The Nudie Trinity » VSB

Today at VSB, we’re relinquishing the podium to a new name on the street, the blogless wonder and 3q97wvhomey Sasha Elaine. After a spirited debate about nude pics, I told her she should just write a post about them. Lo and behold she did. Heeeeeeeeeere we go. Welcome to the floor, Sasha Elaine!

Every few months there is a Twitter debate about nude photos. Men and women, Deloitte employees and the ratchet alike (although the two aren’t mutually exclusive), discuss what I call the Nudie Trinity:

§  Should women send men naked photos?

§  Do women appreciate unsolicited penis pictures?

§  Are women who send nude photos putting themselves at risk to never becoming FLOTUS?

Honestly, we could settle this all by having a panel sponsored by Dark N Lovely featuring Cornel West and never have this convo again. But right now I still think those folks are talking about the Black women and marriage crisis, so until they’re off that…

Ladies, in most cases*, it makes little to no sensefor you to send someone a photo of yourself entangled in sheets while you’re biting on your index finger, freshly coated in a zebra and glitter design you borrowed from a YouTube tutorial.

One of three things could happen:

1.       You take an AMAZING photo that makes you look like a cross between Stacey Dash and Nicole Behari with a pinch of Gabrielle Union. What does any self-respecting man do with a banging photo of a Dash/Behari/Union mashup? SHOW EVERYONE, DUH! And you know, with GroupMe, Twitter, mass text messaging apps, Google Hangouts, and the NSA (I KNEW Scandal was real life!!), it’s not a good look. There’s nothing awesome about showing up at a happy hour, meeting a man who says “You look familiar… wait do you have a strawberry on your inner left thigh? I knew that was you!” Not like that has happened to me before. (Panama Note: Ain’t nan’ man gon’ show pics of his woman. He may, however, show pics to folks of women he’s just smashing that he doesn’t care about. Chances are, he won’t even share pics of exes. The private stash is real.)

2.       You take a HORRIBLE photo that makes you look like you just returned from Coachella, extremely sleep-deprived with raccoon eyes. What does any self-respecting individual do with a photo of a nude zombie who thinks she’s sexy? MAKE IT A MEME AND SHOW EVERYONE, DUH! The next thing you know, your photo has made its way to BuzzFeed or at the very least the inbox of every Que in the Chi Zeta Lambda Eta chapter. You’re officially known as the “#RememberThatGirlThatReggieWasSmashingWhoseEyesWereCrossedInThatOnePhoto” Girl. (Panama Note: Ladies, I’m not completely sure what a horrible nude photo looks like. If you think you have one, send it on so that I can see what this actually looks like. Ktxbi.)

3.       You take an AVERAGE photo, and well… then you’re the girl who took an average nude photo. Who wants to look average when they’re naked? And wasn’t the purpose to turn him (or her) on? Still a loss. (Panama Note: This is almost never the case. I can’t ever remember a man saying, “awww, shucks…she just sent me an average picture of her boobs…I could have had a V8.” Women always need V8. I’m not even sure men drink that sh*t. We’re just happy we got a boob shot.)

For the fellas… who told you that women enjoyed pics of a lonely, (typically) erect penis? Who was the first man to do this? Who started it? Interestingly enough, most men are under the impression that a penis alone is enough to get a woman’s jets going. For some reason, men rarely send full body naked photos. Just the penis. Here’s my real question: what’s the expected response? “Ooh, I’m on my way over. Keep it up! Literally!” Guys, when you send a naked photo, women are forced to awkwardly reply:

1.       Please don’t send me your genitalia.

2.       Oh… ok. That’s what’s up.

3.       What’s that?

*Note: It’s probably ok to send your husband/wife a naked photo. If word gets out that you sent your hubby a photo, then… your nickname will be “ReggiesAmazingWife”.

So what do you think? Is it ever a good idea to send a naked pic? Is it not that big a deal? Have any fun stories re nudie photos? Where do you stand on the nude selfie?

-Sasha Elaine

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  • Maris

    Nudes are awesome. Too bad so few effed the game up for so many. I have a tumblr saved for any time I need a reminder of that fact. PostN*des/PostExes/ LemmeSeeYouN*ked is real.
    Oh, and women prefer the “V” to the “D”. And only if we are together. Otherwise, it’s just weird.

    • JayIzUrGod

      Remember Photobucket? Ooooh my Photobucket was glorious before they got all whiny about saving nudes on there. Dozens of pages I had, dozens of them I say!

      • mayne my photobucket would make an epic tumblr

    • 321mena123

      V to the D?

      • Yoles
        • yAAAAAAAAASSS! you beat me to it by a second! But two D’Angelo’s is better than one!

