the least

approximately two or so years ago, while bored and aimlessly late night searching for girls gone wild informercials channel surfing, i came across a roundtable of hip-hop heads on mtv28 discussing the “state of hip-hop” and reflecting on the year’s big events. when the year’s biggest event (the ending of the nas/jay-z cold war and subsequent merger) was brought up, each of the dozen or so people at the roundtable nodded their heads in joyous approval and spoke about how great it was that these two iconic figures finally decided to make peace and music with each other.

well, each of the dozen…except one.

as soon as the mention of this peacemaking was brought up, the camera panned to this one person, who was making a face like he was being forced to suck on a lemon stuck between her…

..legs. a look of sheer disdain and disgust and hate that these two grown men had the nerve to stop beefing, and that mtv had the audacity to laud this as a good thing.

when the moderator finally asked this one person what the hell was wrong with him, this one person remarked (**paraphrasing**)

“i’m sayin though, b. ya’ll n*ggas acting like n*ggas in the street care about what these old ass n*ggas do, b. word is bond, i gots my ear to the streets, b…i talk to them young n*ggas everyday, and they aint worried about no aarp-ass n*ggas squashing beef. naw, man. i make my music for the 14 year olds that wanna hear about my life…b*tches and hoes and weed and killing n*ggas. the 14 year olds in the street do wanna hear about no damn peace, b.”

when you combine the amount of sheer, unadulteratedly jubilant ignorance this person happliy exhibits, plus the fact that he’s helped to perpetuate a horrendous trend (young african-american men dressing like jamaican dancehall artists) despite his incessant clowning of “f*gg*t ass rappers with tight jeans” (read: kanye), plus the fact that he’s a founding member of the most aggressively ignorant crew in the history of hip-hop, plus his resonate and undoubtable influence and appeal with many young-minded idiots people, is the reason why…

…jim jones is my least favorite person in america, and the bane of vsb.com’s existance.

dishonorable mention: owens, terrell. kilpatrick, kwame. the chubby snizzle who lives on the bottom floor of my building who always makes a big fuss about moving away from the door when she’s out there blocking the entrance and smoking cigarettes.

so, dyspeptic readers of vsb.com, who is your least favorite person in america right now, and why?

—the champ

678 thoughts on “the least

  1. I have a couple.

    1. The head of an organization I used to work at. Dude owes me $9660. It’s been months since I quit; I had to file a claim with the Dept. of Labor. I won. But he’s not responding to their requests to pay up. Bastard.

    2. This chick who works at the reggae club I frequent. I dislike her just cuz.

  2. oh, so THATS what the infamous Jim Jones looks like! I’d never seen him before…

    um…least favorite person? I’ll have to think on that one.

    • I know I am going to get killed for saying this but I find Sarah Palin highly, highly entertaining. She was the highlight of the VP debate. My vote won’t go to her ticket but I’ll miss her after election day.

      • oh, the heffa is mad entertaining but damn it, she still annoys me and i feel like she’s setting women back with all her nonsense, f^uckery and tomfoolery.

        my girl sent me a link to a palin flowchart on how she made it through the debate. it’s hilarious. i’ll post it.

        • I admire the chick’s hustle, I do.

          Small town mayor to governor to VP candidate? I should have dreamed bigger.

          And though I don’t agree with her views I won’t knock them. Not too much anyway, lol. He!!, my maw maw is pro-life and pro guns. Southern Catholics love their guns and babies.

          • “I should have dreamed bigger.”

            dang, V.E.G., you ain’t neva lied. i can see Mexico from my [parental's] backyard and i’m Mexican–i’m like my own damn embassy. that makes me worthy of a presidential nomination. of what party?? the VSB party, heyyyyyyy.

            • After watching the VP debate – Biden didn’t bowl me over, either – I was like, “I could be VP”. lol.

              And when they were asked the question ‘how would you lead if the president died?’ I said a silent prayer, begging God to never let us find out how either one of ‘em would do.

            • not to piss in your Wheaties, but i rescind your worthiness of presidential nomination to the VSB Party. the champ and I have yet to properly vet candidates.

              we’ll have our people call your people.

          • I agree. Her hustle is tight. But damn it, make sure you have something to offer when your hustle comes through. She makes me weep for women in these interviews. I disagree with how she is presenting herself. I don’t knock her as a whole, even though I do disagree with almost everything that comes out of her mouth, but she is not ready or stepping up to the plate.

            • A lot of conservatives are pro-life but support capital punishment.

              And a lot of liberals support choice but are against capital punishment.

              That always confused me.

              • i’m usually not that sensitive about certain “political” issues, but about pro-lifers i say a big “F*CK EM, F*CK EM, F*CK EM” (c) Katt Williams. why would you force a woman to bring a child into this world she (and maybe the BD) can’t/won’t take care of?? same unwanted bastards will likely be out on the streets years later muggin folks or in schools shooting them up. why?? becuz they weren’t cared for or loved properly since their birth was unwanted and regretted.

                for those against abortions, they need to figure out how to take care of kids currently in abusive/neglectful homes, orphanages, foster care system, etc with better policies and social programs. unfortunately pro-life platforms don’t exactly advocate for those “blessed” embryos/fetuses after they’re OUT the womb and IN society. “glad you’re mommy didn’t kill you but F*CK YOU now that you’re able to breath on your own. welcome to the world!”

              • “why would you force a woman to bring a child into this world she”

                I agree. I go back and forth with the abortion issue (darn Catholicism) but I must say that I think it is immoral to have a child you know you can’t effectively parent. If it’s a sin, the woman will face God on judgment day.

                And nobody betta mention placing the child for adoption!!! It’s not so easy for black babies to get homes. The MAJORITY of newborn babies up for adoption are black. Our folk aren’t adopting the way white folk are and, yeah, a white family may want to adopt a lil brown bugger but they usually want a kid that kinda looks like them first. Setting a kid up to grow up in the system is not cool.

              • i consider myself spiritual and i gets down heavy with my main man JC and The Good Book (+apocrypha). but i have absolutely NO trouble sleeping at night with other people making their own daggone decisions about sin vs. God’s will–that’s they business. i think the only time the govt needs to interfere is in regards to lung-using humans. but that’s just me.

                *stepping down from soapbox* good night and good luck.

              • “i have absolutely NO trouble sleeping at night with other people making their own daggone decisions about sin vs. God’s will”

                We are on the same page. And I have a serious problem with the government legislating morality. So while I thank God I’ve never personally had to face the choice I’ll be damned if someone else is told she can’t have a choice in the matter.

                My issue is with abortion as birth control. To that I say, close your legs you overly fertile heffas.

              • My biggest thing is people trying to force their opinions on me and tell me what I should do with my body.I’m not knocking anybody who’s against it. That’s your choice. So don’t knock me since I’m for it. It’s a personal decision. I’ve never been in that situation, but to tell me that I legally, cannot even have the option? NO.

                Now I’m not advocating abortion as birth control but however a woman decides to do it, it’s her choice. On top of parents that are not financially/mentally ready and how hard it is for black kids to get adopted as mentioned, I especially can’t get with folks who are against it in ANY situation, like SP. Rape? Incest? No ma’am.

