, re: cheating, is the same in theory. Women’s breaking points tend to be more subjective. I’m thoroughly anti-cheating, anti-gettin smacked, but any other I-got-to-go moment is brought on by whatever my current BF has previously said he would NEVER do. (i.e., if a guy has promised that he’d “never” lie to me and then does…or that he’d “never” talk to that girl again and I find some texts). It’s a case by case thing.
Why the pic of Micheal Vick and the dog ‘s?
@Lr1127,
good question
@The Champ,
for real mick vick was tha nigg on the field
I think everyone has pretty much covered the basics.
Swingin’ your D*ck or fists around = me tearing you up ‘ike and tina’ style… and you dont have to guess whos gonna play Anna Mae.
Disrespecting anyone, anywhere screams a red flag to me.
And drama…. man or woman. If you always bring stuff into our relationship….. you gotta go.
@An Uninspired Muse,
whats wrong with a little pre or post-shower d*ck swinging? thats actually my number one relationship aphrodisiac.
Since I won’t repeat that points everyone made regarding cheating and abuse here’s number 3 on my list.
DO NOT…and I mean DO NOT disrespect my family. That includes making fun of my culture, they walk we talk, dance, eat, drink, sing!
Ain’t no ‘baby I’m sorry I just misunderstood’…NOPE! If you don’t understand something ASK about it fool! If I tell you where my mama is from fiddylebbin times whycome (yes whycome) you always calling her or referring to her as something else?
My culture is very important to me, even though my Daddy is American, Mommy is Guyanese and we were raised with a mostly Guyanese (nee British) culture. I can’t get with someone who doesn’t or won’t recognize that on purpose.
So if you hear some Singin Francine, Eddie Lovette or Baron, blasting from the house, don’t frown up yuh face cuh i deh git vex…lemme show yuh fi waltz!
@Smiley Face,
So if you hear some Singin Francine, Eddie Lovette or Baron, blasting from the house, don’t frown up yuh face cuh i deh git vex…lemme show yuh fi waltz!
can you translate this into american please?
@The Champ,
*ahem* It means, ‘don’t look at me all side eyed because I will catch an attitude…let me show you how to waltz (or hand dance)’ *stepping down from podium*
Was that American enough? LOL
@Smiley Face,
waltz? ninjas dont dance no more
@BLUNTBLAZER,
lol..that’s why I said ‘lemme show yuh fi waltz’….y’all need to start again!
Disrespect.
Say some slick %$#! and watch what happens.
@WestIndianArchie,
I have ended relationships for the same reason. Disrespect is even worse when done in public. Women who enjoy picking arguments just because also get cut off really quickly. I don’t have to deal with the drama, I’m Dash cotdamnit, and that means something.
@Legendarious Dasherous, i go one step further, public yelling in a disrespectful manner will result in walk away and a break up (im a professional and a grown as* man I cant have you yelling at me like a child, my co-workers myt be around watchin me get put in a damn timeout corner)
@Blacklaw,
I left a chick at Six Flags Over Georgia for yelling at me in public like she was mom dukes and I was violating at the grocery store.
@Legendarious Dasherous, get yo hand off them skittles!!!
@Blacklaw,
Mom’s once slipped the skates under me because I kept asking her to buy me Jamaican patties. She scowled at the horrified 2520′s, kept walking. I had the one tear roll down roll down my cheek. She did not say she was sorry at all. I thought she was really gonna give me something to cry about that day.
@Legendarious Dasherous,
our mammas are related….i still mourn the loss of my rainbow umbrella *sigh*
@WestIndianArchie,
why when i read this i thought of rihanna?
@WestIndianArchie,
That’s actually my #1.
I am with you on the cheating. I am selfish with my man and the thought of him even giving another woman the same ‘treatment” he gives me, would make me crazy…… seriously, Crazy.
That’s about it for me.
@Nicki Sunshine,
I am selfish with my man and the thought of him even giving another woman the same ‘treatment” he gives me, would make me crazy…… seriously, Crazy.
***assuming you don’t do anal. you are from kentucky, though, so thats probably not a wise assumption. anyway…***
what if he only did anal with the other chick? since he’s “treating” her difference than he did you, would it matter?
@The Champ,
‘***assuming you don’t do anal. you are from kentucky, though, so thats probably not a wise assumption. anyway…***”
…that pain in your left eye is me plucking you with my pinky!
@The Champ, “what if he only did anal with the other chick? since he’s “treating” her difference than he did you, would it matter?”
With my husband, I am open to do more. lol.
But no not that either. U just found a hole in my statement. I don’t want him butt naked, half naked, using a mouth or an “instrument’ on another girl.
P.S. I also consider any dinners or conversations he wouldn’t have in front of me, cheating.