        • 321mena123

          This video gave me so much life back in high school (or was it junior high) before i even knew what “giving life” was all about!!! LAWDAMERCY!!!

        • Was I the only one with my nose pressed to the tv screen tryna look down and see more?? Just me? Oh. LMAO

          • Yoles

            *cues the late great michael jackson*

            you are not alone, i was there with you…

            shooo i tried to watch it wide screen to see if it would pan out.. i was hypnotized and we didn’t even see much… he got us

            • And then he gained 200lbs and went to jail -___-

              • Yoles

                it was the heroin but i heard he’s cleaning up & shedding the bloat… stay tuned
                *fingers crossed*

          • panamajackson

            *dead*

          • PivotTable

            But isn’t that what made that video hands down ridiculously sexy??? The closeups of his flawless face. His stomach. His shoulders. His lower abdomen… If they showed everything I would take away the sexy factor for me.

        • Rachmo

          I can’t…my…sighs deeply

          • Yoles

            it is ok girl… we are all here in the same boat, just looking and hoping

        • nillalatte

          damnnn… wth did I miss today?!

      • Is the V that pelvic region that D’Angelo made famous on the ‘Untitled’ video? (I swear I got ALLA my chex education from that one shot).

        http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Untitled_Video_Snapshot.jpg

        • 321mena123

          Dude, do you remember d@mn near trying to look all the way into your TV when this video came on. And then he was sweating and rubbed against his nipple. YES!

          • I’m mad my mama did not know this video existed until 2010. LOL. I must’ve been in my bedroom watching BET Uncut, looking for something to … lemme stop. lol.

    • miss t-lee

      “Oh, and women prefer the “V” to the “D”

      I prefer both…lol

    • panamajackson

      I think we all have tumblrs bookmarked. And by all, I mean most people I know.

  • JayIzUrGod

    Fun facts.

    1) From 2004 – 2010, I had a glorious, and I mean GLORIOUS collection of nude pics. Women of all shapes and sizes, and it never got old how easy they gave these pics up. Fun times indeed…until my computer caught a virus. In my infinite wisdom, I had saved the folder to Yahoo…but I don’t remember the info, so all that nudity is lost in obscurity.

    2) I have met several women offline when I had already seen them naked online. Chicks forget mad people used to make exposed websites back in the day, and people would just put up random pics of whoever they smashed, wanted to smash, or had already smash and hated the chick. Its very odd to care about impressing someone in the first 5 minutes if you’ve already seen them naked.

    3) Panama…there are such things as HORRIBLE NUDES. Ashy skin. Extra nipples. Vajay-jays that sincerely fought Mike Tyson, Roy Jones Jr. & Manny Pacquio on the same night. I have seen some horrid things, the internet was once a very wild place. Plus nothing worse than someone trying to be sexy in a dirty room. Mold > DD cups.

    And…personally..I feel sorry for you ladies. I have no idea why men only give peen pics, but I do distinctly remember only being asked for peen pics instead of full body pics, so maybe other men have the same story.

    • Sahel

      The Life and Times of Rewind

      • JayIzUrGod

        Every time I think I have lived a boring life…I remember something that totally contradicts that point.

    • panamajackson

      You’re right, there are horrible nudes. There are entire tumblrs dedicated to them. I just think most of those aren’t the types that most of us are getting. Of course, if you mess with a chick with no shame then…well that’s your fault.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        Agreed. But even still, there are the pics of someone who looked bad as hell from a certain angle or with clothes, only for the clothes to come off and proper lighting. Then begins the horror show.

    • Sasha Elaine

      You’ve seen extra nipples?? You my friend, might be the patron saint of nudies.

      • JayIzUrGod

        Indeed I have, Oklahoma chick, no shame at all. Kind of cute, it was.

  • Nudes are good in my book. I strictly adhere to not having my face in said pictures though *shrug* I definitely have specific markers that would link my headless body shots to me (tattoo, piercings, scars) but you would have had to seen me naked in real life to identify all that.

    The only time I’m turned off by twig and berry pictures, is when I haven’t requested them. If I’m requesting said pic, it’s probably because you’ve been bragging and I’m calling your bluff. Truth be told some, VSBs have not been bluffing as it relates to their packages. *skips off into the sunset*

    • BreezyX2

      Has TX10inch been sending you pictures?!?!??

      • I ain’t giving up no names, but he might be.

        • Tx10inch

          Nopeenpics.com

          • Lol well @BreezyX2:disqus therein lies the answer you seek.

            • Yoles

              there was about to be a rumble in the internet jungle if tx was sending pics and did not request my addy… a rumble i say!!!!!

