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the lightbulb: 8 simple inner “voila!” statements that would make vsb (and every other relationship advice website) obsolete

hmmm. maybe "i dont do commitment" actually isn't mancode for "i'll change my mind if you keep sleeping with me"
maybe “i dont do commitment” actually isn’t mancode for “i’ll change my mind if you keep sleeping with me”

you know, after we reach each of our crime-fighting and world domination goals, our plan is to live in a world where vsb has been rendered obsolete, a universe where the sage wisdom of panama, the champ, and liz’s boobs is no longer needed because everyone is making wise relationship-related decisions on their own.

thing is, we’re really not that far from that day, as much of the dating and mating acrimony we face (and the advice received) would be thwarted if we just started asking ourselves simple questions and began making simple mental comments and observations before acting, “voila!” statements if you will.

here’s 8 of them

1. “hmmm: would i be forced to kill somebody if i got her pregnant?”

from a man’s perspective, there are two distinct types of mental reactions to unplanned pregnancies.

a) “well, even though we weren’t expecting this, we can make this work”

b) “somebody (me, her, or the seed) has to die. now.”

there’d be no need for vsb if we stopped f*cking all of the potential “b’s”

2. “you know, maybe my perpetually single and unhappy girlfriends aren’t the best people to get relationship advice from”

3. “all of my friends seem to want to sleep with my man, and its getting pretty frustrating. i wonder if my daily tweets, emails, and facebook status messages about his d*ck have anything to do with that?”

4. “i love my stringent female beauty standards just the way they are. but, until i move out of my grandma’s basement, maybe i should either adjust them or just start keeping them to myself”

imagine, a world where lame men don’t hold all women to unrealistically and unattainably attractive standards, and where the rest of the men don’t have to listen to women incessantly b*tching about the men who do this, even though they only comprise 6% of the male population

5. “damn. another month has passed without a single man approaching me. i probably should try this new ‘sileing‘ or ‘miling‘ or whatever facial expression thing everybody keeps raving about.”

6. “even though he’s been really nice and sweet to me, i wonder if i should be more bothered by the man i saw him murder last weekend”

if i had a dollar for every woman i’ve known who’s attracted to shady dudes and needed consolation after he did some shady sh*t to her, i’d have at least 11 f*cking dollars. i know that doesn’t seem like alot of money, but it’s a recession, and that can get you a month’s worth of meals in pittsburgh

7. “f*ck! shot down again. maybe i should retire my genius ‘do you know the difference between my d*ck and a chicken leg? no? well, let’s go on a picnic and find out.‘ pick-up line”

8. “i should probably stop by the weight scale store at the mall some time next weekend. while i’m there, it wouldn’t hurt to peek inside the mirror store next door for a minute as well.”

i’m sure i’m missing a few.

people of vsb.com, can you think of any more inner “voila” statements that could make the dating and relationship game much easier?

—the champ

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Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He resides in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. Reach him at damon@verysmartbrothas.com. Or don't.

  • Buxxy

    “OK, so I know we just broke up a few weeks ago, and we had that random night of sex last night, but maybe telling him that I might be pregnant, even though it is a lie, won’t make him want to be with me again.”

    or

    “Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to be her friend RIGHT AFTER I broke up with her. Yea… letting her breathe for a month will make things better for the both of us”

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Buxxy,

      “OK, so I know we just broke up a few weeks ago, and we had that random night of sex last night, but maybe telling him that I might be pregnant, even though it is a lie, won’t make him want to be with me again.”

      ***filed under “evil sh*t that women do”***

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Buxxy,

      “OK, so I know we just broke up a few weeks ago, and we had that random night of sex last night, but maybe telling him that I might be pregnant, even though it is a lie, won’t make him want to be with me again.”

