the lightbulb: 8 simple inner “voila!” statements that would make vsb (and every other relationship advice website) obsolete

hmmm. maybe "i dont do commitment" actually isn't mancode for "i'll change my mind if you keep sleeping with me"
maybe “i dont do commitment” actually isn’t mancode for “i’ll change my mind if you keep sleeping with me”

you know, after we reach each of our crime-fighting and world domination goals, our plan is to live in a world where vsb has been rendered obsolete, a universe where the sage wisdom of panama, the champ, and liz’s boobs is no longer needed because everyone is making wise relationship-related decisions on their own.

thing is, we’re really not that far from that day, as much of the dating and mating acrimony we face (and the advice received) would be thwarted if we just started asking ourselves simple questions and began making simple mental comments and observations before acting, “voila!” statements if you will.

here’s 8 of them

1. “hmmm: would i be forced to kill somebody if i got her pregnant?”

from a man’s perspective, there are two distinct types of mental reactions to unplanned pregnancies.

a) “well, even though we weren’t expecting this, we can make this work”

b) “somebody (me, her, or the seed) has to die. now.”

there’d be no need for vsb if we stopped f*cking all of the potential “b’s”

2. “you know, maybe my perpetually single and unhappy girlfriends aren’t the best people to get relationship advice from”

3. “all of my friends seem to want to sleep with my man, and its getting pretty frustrating. i wonder if my daily tweets, emails, and facebook status messages about his d*ck have anything to do with that?”

4. “i love my stringent female beauty standards just the way they are. but, until i move out of my grandma’s basement, maybe i should either adjust them or just start keeping them to myself”

imagine, a world where lame men don’t hold all women to unrealistically and unattainably attractive standards, and where the rest of the men don’t have to listen to women incessantly b*tching about the men who do this, even though they only comprise 6% of the male population

5. “damn. another month has passed without a single man approaching me. i probably should try this new ‘sileing‘ or ‘miling‘ or whatever facial expression thing everybody keeps raving about.”

6. “even though he’s been really nice and sweet to me, i wonder if i should be more bothered by the man i saw him murder last weekend”

if i had a dollar for every woman i’ve known who’s attracted to shady dudes and needed consolation after he did some shady sh*t to her, i’d have at least 11 f*cking dollars. i know that doesn’t seem like alot of money, but it’s a recession, and that can get you a month’s worth of meals in pittsburgh

7. “f*ck! shot down again. maybe i should retire my genius ‘do you know the difference between my d*ck and a chicken leg? no? well, let’s go on a picnic and find out.‘ pick-up line”

8. “i should probably stop by the weight scale store at the mall some time next weekend. while i’m there, it wouldn’t hurt to peek inside the mirror store next door for a minute as well.”

i’m sure i’m missing a few.

people of vsb.com, can you think of any more inner “voila” statements that could make the dating and relationship game much easier?

—the champ

  • Buxxy

    “OK, so I know we just broke up a few weeks ago, and we had that random night of sex last night, but maybe telling him that I might be pregnant, even though it is a lie, won’t make him want to be with me again.”

    or

    “Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to be her friend RIGHT AFTER I broke up with her. Yea… letting her breathe for a month will make things better for the both of us”

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Buxxy,

      “OK, so I know we just broke up a few weeks ago, and we had that random night of sex last night, but maybe telling him that I might be pregnant, even though it is a lie, won’t make him want to be with me again.”

      ***filed under “evil sh*t that women do”***

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @Buxxy, “Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to be her friend RIGHT AFTER I broke up with her. Yea… letting her breathe for a month will make things better for the both of us”

      that’s different. hell, most guys i know, once we breakup with a chick we attempt to NEVER speak to her again. you only talk to jumpoffs you stop schlumping again.