              • 321mena123

                I was going to send you an email to send them over to me. The man is hot.

                • Tx10inch

                  Awww shucks, stop making this blk man blush…and say “shucks”

                • Kema

                  I wanted to be added to this list.

                • I will have to concur.

                • keisha brown

                  he alrite. lolllllll.

    • JayIzUrGod

      I have a question. If you get an unsolicited peen pic, what do you say afterwards? Because the convo is totally different when a girl gives a guy an unsolicited boob pic.

      • Overeager Man: look my paynus
        Me: oh ok

        • JayIzUrGod

          No direct questions like “are you sure that’s you?”, “what am I looking at”, or “have you called Animal Services yet? That thing looks sick”.

          • Oshun

            if I’m sent one, I’m asking to see it live and direct.

            • JayIzUrGod

              And what if the pic was scary to begin with, still want to see it in person?

          • For what? I didn’t ask to see it in the first place.

            • JayIzUrGod

              That’s my point, like have you ever been like wtf

              • No. You’ve seen one you’ve seen them all. Major differences come from length and girth both of which are difficult to perceive anyway without some sort of reference in the picture. I had someone send me a pic of them with a 99 cent aerosol can beside it, I was impressed.

                • JayIzUrGod

                  Ok, I knew you had stories.

                • Sahel

                  Life and Times of AfroPetite. Weed and Hardons

                • Todd

                  On that note, I need to make this bodega run for a bottle of Sprite…

                • Yoles

                  if a dude sends me an unsolicited peen pic… i then tell him to make sure he is all the way hard, grease it up and have a reference item next to it and resend in order to get a real response from me… no half steppin!

                  • esa

                    professional !

                  • thats my trifecta of a horrible peen pic!!! my question is always WHY is your boxer sausage so dang glossy?? You keep palmers oil gel on deck?!? And dont you DARE hold it up to a reference item, more often than not im horribly underwhelmed lol…ol barely the length of an iphone 5 peen havin azz negro lol

                    • Yoles

                      bunni it has to shine, so it is reminiscent of being well used… lip spit or cl!t spit, either way its supposed to glow… ashy peen is sad peen

                    • sheesh chill bunni

                    • my bad, my bad….I had a flashback lol… Post Traumatic Peen Stress Disorder is a bish lol

                    • To’Mas Que Fuego

                      Get em! lol

                    • BBB Pam Northman

                      Recent lurker but I HAD to sign in simply to tell you that this comment is freaking gold! I’m legit giggling out loud.

                  • Shamira

                    *crying*

                  • Todd

                    *cackle* *walks away whistling*

                  • panamajackson

                    That sounds completely reasonable.

                • 321mena123

                  That’s a turnoff to me. He would not have impressed me. My response would have been “good luck finding someone who can take care of that for you.”

                • rofl. that’s hilarious.

                • holy cannoli, not the aerosol can!! not the juniper breeze scented air spray!!!

                • To’Mas Que Fuego

                  Lol, I was told that the standard is a universal remote (or Arizona tea can even)….

                  • But I have a universal remote that’s tiny, like maybe 5 inches. So no….that should not be standard because even those vary.

                    • To’Mas Que Fuego

                      Good point and sh*t.

                    • Kema

                      It has to be the cable remote.

                • Kema

                  As someone who use to peruse the craiglist listings I can tell you that a remote control is the standard reference item.

          • Sahel

            Just imagine how many nude pics are sent per day. It must be a staggering amount of data

            • JayIzUrGod

              Data that a couple of people per cellular carrier get to see, when the genius sending the pic assumes only the receiver has the pleasure of seeing their goodies.

              • Sahel

                And people forget that these pics will always be somewhere in the net. You can only imagine if the NSA went rogue and decided to post every nude pic ever sent and who their owners are. Bedlam

                • JayIzUrGod

                  *wonders if I should reveal I once interned a major government organization that seized information from multiple websites that housed many nude pics*

                • Todd

                  You now that is their emergency plans for if Edward Snowden gets a bit too real with The Guardian, right? A lot of people would be put on BLAST…and a licky few would become hood celebs. All of a sudden, that lame dude in accounting will have fresh home cooked meals on his desk and plenty of offers for “coffee”. LOL

            • every 15 seconds a nude picture is sent, are they in good hands *Dennis haybert voice *

          • keisha brown

            DEAD.
            and by dead i mean..we dont want to die. we know how sensitive about yo shiz y’all can be.

            • JayIzUrGod

              Girl I can say the same about yall, don’t ever ask about stretch marks that look like the Virgin Mary, moles that resemble black holes, or breast sizes that don’t add up.