The CPT doesn’t do:
Ultimatums: Be careful of the conditions you are trying to force on me. Back me into a corner and you might as well call your side dyck up because I’m going to begin to turn the volume down on you.
@CPT Callamity, Damn that is real ish. I have been known to reply to an ultimatum with a walk out and never call and it wasnt even that deep. Just didnt appreciate the threat.
@Blacklaw, Grown folks ought to know that ultimatums don’t work and is that really how you want to go about getting what you want????…… I prefer if you come as you are of your own free will…
@CPT Callamity,
i let someone slide with an ultimatum one time (forcing me to either choose her or cut off a friend ive had since college) and its one of the only decisions ive ever made that i truly and completely regret
@CPT Callamity,
yea they dont work 4 me either that is a good way to see me burn rubber on ya quick as hell
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Yeah…I had two incidents in recent years that affirmed why I don’t do them. One was a chick who wanted an LDR, yet she also wanted me to stop blazing and said it’s her or the herb. I miss her somewhat.
Second was someone made an ultimatum based on what she felt “I should do” to appease her physically. No clear indication of what it was, she just threatened to see other people if I didn’t shape up. After she sobered up, I let her have it. I don’t miss her.
@CPT Callamity,
Great one. I don’t respond well to ultimatums or any obvious show of power to reinforce that you are the man. Talk to me and we will be cool.
hmmm…..seems like everybody is either single or in amazing relationships.
aint nobody takin nuttin up in this piece!
why did wild’n out’s “it’s only cheatin if you’re caught” just pop into my head? anywho….
i co-sign abuse. miss me with that whack sh!t.
@Chasdizz,
wild’n out is definitely on my list of top five shows that were surprisingly more entertaining than i thought they would be.
it was also the last time katt williams did anything funny
@The Champ,
“wild’n out is definitely on my list of top five shows that were surprisingly more entertaining than i thought they would be. ”
So, so, true.
“it was also the last time katt williams did anything funny”
Word. He used to own in those wildstyle battles. I’ll never forget the way he clowned Wayne Brady.
@Chasdizz,
“why did wild’n out’s “it’s only cheatin if you’re caught” just pop into my head? anywho….”
LOL…I remember that. I wascracking up at D-Ray’s spoken intro. It was all in the delivery.
@Chasdizz,
aint nobody takin nuttin up in this piece!
Like I said in yesterday’s post, ninjas in here are NAZIS!
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
I’ll be that. who wants to deal with a bunch of wack sh*t from an SO?
wack sh*t: any of the things listed here to day, i.e. cheatin, stealin, beatin,
@Selah, nah, I understand here….yesterday though, goddamn! What did it take to not be gay by ninjas’ standards?
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
True that. VSBers go hard on folks. lol
I’m very simple… Cheating is of course #1 on my list.
If I were ever punched by a chick sans obvious reasoning, first she’s getting a tombstone piledriver–and not the Justin Slayer/Very cool and plreasurable version, the Jerry “King” Lawler version that breaks necks and ends ALL arguments… and lives. But I digress.
I really agree with the disrespect of the culture and all that sheet. I’d consider myself a mutt of epic proportions with Alabama Bammas, Saditty upper-class black folks, a white guy from London who doubles as my Grandfather although if he ever hears that monicker come out of one’s mouth he throws tomatoes at you, an uber-religious great Aunt who nobody likes, Creole folks, Ugandan folks, Ethiopian folks… We get it in. And understand that my family is crazier than sheet, cuz we seem to ONLY inhabit the worst places and neighborhoods known to man for the most part… Detroit, St. Louis, Baltimore, DC, Oakland, Carol City, Rodxbury/Dorchester, MA, Harlem, West Chi and Cleveland. Seriously. I couldn’t make this sheet up. The only way you know we’re family is the concentration of sheer insanity we all exhibit. my mom bursts out into random songs just because. My Pops is the corniest man alive, but he is also the smartest. I’ve got like 17 idiot savants in my family. Yet none of them can do the rainman and count cards. Tuh.
Anyway, I say all that to say people are typically taken aback by Uncle and his “All Pork Diet”, and because of his unyielding hatred of dolphins. I STILL have no idea why that is. but if you disrespect them in ANY way shape or form without my express written permission, you’re chopped. Eee-mee-jate-lee.
@Dante_Alexander, *ahem*…I hail from Carol City, and I would just like to say that it is not THAT bad of a place, thank you and we now return to your regularly scheduled post.
@Complex Simplicity,
Just as 48214 (where I grew up) isn’t THAT bad of a place.
It’s all subjective.
Coral Gables or Carol City?
Zactly.