  • http://www.thesoleblog.com Talia

    You guys hit it on the head with this and every entry. I write a relationship blog and it would definitely go into retirement because of this. Kudos.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Talia,

      welcome and sh*t (i think), and thanks for letting me know that i’m hitting it right

      • tnt_FTW

        @The Champ,
        “thanks for letting me know that i’m hitting it right”

        hahahahahahah if you are hitting it right you shouldn’t have to be told. im just saying

        • Peysonic Temple

          @tnt_FTW, men sometimes need affirmation too lol

      • Me fail english?

        @The Champ,

        hahahaha

  • superwoman

    this is for a friend of mine…

    *actually, giving him a bl*w job isn’t that big a deal. let me just try it…”

    girlfriend INSISTS that ‘oral love’ is a filthy business and she’ll NEVER do it… she is beautiful, smart, and sweet (with the juiciest, most promising lips) – but cannot sustain a relationship beyond month 1 (either they leave, or cheat- no doubt with an oral love giver). i’m convinced the lack of oral love is a real factor…

    i’m not one for holding people ransom for not performing certain s3xual activities, but she’s got this weird judgemental attitude towards it, and the d!ck in general – to the extent that i’m often like “my friend, do you even LIKE pen!ses???” coz she talks about them with such disdain….

    • charli skipper

      @superwoman,
      well…they are ugly. i went through a phase where i was all about the oral–with my 1 boyfriend. but then one day there was a little too much sunlight in the room and i saw too much. um…i’m not gonna lie. i haven’t done it since. uh uh. and, clearly, that was years ago. hell, i might be the friend you’re talkin about.

      i would never just straight up tell a man that i won’t do it or that i’m disgusted by it though. some things you have to figure out on your own, guy.

      • superwoman

        @charli skipper, ha ha ha – no no, pity the poor creatures – such sweet, foolish-looking knobby- things…so easy to manipulate, (say the right words, and they shrink… then say something else – and they self-inflate!) so much fun to play with, so cute and helpless looking, hardly has any control of itself…

        back on a serious note – you’re right – pen1s-dislike are one of those things you have to figure out on your own….(assuming you haven’t been hurt by one)

        • Lady I

          @superwoman,

          … pity the poor creatures – such sweet, foolish-looking knobby- things…so easy to manipulate, (say the right words, and they shrink… then say something else – and they self-inflate!) so much fun to play with, so cute and helpless looking, hardly has any control of itself…

          I put that on my facebook… Loves it!

      • An Island

        @charli skipper

        “well…they are ugly.”

        I’m filing this under “Rationalization.” Female parts create a lot more visual issues than male parts, so I hope you’re at least being consistent on what you give and receive. And I don’t know a guy who doesn’t find that to be a deal breaker (which I’m sure you’re well aware of).

        • OrangeStar616

          @An Island, an uncircumsized joint is ugly and weird and nasty..but a reg nice smooth and shiny is a thing of beauty IMO LOL……..one thing I have noticed in movies over the years they make alot of scary aliens and monsters and sh*t resemble the vagina..think Predator for instance LMAO

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @charli skipper,

        well…they are ugly.

        ok. lets say you’d never seen a penis or a vagina before, and the earth was suddenly invaded by penis monsters and vagina monsters. the vagina monsters (with their multiple flaps and colors, and inclinations to leak various fluids) would easily be the most scary

        • IVR

          @The Champ, “ok. lets say you’d never seen a penis or a vagina before, and the earth was suddenly invaded by penis monsters and vagina monsters. the vagina monsters (with their multiple flaps and colors, and inclinations to leak various fluids) would easily be the most scary”

          LMBAO! U stupid . . .

        • charli skipper

          @The Champ,
          can we wax the vagina monsters, leave a really cute design, and just see them from a specific angle?

        • AnonyMiss

          @The Champ,

          i think vajayjays are kinda funny lookin and peni1ses are beautiful but maybe im jus weird…

      • Blacklaw

        @charli skipper, Lookin confused like they still make these…….not u charlie I cant believe my ears……..give penis another chance…..mine look good in the sunshine……might I suggest lower more flattering light (like the kind Barbara Walters got in her contract)?