              • minxbrie

                It’s common for women to have one boob bigger than the other.

                After working at La Senza for over a year, I’ve realized it’s a lot more common than one would think.

                • JayIzUrGod

                  I can take a single cup size difference. I’m talking one boob is a D, the other a B, or one boob triple D, the other a C. Can’t make fun of someone for what nature does to you, but if you can’t point it out either, that’s a problem.

                • Kema

                  *raises hand* I have a happier boob. lol!

      • Msdebbs

        Depends on the size.

      • Rachmo

        I say : haha that was random. And then I delete his number

        • JayIzUrGod

          Ok, that makes total sense to me.

        • panamajackson

          seems like a bad plan. if you delete the number then get a text from a number you don’ trecognize, you’re gonna check it and #wallahmagic, another wayward peen pic.

          • Rachmo

            hahaha a vicious cycle

      • my response is always a neutral and inoffensive “oh my.”

        which is usually code for “REALLLY!!?!?!? BUT WHYYYYYY?!?!?”

        • JayIzUrGod

          I honestly think it should be ok to throw an insult their way for.being so forward to assume you wanted to see them naked.

          • Im passive aggressive and idk how to be mean lol

            • Kema

              Im passive aggressive too. say “k” instead of “oh my”. lmao!

              • Sahel

                Damaging to the ego this

              • the next ones ima try are “gee whiz” or “well wouldja look at that!”

                • JayIzUrGod

                  Just say hmmm..

                  • I feel like that leaves room for interpretation or an invite for more lol

                    • JayIzUrGod

                      After you ignore the first 7 texts, they pretty much get the hint

              • RewindingtonMaximus

                Girl please, you could flash that pretty ass smile and cuss someone’s.mama at the same time, nobody is going to know what to do.

            • JayIzUrGod

              Lies! Behind that cute demeanor lies a cruel.cruel beast!

              • I lie to you not….check my bio…I’m so sweet i might could give you diabetes lol….but seriously, seeing ppl be mean makes me sad, I dont think I have it in me lol

                • Sahel

                  You dont have it in you ?

                  • not currently. Giggity. #BeatYouToIt

                • JayIzUrGod

                  Aww Bunni, that’s the type of stuff that gets you eaten up with a spoon

        • To’Mas Que Fuego

          I can guarantee you most men wouldn’t even pick up on the subtlety of that code. It’s like you tried to communicate shock but communicated sexy lil damsel instead. You can’t help but ooze chex appeal huh? lol

          • “sexy lil damsel”
            that bout sums it up i guess lol

        • Sasha Elaine

          Even if the photo is horrid?

          • If the photo is bad, I pretend i never got it, then when they ask, I blame it on verizon lol

      • miss t-lee

        My normal response, “Um…thanks?”

      • Cheekie Mae

        “Yo, I hate to be SHORT with you but… bye.”

        • JayIzUrGod

          Cold blooded. I like it.

        • keisha brown

          this is why cheekie wins.

          • Cheekie Mae

            Thanks, boo! ;)

      • To’Mas Que Fuego

        “Put that t!tty away! Are we gone watch this movie or what???”

        • JayIzUrGod

          Said no man, ever!!!

    • Oshun

      @AP,
      sharing is caring…so umm, share your collection of VSB art. Thanks in advance.

      • You’re not about to get me in trouble. Nuh uh, no ma’am….

    • keisha brown

      bwahahahaaaaa

    • Todd

      Um, please help the good het ladies and gay men by identifying said nonbluffers. Call it a public service to ensure quality intimate time. :)

    • Rachmo

      *skips off into the sunset* idie

    • Sasha Elaine

      You’re braver than me! My thing is, you can always deny that a picture is you, but after so many people say “Yeah you can’t see her face but that’s definitely Sasha…” no one’s going to believe you. Which may not matter if you keep a low profile. But it kinda does if you have a public persona. And by public persona, I mean a Facebook account. :)

      • Funny you say this. A girl I went to undergrad with was “allegedly” photoed face down a*s up on a bed with the money shot right on her behind. No one could see her face but it became widely accepted that it was indeed her.

  • BreezyX2

    Just do what I do, send headless pictures. Example: the Boo gets a picture of boobs with no face…ya know just in case.

    • Exactly what I do.

      • Tx10inch

        I’ll take the headless horseman pics all day….