      ***filed under “evil sh*t that women do”***

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Buxxy, “Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to be her friend RIGHT AFTER I broke up with her. Yea… letting her breathe for a month will make things better for the both of us”

      that’s different. hell, most guys i know, once we breakup with a chick we attempt to NEVER speak to her again. you only talk to jumpoffs you stop schlumping again.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Buxxy, “Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to be her friend RIGHT AFTER I broke up with her. Yea… letting her breathe for a month will make things better for the both of us”

      that’s different. hell, most guys i know, once we breakup with a chick we attempt to NEVER speak to her again. you only talk to jumpoffs you stop schlumping again.

  • Buxxy

    “OK, so I know we just broke up a few weeks ago, and we had that random night of sex last night, but maybe telling him that I might be pregnant, even though it is a lie, won’t make him want to be with me again.”

    or

    “Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to be her friend RIGHT AFTER I broke up with her. Yea… letting her breathe for a month will make things better for the both of us”

  • http://www.thesoleblog.com Talia

    You guys hit it on the head with this and every entry. I write a relationship blog and it would definitely go into retirement because of this. Kudos.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Talia,

      welcome and sh*t (i think), and thanks for letting me know that i’m hitting it right

      • tnt_FTW

        @The Champ,
        “thanks for letting me know that i’m hitting it right”

        hahahahahahah if you are hitting it right you shouldn’t have to be told. im just saying

        • Peysonic Temple

          @tnt_FTW, men sometimes need affirmation too lol

        • Peysonic Temple

          @tnt_FTW, men sometimes need affirmation too lol

      • tnt_FTW

        @The Champ,
        “thanks for letting me know that i’m hitting it right”

        hahahahahahah if you are hitting it right you shouldn’t have to be told. im just saying

      • Me fail english?

        @The Champ,

        hahahaha

      • Me fail english?

        @The Champ,

        hahahaha

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Talia,

      welcome and sh*t (i think), and thanks for letting me know that i’m hitting it right

  • http://www.thesoleblog.com Talia

    You guys hit it on the head with this and every entry. I write a relationship blog and it would definitely go into retirement because of this. Kudos.

  • superwoman

    this is for a friend of mine…

    *actually, giving him a bl*w job isn’t that big a deal. let me just try it…”

    girlfriend INSISTS that ‘oral love’ is a filthy business and she’ll NEVER do it… she is beautiful, smart, and sweet (with the juiciest, most promising lips) – but cannot sustain a relationship beyond month 1 (either they leave, or cheat- no doubt with an oral love giver). i’m convinced the lack of oral love is a real factor…

    i’m not one for holding people ransom for not performing certain s3xual activities, but she’s got this weird judgemental attitude towards it, and the d!ck in general – to the extent that i’m often like “my friend, do you even LIKE pen!ses???” coz she talks about them with such disdain….

    • charli skipper

      @superwoman,
      well…they are ugly. i went through a phase where i was all about the oral–with my 1 boyfriend. but then one day there was a little too much sunlight in the room and i saw too much. um…i’m not gonna lie. i haven’t done it since. uh uh. and, clearly, that was years ago. hell, i might be the friend you’re talkin about.

      i would never just straight up tell a man that i won’t do it or that i’m disgusted by it though. some things you have to figure out on your own, guy.

      • superwoman

        @charli skipper, ha ha ha – no no, pity the poor creatures – such sweet, foolish-looking knobby- things…so easy to manipulate, (say the right words, and they shrink… then say something else – and they self-inflate!) so much fun to play with, so cute and helpless looking, hardly has any control of itself…

        back on a serious note – you’re right – pen1s-dislike are one of those things you have to figure out on your own….(assuming you haven’t been hurt by one)

        • Lady I

          @superwoman,

          … pity the poor creatures – such sweet, foolish-looking knobby- things…so easy to manipulate, (say the right words, and they shrink… then say something else – and they self-inflate!) so much fun to play with, so cute and helpless looking, hardly has any control of itself…

          I put that on my facebook… Loves it!

        • Lady I

          @superwoman,

          … pity the poor creatures – such sweet, foolish-looking knobby- things…so easy to manipulate, (say the right words, and they shrink… then say something else – and they self-inflate!) so much fun to play with, so cute and helpless looking, hardly has any control of itself…

          I put that on my facebook… Loves it!