        • charli skipper

          @Blacklaw,
          i’m not sayin i won’t do it ever again or that i think its nasty…i think it’s just my way of being passive agressive. some guys don’t deserve it and i want to let them know that without letting them know that i know that they think i should do it. but i don’t mind pulling the services back out for a man that i like & care about that doesn’t vex me on the down low.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @charli skipper, thats a hell of an admission. i’m gonna tell you like i’ve told other women who “don’t do that”:

        do you think you’re cute enough, smart enough, or funny enough to NOT do it?

        i aint met a woman alive yet who i thought was bomb enough to get away with not doing it.

        • charli skipper

          @Panama Jackson,

          “thats a hell of an admission.”

          i know! i was reluctant to admit it.

          “i’m gonna tell you like i’ve told other women who “don’t do that”:”

          um…but i said i used to do it! it used to be my distinct honor to do it. sunlight is a hell of a thing though.

          “do you think you’re cute enough, smart enough, or funny enough to NOT do it?”

          is this a trick question? because you know i do. lol

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @charli skipper, then you would be wrong.

            lol.

      • charli skipper

        @charli skipper,

        and yall stop it with your self righteous e-stares and your gossip! don’t judge me!!

    • HabitualLineCrossa

      @superwoman, she might want you near her short hairs have you in her cross hairs.

      • Sula

        @HabitualLineCrossa,

        I am tempted to second that “emotion”…

        Such strong dislike of the pentis is mighty interesting.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @superwoman,

      she is beautiful, smart, and sweet (with the juiciest, most promising lips)

      ***filed under “comments rendered useless without pics”***

      • Blacklaw

        @The Champ, Im waitin on iphone to be like….”there’s an app for that”

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @Blacklaw,

          or the gphone

    • http://blkbond.blogspot.com BlkBond

      @superwoman,

      I agree with you. I have dropped or cheated on at least 3 who aren’t oral.

      I’m a grown a** man. I need that in my life. I could careless if she looked like Ashwarya rai, had 7 degrees and spoke 5 languages.

      Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

      Bond. BlkBond.

      • Blacklaw

        @BlkBond, You have preached a good sermon young brotha…..Leth the church say…..”yAmen….yAmen…and of course…..yAmen”

      • Caballeroso

        @BlkBond,

        Cosign & downpayment!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        @BlkBond,

        Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

        i smell an entry here and sh*t

        • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

          @The Champ,

          i smell an entry here and sh*t

          The visual smelled 140% gay.

      • Sula

        @BlkBond,

        Adults (men & women) need to be honest with other adults about the importance of sex in a relationship. Sometime I think it gets marginalized.

        I am cosigning this sentence… but will add that in the defense of women, it’s been my experience that men may have a harder time dealing with that type of honesty from a woman… There all kinds of connotations attached to statements like these: “I really like s3x and expect it to play an important role in our relationship” or “s3xual satisfaction is a deciding factor of whether or not a relationship lasts in my opinion”… unfortunately too many of your brethren read that as “Negro you did not handle your business to the point that I had to say something” or “I probably have more experience than you and I would like you to be aware of that fact” or even worst “I have been around the block”…. all statements that may or may not be true. All I am saying is it’s less comfortable for a woman to voice her opinions about the importance of s3x in a relationship… at least at the beginning…

        By the time, she has to voice them aloud, she has already been fantasized about Tony the mailman to get off while chexing you… which we all know does not bode well.

        p.s: All characters appearing in this entry are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

    • Blacklaw

      @superwoman, you gotta love me or leave me alone

  • A-Town Genius

    “Maybe we broke up for a reason and I shouldn’t try to get her back because it might just end up the same way it did the first time”

    • http://fromselahwithlove.blogspot.com Selah

      @A-Town Genius,

      This right here, my friend, is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

      • RedBeanzNRice on a Diet

        @Selah,

        Let the chuuch say “Amen”!