    • but…..my face completes the package lol….hence why I wouldnt send pics to folks I dont trust. And frankly, its hard for me to keep clothes on in real life (i’m THAT nudist on the beach), I’m sure if a nude pic leaked it wouldnt be such a shock to the world lol…it’d be like “there goes Bunni flashing her bewty again”

      but, just to be sure that doesnt happen you must ALWAYS have collateral…I have pics and damaging info about everyone who has my pics, they wouldnt dare expose me lol…my tiddymeat pics aint got NOTHING on what I could expose them on lol **Dr. Evil laugh**

      • @Bunni’s new avi: “weeerrrk!”

        • *muah* gracias mamicita :-)

    • LMNOP

      Yes. This is what I do.

    • panamajackson

      Yeah, a solid 90 percent of the hundreds of nudies I’ve received have no discernible face attached to them.

  • Tx10inch

    O/T

    Anybody heard from TUK round these parts? Hope he’s alright livin in Chiraq.

    • JayIzUrGod

      I bet $20 TUK might be living like Nino Brown right now.

    • He’s breathing

      • 321mena123

        I figured it was TUK. I was about to ask you if it is him. I wouldn’t doubt it.

        • Huh?

          • Yoles

            she’s guessing the vsb peen you have seen…

            • Gotcha. Well mena and the rest of you will have to keep wondering. I will say that they’re VSBs no one would suspect.

              • BreezyX2

                Oh…Malik or H.H.H.

                • I plead da fif on all deez ninjas y’all keep throwing out.

                  • Yoles

                    all i am saying is if it is tx… u must forward, forthwith… do it for the people

                    • What’s everyone’s obsession with Tx? Did y’all meet him at a meet up or something and unanimously decided y’all were going to pounce?

                    • 321mena123

                      I really wish VSB still had their kickstarter page up. He was pictured there. A few of the women met him in person at the 5 year VSB party and confirmed what i saw in the picture. I definitely am not trying to harass him (in case someone comes out to say something) but he is truly a good looking guy.

                    • Rachmo

                      I will not judge as I have lowkey thirsted for some VSBs on here for a couple years (mostly as a lurker). However due to my boo I keep it to myself.

                    • 321mena123

                      See I haven’t. Though I feel like i would be mad cool with PA, Rewind, and Todd.

                      But i will give props where they are due.

                    • Rachmo

                      Sighs, I have my three. **looks off into middle distance**

                    • keisha brown

                      this is 97% accurate. lol. there is your answer @AfroPetite:disqus

              • esa

                undercover VSB lovers. ooo intriguing ~*~

                • ihatechu -______-

                  • esa

                    but i love it ! i support you ~*~ i’m not here to blow up spots.
                    i just love intrigue. mystery is exciting ~*~

                    • Nothing to see here *shoos esa and others away*

    • IcePrincess

      Damn homie, u read my mind. I was jus wondering da same thang yesterday….

  • Sahel

    This is a good post. There should be debate on the ethics and guidelines to nude photos. Have at it mates Shout out to Anthony Weiner . I hope he is the next new york mayor

    • carlos danger the gawd.

    • Yoles

      now why you wanna send “no impulse control, lying a$$ tone” to my beloved nyc…

      strike one sahel

      • esa

        tell em !

      • LMNOP

        Just imagine what he could do with that kind of audience though. Like he’d be at his first mayoral press conference “Hello NY! Meet little Weiner!” and whip it out. I pretty much just imagine him spending all day in important meetings with no pants on.

    • Sasha Elaine

      I think we all know what the ethics and guidelines are:

      Don’t do it.
      But if you do, don’t run for office.
      But if you do run for office, be really apologetic and tell people before they find out.
      And if people DO find out, and you STILL decide to run for office, don’t make your wife stand next to you at the podium looking cray cray.

  • minxbrie

    Nope. I will never send nude pics for 2 very good reasons:
    1. I rarely like being photographed clothed, why would I want to do it naked?
    2. I’m paranoid.

    And I don’t like d*ck pics because as much as I enjoy the male anatomy, there is something very hilarious to me about the male genitalia. You send me a pic of your business and I will be laughing hysterically… because I am awkward. I am not good at stroking egos or the art of seduction.

    • Sahel

      Most women dont care much for peen pics i have come to be told. But heck why would a guy send a pic in the first place. Male genitalia is for use not art. Besides women pose better as it is natural for them.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        Because our gender is sincerely stupid when we are horny. Sending a peen pic is like knowing you’re supposed to take a picture of a sunset and capturing a shadow instead.

      • pretty much

      • esa

        ~ Male genitalia is for use not art.

        these categories are not mutually exclusive ~*~

        • And I got the pictures to prove it

          • Kema

            lmao!!!

      • PivotTable

        Men pose all the time.

    • JayIzUrGod

      Yup, my theory is correct. You are a dude on the inside.

      Hi-five.