      • superwoman

        @charli skipper, ha ha ha – no no, pity the poor creatures – such sweet, foolish-looking knobby- things…so easy to manipulate, (say the right words, and they shrink… then say something else – and they self-inflate!) so much fun to play with, so cute and helpless looking, hardly has any control of itself…

        back on a serious note – you’re right – pen1s-dislike are one of those things you have to figure out on your own….(assuming you haven’t been hurt by one)

      • An Island

        @charli skipper

        “well…they are ugly.”

        I’m filing this under “Rationalization.” Female parts create a lot more visual issues than male parts, so I hope you’re at least being consistent on what you give and receive. And I don’t know a guy who doesn’t find that to be a deal breaker (which I’m sure you’re well aware of).

        • OrangeStar616

          @An Island, an uncircumsized joint is ugly and weird and nasty..but a reg nice smooth and shiny is a thing of beauty IMO LOL……..one thing I have noticed in movies over the years they make alot of scary aliens and monsters and sh*t resemble the vagina..think Predator for instance LMAO

        • OrangeStar616

          @An Island, an uncircumsized joint is ugly and weird and nasty..but a reg nice smooth and shiny is a thing of beauty IMO LOL……..one thing I have noticed in movies over the years they make alot of scary aliens and monsters and sh*t resemble the vagina..think Predator for instance LMAO

      • An Island

        @charli skipper

        “well…they are ugly.”

        I’m filing this under “Rationalization.” Female parts create a lot more visual issues than male parts, so I hope you’re at least being consistent on what you give and receive. And I don’t know a guy who doesn’t find that to be a deal breaker (which I’m sure you’re well aware of).

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @charli skipper,

        well…they are ugly.

        ok. lets say you’d never seen a penis or a vagina before, and the earth was suddenly invaded by penis monsters and vagina monsters. the vagina monsters (with their multiple flaps and colors, and inclinations to leak various fluids) would easily be the most scary

        • IVR

          @The Champ, “ok. lets say you’d never seen a penis or a vagina before, and the earth was suddenly invaded by penis monsters and vagina monsters. the vagina monsters (with their multiple flaps and colors, and inclinations to leak various fluids) would easily be the most scary”

          LMBAO! U stupid . . .

        • IVR

          @The Champ, “ok. lets say you’d never seen a penis or a vagina before, and the earth was suddenly invaded by penis monsters and vagina monsters. the vagina monsters (with their multiple flaps and colors, and inclinations to leak various fluids) would easily be the most scary”

          LMBAO! U stupid . . .

        • charli skipper

          @The Champ,
          can we wax the vagina monsters, leave a really cute design, and just see them from a specific angle?

        • charli skipper

          @The Champ,
          can we wax the vagina monsters, leave a really cute design, and just see them from a specific angle?

        • AnonyMiss

          @The Champ,

          i think vajayjays are kinda funny lookin and peni1ses are beautiful but maybe im jus weird…

        • AnonyMiss

          @The Champ,

          i think vajayjays are kinda funny lookin and peni1ses are beautiful but maybe im jus weird…

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @charli skipper,

        well…they are ugly.

        ok. lets say you’d never seen a penis or a vagina before, and the earth was suddenly invaded by penis monsters and vagina monsters. the vagina monsters (with their multiple flaps and colors, and inclinations to leak various fluids) would easily be the most scary

      • Blacklaw

        @charli skipper, Lookin confused like they still make these…….not u charlie I cant believe my ears……..give penis another chance…..mine look good in the sunshine……might I suggest lower more flattering light (like the kind Barbara Walters got in her contract)?

        • charli skipper

          @Blacklaw,
          i’m not sayin i won’t do it ever again or that i think its nasty…i think it’s just my way of being passive agressive. some guys don’t deserve it and i want to let them know that without letting them know that i know that they think i should do it. but i don’t mind pulling the services back out for a man that i like & care about that doesn’t vex me on the down low.