    • http://naturallyalise.blogspot.com Naturally Alise

      @A-Town Genius,

      So simple, but so true… we should take the lessons we learned from that failed relationship and use it on the next guy not over and over again on the same loser…

      • Blacklaw

        @Naturally Alise, Well put. Being blinded by the booty and vision loss due to vitamin D are definitely plaguing our collective happiness. It is hard not to trust a ‘big butt and a smile’ when she tellin u this time gonna be different……real hard

        side bar: there has to be some kinda evolutionary connection between ppl being crazy as hell and havin the best chex game…..im just sayin ……I assume this is true for the yall ladies too

        • Me fail english?

          @Blacklaw,

          LOL. Cosign the whole damn thread. I think I’ve spent a grand total of like 6 months single as an adult ( I’m exaggerating..a little) because I refuse to get this shet through my skull.

        • Sula

          @Blacklaw,

          there has to be some kinda evolutionary connection between ppl being crazy as hell and havin the best chex game

          My personal take? The craziness gets rid of any inhibitions one might have… The less inhibited the person? The better the chex.

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @A-Town Genius, quite honestly, that realization might save more orphans in cambodia than angelina jolie could shake a stick at.

  • marai

    “maybe i don’t learn and i like this b.s cuz i sure nuff do keep gettin back together even though nothing really changes”

    “maybe it really is just about sex and we don’t have anything besides that to work with”

    “maybe this b!tch really is just hatin always cosigning the negatives cuz she is the one who is miserable and lonely and a gossip wh*re, when all i really needed to do was vent”

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @marai,

      i’d add “maybe i should learn how to spell my own name” to your list as well

      • Blacklaw

        @The Champ, lol

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        @The Champ, LMAO. so wrong but i literally spit water on my computer screen when i read that.

        or at least i would have if i was drinking water.

      • maria

        @The Champ,

        be quiet. lmao. punk

  • maria

    maybe i do need to stop calling and leave it alone

    maybe some things i should just keep to myself

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @maria,

      “maybe i do need to stop calling and leave it alone’

      this is exactly what somebody needs to tell stacey dash before i put a restraining order on her

      • V Renee

        @The Champ,

        You and your fantasies. So cute.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          @V Renee,

          fantasize deez

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @maria, maybe some things i should just keep to myself

      i’m convinced more people would make it to date 2 if they would learn to just shut the f*ck up. and everybody knows that date 2 is when you’re knockin’ boots like a 2 man group from Houston.

      rip dino.

      • miss t-lee

        @Panama Jackson,

        I hate you for making me laugh at the “No Dino”…dayum!

        • Me fail english?

          @miss t-lee,

          I’m just mad he remembered his name. Panama’s basement got autographed posters of “The Boyz” and shti.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @Me fail english?, “dial my heart” was the sh*t.

      • Sula

        @Panama Jackson,

        And they were on the local radio station this morning…. talking about their tour and shet.

        RIP Dino indeed. :)

        • miss t-lee

          @Sula,
          Word, they gon’ tour?
          After hearing their new song I would have thought they would have retired out back to the woodshed.

          • Sula

            @miss t-lee,

            Shoot! They on the twitter, MySpace and Facebook too! Trying to upgrade themselves. Shiiiid! Them ninjas be planning THEE comeback… :lol:

        • Me fail english?

          @Sula,

          A show is one thing. But these ninjas is doin tours??? Is Hi-Five the opening act???

          • miss t-lee

            @Me fail english?,
            Not without Tony Thompson (the lead singer), you know he died too.

          • Me fail english?

            @miss t-lee,

            Damnit! Is this your new full-time job? Just wait for me to type a name on VSB and swoop down like “Nope. He dead.”?? T-Lee I love you like some cooked food but Im bout to de-friend yo ass if you tell me one more of my childhood musical idols (ok that’s a stretch) died.