      • minxbrie

        Clearly – my outward appearance is all a trap. I’m like a siren.

        • JayIzUrGod

          If you were a lady boy, I’d still get money from men trying to deny they’d hump you. Because they would and they’d enjoy it.

          • minxbrie

            Don’t kill me, it’s too early in the morning for me to be laughing this hard. You boys are funny.

            • JayIzUrGod

              I have so much more Minx, but I’ll give your health a break

        • Sahel

          And she likes blowing bubbles. Quite a lady

    • yeah, this is me all day. Naked peen pics do NOTHING for me on the random. I’d prolly say something awkward like, “Oh…um, that’s a really nice vein you got there. Robust..”

      • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA there ARE some hefty veins in this world, eh?

      • minxbrie

        That’s right up there with,

        “Soo… you curve a little to the left/right huh? Thats nice….I guess? So do you need to do it on an angle?”

    • Sasha Elaine

      Your “paranoia” is rooted in very real risks. I’d call it risk management.

  • keisha brown

    this post (and peej’s commentary) was AWESOME! *high fives*
    i may or may not have sent a pic or two in my day, but times have changed…
    people have this expectation (and by people i mean men) of getting them because we have cameras and texting capabilities.
    if a nude is requested – i dont like it. if we’re having a nice playful banter and it goes there..maybe. but out of the blue? and esp if you aren’t someone i trust? NAH.
    if i get photobombed with a p pic – i dont like it. esp since my lil dude loves playing with my phone. EXTRA NAH.
    #datprint pics >>>>>>> naked p pics. whew. *fans self*
    before camera phones, there may be some incriminating pics out there. but that was many moons ago. any recent ones don’t show my face cuz i dont want to end up on twitter summer jam screen. NOAP. NOT EYE.

    • JayIzUrGod

      Ever browsed a website and seen your own picture on there, remembering you only sent it to a specific person?

      • keisha brown

        lol. nope.

        • JayIzUrGod

          Man I’ve been on the internet too long

      • Msdebbs

        Jay your telling on yourself…

        • JayIzUrGod

          More than you know Debbs, more than you know

        • IcePrincess

          Heeey msdebbs*waves* Love da red lip

          • Msdebbs

            Hey Ice….thanks!

      • Yoles

        i have seen my tasteful nude pics on the interwebs.. and to think i got paid $300 and those pics been digitized and reused… where are my royalities?!?!?!

        • 321mena123

          Say what?!? There is a story behind this comment.

          • Yoles

            i shared it many times… yoles at $20.. did a few tasteful nudes, it was a long time ago, the pics were Polaroid’s (for the young folk, pics that came out the bottom of a camera instantly and you waved them til the pic set)…

            imagine my surprise when i am causally looking a adult cinema site and see my pic all well pixilated and advertising some nude bbw site.. i follow the link and see my pics… in all my youthful glory… i asked a lawyer friend and found i have no rights because i sold the pics and didn’t have any contract or further dealings with dude, he could do what he wanted with them… i didn’t even know someone could take a hard pic and make it an internet one 20 yrs later… i just want some of that fluffy naked girl money… i got beat…

            #lifelesson

        • nudity is such a beautfiul thing, idk what the fuss is all about….i was a nude model for my art class and lemme telllllllll you, its a freeing experience lol

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          You’ll never see them. I’ve seen all sorts of girls I’ve spoken to with their pics up on porn sites without their knowledge

      • panamajackson

        That has to be the moment you realize that you should make different decisions in life.

        • JayIzUrGod

          That’s what I say. I was never gullible to have pics of myself, but the amount of women I knew over the years whose pica I found randomly browsing online….staggering.

      • PivotTable

        This reminds me of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.

        Every time they show Scrappy’s father who is now a reverend and seemingly articulate, I think “Him going raw on the pimp Mama Dee and having a son who’s not technically autistic, but societally so, must have been that life-changing moment where he turned his life over to God. Mama Dee and Scrappy Doo are his testimony.”

        So yep, that was your moment.

    • so what youre saying is keishabrownbosom is floating somewhere over the binary code

      • keisha brown

        maybe. lol.

    • #datprint REALLLY does get the blood flowing, eh?? something about the IMPLICATION of the print…mmmph.

    • Sasha Elaine

      Thanks! Glad you liked it!

      I haven’t received a nude request in quite some time. However, a few years ago, a guy who i was no longer dating asked me to send a nude photo. I said “but for why?” (Gotta speak hood sometimes). He admitted that he was building a collage of some sort of all the women he’d slept with and it wouldn’t be complete without my image. he also assured me that this collage was for his eyes only. I can’t type what I said in response, as I’d still like to make it to the pearly gates. But the gall!!!!