@Complex Simplicity,
not from oakland but it aint no vacation hot spot
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Whoa bro! Where is your bay loyalty? lol
@Dante_Alexander,
‘Eee-mee-jate-lee’
I’m stealing this!! LMAO
@Dante_Alexander,
DC…? Whatchu tryin t’ say? lol.
@Smiley Face,
D St. That’s all I’ll say.
It ain’t bad to me, but hell… I’m from Detroit.
But you see how y’all get off rip? Imagine if this was your S.O. saying this sheet at a family gathering!
My ex was from a hoity toity neighborhood where the average home cost more than a few years’ salary for ANY position my parents have ever held… I brought her to The D once, and her comments the entire time made me want to literally rip off her lips and feed them to the dog. I let THAT go, but it was strike 1.
I took her to Boston with me, and my peoples live in Dorchester, and she did it AGAIN. I don’t do a strike three. She was no longer a fiance, she was a psycho hose beast and I’d have shotgunned her right there, but we drove and you can’t carry live ammunition across state lines. Especially since I tend to go to jail for being a 50 year old ex-heroin dealer just for driving.
@Dante_Alexander, to echo a similar sentiment.
my best friend’s boyfriend and some of his friends brought her to my house in Atlanta some years ago on their way down to Florida so she could chill with me in the A for a week (must have been spring break or something).
anyway…these cats come into my neighborhood at like, midnight and are all like “is this the projects???” LOL.
now granted, my house is on MLK in Atlanta…and my friends quite affectionately referred to my particular neighborhood as Kosovo…AND they did find somebody on the Georgia Bureau of Investigations 10 Most Wanted List in a building next to mine…
…wait…what was I saying?
@Panama Jackson,
Just a side note, dudes that comment on the look and amount of spooks (both ghostly and of the porch monkey variety) should have gone on the TOP of my list of gay sheet from yesterday.
A chick can be excused. A dude? Please. You might as well be wearing pink wife beaters and neon green jelly flip flops. Tuh. The nerve.
@Dante_Alexander,
LOL….I spent half my life in Ward 8…Congress Heights, 15th Place, 501, The Capers…did my educational stint in Montgomery County then took my happy tail back to MLK Ave (between Alabama and South Capitol) upon graduation from high school. Come home from college and perched my newly educated self on the top of Good Hope and Naylor Road, lol!
It still amazes me though that people tell me I can’t possibly be from DC, lol, whatever that means.
@Smiley Face, @ Panama J
Dog, my house is in that same area. My crib is in Collier Heights right down the street from Douglass. If I come from the north, I exit off the Bankhead ramp. If I’m coming from South, I get off on the MLK/Adamsville exit. So you know what it is. I could only IMAGINE what she’d say if she’d ever been allowed to visit my hose over there. I despise her so much. If I see her again, I’m sickin my baboon on her. Word.
Smiley, I get that all the time from people. They think I’m from Southfield or some sheet, and I’m always like “Thank my moms and Pops for this vocabulary”. If they saw where I grew up, they’d be amazed I’m sane. but I’m not sane. I just know how to surpress my sheet well.
They bet not talk no sheet about my peoples. I get REAL East Side Detroit when they do. REAL quick.
@Smiley Face, Panama, Dante Alexander et al,
Lol!! I love this game of Shout ur hood out!! It’s fun!
@Smiley Face,
RIP Capers.
**tear drops. pours some morning coffee out for the Capers.**
@Dante_Alexander,
And understand that my family is crazier than sheet, cuz we seem to ONLY inhabit the worst places and neighborhoods known to man for the most part…Detroit, St. Louis, Baltimore, DC, Oakland, Carol City, Rodxbury/Dorchester, MA, Harlem, West Chi and Cleveland
i can do you one better. i have people in gary, indiana, camden new jers, and a cousin who lives in dunbar village.
i might be lying, btw.
@The Champ,
Camden smells like cigarette butts in old fish grease.
And my peoples claim Philly, not Camden. but Philly has never seemed that bad, to me…
@Dante_Alexander, hahahaha!
Camden smells like cigarette butts in old fish grease
The WHOLE city??? Daaaammmn!
Not cigarette butts AND old fish grease….but cigarette butts IN old fish grease. Wow@ that imagery.
@Dante_Alexander,
we seem to ONLY inhabit the worst places and neighborhoods known to man for the most part… Detroit, St. Louis*, Baltimore*, DC, Oakland, Carol City, Roxbury/Dorchester, MA, Harlem, West Chi and Cleveland*.
Some towns will simply never recover from their reputations (add Compton, Watts, 3rd and 5th Ward Houston, New Orleans*). Like they’re completely irredeemable. Kinda like the South and Boston will never shake their racist reputations.