            *runs from computer chair in tears*

          • miss t-lee

            @Me fail english?,
            I can’t help it….life after the limelight is harsh.
            I won’t tell you they are dead, that is if you name a live one.

  • superwoman

    perhaps if i called her at least once a day, and returned her phone calls – she wouldn’t think i was up to shadiness…

    • Blacklaw

      @superwoman, truth but aint nobody tryna talk about the same ish on the phone we were talking bout when I saw you a few minutes/hours ago……..have something interesting to talk about if the phone call is gonna go on for over 5min….otherwise i suggest text messaging

      • http://blkbond.blogspot.com BlkBond

        @Blacklaw,

        Church. I was writing a post on this very topic.

        Women are always talking about how we ‘don’t talk’ or ‘don’t call’ and it’s like, “you ain’t talkin’ about sh*t!”.
        I’m not about hold that plastic to my ear for an hour to listen to you talk about where you might go for lunch, what song you heard on the f*ckin’ radio on your way to work, and go on about celebrities. FOH!

        Bond. BlkBond.

        • Blacklaw

          @BlkBond, i be tellin chix that cell phone causes brain cancer …minimze ur use jabber jaw…..

          When I say I gotta go….I gotta go!!!!! Me and Champ are true believers in the fact that too many women are walking around sex offenders…….”raping my time”

          Legal Negro

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

            @Blacklaw,

            When I say I gotta go….I gotta go!!!!! Me and Champ are true believers in the fact that too many women are walking around sex offenders…….”raping my time

            seriously, if we ever get this vsb podcast thing up and running, i want our first guest to be patrice o’neal

          • Blacklaw

            @Blacklaw, Give me a heads up I will fly in and give my professional opinion ……..

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @superwoman, sounds like a personal problem to me.

      • CPT Callamity

        @Panama Jackson,

        Bwahahahah.!

  • MzKang

    “i probably should try this new ‘sileing‘ or ‘miling‘ or whatever facial expression thing everybody keeps raving about.”

    LOL! Smizing. Thank Tyra and America’s Next Top Model for that.

    How about…
    –Maybe I should keep a life of my own and not drop everything for my boo…or take on all of his/her interests because I think that makes me more appealing.
    –I should probably take it down a notch and not try to marry any man that shows interest in me.
    –Maybe if there is something major I’m desiring to change about someone, I should cut my losses early cause change probably ain’t coming.

    Lastly, maybe I should just gain some common sense. That should solve a few problems. I’m just sayin…

    • Blacklaw

      @MzKang, cosign

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @MzKang,

      Lastly, maybe I should just gain some common sense.

      this would put us out of business

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @MzKang, –I should probably take it down a notch and not try to marry any man that shows interest in me.

      this sounds like the premise of a bad reality show or an episode of MTV’s true life.

  • VeronicaCorningstoneD

    keeping it really real because it’s late and i’m tired of studying:

    -maybe I shouldn’t confuse male attention as a replacement for self-esteem
    -maybe i should mile more lol
    -maybe i should be more open-minded
    -maybe i should make time for something (other than dude and school) that interests me
    -maybe i shouldnt confuse physical attraction for mental compatibilty
    -maybe i should break it off with you
    -maybe i should stop thinking and trying to let myself off the hook and just do the right thing like spike
    -rockstar lifestyle might don’t make it. burr.

    • miss t-lee

      @VeronicaCorningstoneD,
      “-rockstar lifestyle might don’t make it. burr.”

      *giggling*

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

      @VeronicaCorningstoneD,

      Greater Mount Methuselah Meets Metamucil On the road to Jericho Using Google Maps Center of the Holiness with Blackness Ebenezer Church of the Latter Day Saints of New Orleans

      • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

        @Panama Jackson, I wonder if there’s a Mooslum word for what you just said?

      • Sula

        @Panama Jackson,

        Methuselah Meets Metamucil

        iDied. really died.