      • keisha brown

        WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?????? -__________-

  • Nudes? What? Never seen or sent one in my life. *ninja smoke disappearance*

    I barely enjoy sharing pr0n I would never hypothetically even talk about ever even seeing a pic of a woman’s ankle, much less share.

  • AsBougieAsSheWannaBe

    I’m sorry, but penises aren’t cute. So yeah I will look at picture out of pure perversion,but no just looking at penis has never turned me on. If I didn’t know what a penis I would probably stomp on it like a roach.

    • Sahel

      Dude,you cant compare the D to a roach. I demand an apology as a man.

      • AsBougieAsSheWannaBe

        I can’t really take it back , but I can’t stand vagina either. I thinks its worst because its open. Hope that make you feel better.

        • Sahel

          I need Esa on this one.

          • esa

            you rang ~

            • Sahel

              She said what the peen resembles a roach. I request your powers as a wordsmith to properly describe the majesty that is the D

              • esa

                mm i do love when you butta me up like a dinner roll ~*~

                yea that roach comment. roaches are real lil and i only once came near a micropeen. didnt get to see it tho. it literally slipped thru my hand. ha ha it was awful. i dont think he was trying to let me know but i surprised him with a strategically placed hand down the pants and as i tried to get a grip he pulled back.

                now i had that coming, just as a twist of fate. cause a lil bit before the moment of discovery, i found myself at his belt buckle and i dramatically paused to speak. and i said, “i love this! it’s just like Christmas. you never know what you are going to get. and if you don’t like it, you can’t send it back.”

                can you believe he laughed ? joke was on me and ishh ..

                as to the majesty of the D, i have much to say. i dont always use words tho. so much communication is non-verbal you knoww ~*~

        • ive gotten unsolicited v pics and while of course i jammed that lob home them bust it open shots….meh.

          • Todd

            Lucky lucky you my dude

    • minxbrie

      Co-sign.

    • Architecturally speaking, there are few parts on the human body as efficient in design as one.

      • Are you serious? Your genitals do not aid you in Fight-Flight responses nor does it regulate homeostasis within the body. It’s actually low on the totem pole of efficiency as it concerns the body.

        • In terms of aesthetics not biology. I know no science so I would never speak on it from that vantage point. I defer to the experts there.

        • LMNOP

          Biologically important from a population perspective though, obviously.

      • esa

        also highly impressive is that they cannot be effectively recreated or enhanced thru plastic surgery. Nature for the WIN ~*~

        • Todd

          Give plastic surgeons time. Remember 10 years ago, they didn’t know how to give girls a$$. Now look at all the fake booty roaming the streets.

          • esa

            i’ve read on this in regards to F-to-M transsexuals. from the science of the structure, it sounds like it’s not gonna happen. aside from the trans, there’s a huge market of real man that cannot be served. can you imagine the $$$ in this. i’m sure science will continue on. hoping for a better future for the underserved ..

            • Todd

              I am with ya on e F to M transsexual market. What I have heard about them leaves them straight ROBBED! Like if I could loan mu D out to them, I would.

              • They say its easier to poke a hole than to build a pole….I could entertain the possibility of a pre-op trans….but the mutated versions of snacks they get post-op? Idk if I could sign up for that :-(

                • Yoles

                  i am secretly obsessed and oh so sexually attracted to pre op M to F trans women

                  • we’re >>>>>here<<<<<< on these things. I had a MTF try to sell me on it "youre bi, its the best of both worlds" and i couldnt argue with that point. lol

                  • Todd

                    I remember when I learned that. LOL I will not sample because we can destroy each other. ln

                  • Kema

                    My friend dated a guy that felt the same. :-)

                    • Sahel

                      Sure,”your friend”

                    • Kema

                      Hah it was a friend! I dated the guy that licked him own… ummm… milk so…

                    • Rachmo

                      **reads Kema’s comment and faints**

                    • Sahel

                      Eish,am really hardcore but this shook me slightly. Damn

                    • Yoles

                      was his name damian cruz from the bronx?!?!?!?!?

                    • esa

                      lawdamercy !

                    • Shamira

                      EYE. AM. CRYYYYYYING.

                    • Kema

                      Omg! Tell me there are’nt more like him. Smh!

        • Absolutely! I’m wary of people who think genitals are ugly. I’m not a spokesperson for Mr. Body Positivity (though I’m in favor of that movement) but like the extra mile people go to describe them as ugly is one of the oddest reactions imaginable. I just found out several weeks ago that there large labia support groups among women.

          • Sahel

            Dude,i stumbled on a blog where women post photos of their labias.