              • The no abortion EVER thing blows my mind. Like, you want a woman to carry a baby conceived through rape/incest???? Don’t they realize how that could fcku somebody up, mentally? And health care being what it is, the mother would get subpar, if any, counseling…

              • im on the same page with you ladies…im pro-choice because i dont know that i could ever have an abortion, but i dont feel like my decisions and choices need to be imposed on every other woman in the country.

                i dont know a whole lot of pro-lifers personally, but im gonna go out on a limb and guess, that a whole lotta them are NOT adopting kids (especially not Black kids). they wanna make sure the child is born, but then wanna complain when their tax dollars go to pay for it…

              • Even thought I was raised in the church and thus indoctrinated to think that abortion in all cases is wrong, the fact is I believe in a woman’s right to choose… responsibly.

                My mother started her career as a midwife in England back in the 70′s. At that time all hospitals were mandated to perform abortions and England was the only country where they were readily available.

                Even though she doesn’t agree with abortion in theory, the medical professional in her understands that it needs to be a legally proteced medical procedue. She has seen the effects of botched back alley abortions which can result in scarring, greater susceptibilty to endometriosis and uterine cancer as well as death. I personally know two women who will never be able to have children because they lived in countries where abortion was illegal. One was raped by her cousin.

              • you know if young prepubescent women were allowed to witness live abortions, birth control would not be a problem. As someone who has been in the room when one was performed (don’t ask) let me just say that that is something I never want to experience. EVER!

                I am pro choice all the way! primarily because poor people don’t have much choices in life, and I’ve been in the room when priests and other moral high minded people have convinced young women to keep their children and I often times have left the room shaking my head because I know all they did was to continue the cycle of poverty. I agree with most of you that it should not be used as a form of birth control, but damn no one should be able to regulate my reproductive rights. Let me face the music with my higher power.

        • O.M.G. **actually mouthing “o.m.g” as i type**

          i am STARING at the chart right now lol. it’s taped above my desk in my lab (why i’m actually in lab at this time of night is even more laughable). the flowchart makes me happy by making me feel as absurd as she sounds.

        • feel like she’s setting women back with all her nonsense, f^uckery and tomfoolery.

          It’s true.

      • naw, i’m with you. i find her entertaining too. the only problem is that she’s serious. like, Bush, who i also find highly entertaining and will miss in a way once he leaves office. however, i will only miss him b/c he seems like the kind of cat you can sit and be ignant around with no repercussions. he just seems like a fun grandpa. world leader? no so much.

        • “naw, i’m with you. i find her entertaining too. the only problem is that she’s serious. like, Bush, who i also find highly entertaining and will miss in a way once he leaves office. however, i will only miss him b/c he seems like the kind of cat you can sit and be ignant around with no repercussions. he just seems like a fun grandpa. world leader? no so much.”

          you know, i actually don’t dislike bush. i just look at him as a dude with daddy issues who’s in way over his head. part of me actually feels sorry for him

          • “you know, i actually don’t dislike bush. i just look at him as a dude with daddy issues who’s in way over his head. part of me actually feels sorry for him”

            Currently reading the Bush Tragedy (this along with the book “the N word” gets a lot of sideway looks from the caucasians on DC metro) . . . But anyway, that book would really make you feel bad for him . . . them mfers got issues!

          • i don’t feel sorry for him, cause he SHOULD have known better. but i don’t dislike for the bush family either…dubya (and the sibs) just have some issues trying to live up to daddy.
            but imo, neither of those dudes should have been president of anything, much less the US.

      • *giggles* I called her “Moosejaw Barbie” on FB the other day…but I think I like Caribou better! Hayle, if McCain HAD chosen Barbie as a running mate, she’d still be more qualified than Palin!

    • My enemy is any person who opposes my interests.

      My nemesis is the one particular person who is most of the time successful in opposing my interests.

      My archenemy is the one particular person who has either caused me such (usually psychological) pain in the past or is so evenly matched with me, that even though his opposing of me never completely succeeds, I spend the most time attempting to deal with him (or her) because we are so evenly matched or I have so much issues dealing with her (or him), that all my efforts are frustrated.

      Keep in mind that these are active parties. Not only do they attempt to stop thwart my actions, they also go further towards causing me further ruin and pain. Passive opposers, those who are content with just stopping me for getting what I want are called “haters”.

        • that’s one of my favourite books!! – you know, next to war and peace and mrs dalloway and whatnot… i am the worst english major of all time.

      • “Not only do they attempt to stop thwart my actions…”

        thwart def isn’t used enough in every day vernacular. i enjoyed seeing it in your comment, kam.

  3. well, besides jim jones–for no reason other than my ex-SO used to sing that damn ballin’ song all the damn time and i hated whoever made it before i realized that it was jim jones, a person who’s name i did not know until then and had been thought of in my mind as ‘that dude that hangs with cam’ron.’

    and he looks hella dirty.

    sarah palin is too easy but damn it, its true and she’s on the list.

    do these have to be people we actually know? cause ‘ol waiter boy at the red tavern restaurant was about to have me leap out of my booth and stab him in the neck with my spoon. rude people are always on the list.

    the 2520′s at my job for reasons that would keep me up until when i actually have to be at work in the morning. but let’s just say i have to call on Kang Jesus numerous times every day along with reminding myself to fix my face.

  4. LOL excellent choic with jim jones!

    My least favourite person in America? Thats simply. the grand poobah of fellatio, Mr Sean Hannity. I just want him to not be alive anymore. Ive pleaded with his heart several times to stop pumping blood into that douchebag, but no luck yet.

    • “Ive pleaded with his heart several times to stop pumping blood into that douchebag, but no luck yet.”

      damn! that’s rough.but you know…prayer works…ok, we are both going to hell. lol.

    • “Ive pleaded with his heart several times to stop pumping blood into that douchebag, but no luck yet.”

      this is a darn good plea.

    • Ive pleaded with his heart several times to stop pumping blood into that douchebag, but no luck yet.

      This made me spit out my Quaker Oats Weight Control Oatmeal.

  5. i’m gonna go ahead and pull a Palin and say i’m not going to answer the question. instead, i’m going to talk about what’s dangling at the very neuron tips of my frontal cortex….

    ~KGeezy!!!!~ who is prob one of my favoritist persons at this very moment. he was just in MY [temp] city, at MY school playin ball. on the same court as LBJ (that dude is cold), no less. and i’m pretty sure KG winked at me when he made his last shot before peacin out the game.

    *batting eyelashes* ohhhh man, i think i’m in luuuuhv.

      • thanks, shat. wait, that shortening of your name doesn’t quite seem flattering. my bad.

        oh, and to answer your question from the previous post–i’d do…errr umm…i mean choose mcsteamy. what can i say?? he gets me misty.

      • Hey just wanted to know if Shatani is ur real name???? It’s mine and it was weird seeing it on the site. lol But my least favorite person right now would beeeee Sarah Palin. I gag every time I see her or hear her voice. She has the IQ of an 8th grader. lol Wait make that 6th grader. and she needs to get contacts it’s 2008 and glasses no longer make you look smart when everything that comes out of your mouth is garbage. Good day!

      • “did you throw your thong at him or just hand it to him as he walked out the gym”

        she threw the thong. sadly, her aim is terrible and it hit doc rivers in the face.

        gem, did doc give you your thong back?

