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no returns: the ten worst gifts you can give a woman

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ever since adam made the fateful mistake of buying eve a mammoth skin handbag for valentines day when she specifically asked for velociraptor, knowing what and what not to purchase a woman has been one of the toughest questions for a man to ponder

today, as a service from vsb.com, the champ has decided to share the ten worst gifts you can give a woman to hopefully ensure that you vsb’s out there don’t pull an adam and accidentally make your eve’s eden drier than paul mooney

1. your d*ck in the inbox

actually, this applies to all unsolicited pictures of yourself. randomly sharing those gphone cam pics you took in the mirror last week that show off your “perfect goatee” is one of the quickest ways to go from “he’s cool” to “he’s cool, but i think he likes nuts on his chest”

2. a new gym membership and any other out of the blue workout paraphernalia

while its perfectly ok to renew gym memberships or purchase track shoes and treadmills for your girl if she’s already a workout fanatic, bringing up even the faintest hint that she needs to hit the gym is a bad idea on par with “i think “keeping it up with the van gundy’s” would be a great p*rn series” and “wow. that raccoon is so cute. i wonder if it can fit in my mouth”

3. crabs

although herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, crabs creates a cruel and confusing conundrum because of the obvious permanent negative imagery it gives seafoodies.

basically, while the herpe might stall her horse riding and nude sailing days, the coochie crabs will ruin red lobster forever

barbie as rapunzel movie download

4. an anonymous drink from across the room the water horse legend of the deep online

***filed under: “bagging techniques that only work in beer commercials or if your last name happens to be elba, kodjoe, champ, clooney, or pitt”***

5. an abortion

hey capitán, when she asked you to be more considerate about sex, “hey, babe. after work lets head down to the abortion clinic. i heard they’re having a special this week, and there’s a chick-fil-a right around the corner” probably isn’t what she had in mind.

my advice: pearl necklace

6. clothes from any store with a “one-size for all” plastic bag.

thank-you-plastic-t-shirt-shopping-bag

lets put it this way: if you’re buying her a vsb baby-tee and the sales clerk stuffs it in the same six gallon garbage bag perps use to hide dead hookers on CSI, the thought still counts, but she probably won’t give a f*ck

7. candy from the p*rn store, even if they have a sale on snickers (her favorite)

***filed under: “sh*t the champ had to learn the hard way”***

8.  anything that’s breathing (unless she explicitly suggests it)

this includes, pets, exotic plants, big brothers, big sisters applications, and midgets

9. lotion or a new brand of deodorant

unless, of course, you’re training for a marathon and you’re intentionally aiming for three straight months of desert d*ck

10. anything she can use to efficiently plot your demise and/or murder

this includes guns, cutlery, account passwords, bleach, razors, pre-sharpened pencils, darts, the “dexter” box set, and nude pictures of your better looking ex

very smart brothas, sistas, and things named “blackberry molasses”, i know i’m forgetting a few. any suggestions?

—the champ

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Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He resides in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes.

  • http://lizburr.com Liz

    don’t buy me pots and pans. i get it–you’re hungry.

    • eff yo couch

      @Liz,

      lol, I did this last year for my girls 30th b-day. I keep joking about doing that for about a year and I finally did it. Getting her pots and shyt was the set up for the real gift, which was a Louie hand bag. I wrapped all boxes up. By the time she unwrapped the 6th box of non-stick frying pans, she wanted to bust me upside my head with one of them. lol

      I still don’t she what she was mad for, those pots and pan were expensive. And I must say those non stick frying pans make a mean grilled cheese

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @eff yo couch,

        And I must say those non stick frying pans make a mean grilled cheese

        this is true. and great pancakes

        • Ivy St.

          @The Champ,
          what do you know about making pancakes or a grill cheese? lol!

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Ivy St.,

            cheese deez

        • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ iloVEGrits

          @The Champ,

          ya know, I LOVE to cook and have some high end cook ware, so if someone wanted to add a pan or high end blender, pasta maker, etc. to the stash, I’m game.