*LOL @ seeing the whole city as shetty, not just a certain section.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Im from East Palo Alto CA. murder cap of the world in 92 and we still only 2.5 sq miles. Its hella grimey I brought my baby mama there for the first time and ill neva forget she saw a dude on tha corna she said “dam that guy looks hella scarey” *i sware she was shakin and shii hella spooked* and im like thas my patna l-dogg pulled over started talkin to him and she aint say shii tha whole time she neva been tha same or looked at me the same eva since.
@BLUNTBLAZER, yeah, some folks are just really traumatized by hood people….which is silly if you ask me (borderline self-hate)
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
Ah…we can’t act like they’ve all been this way. After unskilled labor jobs dried up with the change in our economy (industrial to service) then it changed the money flowing into our communities. If you go do your history, it wasn’t always a ghetto. Places like Baltimore, Detroit and Cleveland used to be a place where any race could prosper if they secured a factory job. Forget about it nowadays. Not everyone is going to sit in front of a desk and generate take home income too.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
I noticed you only asterisk’d certian cities.
I am amused.
For me there are 3 things that are completely and totally unforgivable.
1. Cheat on me.
2. Put your hands on me. And you can trust that even if I know I cant beat you I am not going to let you think for one reason that I believe I will lose this battle.
3.Utter the words Phuck You. This is the most disrepsectful shyt a man could ever say to me. You can call me a Bytch before you say Phuck you.
If a dude ever wants to get rid of me from his life for good do one of these and I am out!
@Suga&Spice,
So then, an utterance of “Fah-Q, beetch!” after you accuse him of cheating and he pushes you is grounds for immediate murder, I presume?
Word.
I am Definitely in an Amazing relationship!
Champ this list is potentially infinite so I’ll just round up some of the dishonorable mentions that I’ve either seen happen to people/ been told really happened. Including but not limited to…
* cheat on me (with a male/female)
* beat me
* piss on me (in private/public)
* pedophilia ( turning you in, testifying & updating the secks offenders’ registry if they let me)
* get impregnated by tnn. Have your cuckolded man agonize over and eventually pay for the termination.
* spit on me
* inform me that we share the same parent
* steal from me
* Inform me that you used to be my gender
* have hidden web cam in your room and record secks acts
* circulate said secks acts on the internet
* send url of secks act to my inner circle
* miss your son’s birth as you were golfing
* lie about what you do (“I’m a doctor” but you sell 2nd hand shoes)
and so on, and so forth.
@Wanjiru, i agree with most of this list but i dont want to live in a world where the possibility of me peeing on you is off the table
@Blacklaw,
me neither. who doesnt love an occasional squirt
@Blacklaw,
i knew a chick that was into that i left her 2 days after she told me. thas some nasty ash shiii pissin on somebody 4 real? yall get off on that? how? why?
Boiling point….when I find a Souljah Boy/Hurricane Chris in his music collection…whether it’s on CD, or the album is downloaded to his computer/iPod. He!! to the naw, Bobby! I ain’t going!!!
On a serious note, I agree with what everyone else has described as deal breakers. I especially agree with:
second chances and the opportunity for redemption are deserved, but nowhere does it state that the second chance has to be with me
Champ,
I’m interested to hear why you don’t think Michael Vick deserves another chance at the NFL, when he broke no NFL rules, yet someone like Shawne Merriman who DID break an explicit NFL rule (took steroids) does deserve to play?
Just wanna hear your thoughts on this
@Dorian G., true indeed
also….not to get all psycho-historo-logical but I dont think ur average black person has the same feelin about dawgs as the rest of society of animal lovers out there. I dont like animal cruelty but damn it was a few dogs! You torture some city rats Im guessin you can get off
side bar: ppl been fighting for Pete Rose to get in the hall of fame and that nooka bet on and against his own team
@Blacklaw,
Pete ain’t never seeing the Hall of Fame.
Never.
@miss t-lee,
Not in life.
As soon as he dies, they’ll put him in. Watch.
@Dante_Alexander,
Oh dayum not the posthumous nomination. Ha-haaaa!
You may have a point, but IDK them 2520′s are passionate about America’s pastime.
@miss t-lee, it seems like after Hank Aaron made a speech defending him ppl startin to think twice
@Blacklaw,
Well you can’t not listen to the homerun king.
( I realize Barry is the record holder and all…but I still refer to Hank as the king.)
@Dorian G.,
if mike vick worked an office job and spent two years in jail, would his job be waiting for him when he got back?
h3ll naw.
imo, i dont think he “deserves” to play…the best players deserve to play….but then who’s to say them 3rd string cats workin just as hard as everybody else don’t “deserve” to play…..hmm…
but yea my point is if he’s still good, then sure maybe give him a chance. he hasn’t “earned” the right to play in the NFL sittin in a jail cell tho.
i kno that was directed @Champ tho, so ima go back on twitter now.