        • nah, he asked if he could keep it. i said what the hay, i got plenty more back at the crib. i may fedex another pair to KG once the reg season starts. so it’s all good.

          thanks for checkin tho.

  6. Man, I remember watching that “roundtable”. If I didn’t love my TV so much, I would have smashed it when I heard JJs comments. Thought I was the only person that couldn’t stand that fool. Talk about the king of all Hatas…

    • you know what…i remember seeing the promos for the junk and i somehow missed it. why the hell was he even ON the panel?

    • you know my biggest problem with Jim Jones? it’s that he’s a necessary evil.

      he’s the biggest hater alive and yet he’s so ridiculously entertaining. i can’t believe that he actually believes half the sh*t he says.

      my dream roundtable/view participants would be: 50 Cent, Cam’ron, Lil Wayne, and Jim Jones. just give these ninjas an hour together and i’m sure the world would end b/c of all the hate, but can you say soundbytes for YEARS?!?!?!

  7. chis rock. with all the strangeness and politics going on he know dang-on well he could have made a better special than that. that hbo special was not caliente on the calle, in fact it was a wet match.

      • sidebar question, since i didn’t realize Black folks actually said, “my nig”. did you say that to avoid the censors (read: liz) or do you actually say “my nig” out loud?

        i’ve only heard people say that in jest.

        i’m really interested in this.

        • i actually say “my nig”. i usually save the full word “ni99a” for when i’m using it in a bad connotation, like for ni99as who ain’t sh1t. but even then, i typically say “nigro”–a hybrid of negro and ni99a.

    • “chis rock. with all the strangeness and politics going on he know dang-on well he could have made a better special than that. that hbo special was not caliente on the calle, in fact it was a wet match.”

      i wouldnt put him on my hate list, but i do agree that the little bit i saw of that special was pretty wack. he gets a pass though, because of his three classic specials preceding it

    • and did you see how he DOGGED black women on that special??? He even went as far as saying that a black man would basically date a fat white woman (Rosie O’Donnell) instead of a sista. I mean he ELABORATED on this for a GOOD while. I was mortified. I have never NOT laughed that long in my life. And then he got the nerve to call Flava Flav out (rightfully so) for coonin’ and ish, and how it is not the time in America to show that type of tomfoolery and he is sitting there dogging Michelle Obama and other black women. It’s like he is unhappy in his marriage. AND THEN he mentions his two little black girls he is raising. **blank stare**

      I hate that reggin now, son. * H A T E*

  8. 1) My first boss when I worked in DC – this woman was crazy. She made my life hell for about 2 years. I guess I got out lucky because the 2 girls who worked for her before me left after having nervous breakdowns.

    2) My old college roommate. I found out that she spread a lot of lies about me. She had a lot of issues.

    • 2) My old college roommate. I found out that she spread a lot of lies about me. She had a lot of issues.

      I had a roommate like this once…it took several friends and a lot of prayers to keep me from ripping that chick a new one…

  9. I don’t really respond on here because by the time I get to read the post, there’s already 400 replies. Anywho, I must say, I used to think that I was the only one the absolutely could not stand Jim Jones, but it makes me warm and tingly inside knowing that there are others who know this indivual is past ignant.

    Other than Jim Jones, my least favorite people are the racist fools that go to these McCain/Palin rallies and yell out pure nonsense. I can already see the trouble that will be sprouting thanks to them!

    • yeah, those folks have some major issues. especially that one Black dude they keep showing. i just wanted to give him a good talking too. and THEN drop squad his arse.

  10. okay…this is sooooo not related. But I just saw on the news there is a man in Chicago, driving around in his van dressed as a clown, snatching little boys.

    Y’all wanna know why I think clowns are scary? John Wayne Gacy. And now the Van Clown.

  11. TO and the Pac are on my “least” list in fball. talk about douchebags. not even the bags themselves, but the fluid that’s inside the bags. they’re just soooo ridiculously whack.

  12. sarah palin and tall is most hated by me right now. its not because she’s a republican… one of my closest friends claims to be a republican (of course she has yet to realize that she’s not wealthy enough for this to make sense)… it’s because sarah palin is stupid and bigoted. the only people above her are the people who will vote for mccain because of her instead of voting for mccain in spite of her.

    dumb@$$es.

    oh. and any rapper born after 1985 who’s name begins with “young” or “little” or derivative thereof.

    • here here!

      im all for women getting ahead, but i’d like smart women to get ahead please. and in addition to her stupid, the rampant hipocrisy is something that i have difficulty dealing with.

    • “sarah palin and tall”

      ahhhhhh damn, you bringin back childhood memories. i LOVED the book “sarah plain & tall”!!

    • @ deviant

      “sarah palin and tall”

      dying….

      “any rapper born after 1985 who’s name begins with “young” or “little” or derivative thereof.”

      you ain’t lyin’

      and i love, love, looooved your debate recaps. hysterics. and they have been shared with equally entertained coworkers.

  13. I should be going to sleep. However, I had to say that the e-boo Dorian G. is going to be perturbed at your blatant disdain for Jim Jones, and I am so ready to hear him rant and rave. It will be entertaining, and for this Champ, I thank you.

    Now as for myself..my least favorite right now is actually a body part of a person. I need my co-worker’s uterus to heal already so she can bring her ass back to work and take BACK her extensive and tedious projects. I’m warning you, uterus, you better get it in gear. Don’t push me, cause I’m close to the edge.

    a-ha-ha-ha-ha.

    *clears throat*

    Thank you.

  14. I dont really have an annoying person at the moment. I guess dont let people get to me that way. Ya just gotta let it roll..lol

    But i guess if i had to say someone..
    it would be my neighbors across the street who feel the need to entertain the whole neighborhood with that damn mariachi music really, really early on saturday mornings. lol

    off topic..

    What would actually be funny if Jim Jones actually read all this bashing yall doin on him and commented on it. lol

    • “What would actually be funny if Jim Jones actually read all this bashing yall doin on him and commented on it. lol”

      You think Jim Jones can read? Or can work a computer? Wow.

        • Whatever. We all know besides not knowing how to use computers n’ shyt, Jim Jones doesn’t get up this early in the morning.

          Go get some Play-dough and make more people.

          • “Go get some Play-dough and make more people.”

            I will DEF be adding this to my list of phrases to use. Loves it!

            • Just so ya’ll know, the occupational therapists @ the Headstart where I used to work recommended we give the lil’ “special” children play-dough to work with to help them calm down and work through their minute-by-minute “issues”.

              So maybe Black PigPen will kill two birds w/one stone in his Play-doughing: he’ll have the more people he needs for ….everything and he’ll chill out, shut the fluck up and stop talking nonsense.

          • Yo Yo Yo!! All I got to say is

            You know I ride through Lennox
            All eyes on my pendant
            But I’m moving like oh dog was ridding a menace
            With that automatic weapon, blowing live through my tennant
            While I’m breezin’ through the jects, blowing live on the tennants
            I’m pouring liquor for the dead and gone
            And we retaly same night, load the blinkers with the leaders on
            We come to get you till the dead and morn
            (Knock, Knock wake up mothaf*cker, you know who it is)

            ‘Cause Ima Certified Gangsta*

            You better ask some body. Come up to New York, you’ll find all the people you need

            • “Go get some Play-dough and make more people.”

              never a more appropriate comment has been made

        • “YO YO YO, check this out. ALL OF YALL ARE HATERS. You mad cause Im BALLIN and u FALLIN.”

          this is probably an actual line from one of his songs.