            • Rachmo

              You misspelled “founded”

              • Sahel

                Your lucky am on my summer appreciation tour so am going to let this one go.

              • The Champ

                LOLOL

            • WIP

              is it an “am i normal” type of thing?

              • Sahel

                Oui. It was a stand against pron labia

          • esa

            i love body positivity ~*~

            my girl April Flores just released her book FAT GIRL :: http://www.rarebirdbooks.com/#!/post/47889481049 :: she’s a pr0n star and tho i cant watch her work cause i dont wanna know her like this, i give her props for embracing her truth and making it work, not only for her but for so many other folk.

            i find the more i look with openness and curiosity at men and women alike, the easier it is to release myself of these psycho-s.exual hang ups that society has fed me. it’s taken me a long time to love things that i used to hate, to laugh at things that used to make me cry, and to find comfort and even pleasure in things that used to disturb me.

            body parts are .. fascinating ! bodies are brilliantly made. the infinite variety is astounding and the space where it touches me is the way in which i can see the animal side of our nature, that which defies all socialization and civilization and our assumptions about this. i think s.exual maturation allows one freedom from a kind of revulsion rooted in shame. or at least thas my experience of it.

            it’s much easier to love than to hate ~*~

          • To each his or her own. But most women find peens ugly.

            • well I don’t engage in coitus with women who find my body parts disgusting. so I’m good there.

              • I’m sure the women chexing you think your peen is special and extraordinary and not ugly like the rest of them

              • keisha brown

                it’s not ugly when its in front of us. what we are saying is that a random peen pic usually doesn’t elicit the same kind of excitment that you people are hoping for.
                3D >>>>>>

    • McNairian

      I’ll take things bougie girls say for 800, Alex. *daily double*

    • 321mena123

      The peen is beautiful.

      • it is only beautiful in person lol

        related but unrelated…I’ve had more than one man tell me that my small hands holding their peen is both a turn on AND an ego boost….Idk how i feel about that lol

        • 321mena123

          Nah, i like it on video, in pictures, in the kitchen, in the bedroom, really anywhere.

          • ooooohhhh, forgot about the video…motion pictures ARE fun lol

            • 321mena123

              Go to the corner. Now.

              • i dew what i want!!!

                • Kema

                  Bunni.. Stop taking my phrases!!!!

                  • my bad bew bew :-)

          • Kema

            Yes! but do you just like to see the peen or with its attachment (the dude)

            • 321mena123

              Honestly, either. I really do enjoy the male anatomy. I just love men and their bodies.

          • To’Mas Que Fuego

            Where’s Sahel? I’m hopin you’re not missin this blue chip prospect you should be recruiting to VSB’s all freak team or whatever you dubbed your franchise. Unless she’s already on the squad and I’m not up to date on the roster lol

            • Sahel

              Dude,i was just an affiliate.All queries about that should go to Todd

              • To’Mas Que Fuego

                Lol, you have to be at least the President of Marketing Operations. Todd where you at? You missing out on a promising recruit

                • Todd

                  Hey, I was busy doing actual work. But I will speak to Mena….*Herman Cain smile*

            • 321mena123

              I’m low key TQ. :-)

        • Sahel

          Am curious,just how small are you. Do you like buy clothes from the children section

          • I wish i could fit children’s clothes cuz theyre cheaper lol, but no….im 5ft 3, 102lbs on a good day…not sickly looking skinny, just petite lol,,,of the jada pinkett early rosie perez variety

            • Shamira

              Can we talk about how Rosie Perez is almost 50 and STILL killing the game?! I saw her in the Picasso video and was like “girl, werk”

              • gotta love auntie Rosie

              • esa

                yes yes yes yes yes yes

                Rosie is Tha Best ~*~

      • Oshun

        ESPECIALLY when it is blacker than blackity black! Oi.

    • panamajackson

      Ummm…mine is adorable.

      • 321mena123

        Adorable and peen should never EVER go together. NEVER.

        • panamajackson

          Hmm…mine is thugged out.

          • 321mena123

            Now I’m picturing it with a bandana and fitted cap. Come back and try again tomorrow.

            • Kema

              LMAO!!!!

            • Shamira

              *here lies Shamira* X____X

            • Oshun

              Your imagination is crazy. Are you a scorpio by any chance?

              • 321mena123

                Libra.

            • panamajackson

              That’s my Wednesday outfit. For my wang.

              • 321mena123

                Can you make the hat flip? I’m done for the day.

    • Ms Butterfly

      Penises are like a fine caviar, it takes a sophisticated palate appreciate it’s many colors and flavors.

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