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @The Champ,
          they make good fried egg samiches too lol

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @eff yo couch, yeah, how can you get upset over getting quality cookware?

        • http://www.blackcynic.com/blog T. Troy Stewart

          @Panama Jackson, you can never have enough quality cookware…besides, Teflon doesn’t jack you up as much as those old school cast iron skillets.

          • http://mysixcents.wordpress.com klysha

            @T. Troy Stewart, Teflon doesn’t jack you up as much unless you cook with it….that stuff is full of toxins….granted a Teflon head lump might be a little less painful than a cast iron head lump.

        • http://lizburr.com Liz

          @Panama Jackson, Busters. the whole lot of you. buy me some quality cookware on a Sunday. Not my birthday or anniversary or valentine’s day.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @Liz, buster deez. lol.

            • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

              @Panama Jackson,

              lol

            • http://lizburr.com Liz

              @Panama Jackson, i hate you. both of you!!! watch ur not gonna be able to log in tomorrow!

              login deez.

        • Me fail english?

          @Panama Jackson,

          lol. Quality cookware is great…363 days of the year. On my bday or Jesus’, I want smthg more fun. How would yall feel if we got yall “quality hand tools” for Christmas

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @Me fail english?, hell, right about now? i’d love it. i’ve had my eye on a freakin’ reciprocating saw for like two months now. for what reason? i have no clue.

            i stay watching HGTV right now and been wanting to do some home repair!!!

          • http://thephiladelphianegro.blogspot.com/ ThePhiladelphiaNegro

            @Me fail english?, Yeah-count me in on the quality power tools too. Home ownership is a muh-fugga and what these cats are out here charging for labor has forced a bruh to get more handy…

        • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

          @Panama Jackson,

          I concur. I’ll take quality cookware anytime of the day. I love me some kitchen appliances. :)

    • Yaa

      @Liz, I think if you are a person that enjoys cooking & he gets you a nice set then he is paying attention!! I would hit my knees giving thanks for a nice Le Creuset set (take that how you want to LOL)

      • Me fail english?

        @Yaa,

        Cooking and hitting the knees, huh? Why would a man let you divorce him?! lol

        • Yaa

          @Me fail english?, EXACTLY…I am friggin catch

    • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

      @Liz,

      I actually love getting kitchen appliances… from anybody… Shoot, those KitchenAid mixers can go as high as $400, I’ll take it!

  • RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens

    *sighs* The worst gift I ever received from a dude was a cordless phone – on VALENTINE’S DAY! But yeah, he’s my fiance now – don’t judge me, lol.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens,

      he just wanted to keep you close and sh*t.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens, if you had said a corded phone maybe…but what with technology in like 2001, some of those cordless phones were quite exciting. they did all kinds of cool sh*t like. i used to love the “flash” button.

      yay!

      • Peysonic Temple #69

        @Panama Jackson, You gonna have to go ahead and puase that “yay!”

  • RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens

    Champ, I just wanna add that I’m mad at your tags, lol. “crab and crab like subtances”? LMAO – you’s a nut for real!

    • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

      @RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens, did your phone break that same week? Was it the top of the line cordless? I need more details :p

      • eff yo couch

        @El,

        I agree, was it the free football shape phone you get when you order a subscription to Sports Illustrated?

        I always wanted one of those phones. lol

        • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

          @eff yo couch, LMAO!! You are tripping. Do they still give those? You just took me back in time! Was it a clear phone that lights up when it rings?? I couldn’t resist.

          • RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens

            @El, & eff yo couch,

            See, yall just wrong, lol. It was a funky-butt V-Tech phone – no caller ID screen, no nothing. Just a plain cordless phone. But the point was that it was Valentine’s day, and that’s not really a romantic gift to give – ya dig?

            • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

              @RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens, I hear you and yes that was some bs! V-tech….classic. V-day is always overrated but we got your point.

            • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

              @RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens, phones are the most.romantic.gifts.ever.

              what says love and romance like “i actually want to talk to you”

              hell, i broke up with two chicks for talking to me when i didnt want them to speak. used to call me with silly sh*t like, “hello” and “can you come pick me up, my car broke down”

              gtfohwtbs.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @eff yo couch,

          I always wanted one of those phones. lol

          i had a basketball phone from the age of 12 up until 17. whenever it would ring it would light up and go “swish” over and over again

          • Intellectual Hedonist

            @The Champ, stop lying you still have that phone

            • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

              @Intellectual Hedonist,

              you’re right, i do. its stored underneath my bed, right next to your dignity.

            • Intellectual Hedonist

              @Intellectual Hedonist, my dignity is well in tact and has never been under anyone’s (especially yours) bed. A closet perhaps but never under a bed.

            • 8th Wonder

              you’re right, i do. its stored underneath my bed, right next to your dignity.”

              Aif Wondra~ She was cool n shyt
              1983-2009

            • Intellectual Hedonist

              @Intellectual Hedonist, damn 8th how you gonna play me like that I thought we were e-peeps

            • 8th Wonder

              I’m sorry, it was just too funny….I had to die.

  • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

    Before I make a comment bout this post, I’d like to say that I’m DEVASTATED that I missed the “10 things you should know about SPADES” post. I did all types of wall slides. WHYYY did I have to be tah’d & working??/ WHAYYYYYYYYY???

    *wall slides again*

    Jeebs hold my Dereon glittered gym shoes (with the gold soles) as I scoot down ur aisle in the name of Your FAVVA, you, Meshack, Shadrack and that Billy Goat. Oh I coulda spread my IG all throughout that post!!!

    Mkay i’m done lamenting. Carry on.

    • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

      @Thuggie Luvvie, sorry you missed out on that spades topic the other day. It was classic. Just so happens I had to open up a can of whup a$$ on Sunday at the park. Call me “white girl” all you want. I ran that table!!! And, we bid a boston and made a boston. Man, watch out!!!!!! We the best :-)

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @El,

        white girl?

        • http://www.blackcynic.com/blog T. Troy Stewart

          @The Champ, I was going to call her Teddy Ruxpin

        • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

          @The Champ, some people think I speak proper. Well, not really some people, just the hood ni**a’s in GA. Because they don’t finish their words and I do, I must be white. **Rolling my eyes at the name**

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Thuggie Luvvie, you art forgiven for thine absenceth.

      yay-men.

  • Sheffield Swats

    Anything that you already told me you bought for your last girl on her bday/v-day/xmas (and then forgot you told me)…i.e. some “Build-a-bear” b.s., a Bath & Body Works lotion set, or the movie “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”. For some reason I’ve dated 2 dudes who tried to recycle game. More disrespectful than not buying sh**.

    @Thuggie Luvie Jeebs hold my Dereon glittered gym shoes (with the gold soles)

    Anything Baby Phat, House o’ Deron, Rocawear, JLo, Apple Bottoms, Vokal, GUnit, or any perfume that smells like a recording artist or herpes-having “heiress”. Matter of fact, drive by an inner city high school….don’t buy me anything that the class of 2010 is wearing. Thx.

    • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

      @Sheffield Swats,

      “Matter of fact, drive by an inner city high school….don’t buy me anything that the class of 2010 is wearing. Thx”

      Yeah me and them urban youths best not be rocking the same gear.

    • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

      @Sheffield Swats, co sign. Do, I look like I advertise for free???? Seriously! Have you ever seen me rock urban gear regularly. Just because I like the way babyphat jeans fit does not mean I need some rocawear, seanjean for women, or applebottoms. *rolling my eyes*

      • JamaicanGirl

        @El, I know thats right, as if i would be caught dead in a coogie dress or applebottom jeans. I wish a ninja would!

        • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

          @JamaicanGirl, actually, my ninja did buy me some applebottom capris. I always have to wear a long shirt when I wear them. CRAZY! But we had a talk so he wont do it again. LOL

      • Intellectual Hedonist

        @El, I have apple bottom jeans but only because I got them for free when my girls worked and designed for them… I dont think I have ever worn them, I need to give them to good will.

    • miss t-lee

      @Sheffield Swats,
      “Matter of fact, drive by an inner city high school….don’t buy me anything that the class of 2010 is wearing. Thx.”

      ‘fa sho!!!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Sheffield Swats,

      For some reason I’ve dated 2 dudes who tried to recycle game

      if it aint broke…

      • Sheffield swats

        @The Champ, prob is, it IS broke. Grrrr. Maybe I’m just exposing my unadulterated hatred of stuffed animals. They’re craptastic.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Sheffield Swats, Matter of fact, drive by an inner city high school….don’t buy me anything that the class of 2010 is wearing. Thx.

      i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again…there is TOO MUCH FASHION in America right now.

      i blame Ed Hardy and Jim Jones for this. Ed Hardy released those horrid ubercolorful shirts and skin-tight things that made dudes look tatted up…next thing you know everybody’s looking like a damn box of skittles wearing clothes that are 3 sizes too small.

      which is kind of funny since Andre 3000 said on the “walk it out remix” to “take that thing 2 sizes down”

      i hate skinny jeans. and american apparel.

      and jim jones wore ed hardy so he’s to blame.

      actually, i blame Harlem.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Panama Jackson,

        its it ironic that the most homophobic rap crew in hip-hop history helped to spare head the extra medium age we’re in now?

        • Dante_Alexander

          @The Champ,

          In a totally unrelated note, has anyone ever noticed the latent homo-ness of “The Chronic”?

          Blasphemous? No. Not at all.

          Listen to Dre Day. I can’t tell you how I felt actually thinking about those lyrics.

          Prison Gay, the whole lot.

          Anyway, Gangstaliscious and the rest of DipSet are solely to blame for many things. Among them: Global Warming, Ms. Cleo, and airbrushed Timbs.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Dante_Alexander,

            In a totally unrelated note, has anyone ever noticed the latent homo-ness of “The Chronic”?

            well, i do think there was/is a dr.dre=gay rumor floating around. maybe he was trying to send a different type of message

  • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

    Oh. Was supposed to add to topic at hand. Well here it goes:

    *An appliance or tool of some sort. Don’t get me nothing from Home Depot, unless my fridge just broke down

    *Bad Birthday Chex (No Jeremih). Come w/ the ammo on THAT day. Extra moves? Show me. Them new boxer briefs? Break em out!

    What will probably lead to you getting to see the special red lace:

    *The Kindle – I want one soooo bad! I’m a nerd. Get me the Kindle so I can read books everywhere w/o the hassle of lugging them around? Yeah, King Treatment.

    *Them shoes I got my eyes on. Just picture them on my feets & me rocking a trench coat. You will enjoy.

    That’s all I gots for now.

    • i’m overit, BOO

      @Thuggie Luvvie, the trench coat or just a scarf, same effect, lmao.

      actually i’d so do the trench.

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

        @i’m overit, BOO,

        Same here. I saw this DOPE Burberry trench. To afford it, I’d have to sell my ovaries :-(. So I shall drool from afar

        • Me fail english?

          @Thuggie Luvvie,

          No need to hock the proto-Luv’s! I got a fly arse Burberry trench from an outlet in May for $600. Owwww

          • Peysonic Temple #69

            @Me fail english?, more people are a necessity.

            • Me fail english?