        • charli skipper

          @Blacklaw,
          i’m not sayin i won’t do it ever again or that i think its nasty…i think it’s just my way of being passive agressive. some guys don’t deserve it and i want to let them know that without letting them know that i know that they think i should do it. but i don’t mind pulling the services back out for a man that i like & care about that doesn’t vex me on the down low.

      • Blacklaw

        @charli skipper, Lookin confused like they still make these…….not u charlie I cant believe my ears……..give penis another chance…..mine look good in the sunshine……might I suggest lower more flattering light (like the kind Barbara Walters got in her contract)?

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @charli skipper, thats a hell of an admission. i’m gonna tell you like i’ve told other women who “don’t do that”:

        do you think you’re cute enough, smart enough, or funny enough to NOT do it?

        i aint met a woman alive yet who i thought was bomb enough to get away with not doing it.

        • charli skipper

          @Panama Jackson,

          “thats a hell of an admission.”

          i know! i was reluctant to admit it.

          “i’m gonna tell you like i’ve told other women who “don’t do that”:”

          um…but i said i used to do it! it used to be my distinct honor to do it. sunlight is a hell of a thing though.

          “do you think you’re cute enough, smart enough, or funny enough to NOT do it?”

          is this a trick question? because you know i do. lol

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @charli skipper, then you would be wrong.

            lol.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @charli skipper, then you would be wrong.

            lol.

        • charli skipper

          @Panama Jackson,

          “thats a hell of an admission.”

          i know! i was reluctant to admit it.

          “i’m gonna tell you like i’ve told other women who “don’t do that”:”

          um…but i said i used to do it! it used to be my distinct honor to do it. sunlight is a hell of a thing though.

          “do you think you’re cute enough, smart enough, or funny enough to NOT do it?”

          is this a trick question? because you know i do. lol

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @charli skipper, thats a hell of an admission. i’m gonna tell you like i’ve told other women who “don’t do that”:

        do you think you’re cute enough, smart enough, or funny enough to NOT do it?

        i aint met a woman alive yet who i thought was bomb enough to get away with not doing it.

      • charli skipper

        @charli skipper,

        and yall stop it with your self righteous e-stares and your gossip! don’t judge me!!

      • charli skipper

        @charli skipper,

        and yall stop it with your self righteous e-stares and your gossip! don’t judge me!!

    • charli skipper

      @superwoman,
      well…they are ugly. i went through a phase where i was all about the oral–with my 1 boyfriend. but then one day there was a little too much sunlight in the room and i saw too much. um…i’m not gonna lie. i haven’t done it since. uh uh. and, clearly, that was years ago. hell, i might be the friend you’re talkin about.

      i would never just straight up tell a man that i won’t do it or that i’m disgusted by it though. some things you have to figure out on your own, guy.

    • HabitualLineCrossa

      @superwoman, she might want you near her short hairs have you in her cross hairs.

      • Sula

        @HabitualLineCrossa,

        I am tempted to second that “emotion”…

        Such strong dislike of the pentis is mighty interesting.

      • Sula

        @HabitualLineCrossa,

        I am tempted to second that “emotion”…

        Such strong dislike of the pentis is mighty interesting.

    • HabitualLineCrossa

      @superwoman, she might want you near her short hairs have you in her cross hairs.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @superwoman,

      she is beautiful, smart, and sweet (with the juiciest, most promising lips)

      ***filed under “comments rendered useless without pics”***

      • Blacklaw

        @The Champ, Im waitin on iphone to be like….”there’s an app for that”

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Blacklaw,

          or the gphone

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Blacklaw,

          or the gphone

      • Blacklaw

        @The Champ, Im waitin on iphone to be like….”there’s an app for that”

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @superwoman,

      she is beautiful, smart, and sweet (with the juiciest, most promising lips)

      ***filed under “comments rendered useless without pics”***

    • http://blkbond.blogspot.com BlkBond

      @superwoman,

      I agree with you. I have dropped or cheated on at least 3 who aren’t oral.

      I’m a grown a** man. I need that in my life. I could careless if she looked like Ashwarya rai, had 7 degrees and spoke 5 languages.

      Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

      Bond. BlkBond.