@Chasdizz,
No i appreciate your feedback, here are my retorts.
“if mike vick worked an office job and spent two years in jail, would his job be waiting for him when he got back?”
If he was one of the best 10 people in the world at what he did, then yes. For real life examples, please see Martha Stewart and Robert Downey Jr.
“imo, i dont think he “deserves” to play…the best players deserve to play….but then who’s to say them 3rd string cats workin just as hard as everybody else don’t “deserve” to play…..hmm…”
If the best players deserve to play, and teams feel that Vick is still one of the best players in the league, then it is inarguable that Vick deserves to play, just following your own logic. 3rd String cats aren’t being banned from playing, they are just not good enough.
“but yea my point is if he’s still good, then sure maybe give him a chance. he hasn’t “earned” the right to play in the NFL sittin in a jail cell tho.”
Thats just it though, its not like individual teams are passing on him and he’s sitting at home waiting for the phone to ring. He’s currently still being banned by Overlord Goodell. And honestly its not really fair.
@Dorian G.,
chuuuch.
@Dorian G.,
lol, i dont think anyone deserves to play. thats my point. if you do happen to play? great! if not, oh f*cking well. its not a right. you’re not entitled to sh*t. .
thing is, just because i don’t think the concept of deserving has anything to do with whether he gets back in the league doesnt mean that i dont want to see him get another chance. i do, and i hope he’s able to take full advantage of the opportunity to redeem himself.
@The Champ,
Ok well two separate points. I think we both would like to see Vick get another chance.
But I always disagreed with the notion that athletes don’t “deserve” to play in professional leagues. Maybe because this sentiment mostly seemed to come from 2520 dudes, and I’m always on alert for potential ‘cism.
@Dorian G.,
Mike deserves if i mean have you eva seen him play? dude has a arm like a cannon and can run a 4.3
People seem to agree that cheating, and thereby betrayal are things you just can’t look past. But I have some others, these aren’t even deal breakers though…these are things that might make me attempt to murder you, which basically means that there’s no way in hell i’d consider forgiving you and offering you a second chance. people make mistakes, these aren’t mistakes, these are just plain evil acts:
1) destroy my music collection – if anybody wants to know how to hurt me to my core, this is it. from tapes, to vinyl, to CDs, to instruments, etc. i have well over 3000 physical pieces of music, not to mention my 2 terabytes worth of downloaded digital albums spanning rarities to ray-j. music is my first true love. if a woman were to destroy my music, i just might go to prison. and i’d definitely cry.
2) burn my pictures – there is currently only one actual baby picture of me in existence b/c one of my mother’s ex boyfriends torched them all in a moment of pissedoffedness at her. motherf*cking baby pictures. what kind of evil f*ck do you have to be to destroy something like baby pictures. if my woman burned ANY of my pics or cut one up, she’s officially dead to me. my memories are just that, mine. by ruining them you are intentionally attempting to hurt me by taking away something that means the world to me. f*ck yo couch.
3) seriously offend my sisters – this is only b/c they will make your life and my life a living hell. its easier to just chopblock you.
@Panama Jackson,
“what kind of evil f*ck do you have to be to destroy something like baby pictures”
Oh this is some hoe ish of epic porportions.
@Panama Jackson,
you hit home with the pictures man….I only have a few photos of my daughter (she only lived six weeks..SIDS)…i swear ‘fore God, Jesus and all of ‘em, you touch, take or even cut your eyes at her pictures…? I’d advise you to run…
@Smiley Face,
I only have a few photos of my daughter (she only lived six weeks..SIDS)
oh wow. sorry to hear that
@The Champ,
thank you
@Smiley Face,
dam thas sum tuff shiii bruh
@BLUNTBLAZER,
‘bruh’…? I’m a girl, but thank you
@Smiley Face,
lol, I’m cracking up at how BluntBlazer assumed you were a guy. I woulda NEVER assumed that first based off your moniker. Like, what brotha would name themselves “Smiley Face”? lol
Sounds like something that shoulda been on the list of yesterday’s post.
@Smiley Face,
*sad face*
*hugs*
*gold stars for babies gone to soon*
@Panama Jackson,
I’d have to cosign the music. I also can’t forgive any woman that causes any damage to my sneakers and model cars.
@Panama Jackson,
co-sign on music. might as well just kill me after that.
Things that are unforgivable for me
1) Cheating.
If you want to step out do it. Step out and leave me the f**k alone. Dump me then do what you want to do.
2) Selfishness
If I go out of my way for you I expect the same from you. You think I like inconveniecing myself for you? I do it because I have feelings for you. So when I need you I don’t want to hear how you don’t do this and that. It’s not like I asked for a kidney.