              @Peysonic Temple #69,

              Or how about a receipt. Right at Tanger in Riverhead. Zippered lining and errythang 8)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Thuggie Luvvie,

      “Come w/ the ammo on THAT day. Extra moves? Show me.”

      so you’re saying he should break out those spectacular moves he was studying on youtube?

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

        @The Champ,

        No.

        iRebuke that in the name of non-tangy men everywhere. Get thee behind me, Firecrotch!!!

      • http://twitter.com/jaect Jae

        @The Champ, I’m so mad “we gon’ get tipsy…” just popped in my head.

        I can never look at a spin/turn move in the same light. Why Spec?

    • http://stickwithyocat.blogspot.com/ iloVEGrits

      @Thuggie Luvvie,

      “Them shoes I got my eyes on. Just picture them on my feets & me rocking a trench coat. You will enjoy.”

      Interesting…I don’t want a guy buying me shoes. That’s my hobby. lol. Buying me clothes (other than fancy under garments, sports gear or a something like that) isn’t something I’d necessarily want a guy to do.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @iloVEGrits,

        Interesting…I don’t want a guy buying me shoes

        to be honest, im kind of the same way. you have to prove you have taste first (and its compatible with mine) before im giddy with you buying me sh*t to rock.

      • http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com Thuggie Luvvie

        @iloVEGrits,

        If he knows I want the shoes, I see no probs with him buying it. Of course if he was to come home w/ some white Chanclattas (some laundromat specials chunky shoes), then we may have to break up from his lack of taste.

      • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

        @iloVEGrits,

        I am with you. I don’t want a guy buying me shoes, or clothes or even accessories… Matter of fact, I don’t even like a guy shopping with me. Let me go shop and then show the clothes off to you, how about that?

        • http://freetherapyorelse.blogspot.com Sula

          Re:accessories… Jewelry is THE exception.

  • Nola Darling

    It really is the thought that counts. The worst gift I’ve received was a TV. There was no thought in that. I already had a TV that worked just fine. Its not like he benefited from the TV because we hung at his place more than mine.

    I like getting gifts that aren’t things I would buy for myself but clearly show you thought about me and what I like. If you get me something practical and/or thoughtless I feel like you saved me a trip to the store and my gratitude does not extend beyond that sentiment.

    • RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens

      @Nola Darling,
      “If you get me something practical and/or thoughtless I feel like you saved me a trip to the store and my gratitude does not extend beyond that sentiment.”

      Zackly! I completely agree with you on this.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Nola Darling,

      I like getting gifts that aren’t things I would buy for myself but clearly show you thought about me and what I like

      who doesnt like a tv???

      • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

        @The Champ,
        4 real i need a new tv had the same one since 99 its been coast to coast with me even had it in college

        • Me fail english?

          @BLUNTBLAZER,

          This just made me realize that I had the same tv since I was in the eighth grade. Which is probably why bf won’t watch the fight at my crib…Betch!

          • RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens

            @Me fail english?,

            “Which is probably why bf won’t watch the fight at my crib…Betch!”

            Girl, don’t nobody wanna watch a fight in black and white. ;)

            • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

              @RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens,
              shiiiiiii if i was at my gf crib dam a fight im tryna go 12 rounds on the matress “lets get ready to rumble”

            • Me fail english?

              @RedBeanzNRice w/Collard Greens,

              lol!

              …or hot pink, which is how everything appears in the upper left corner now.

  • Selah

    @ Champ, “your d*ck in the inbox”

    yesss… this is just NOT okay. The last dude who sent me pics got cut (from my phone, not with a sharp object lol)…… he was all greased up and errr thang. ….. Can’t lie tho, me and my girls got a good laugh out of that. lol

    • http://lizburr.com Liz

      @Selah, i to have gotten this in my iPhone inbox. Sigh. Def fun for laughs. Def not a turn on tho. All I am thinkin about is the scene of the crime, not the object of affection. How stupid do you look takin pics of your packages?