  15. 1.) Uneducated voters… “Chocolate! Chocolate! i want that one!”
    (refer back to “kill the messenger”)

    2.) The Champ, for not leaving good commentary for me to chuckle about on the comments section.

  16. Oh snap! Why did I know you were talkin’ about this grimy negro before you even gave the quote. He was such an azz on that show, made me throw a bottle of windex at my tv screen.

    Who do I hate right now? Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View. Everyday, I have visions off shooting off her panky toe with a BB gun.
    That woman has way too much hatred and venom in her heart towards Obama. You would think Barack was R. Kellying lil girls or something as much as she acts like our country will burn in hell if he is elected. I hate that broad.

    Plus, when TI w s on the show the other day, after asking him why he titled his album Paper Trail, and him saying that this was the first time in a long time that he wrote down his lyrics, she asked if him writing his lyrics down had anything to do with him being on house arrest. Huh? What does one have to do with the other, idiot!?!?

    Oh and she also cried when Whoopi told her that Black people can say the nword, but she cant. Cry me a river and go drown in it, Elizabeth.

  17. Oh I forgot, my ex who I nicknamed “Retardo” who likes to pop up in my life every 3-4 months with his retarded shenanigans. That negro still owes me 3 years of cat support. Plus he does dumb stuff like emails me (how did he get my email address?!!?!?) after I already told him that I died a few months ago. Emailing dead people..who does that?

    He’s definitely #2 on my list of people to hate.

  18. This is the second day in a row I opened up my VSB email and get the beans scared out of me by some scary pic!! Mr. Champs, I’m gonna need some type of warning, dangit!

    Besides the obvious choices of McCain, That Palin Woman and the ever-demonic Jim Jones, my least favorite person in America right now is that dayum Casey Anthony, the chick down in Florida that was finally indicted for murder in the disappearance of her toddler daughter. Oh how I despise this heffa! She has been telling lie after lie after G.D. lie about where that baby is, knowing full well that child is dead and she more than likely killed her. And I especially can’t stand her Mama who knew from the jump something wasn’t right but has been getting on TV supporting that rotten daughter of hers. I wish she had been that diligent when that baby was in crisis w/her nutjob of a mother. The whole situation just sickens me.

    On a personal note, I really hate this loafer that lives in my building w/his grandma and his teenage daughter. He hasn’t worked in years…YEARS, and his favorite activity is hanging out on my stoop w/his wild daughter and her friends and playing crappy go-go music loudly from his car. The worst is when I see his grandma (who has been sick a bit as of late) taking her own bags of laundry down the stairs to our building’s little laundrette while this slacker and his future grandbabymama are chillin’ on the stoop, drinking Kool-Aid and poppin’ sunflower seeds! I always stop whatever I’m doing and help her or make my kids carry her stuff. How can he let that go down like that w/his grandmama?? I wish I or any one of my sibs or cousins would have EVER let my grandma carry a heavy bag, open a door or open a JAR for herself! There would be aunts and uncles lining up to whup our a$$es!!

    And this lazy, trife-type ninja has the nerve to speak…to me!! Dude, WTF??? He gets nothing but my undying disrespect and perpetual eye rolls. NO GLITTER!!! I hate him.

  19. Besides J Jones, exes, the fools running fro Prez, and George W?

    My “Creole” family (see the overflowin childhood issues in last post :)

    Ray Nagin….friggin moron.

    Fin. Aid lady at my previous school…this cow is the main reason why Im not done with school. She actually suggested I drop out….Jesus saved her from that beat down.

    Whoever started the gold fronts kick

    Thats all I got so far.

  20. of course Jim Jones. He looks like a walking STD. Just ewww.

    but the next and final persons on my list are the president and treasurer of a board of directors for an association i work with. making my life all difficult.

  21. Champ, I’m with you on Jim Jones, but on the top of my list would HAVE to be lil Wayne. Even tho’ I’m old school w/mine, and even though most of it is pretty much hot gahbij, I “get” most of todays rap. But this lil non-rappin’ ninja may be the most irritating dude ever…..wtf is it with dudes trying their damnest to look like they don’t wash?

  22. I knew this was about Jim Jones before I even scrolled down! To hell with that guy. There is no bigger clown in the world. He should be the first baby to be aborted at 32 years old or however the hell old he is. I don’t hate anyone in the whole world other than him, and Matt Collins. Don’t bother looking Matt up, he is just my personal arch nemesis since the 7th grade. Your boy Jim Jones does not miss an opportunity to make sure everyone knows he is the ignantest <—-yeah it’s the only word that fits, even though it’s not a real word. I am too angry to keep going now that I am thinking about Jones and Collins. Good day to you all, I am going to take my frustration out on some unsuspecting chump now.

  23. I’ve been with you on the Jim Jones thing since day one…but would like to also add…

    -Bush, Palin
    -Pretty much all of Fox News
    -Uninformed voters
    -Anyone still actively using n*gga (at least try and make the switch to “n-word” if one cannot go cold turkey)
    -Bougie/cheap/unadventurous/fake Christian females
    -Any rapper that glorifies violence/drug selling/wasteful spending to the Black youth (I know…that’s like 95% of the game).

    • “-Any rapper that glorifies violence/drug selling/wasteful spending to the Black youth (I know…that’s like 95% of the game).”

      This is a misconception. There are more rappers that dont do this than most people realize. They just dont get any pub. This kind of generalization irks me. Its like something white people that dont listen to rap (but still hate it) say. To me its like saying all white people smell like baloney.

      • yeah, i’m with you on that one.

        a few years back i got into a written argument with a writer from the Baltimore Sun about this b/c of an editorial he wrote. i aired him out on my blog and he found it, read it, and responded. lol. i stay arguing with these individuals…

        • everytime I see this said I see this emblazoned in that person – “I’m ignorant. I have no idea what I’m talking about and I am not taking steps to remedy this.”

      • “There are more rappers that dont do this than most people realize. They just dont get any pub.”

        That’s the thing, they aren’t played on mainstream radio/MTV/BET nine times a day so people wanna say that they don’t exist.

          • the good people of vsb know that there are far more rappers that are NOT like that. but like miss t said, they are not the ones getting air time. so, while they are the minority (the idiot rappers) they are the most publicized and we cant act like they dont exist….

      • Champ
        Thanks man…I’ve been around just making things happen (post 30 now, LOL.)…loving VSB and often encourage peeps to visit and comment.

        Deviant
        You are absolutely correct. I guess I should have been clear and said game = Mainstream. I know a couple of good peeps personally that flow with positive and/or constructive messages…I just get frustrated when I hear all the bull on the radio and tv and wonder when will we stop supporting the blantant display of coonery.

  24. The douchebag eating an egg sandwich next to me. Eggs smell like dead baby chicken fetuses. I wish a block of ice would fall from the sky and crush him and his abortion sandwich.

    I don’t like eggs.

  25. 1) Republicans – this includes the McCain/Palin ticket, their ignant supporters and my brother (although he will be voting for BO) Fiscal conservative my iz-azz.