        Seriously, what are you on, Panama? :lol:

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @Panama Jackson,

        LMFAO!!!!

        Why must you be so wrong? I mean, you are just DEAD wrong.

      • http://twitter.com/WuDaMan WuDaMan

        @Panama Jackson, no Panama NOOOOOOOOOO

        *soul just died a lot from laughin*

  • Blacklaw

    Maybe…..If I stopped watchin so much porn i would have more realistic views of what women should act and look like….and probably wouldnt need to go to the strip club so often to fill some empty void of sexual depravity that my girl is more than willing to fulfill if I only asked (with a little bass in my voice)

    “Perhaps if I gave him so more chex, head, and knew a little something about sports he wouldn’t be so willing to stray”…….(this is a lie…….but at least he’d be happy when he got home from cheatin on u)

    “Maybe I should give ol’ boy a second look….while he doesnt look like Tyson Beckford….he does have a good job, good convo, and no priors or std’s”

    “Maybe I need to start lookin at non-Black men” (that one hurt just to type……but I got sisters)

    • miss t-lee

      @Blacklaw,
      ““Maybe I should give ol’ boy a second look….while he doesnt look like Tyson Beckford….he does have a good job, good convo, and no priors or std’s””

      *thumbs up*
      But on the for realla, ain’t no kat running around here looking like Tyson Beckford, except Tyson Beckford…lmao

      • V Renee

        @miss t-lee,

        But on the for realla, ain’t no kat running around here looking like Tyson Beckford, except Tyson Beckford .

        LMAO. True True.

      • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

        @miss t-lee,

        Truth. I’m thinkin’ he’s mistaking those who THINK they look like Tyson Beckford (about 796,000 men) with those who actually do (about 1.1 men). lol

        • miss t-lee

          @Cheekie,
          Point taken.
          CTFU

      • Me fail english?

        @miss t-lee,

        Sorry ladies. But Tyson Beckford is NOT HOT.

        *dodges tomatoes*

        • miss t-lee

          @Me fail english?,
          Maybe not now…but trust me back in ’97 I literally thought the sun rose and set on his azz. I used to have his half nekkid calendar hanging up in my kitchen.
          Yup.

        • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

          @Me fail english?,

          My sis actually thinks the same way as you. She’s always talmbout, “WTF is the big deal?!” .I DO think he’s hot, but he’s not really on my register as far as ideal hot guys. I mean, if I saw him in a Ralph Lauren ad with a shirt off, I’d nod like, “Yeah, that’s what’s up”, but he’s not one of my faves or nothin’.

        • Deeds

          @Me fail english?,
          I agree he’s only ok to me. Plus, I think he’s gay. Give me Morris Chestnut or Idris anyday.

          • Me fail english?

            @Deeds,

            Girrrlll. I dont like to buy into the rumors but he always looked a little sweet. Then once the gossip started flying around I couldnt get it out my mind. I felt bad for his babymomma on that E show, all still in love with him. Like, “Girl, you know he’s really after your brother”

          • miss t-lee

            @Deeds,
            I know I’m one of the few Black women who doesn’t find Morris attractive.
            Nope…no sir, I don’t like him.
            He’s not what’s humid on the highway.

          • http://stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com Stuff Ghetto People Like

            @Deeds, I take it you’re a V fan?

          • Sula

            @miss t-lee,

            Nope not the only one. I don’t find Morris that attractive either. He’s definitely not what’s “chaud dans la rue.”

          • http://www.sistersoundoff.blogspot.com Cheekie

            miss t-lee,

            Re: Morris Chestnut

            He aiight. But, I think what the dealbreaker was for me was when he was on Two Can Play That Game and he was tryin’ to give Vivica the bedroom eyes. You know that tryin’ too hard to be smooth mess. It looked all kinds of Fruit Loop Ghey to me. So, I’m with ya there. He is not — I’mma keep this going — what’s blistering in the back alley*.