      • Blacklaw

        @BlkBond, You have preached a good sermon young brotha…..Leth the church say…..”yAmen….yAmen…and of course…..yAmen”

      • Blacklaw

        @BlkBond, You have preached a good sermon young brotha…..Leth the church say…..”yAmen….yAmen…and of course…..yAmen”

      • Caballeroso

        @BlkBond,

        Cosign & downpayment!

      • Caballeroso

        @BlkBond,

        Cosign & downpayment!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BlkBond,

        Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

        i smell an entry here and sh*t

        • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

          @The Champ,

          i smell an entry here and sh*t

          The visual smelled 140% gay.

        • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

          @The Champ,

          i smell an entry here and sh*t

          The visual smelled 140% gay.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BlkBond,

        Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

        i smell an entry here and sh*t

      • Sula

        @BlkBond,

        Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

        I am cosigning this sentence… but will add that in the defense of women, it’s been my experience that men may have a harder time dealing with that type of honesty from a woman… There all kinds of connotations attached to statements like these: “I really like s3x and expect it to play an important role in our relationship” or “s3xual satisfaction is a deciding factor of whether or not a relationship lasts in my opinion”… unfortunately too many of your brethren read that as “Negro you did not handle your business to the point that I had to say something” or “I probably have more experience than you and I would like you to be aware of that fact” or even worst “I have been around the block”…. all statements that may or may not be true. All I am saying is it’s less comfortable for a woman to voice her opinions about the importance of s3x in a relationship… at least at the beginning…

        By the time, she has to voice them aloud, she has already been fantasized about Tony the mailman to get off while chexing you… which we all know does not bode well.

        p.s: All characters appearing in this entry are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

      • Sula

        @BlkBond,

        Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

        I am cosigning this sentence… but will add that in the defense of women, it’s been my experience that men may have a harder time dealing with that type of honesty from a woman… There all kinds of connotations attached to statements like these: “I really like s3x and expect it to play an important role in our relationship” or “s3xual satisfaction is a deciding factor of whether or not a relationship lasts in my opinion”… unfortunately too many of your brethren read that as “Negro you did not handle your business to the point that I had to say something” or “I probably have more experience than you and I would like you to be aware of that fact” or even worst “I have been around the block”…. all statements that may or may not be true. All I am saying is it’s less comfortable for a woman to voice her opinions about the importance of s3x in a relationship… at least at the beginning…

        By the time, she has to voice them aloud, she has already been fantasized about Tony the mailman to get off while chexing you… which we all know does not bode well.

        p.s: All characters appearing in this entry are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

    • http://blkbond.blogspot.com BlkBond

      @superwoman,

      I agree with you. I have dropped or cheated on at least 3 who aren’t oral.

      I’m a grown a** man. I need that in my life. I could careless if she looked like Ashwarya rai, had 7 degrees and spoke 5 languages.

      Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

      Bond. BlkBond.

    • Blacklaw

      @superwoman, you gotta love me or leave me alone

    • Blacklaw

      @superwoman, you gotta love me or leave me alone

  • superwoman

    this is for a friend of mine…

    *actually, giving him a bl*w job isn’t that big a deal. let me just try it…”

    girlfriend INSISTS that ‘oral love’ is a filthy business and she’ll NEVER do it… she is beautiful, smart, and sweet (with the juiciest, most promising lips) – but cannot sustain a relationship beyond month 1 (either they leave, or cheat- no doubt with an oral love giver). i’m convinced the lack of oral love is a real factor…

    i’m not one for holding people ransom for not performing certain s3xual activities, but she’s got this weird judgemental attitude towards it, and the d!ck in general – to the extent that i’m often like “my friend, do you even LIKE pen!ses???” coz she talks about them with such disdain….

  • A-Town Genius

    “Maybe we broke up for a reason and I shouldn’t try to get her back because it might just end up the same way it did the first time”

    • http://fromselahwithlove.blogspot.com Selah

      @A-Town Genius,

      This right here, my friend, is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

      • RedBeanzNRice on a Diet

        @Selah,

        Let the chuuch say “Amen”!