    2) Non-Texan Dallas Fans – Especially cryin’ azz TO. Sooo glad y’all got spanked last weekend. This includes my brother as well. Pray for him, y’all.

    3) Workplace Backstabbers – you know the chick who will seek you out to have lengthy conversations, then turn around and report to your boss that you have not been “on the ball”? The one who will throw a monkey wrench into your work program, and always has a negative word (under the guise of “Constructive criticism”) about your project that everyone else loved? That bytch. Also known as: Workplace Hater.

    4) People who drive slooooowwwww in the left lane. The killer is, they’re usually real quick to change lanes, then begin a leisurely Sunday drive during Monday morning rush hour. It’s a good thing I’m not armed.

    5) My boyfriend – that ninja ate my lunch as a midnight snack.

    6) My old boss – Let’s see: no office experience, but double D’s and the nickname “bobble-head”. The vp of the company picked her up while she was working as a waitress at Outback and gave her a job, then a promotion. Nuff said.

    7) Over privilaged residents of MoCo. If you live in the DMV, you know about MoCo. Bethesda, anyone? Undue Sense of Entitlement must be part of the welcome package when you move there.

    Ahhhh, I would put JJ on my list, but he just doesn’t bother me that much (probably because I think nothing of him ever.)

    P.S. – don’t all chime in at once, but I like Lil’Wayne. That midget troll does something for me with his word play. I wouldn’t call it rappin’, but I like it.

    • 2) Non-Texan Dallas Fans – Especially cryin’ azz TO. Sooo glad y’all got spanked last weekend. This includes my brother as well. Pray for him, y’all.

      I got to talk so much ish on Sunday…it was flippin’ sweet.

      • I love how they are making panic deals now. They signed Roy Williams to too much money. They gotta go with Brad Johnson the next few weeks. He get murdered behind that weak line. PacMan is suspended. Its a lovely time to hate the Cowboys.

    • 3) Workplace Backstabbers – you know the chick who will seek you out to have lengthy conversations, then turn around and report to your boss that you have not been “on the ball”? The one who will throw a monkey wrench into your work program, and always has a negative word (under the guise of “Constructive criticism”) about your project that everyone else loved? That bytch. Also known as: Workplace Hater.

      or that new term they’ve come up with…frenemy…

      • “Workplace Backstabbers – you know the chick who will seek you out to have lengthy conversations, then turn around and report to your boss that you have not been “on the ball”? The one who will throw a monkey wrench into your work program, and always has a negative word (under the guise of “Constructive criticism”) about your project that everyone else loved? That bytch. Also known as: Workplace Hater.”

        TRUTH. I worked with this chick -my nemesis – who was on me like white on rice. Would invite me to lunch, tell me she wanted to be my friend, ask why we weren’t friends, and THEN complain to other managers (we were both dept. heads) about me and to our boss. I couldn’t get it. I could get a standing ovation for some ish and she’d have a critical comment to make.

        I now know that she is a lesbian and wanted me. Not lying. lol.

  26. Slightly off topic . . .I am about to hate on a feeling. . . I am going to say I am hating on the way I felt after watching Rosewood . . . I normally dont condone white bashing in my presence . . . seems like a waste of time for young black men who refuse to go to college for free to sit and complain about white people getting ahead (Military – free college) and this was pretty much a daily argument for me – BUT I have to say that the most racist I have ever felt in my life was after that movie creeped up on me one night a few years ago. I have to say I hated ALL white people for the next day and refused to speak to any of them . . . to this day I refuse to watch it again, although it was a good movie . . .

    • military = free college = u have to serve in the military

      Rosewood is on of those movies u cant watch if you have to interact with 2520′s in your life. thats how you know its a good movie. It affects the way you live and think after you watch it.

    • Rosewood is a difficult movie to watch and i can top your feeling.

      half of my family is white. i watched this movie with my white family.

      bad bad bad idea. no bulls*t. i had to excuse myself from the room at the end of the movie and remind myself that these people love me.

      but every OTHER white person i encountered was definitely not getting my best for a few days at least.

      moral: if half of your family is white, do not watch racially inflaming movies together.

    • you know, i’m sure this will come to a shock to everyone reading this, but ive never seen this all the way through.

      you know, i think i’ve been avoiding it because i know how i’d feel afterwards…a statement which also describes my feelings about sleeping with luvvie.

    • I felt the same way when i watched Mississippi Burning..awhile back. And it didnt help that i was the only black woman on staff. I had a good scowl on my face for about a week…lol

  27. James T. Harris

    The black guy who’s been on the news for begging McCain to “take it to Obama”. He is perhaps one of America’s Most Hated Minorities in the eyes of black folk.lol

  28. “military = free college = u have to serve in the military”

    Free college is the only reason I joined . . . I got it in my head that I was smart and should go to private school . . . after sophomore year I realized that my family was broke . . . so I joined the military.

    A lot of the young black people (mostly men) that I served with did not join to go to school, but did not take advantage . . . it was FREE . . . then they wonder why they drive busses when they retire. . .

    • it makes no sense to serve if you dont take advantage of a perk like that. I’ve heard tho that they dont pay out liek they used to though as far as the G.I. bill because of budget cuts. I may be wrong. I saw it on some news show.

      I do realize that college isn’t for everyone though and it doesn’t guarantee you sucess but if its free why not try it out and see what happens.

      • “it makes no sense to serve if you dont take advantage of a perk like that. I’ve heard tho that they dont pay out liek they used to though as far as the G.I. bill because of budget cuts. I may be wrong. I saw it on some news show.”

        Nah, thats a fallacy. The GI bill is the sh!t, they just increased it up to 80K for school (grad school for free. . .HOLLA @ me!) , they no longer require you to pay 100 dollars a month for a year (which is why a lot of idiots decline it) and you can now transfer it to your children. The thing people dont know is when you are active duty, you go to school for free without using your GI bill. So you can get your undergrad free and then get a good portion, if not all, of your grad school paid for with the GI bill. I do not encourage anyone to join the military, but if you do it, at least take advantage of it because they are DAMN sure going to take advantage of you.

        • I’m feeling you on this one. The military will pay to send you to barber school or bartending school. They just want yo azz to get an ed-u-ma-ca-shun. If you can survive being sent to the middle east a few times (my dude is not looking forward to a fourth -that’s right, FOURTH deployment) it’s well worth it.

    • Hi IVR,
      I got into an inflammatory convo yesterday so i am choosing my words very carefully, and i too served in the military for free college, but I respectfully disagree with you wholeheartedly. In a country such as this one where there is money to go around a plenty, i don’t think it’s fair for a poor child’s only option for advancement in our society to be the military. Or that they be blamed for their poverty because they chose not to join the military. First of all a lot of the United States military campaigns are imperialist and exploit non-European country’s of precious resources. So these poor young men and women are basically like disposable pawns. The media likes to paint military service as honorable, and it should be, but when the purpose of the mission is ugly and greed driven, even if you did enlist for college you become a part of that machine. Higher learning is a consumer product and it’s becoming more and more expensive. It’s not fair to have to sacrifice your life in order to get a job that pays well. People who have money are not morally superior or better people, so why should their kids have a pass to enjoy youth, and skate while poor children have to face death? Lots of wealthy people, and wealthy families wealth was built on the backs of everyday people and or exploited labor. I am a seamstress and was in NYC recently. I was just looking at stuff to buy and saw these fake designer handbags. I know the work that goes into making a purse… u can get them on the street for $10 – it blew my mind cause some of these were pretty intricate and i was wondering who’s piecing these things together so cheaply that they can be sold for profit for $10.00. It’s not the fault of the poor that they have limited resources. It’s the greed of the rich. People who do the right thing should have a fair shake. i know this was long and verbose.. but that’s all I’m sayin’.