3) Telling me about the next man.
If he did all this for you then leave me alone and go find that ninja.
4) Acting like you are doing me a favor by having sex with me.
The first time you call yourself holding out or cutting me off because of something I wouldn’t do you are done. I can’t forgive that. You are not doing anything special by having sex with me. A fair exchange is no robbery.
@Humble_One, Damn number 4 is real ish. I will hurt feelins if you cut me off for som BS. Not in the mood is cool but spiteful misuse of the Buhgina is a no, no
@Blacklaw,
yea this aint the NFL holdouts dont happen on my team you hold out you get cut and a rookie replaces u
@Humble_One,
“1) Cheating.
If you want to step out do it. Step out and leave me the f**k alone. Dump me then do what you want to do. ”
Word. I never understand mofos that get in committed relationships then see nothing wrong with cheating saying it’s not in their nature to be monogamous. Well, stop wasting both yours and my (more importantly, mine) time and just let your D swing free. If you don’t wanna be committed, why you getting into a relationship that requires it? I can see if it was an open relationship, but unless that was specified, stop frontin’ and just be single.
@Cheekie,
yea i dont do friends wit bene’s either if we bangin you mines untill i stop bangin then your free
@Humble_One, co-sign on that cutting off the chex BS. If sex with me is dead (for good if we’re married with children), so is my obligation to be next to her…and folks wonder why people wanna get married less and divorce more. If sex just doesn’t do it for her anymore, she needs to take her celibate *ss to the convent or another dude and I’ll be more than happy to get back on my grind (double entendre)
@Humble_One,
“4) Acting like you are doing me a favor by having sex with me.”
The nerve.
Being consistently annoying.
These behaviors annoy me:
You only get one chance to stand in front of the TV.
Blasting crap movies.
Telling me ish you read in Essence and Cosmo.
Talking to me about celebs.
Complaining to me about Beyonce constantly, and assorted hating.
Saying that Ether was better than Takeover.
Making D*ck Threats of any kind.
Touching the thermostat.
Asking my opinion and getting angry when it differs from yours.
Getting derelict in your dome duties.
Marking your territory too much. I don’t like being cuffed constantly.
Being loud.
Sleeping all day.
Going to Chicago and not bringing back any Italian Beefs.
@Legendarious Dasherous,
Ether WAS better than the Takeover
@pgh muse,
You need more people.
@Legendarious Dasherous,
“Going to Chicago and not bringing back any Italian Beefs.”
LOL. I hear this. I just went to Portillo’s the other day and had a bomb Italian Beef with Hot Giardiniera Peppers.
*Homer Drool*
I’m just happy you worked the title of one of my top 10 favorite movies ever into the post title.
@miss t-lee,
I loved “Skank Redemption” also. Although the editing was very poor, the quality of the pr0n was WAY better than was standard in 1988.
Or did you mean some other movie?
@Dante_Alexander,
*sniggling*
I obviously missed THAT cinematic masterpiece. I will have to add that to the must see list.
Of course, I meant the Stephen King novella that was made into a movie.
@miss t-lee,
Ahhh… What does “The Mist” have to do with anything?
I kid… I really am smart. Really.
@Dante_Alexander,
I believe you.
The Mist? Oh hecky naw.
@Dante_Alexander,
“I loved “Skank Redemption” also. Although the editing was very poor, the quality of the pr0n was WAY better than was standard in 1988.”
Morgan Freeman was in the remake of The Skank Redemption. His step-granddaughter co-starred*.
*I’m sorry, in advance.
@Cheekie,
*laughing loudly*
You couldn’t write a better plot if you tried.
It’s like Thanksgiving dinner with that fiasco.
@miss t-lee,
Oh, to be the fly on the wall at THEIR Thanksgiving dinner. Wow!
Um, can you pass the incest…I mean, the dressing, please.
Cheekie’s Romantic Boiling Points That May Or May Not Result In Boiling Water on The Sack O’ Nuts:
1. Cheating
1a. Bonus negative points if it’s with my friend and/or family member. I wish a nicca WOULD.
2. Physical violence
2a. Emotional Abuse – That ish cuts to the bone and will only lead to number 2…or follow it, whatever. Point is, it ain’t cool. Don’t be messin’ with my mind or I’ll squirt onion juice in your iris.
3. (Disclaimer: IF there were a baby involved) Child Neglect. I don’t care if you think poopy diapers are gross, so is your morning breath now get in them pampers like a man. And don’t forget the rash cream, ninja.