      • RedBeanzNRice on a Diet

        @Selah,

        Let the chuuch say “Amen”!

    • http://fromselahwithlove.blogspot.com Selah

      @A-Town Genius,

      This right here, my friend, is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

    • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

      @A-Town Genius,

      So simple, but so true… we should take the lessons we learned from that failed relationship and use it on the next guy not over and over again on the same loser…

      • Blacklaw

        @Naturally Alise, Well put. Being blinded by the booty and vision loss due to vitamin D are definitely plaguing our collective happiness. It is hard not to trust a ‘big butt and a smile’ when she tellin u this time gonna be different……real hard

        side bar: there has to be some kinda evolutionary connection between ppl being crazy as hell and havin the best chex game…..im just sayin ……I assume this is true for the yall ladies too

        • Me fail english?

          @Blacklaw,

          LOL. Cosign the whole damn thread. I think I’ve spent a grand total of like 6 months single as an adult ( I’m exaggerating..a little) because I refuse to get this shet through my skull.

        • Me fail english?

          @Blacklaw,

          LOL. Cosign the whole damn thread. I think I’ve spent a grand total of like 6 months single as an adult ( I’m exaggerating..a little) because I refuse to get this shet through my skull.

        • Sula

          @Blacklaw,

          there has to be some kinda evolutionary connection between ppl being crazy as hell and havin the best chex game

          My personal take? The craziness gets rid of any inhibitions one might have… The less inhibited the person? The better the chex.

        • Sula

          @Blacklaw,

          there has to be some kinda evolutionary connection between ppl being crazy as hell and havin the best chex game

          My personal take? The craziness gets rid of any inhibitions one might have… The less inhibited the person? The better the chex.

      • Blacklaw

        @Naturally Alise, Well put. Being blinded by the booty and vision loss due to vitamin D are definitely plaguing our collective happiness. It is hard not to trust a ‘big butt and a smile’ when she tellin u this time gonna be different……real hard

        side bar: there has to be some kinda evolutionary connection between ppl being crazy as hell and havin the best chex game…..im just sayin ……I assume this is true for the yall ladies too

    • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

      @A-Town Genius,

      So simple, but so true… we should take the lessons we learned from that failed relationship and use it on the next guy not over and over again on the same loser…

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @A-Town Genius, quite honestly, that realization might save more orphans in cambodia than angelina jolie could shake a stick at.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @A-Town Genius, quite honestly, that realization might save more orphans in cambodia than angelina jolie could shake a stick at.

  • A-Town Genius

    “Maybe we broke up for a reason and I shouldn’t try to get her back because it might just end up the same way it did the first time”

  • marai

    “maybe i don’t learn and i like this b.s cuz i sure nuff do keep gettin back together even though nothing really changes”

    “maybe it really is just about sex and we don’t have anything besides that to work with”

    “maybe this b!tch really is just hatin always cosigning the negatives cuz she is the one who is miserable and lonely and a gossip wh*re, when all i really needed to do was vent”

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @marai,

      i’d add “maybe i should learn how to spell my own name” to your list as well

      • Blacklaw

        @The Champ, lol

      • Blacklaw

        @The Champ, lol

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @The Champ, LMAO. so wrong but i literally spit water on my computer screen when i read that.

        or at least i would have if i was drinking water.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @The Champ, LMAO. so wrong but i literally spit water on my computer screen when i read that.

        or at least i would have if i was drinking water.

      • maria

        @The Champ,

        be quiet. lmao. punk

      • maria

        @The Champ,

        be quiet. lmao. punk

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @marai,

      i’d add “maybe i should learn how to spell my own name” to your list as well

  • marai

    “maybe i don’t learn and i like this b.s cuz i sure nuff do keep gettin back together even though nothing really changes”

    “maybe it really is just about sex and we don’t have anything besides that to work with”

    “maybe this b!tch really is just hatin always cosigning the negatives cuz she is the one who is miserable and lonely and a gossip wh*re, when all i really needed to do was vent”

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