      • PGH MUSE . . .Good day.

        I do not disagree with what you are saying. I do not believe that has ANYTHING to do with the military though. There are other options available to poor people in order to go to school . . . The school I went to (Marist College ) had an HEOP program in which you didnt pay anything to go to a pretty expensive school. Problem with that program was that you had to also score below a 1000 on the SAT to be eligible. . .granted, i could have looked for scholarships and grants. . .i just didnt. For me, I was going insane. I had to leave the school for financial reasons, started working at starbucks thinking they were going to implement tuition reimbursement, that never materialized and there I was, a 23 year old very smart brotha working at starbucks. In my mind, my mother was turning in her grave watching her son serving these wack @$$ frappuccinos . . . so I joined the military . . . I realized going in (which many of us don’t) that once I signed my name on that line and took that oath that I was handing my nuts over to Uncle Same for a period no less than 8 years (counting inactive ready reserve). I tried to minimize the opportunities of dying by joining the air force and going into acquisition. I do not regret joining the military for a second because had I left college with no experience I would have had to be all kinds of lucky to get into a government internship program to get to what I have at 26 years of age. I just left the military 6 september 2008 (thank goodness) and got a GS-13 doing less than I did in the air force (as evident by all of these long @$$ posts) just from being military for 4 years. These are things that our people dont take advantage of while in but w/p have been doing for ages. If you join the military with a plan, it is a great tool (if you are desperate). You can have your fun too . . . the man above knows I’ve done all types of f*ckery in random places on this planet and had a good time while doing what i had to do.

        I don’t think people should have to risk their lives for an education by any means. But I do not believe that they should sit on their @$$ and complain about what they aren’t getting. I think the leisure class should be responsible for contemplating about what needs to be done to fix society . . . the problem is not enough of us are in that class (me included) . . . I am a firm believer that I can’t help the poor if I am one of them (jigga quotable) so I will do all that I can to make sure that I am not a crab in the bucket, when I “got it like that” I’m all for devoting all my leisure time to helping my people . . . but I know way too many of my people that sit around wondering about the price of tea in china while serving lattes.

        Disclaimer: That probably sounded MAD republican . . . I am voting for Obama.

        • I am in agreement with u on a lot of things u said. I too came out of the Army better than when I went in. I learned a lot there that I should have learned at home. The only place where i strongly disagree with you is here and this may sound crazy… and I’m not knocking anybody’s ambition at all… But in my heart I think that people who go out and work an honest day’s labor deserve to make enough to feed their family. Period. If you work at Wal-mart you should make enough to pay your bills. It’s not the most glamourous job in the world, but it’ s a job and you should be able to support yourself. I think it should be paid for out of the funds set aside to award CEO’s ridiculous amounts of money for raping people… it’s not as if these people got to where they are all by themselves. They didn’t. But things in our current culture are a$$ backwards. You get rewarded for doing bad things and sh**ted on for doing right. I’ve heard too many kids say why work and make $400 per month when i can make $40,000 in a month hustlin’. It’s all a part of the same mentality. And nobody wants to be the Regular Joe who has to drive a bus when he retires but if he was paying into the social security system his whole life then he deserves his share. He shouldn’t have to drive that bus. So what that he wasn’t a rocket scientist. He got up and went to work everyday. He should be rewarded for that instead of told to drive a bus.

          • i have to say–i appreciate this discourse between pgh muse and ivr. respectful and intelligible. bravo.

          • “i have to say–i appreciate this discourse between pgh muse and ivr. respectful and intelligible. bravo.”

            yeah, its cool, although it could use a tad more snark and disrespect to be more entertaining”

            F@kk y’all then! (jk)

            PGH Muse

            I do not disagree with you and that does not sound crazy to me. Taking it from CEO’s sounds a bit Castro to me, but I hear your point of view. I think that is why people need to crack down on offenders of the law. I believe in the free market, but it can only be completely free if greed and criminals do not exist at the top of the food chain. This is not the way it is. I think if these people were made examples of, and not sent to camp cupcake for a few years, then we would be a little better off.

            I cannot say that I understand completely about the not knocking someone’s ambition part. I do that, and often. A man/woman with no ambition to progress in life is a waste of space. I feel you on the “honest day’s pay for honest day’s work” deal. But I have way too much ambition inside of me to be involved in a socialist economy. With the way jobs are being outsourced to countries willing to do a lot more for a lot less, the day is going to come when people working these jobs won’t be able to feed their families. America is losing ground because we are not alone at the top anymore. I honestly don’t know what to say about that because I don’t tend to look at things that macro at this stage of my life.

            As far as the kids wanting to make 40 grand a month, there will always be that until the risk outweighs the reward or until every hood person is putting the same fear into their children that kept me from running in the street . . . kneeling on rice for jacking an extra dollar from the purse to buy candy will change your perspective real quick! (my parents are foreigners, I am aware this is now seen as child abuse)

            • If profits were equitably distributed it wouldn’t b Castro at all, it would just be fair…

              But I appreciate your thought process. You sound like a brotha with his head on right :)

            • A man/woman with no ambition to progress in life is a waste of space

              I also vehemently disagree with this. I think people’s ambitions can lead down a slippery dangerous slope. I don’t think there is anything wrong with a comfortable person… that is a happy person. If a person has a job that allows them to sustain their family comfortably there is nothing wrong with being satisfied with that… technically wanting more than this is greed.

    • My students just learned about the GI bill and gave a presentation on it yesterday in class. Good ish!

        • The extoling could not have hit in a better place. Reminds me of the addage ‘if you throw a rock in a pack of dogs the only one to yelp will be the one that got hit’ a hahahaha and this isn’t hating as much as it is chastisement.

          • I have a funny story that relates to your unneccesary Jim Jones and diplomat hate. Before Late Registration dropped Kanye was doing a behind the beats session in Philly that i was able to attend. If anyone has been to one of these things pretty much the artist sits on a propped stage in a room of about 30 people and listens to his upcoming/past music and fields questions from the people.

            Anyway after ‘ye spoke on the Diamonds record and how he really feels like more rappers and entertainers should take an interest in things of the world, this ultra “conscience” douchebag gets up and asks “Kanye, how would you describe the state of rap today?”. An obviously leading question. As the dbag expected, Kanye goes “for real, I think rap and music today sucks. nobody is making good music anymore, they’re trying to make music that sells” So of course dbag is now giddy because his favorite pop conscience beat maker has confirmed what he probably been complaining to his boho friends about all the time. He’s nodding in approval to Kanye’s comments with the requisite “yeahs” and “exactlys!!!” as ‘ye is speaking. Anyway Kanye finishes his thoughts with this:

            “Thats why I only listen to niggas who make powerful music. Like you know what I was just listening to on the ride up here? Dipset.”