4. Stealing. I am a Leo so I am a giver…but if you TAKE from me? I’ll take your pride, bish.
5. Disrespect my Mama. You don’t know my mama. And apparently…you don’t know me if you even try to talk ish about her. That classy lady is my heart. Respect her if you wanna share space with her in my heart.
6. Keeping it on the down low, not with Mr Bigg’s girl, but with Mr Bigg himself.
7. Not stopping in your tracks to watch The Color Purple with me when it airs on TV.@Cheekie, I strongly agree with number 6 here but thats falls under lying on my list.
@Cheekie,
#6 requires immediate castration of the guilty DL brother. That is all…good day!
@K to the…,
Co-sign! I’m not violent by nature, but don’t push me!
@K to the…, LOL I think if every woman could suddenly see, there’b be alot of Yunicks (sp) about, going your method K to the…….LOL
any type of abuse…..
cheating
lying/willingfully decieving me… either by purposeful omission or just outright fraudulence,
be honest esp about things that I would need to know, like things that would affect/effect me…..
oh yeah let me add, controlling or possessive behavior
and
manipulation which is really a form of control…
@OrangeStar616,
Is 616 your birthday, or are you from Grand Rapids?
@Dante_Alexander, the born day LOL..honey I am from the (202) and represent represent fully as directed by Nasir Jones
Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmmm….
From the looks of these lists a lot of the VSBs have control issues…
@pgh muse, sssshhhh…you tellin secrets
@pgh muse,
I was about to say!!
Lying/Cheating – Once the trust is gone, then there’s nothing left. My last ex would do anything to avoid an argument and would just tell me what I wanted to hear. Then I found out that he lied to me and our relationship was done.
Putting down my family/culture – Not tolerated at all.
Disrepect – I will not tolerate being disrespected.
Any type of abuse – physical, verbal, emotional
Off topic but I am noticing a trend of corruption in the news recently
http://www.theroot.com/buzz/akas-get-your-girl-post-haste
@Humble_One,
? what do you mean lately? corruption makes the news ALL the time.
and yes it is off topic.
I was hoping TNN stood for “That New Nigga.”
That seems funnier for some reason.
Oh, and didn’t you mean Adolph Goodell?
hmmmm…All of the above ( cheating, etc.) and
Not talking to ME about ME.
If I find out that half of your family, my “friends” and even one (some) of your exes knew about the problem(s) you had with me/ what I did before me ( at all) it’s a done deal.
Really, the whole cheating thing was a given….so….
Onto Michael Vick:
The problem is that the 2520 world, generally right-wing Nazis in thought process, even when claiming to be progressive, has a real hard-on for sticking it especially to Black criminals and ex-offenders. A Black male often may as well be executed upon being charged, let alone conviction. Vick may as well have killed a white woman* and a cop to boot in many of their eyes. He already insulted them by daring to be an NFL quarterback, considered a field position reserved for “them”…so committing a crime of any kind had them itching to strip him naked of everything and strand him on a desert island (he’s not even good enough for that in many minds). Physical lynching may not be OK in society, but lynching by disenfranchisement is.
What’s really funny though, is that his brother Marcus seemed to be a far worse person (not on Lawrence Phillips’ level, but still) and I hadn’t heard a peep from since when the dogfighting charges came up.
All that said, something is kinda off about being into dogfighting as a hobby. And then to kill them off too?
He could have let them stray or sold them to some Vietnamese and no one would have been the wiser.*I’m surprised killing a white woman isn’t a mandatory federal capital offense by now.
“this is a lie. the chances of me forgiving someone who gives Captain Obvious third-degree burns are the same as the possibility that Ann Coulters adams apple isn’t bigger than her balls.”
DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I have A LIST that I created many years ago as a gauge to what I would and wouldnt accept in relationships and what would make me leave. I developed my list right before I got married because based on past relationships I KNOW THAT I AM PETTY! Some of the things on the list were: physical abuse, verbal abuse, emotional abuse, cheating, extreme laziness, inability to hold a job and help support the fam, etc. My list also included drug & alcohol abuse BUT I had question marks next to those because depending on the situation I was willing to be there for that person if they needed help….maybe. So throughout my years of marriage if he did something and I thought about leaving him I would pull out the list and be like SH*T THAT’S NOT ON THE LIST!
Eventually I realized that my list was too broad & I started adding stuff like “NOT PUTTING THE CAP ON THE TOOTHPASTE”, “NOT USING A COASTER”, “BREATHING”, “CRUNCHING TOO LOUDLY”, “COMING HOME”. This is the point where my marriage ended
@Yaa,
LMAO @ “breathing” and “coming home”!!!!!!! HAHA
Numba #1 on my list is cheating. I’m too sensitive for that ish…. && I know that if I were to stay with that person the relationship would neva be the same because I would always suspect they were cheating && I could never fully trust them. Like some otha people stated above, if you don’t want to be with me just leave.