            *This is also, [insert percentage here] ghey, which…appropriate? *shrug*

          • miss t-lee

            @ Sula,
            Love the international flavor…lol

            @Cheekie,
            It was THAT moment? LOL
            IDK–I don’t think he was ever good looking to me, not in BITH, not in the Best Man…I just can’t.

        • Sula

          @Me fail english?,

          (((*Me Fail*)))
          That’s my warm hugs… cause I have to co-sign that shet until the end of the world aka 2012.

          Yes, ladies, Tyson Beckford is NOT hot.

          • Deeds

            @Cheekie,
            It’s funny you mention that movie. There was a scene where I loved him in that movie. It was the scene right after he “flipped the script on Vivica” and then he came into work with this very confident walk. For some reason I really liked that, IMO.

            @ Stuff Ghetto People Like
            Not exactly sure what a V fan is. The only thing I can think of is vagina, and if that is the case then that would be no.

        • Jekova

          I agree!!

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      @Blacklaw,

      “Maybe I need to start lookin at non-Black men” (that one hurt just to type……but I got sisters)

      ***nodding head***

    • atltx

      @Blacklaw,

      “Maybe…..If I stopped watchin so much porn i would have more realistic views of what women should act and look like….and probably wouldnt need to go to the strip club so often to fill some empty void of sexual depravity that my girl is more than willing to fulfill if I only asked (with a little bass in my voice)”

      WTH? BS! Watch some pron and go to the strip club yourself so yall can surprise us. I’m not about to raise my voice at a woman to get some hucklebuck action.

      • Blacklaw

        @atltx, Lol@ hucklebuck…..But I know you feel me that some dudes be at the strip a little too much (a lot too much). There aint no way pron and magic city aint effecting the “normal stimulation” of a chick walkin round the house in her drawz.

        • atltx

          @Blacklaw,

          First off…congrats on knowing about a good strip club to go to for tutoring…yes tutoring. We should make a fieldtrip out of it.

          I would not recommend too many other places for average women to go learn. Some places are just too much like whore houses. Magic city on the other hand…you’ll see alumni licence plates on a number of the dancer’s cars…and you would never guess that the trainer in your gym or SOME of your coworkers moonlight there.

          Go in places like this to learn how to walk around in your underwear…some of yall don’t have a clue. And no…you don’t have to buy expensive lingerie. If you learn how to carry that azz…it can be sexy in your comfy granny time of the month with part of the wing/string hanging out panties with the elastic coming apart because you done had em for 10 years. And better yet…strippers from this establishment can teach yall how to walk around buck nekkid…with confidence. A woman built like a platypus…with confidence…is not lonely.

          • Blacklaw

            @atltx, Dont get me effed up…. Magic city chix…is bad chix…..but when me and the crew go to a fine gentlemen’s establishment….i feel it is awkward that some of them know “the exotic dancers” on a first name basis…..

            second im not sure a field trip is warranted or appropriate as I have done quite a bit of research…..(Blacklaw is a board certified bootyologist and a grown a$$ MAN *not sure if the name was throwin u off on my gender*)

            third u and i are in total agreement on the possible skill level enhancement that such an establishment will have on a chick’s day to day walking ability….i prefer heels and them thigh high stockings if anybody asking

            But back to our “raison d’etre” I think over stimulation of the male libido is part of the reason dudes need “niagra” and the rest of them pills and find themselves dissatisfied with the chick they got who would be the baddest nastiest freakiest chick on earth if they would just say something instead of using “Wett” (look her up she tha ish) as their amateur psychologist.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            @atltx, i dont know man…expecting women to adhere to stripper standards is a bit much. i mean, regardless to what we think, a lot of those women are the physical dimes we talk about. you can’t just manufacture the fineness. hell, the first stripper i ever saw in my life amazed me. i was like, gotdamn, how is this the finest women i’ve seen thus far in life.

            i was only 12 but you get the point.