            Boho dbag looked like he just wiped his ass with cement toiletpaper. Just a combo of pain, hurt, and confusion all over his face.

            • roflmao!! great story. But um they put a pimp on they lable. Y? They gots to get mini microphones for his unecessarily little self. I also don’t like they lil dip set call thing de thing. What are they some miakas or something.

  29. “despite his incessant clowning of “f*gg*t ass rappers with tight jeans” (read: kanye)”

    Couldn’t this read Lil Wayne as well?! Ha-haaaaah
    Person I like the least?
    I’m gonna go with my step-mother who’s been winning this award for the last 15 years. For many reason, I won’t expound, except that she’s completely freakin’ psycho. I’ll let ya’ll ponder on that.

    And…
    My upstairs neighbors. Ever since they moved in about 4 months ago, I’ve had to talk myself out of going up there and handling business with my bat on too many occasions. They keep up noise like they’re having a WWE match at all hours of the day/night. I just had to drop dime on them Monday after a full weekend of bullish. They are way over the occupancy limits in that joint. One of their kids looked at me crazy the other day when I told them to take their mf arse upstairs and stop knocking on my door.

    Nonsense.

  30. ….and another thing! lol
    The dudes that came up the vh1′s 100 GREATEST rap songs needs to be gorilla pimp slapped on sight…

    #89 – T.R.O.Y. – that should easily be in the top 3….
    #anything – Cars that go Boom – L”Trimm!?!?!?

    And let’s not even get into the workplace, cuz the caucasian working next to me? both his cheesy ass Axe™ body spray layered over his Chicken noodle soup smellin’ armpits, are ruining my existence for 8 hours of each day.

    Someone please get my job to telecommute. Please. I’ll pay you.

    • “The dudes that came up the vh1’s 100 GREATEST rap songs needs to be gorilla pimp slapped on sight…”

      Oh this list is SO wacktastical…but then I remembered it IS VH-1…wth do THEY know about rap?

      • Exactly. They didn’t even show Black folks on Vh1 until Viacom took it over and cooned out the network.
        So how they gonna tell me ish about the top 100 rap songs?

        • HELLO…I mean, if I wanna know who THEY think are the top 100 child stars or top 100 songs of the 80s, then great. RAP…not so much. Billy and Brad can’t tell me NOTHING about rap, trust and believe.

      • bump that…THEY chose to make that list. f*ck them for screwing it up. all the ninjas they have on there and all the hiphop specials they do (they do a LOT of hiphop specials), they could have had somebody do a once over on that list. anybody with even an average knowledge of hiphop would know that that list was bull malarkey.

    • i keep only seeing parts of it. i saw this madness—–>#89 – T.R.O.Y. – that should easily be in the top 3….

      but this—–>#anything – Cars that go Boom – L”Trimm!?!?!?—i missed. and i’m glad i did. that’s like today’s equivilant of soulja boy…which will sadly probably be their next list in 10 years or so…

    • both his cheesy ass Axe™ body spray layered over his Chicken noodle soup smellin’ armpits, are ruining my existence for 8 hours of each day.

      ***loudly guffawing***

    • Ok, I may be outing myself as old (and slightly a bama) – but L’Trimm was the ish to me back in the day. Of course, I was about 11 or so…all you had to do was insert your name and the name of your bff, “We are tiffy, and trina and we like the boom!”

      Ok, ok. I see the error of my ways. It was wrong!

      God forgives me – why can’t you?

      • Lil’T, for even knowing a portion of a bar of that song, I could never forgive you.
        Turn in your Salt n Pepa 8ball jacket and door knocker earrings immediately.

        ….and yes, that alone, will always and forever make you a bama.

    • “cuz the caucasian working next to me? both his cheesy ass Axe™ body spray layered over his Chicken noodle soup smellin’ armpits, are ruining my existence for 8 hours of each day.”

      im so mad at the brilliant imagery in this! i can almost taste that smell in the back of my throat now! lol

  31. I’m also gonna hate on y’all hating on these rappers for selling this filth to other than black people. I dont know too many black folks that buy cd’s (non-bootleg), yet I have an indian associate that seems to have every rap/hip hop album ever created in his parent’s million dollar house in Gardeny City, NY . . . I cant say i can stand most southern rap music (sorry country folk) . . . but if soulja boy is selling his nonsense and making money then good on him.

    If the youth are being mentored by rappers then there is a deeper problem than music. People in ghetto’s are going to rob and kill people anyway . . . it was happening to disco! If they make a ridiculous song, make it big, move out of the hood. . . good. . .one less person to mug my grandmother. . .thats how I look at it.

    • I will continue to hate on any douchebag that overvalues his importance to society by sharing his thought process with the public like wealth = intelligence. If a cat makes a ignant a$$ song makes his money and shuts the eff up then I’m good.Iif I see him on the TV box all the time constantly speaking and sharing his dim bulb thoughts then I will have the desire to have him assassinated for the good of mankind.

      I’m a hater and I don’t approve this message

    • gtfooh one less how about the 15 of his homies that he left behind that wanna be like hime that can’t and start misdirecting their efforts in an envious tirade. bottom line that one guys ‘I am’ is not as good as our ‘we are’. Shyt we all need to either get granny out of the hood or gentrify her hood (bring the mountain to Mohumad).

      • “gtfooh one less how about the 15 of his homies that he left behind that wanna be like hime that can’t and start misdirecting their efforts in an envious tirade. bottom line that one guys ‘I am’ is not as good as our ‘we are’. Shyt we all need to either get granny out of the hood or gentrify her hood (bring the mountain to Mohumad).”

        I feel you somewhat. The thing is my grandmother can move, she just refuses to. She will never leave St. John’s Place. She frequently tells the story of her and my grandfather getting off the boat from Panama with a bunch of children, working menial jobs (JFK skycap and hotel maid) and being able to buy their own brownstone. . .she has stuck herself there until it is her time to go. I wouldn’t mind gentrification because her house is hers. If property value goes up she would be good. I would just feel bad for all the people who do rent on my block, that do not do bad things, and would end up screwed also.

        As far as the 15 of their homies, they would be there anyway. I grew up in the “hood” around the corner from Albany Projects and never had any inclination to rob or kill people (even if i got made fun of because of my Olypmias/Avis/XJ900 sneakers) . . . the problem is not with the music . . . its all about the mentality of the people doing the bad things and the people responsible for them. I am not going to lie and say that the parents are always at fault because I have a relative whose Mother is a very accomplished lawyer . . even ran for District Attorney of Brooklyn, yet for whatever reason, this man decides to sleep on rooftops, refers to himself as a stick up kid at 29 y/o, and has a gang of baby mama’s. We listen to the same music.

        Maybe these people being on TV can change some of these little suburban “wiggers” into real gangstas so they can start robbing each other and giving w/p a taste of what life in the ghetto is like. I bet you if that were to ever get ingrained in their culture there would be a lot more looking into the “why the music happens” as opposed to the “we need to censor this stuff”. (I know this is long as f@kk)

        • So your in favor of terrorism as a tool to reform the mentality of those in power. I see your ‘spare the rod spoil the child’ and raise you a ‘I know how to be comfortable in the city and the field I know the secret of being well fed and going w/o’.

          You are right people’s mentality need changing. And it is a top to bottom effort (in no particular order preferably all @ once).