Numba #2- emotional/verbal abuse. Self explanatory.
Three- Physical abuse….. Idk why I think emotional/verbal abuse is worse…. well actually I do. In abusive relationships what makes the person being abused stay is the emotional abuse not the physical. Someone has to gain control over your mind before you can allow them to mistreat your body like that. && even after the physical abuse ends the emotional scars stay with you and take much longer to heal.
Other things I wouldn’t want to put up with:
-Constantly lying about stupid stuff…. like saying you can’t spend time with me today becus you’re busy doing something important && then i found out you’re just playing video games with your friends.. dumb. (&& on top of that i’ve always found it “supspect” if a guy likes spending more time w/ his friends then his girl… i mean yea we can get annoying but are you really gonna tell me that a straight guy is gonna choose basketball over booty?)
-Disrespecting my family/friends…. someone else mentioned this and i agree that this is unacceptable. its ok for you to not LOVE all my friends and family but unless they do something that warrants you talking ish about them, there is NO reason why you should constantly be badmouthing them. especially saying ish like “you’re friend [insert name here] is ugly as hell”…. stuff that is just unnecessary and you’re not dating her so who cares?
@Anonymiss,
Depends on the booty. If I tap it on the regular, but I haven’t had a good run in while, I’ll probably go ball.
You’ll be there when I get home, but there aren’t many things worse than missing out on a great run.
Not loving me. If I ain’t getting the love, we ain’t got sh*t to talk about. Word is bond.
@WuDaMan,
If I got to beg you to love me. HIT THE MOTHER EFFIN BRICKS! & I’m not talkin about when we playing n sh*t.
I am going to have to say… F.U.CC.I.N’ WITH MY DAYUM MONEY!!!!!!
Outside of an act from God had delivered with a signature from the Sweet Baby Jesus, signed in the blood of a lamb…. Ninja you BETTA not mess with, or mess up my finances. I have worked my arse off trying to save up all 337 dollas and 56 cent I have in my bank account, and I’ll be damned if I allow some man to put a financial strain on my lifestyle. But reallytho, If I’m at work checking my Chase acct. online, and notice that my few lil bread crumbs have been tampered with, without my concent, … He would want to have a purchased a ticket clean out of the good ole’ USA. Forgiveness would be the LAST thing on my mind.. Homicide would be the first! I had a girfriend take a 2nd mortgage out on her home after finally paying for it… She actually took out 60k to pay off all her bills, buy a new car…. put a lil supmthin in her acct, and that ninja withdrew 500 dollas a day for a whole dayum week before she even knew it…. She pressed charges and everythang… but if it was my money… I would have taken it out of his soul!
@Laneianna, that’s some foul shet, wonder what he did with it. Not to condone stealing fom soneone, but oftentimes what one plans for the money is even fouler than actually taking it.
Getting ripped for child support, for example, is OK as long as it’s for actual needs as opposed to the woman going out buying herself a dress, chain, some cocaine, and dinner at Crustaceans with another ninja/her little friends…
Makes me think of even worse stories like dudes still having to pay alimony when a chick is seeing someone else and refusing to marry the new guy in order to still rip her ex-husband. I don’t care if he nuked the house with the entire maternal side of her family in it on a whim, that is just foul to DEETH! (note pronunciation)
I have been reading this blog for a long time and I have never commented before, but something made me post today; I don’t know why. I’ve noticed that overall, most people find cheating absoultuely unforgivable. I disagree. I have never cheated in any way, shape, or form, but I have been cheated on before, and I am not incapable of forgiveness. I was more likely, however, to have forgiven him because of the following:
1) He confessed after it happened
2) This was his first transgression
3) It was a one-night stand and not some relationship that has been happening for a long time
With that being said, I would have forgiven him anyway, even if the above criteria had not been met. Everyone makes mistakes. If it happens again, I’m out. But I have seen that he is remoreseful and that he has changed, so I got past it.
If he had cheated on me with a man though, it would have been OVER, because that’s a betrayal of gargantuan proportions. It would have been a Sisyphean, futile task indeed to try and get past that, because that would mean that his whole identity–and our whole relationship–is a lie.
So I guess my only dealbreaker is being on the Down Low. That, and not knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Drives me insane. (I’m joking about that last part…kinda)
@Intellectual_Sista, aw thanks for de-lurking!!!
You know, I think I agree with you. I think most people want to say they won’t forgive a cheater, but I have a feeling we do. Not to mention, if you are truly in love with someone and they cheat…you don’t INSTANTLY not love them. Some probably try to reconsider, or think up excuses to stay and work it out. For marriage, I think most people should forgive and work on it.