Comments on: The Morning After. http://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-morning-after Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:01:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nubiancookihttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-26964 Nubiancooki Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:18:13 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-26964 The "Shatter my Confidence in the Do-Right Man" goes to the brother back in college that told me for months he was ok with a celibate relationship, but after the first night he slept over and really realized we really weren't going to have sex, dumped me giving me the "its not you its me" line. The “Shatter my Confidence in the Do-Right Man” goes to the brother back in college that told me for months he was ok with a celibate relationship, but after the first night he slept over and really realized we really weren’t going to have sex, dumped me giving me the “its not you its me” line.

]]> By: Cherylhttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-26072 Cheryl Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:28:27 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-26072 no, I was still awake and still drunk at 7am from the evening before. no, I was still awake and still drunk at 7am from the evening before.

]]> By: Sheliahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25969 Shelia Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:59:58 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25969 The "Surprise Your S*** Does Stink" award goes to one of my exes. He's so doggone conceited, he thought he could do whatever he wanted and I would remain with him. He couldn't believe I had the audacity to break up with him.He also deserves the "You're Not As Good as You Think You Are" award too.It feels good giving out awards. LOL The “Surprise Your S*** Does Stink” award goes to one of my exes. He’s so doggone conceited, he thought he could do whatever he wanted and I would remain with him. He couldn’t believe I had the audacity to break up with him.

He also deserves the “You’re Not As Good as You Think You Are” award too.

It feels good giving out awards. LOL

]]> By: chaoticdivahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25955 chaoticdiva Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:41:25 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25955 http://drunkenstupidlove.wordpress.com...a few ladies and I decided to compile some of our wildest dating stories...I surely couldn't nominate just one of those fools... http://drunkenstupidlove.wordpress.com

…a few ladies and I decided to compile some of our wildest dating stories…I surely couldn’t nominate just one of those fools…

]]> By: d-weezyhttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25948 d-weezy Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:59:11 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25948 Let me get this straight. YOU informed him that YOU were dead and then YOU answered the phone when it called on your birthday.Is heaven a local or long distance call? Let me get this straight. YOU informed him that YOU were dead and then YOU answered the phone when it called on your birthday.

Is heaven a local or long distance call?

]]> By: Ebhttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25943 Eb Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:25:23 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25943 OK ya'll suck for having a happy hour in DC since I cant attend... but take a shot of something for me and then post a pic of your "take a shot" face since that's the labor day challenge...lol OK ya’ll suck for having a happy hour in DC since I cant attend… but take a shot of something for me and then post a pic of your “take a shot” face since that’s the labor day challenge…lol

]]> By: Hostesshttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25941 Hostess Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:56:48 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25941 VIP was my nice way of saying it. It didn't make me feel so...uh...older than 25. VIP was my nice way of saying it. It didn’t make me feel so…uh…older than 25.

]]> By: Vitamin Behttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25937 Vitamin Be Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:37:03 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25937 It was one of those relationships, where I was head over heels and he just wanted to give me head in my heels. He wanted to wear my bra and heels... I promise the expression on my face was priceless. So I have to nominate him for the "You've got to be Cfuking Kidding Me"Award. It was one of those relationships, where I was head over heels and he just wanted to give me head in my heels. He wanted to wear my bra and heels… I promise the expression on my face was priceless. So I have to nominate him for the “You’ve got to be Cfuking Kidding Me”Award.

]]> By: sugahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25936 suga Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:46:11 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25936 The “Don Cheadle’s flaring nostrils” award goes to the brother that I danced with at the Nas/Kweli concert Tuesday whose breath was so foul I think it straightened my afro in the back!

had you walkin around, half pressed, and half afroed out? bwahahaaha
I am dead. The funeral will be in the church’s chicken parking lot. Bring $5 for 2 wings and biscuit. *smh*

]]> By: sugahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/the-morning-after/#comment-25935 suga Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:24:29 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=363#comment-25935 Darnit, what took me so long to get here. This is great.I hate one of my ex's with a passion and finally told him that I was dead. Instead of remembering that I was dead, he decided to call me on my birthday.I'd like to nominate him for "The Idiot who Calls Dead People on Their Birthday" award.Thank you. Darnit, what took me so long to get here. This is great.

I hate one of my ex’s with a passion and finally told him that I was dead. Instead of remembering that I was dead, he decided to call me on my birthday.

I’d like to nominate him for “The Idiot who Calls Dead People on Their Birthday” award.

Thank you.

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