      • Selah

        @Liz,

        “How stupid do you look takin pics of your packages?”

        very… very stupid. lol and PUHLEEZE do not send me a text/email talkin bout “now YOU send ME some” …. yea, NO. lol

        • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

          @Selah,
          hey i gotta collection of chicks in my phone me an my homies compare broads. kinda like “look at these tig-o’s”. “naw dawg look at these lungs” lol

          • Selah

            @BLUNTBLAZER,

            “naw dawg look at these lungs”

            *DEAD* …. and since I don’t wanna be the broad that gets compared to another broad in some mans phone… i’ll sticks with my first answer. no pics! lol

            • Me fail english?

              @Selah,

              word. I don’t even send out face pics. I mean, what if I have to fake like I don’t know you one day??? Now you got the proof complete with ambient lighting

    • i’m overit, BOO

      @Selah, why do i get the *pics of the dude with a bigger rack than me? i make people feel too comfortable, lol.

      ok, it was one, but…i see it now. f*ck. his life.

      • Selah

        @i’m overit, BOO,

        “bigger rack than me” …

        LMAO …This is why I tell dudes upfront: do not send me any nekkid pics….. unless i specifically request them (insert wink here)

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Selah, you know, i’ll never understand for the life of me why ANY DUDE would do this. and yes, i’m judging you if you do and/or have done this. lol.

      first off…if things go badly between you and your chick, your biz is SO getting plastered on cell phones across america. its like instant ammo to be used against you in the near future.

      bad.bizness.

      • Selah

        @Panama Jackson, d*mn. consider me judged then. lol… but i promise not to do it no mo’!

  • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

    I agree with 1 and 2. In the past this guy thought it was cute to send me naked pics. It wasn’t. In fact it got old quick and I used to forward the pics to all my friends and we would laugh at the girl tank he wore and how he sent the same pics in a rotation. Gross.

    My bf once gave me a how to get perfect abs magazine out the blue saying he thought about me when he saw it. Ummmmmmm, I have never had a 6 pack before in my life; and hell, I will even go on record now and say, I probably never will… wtf.

    I am so glad I can’t relate to the other rules. Candy from the porn store still has me thinking I wish a ni**a would!

    • i’m overit, BOO

      @El, he aint get no candy from the porn store. that’s just ugly, lol.

      • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

        @i’m overit, BOO, Yes he did. I’m going in a porn store tomorrow to check out this alleged candy selection.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @El,

          “I’m going in a p*rn store tomorrow to check out this alleged candy selection.”

          mmmhmmm. going to check out candy, huh?

          • Me fail english?

            @The Champ,

            lol

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @The Champ, i neva knew they had a candy section.
            Crazy but tru story i saw my ex at a chex store one night that was a weird convo lol

          • http://www.myspace.com/Elendak El

            @The Champ, I mean, I might as well pick up some oils and a new DVD while I am there with gas prices being so high and all :p

  • i’m overit, BOO

    Champ,

    ” “wow. that raccoon is so cute. i wonder if it can fit in my mouth” PLEASE CONTAIN YOURSELF! lmao, wth. Also, I like how the product placement..

    *dream sequence: overit frolicking in DC with a vsb shirt*

    I think I want a tee! lmao..

    What not to get: The Twilight series “cause you like Harry Potter”, ninja, BYE! next.

    What to get: A gift card from Levenger!!

    • Ivy St.

      @i’m overit, BOO,
      Hmm I always thought gift cards were the easy way out. I want something I can hold in my hand for a long time.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @Ivy St.,

        I want something I can hold in my hand for a long time.

        i’m sure you do

        • 8th Wonder

          *chuckle*

          • http://www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

            @8th Wonder,
            aww champ why you let her off the hook like that lol

            • Ivy St.

              @BLUNTBLAZER,
              Cause he knows I’m not the one!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @Ivy St., too easy drill sargent, too easy.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @i’m overit, BOO,

      I think I want a tee! lmao..

      tee deez