          • No, i dont think you can change the mentality of people in power at all actually. . . I think you can only change the people in power . . .

            • Then by vector haven’t you changed the person in power’s mentality by changing the cognative space that contains the power and mentality?

              • “Then by vector haven’t you changed the person in power’s mentality by changing the cognative space that contains the power and mentality?”

                I dont think its a cognitive space that was changed, I think it is a physical space. Move said leader back to Texas, insert new leader. The man is still a fool, just in Texas.

              • check it my system is the man in power and if that is to change hence the space has therefore changed. It’s like putting up a new picture of the employee of the month. Same company different boss.

    • “If the youth are being mentored by rappers then there is a deeper problem than music.”

      i don’t disagree with this. thing is, this, and this…

      “People in ghetto’s are going to rob and kill people anyway . . . it was happening to disco!”

      …still doesnt absolve musicians of responsibility and accountability.

      • ” “People in ghetto’s are going to rob and kill people anyway . . . it was happening to disco!”

        …still doesnt absolve musicians of responsibility and accountability.”

        We will have to agree to disagree on this one my dude. These people just make rap songs. I like rap music, granted that not much from these songs actually pertain to my real life, but I like to listen to Mobb Deep, Jay-Z, and my all time fav BIG. That don’t mean I am going to tie up someone’s moms and leave them in a brooklyn basement. As a matter of fact, if you do go out and do that because of a song then you’re a fool anyway and you dont deserve to exist.

        • Sorry for the typos and grammatical errors folks. . . I have a tendency to type how I speak in unofficial settings.

        • and I think here in lies the problem

          “granted that not much from these songs actually pertain to my real life”

          in some parts of our worlds, that is someones real life and these “musicians, artists, clowns” may never have lived it, but they are telling someone’s real story and to others that are in the life it seems like every day and its all good.

          For those of us that are fortunate enough to have grown up differently and know that life isnt the only life we look to different role models.

          I am in now way asking for these “musicians, artists, clowns” to be anyone’s role model, but at least be responsible for the art you are peddling. Don’t be a hypocrite.

          “These people just make rap songs”

          and some of these people are creating a whole persona around what a rap artist is or what people think one should be. So they aren’t just making rap songs, they are selling a false image of themselves.

          Vanilla Ice anyone?

          • “For those of us that are fortunate enough to have grown up differently and know that life isnt the only life we look to different role models.”

            Well it didnt pertain to my real life because I didnt let it. These stories come from the area where I was born and raised. This could have easily been my life if I/Grandma dukes let it be. My argument here is that these dudes are broke, and from the sounds of the things that spew out of their mouthpiece, not very educated. Now they make millions saying foolishness. . .Sh!t I wish someone paid me millions to say gibberish . . . that doesnt mean im going to go out and live that life. I am SOOO way off topic today.

  32. *puts on my bulletproof vest* I know people stan for him, but uh…Tyler Perry. Maybe not the real him, but I loathe Madea. I swear, if one more person says “hell-er” or “good murnting” to me I’m gonna just end it all. That ish is not funny.

    • my least favorite person is the person that gave Shemar Moore that bad a$$ cornrow wig/weave/yakiness in Diary of a Mad Black Woman and the wig Tyler is wearing on Family That Preys… those wigs remind me of the bad Mekhi Phifer dreadlock wig on 8 Mile.

      traaaaaaaaaagedy…

      • “wig Tyler is wearing on Family That Preys”

        Imagine a theater full of folks laughing for about 5 minutes after Tyler makes his 1st appearance in that movie. I’m gonna have to watch it again so I know what I missed.

      • and i thought it was just me. when i finally did see the movie i missed half of shemar’s lines cause i couldn’t stop looking at that wig. and i would’ve walked off the set if i was mekhi and somebody handed that ish to me.

      • *cue corn ball music w/ fade out*
        Conspiracy theory time
        Okay my sisters bf a cop has a theory that the people that wear wigs do the most dirt. I think it stems from getting used to the lie of the disguise. I think an attitude of ‘this isn’t what I really look like so I can do what I want and it’s the person who looks like this naturally that receives the negative connotation that they are puttin out there.’ And if your wondering about weaves. We think there has to be something about how often they wear them. I almost want to spread this to the makeup wearers.
        *cue the corny music*
        Thanks for joining us on conspiracy corner see you next time or will you?

        • SG, you may be on to something, because I have a homeboy who used to date this chick that wore wigs all the time and she was trife…it all makes sense now. Miss I-wear-wigs-to-match-my-mood…I knew something was up with her!

        • I swear, I love wearing wigs. I know I do a lot more dirt (and dirtier stuff) when I have one on. It made me feel like I was somebody else. A form of escapism much more acceptable than a pesky meth addiction, right??

    • i have a white co-worker who says this now…and she DIDN’T get it from watching TP, she got it from another (former) white co-worker who did…GRRRRR

    • i will NEVER give up “good murnting” or “piece be steel” or “get off the bus ro-sah”. not gonna happen. never in a ka-gillion years…

  33. the current bane of my existence is sarah palin, but that bum jim jones is currently moving up the list. i mean, here is what the idiot recently said about not being on t.i.’s “swagger like us” :

    “I think it was deliberate,” Jim Jones told Complex.com. “I really do think it was deliberate; maybe in my sick twisted mind I’m a little crazy. People know who set the precedent as far as fashion in this industry and people know who d*mn near changed the world as far as fashion…in the past five years I stepped in and gave them a taste of what rock and roll looks like from my side. I guess people would say from an urban side, and it seemed to catch on like wildfire, to the point that people was going to stores and asking for that Jim Jones look.”

    “I don’t feel like he possesses any swag. Not like that. It’s fabricated. They’re watching other people, then they try and do it. You know people that dress like T.I.? You know people that go out and say let me get a T.I. outfit or do you know people who say, ‘Yo, you’re looking like Jim Jones?’ Which one? Lemme hear it! When the b*****s want to f**k you and the ni**as want be like you, who got the swag? Ni**as with money and fame always going to look like they doing something ’cause they got the camera in front of them. But the cool dudes always stick out no matter where they at.”

    he’s a habitual line stepper. and he’s 30+ with braids… dirty, dingy lookin’ braids at that.

    hate-hate! hate! hate! hate! hate!

  34. Elisabeth H. from The View. This chick is dumber than Sherry Shepherd and we all know Sherry is dumb as a bag of rocks under a porch!! Elisabeth is the worse type of woman. She the one that doesn’t realize, or refuses to admit, that her looks got her where she is. She’s the one who thinks she can scream at others but they can’t scream back. She the one, that when challenged, will break into tears. She’s the one who doesn’t realize that once her looks fade–not that she was cute to begin with but white America keeps a hard on for an average looking blonde(see, brit spears, Xtina, madonna)–it’s curtains for her. She also doesn’t realize that HDTV is not her friend. She’s the one who has no real solid political opinions of her own but will quickly vomit what her husband or Fox News told her is right. Ohhh I can’t stand that heffa. I’m starting a campaign to get her replaced by Kerri Washington!

  35. People that seem to think hating on people is a bad thing. Sometimes hatin needs to be done. All these people do not deserve praise. Some people need to be stoned. Eff all of you who disagree with me.

    • I actually agree with you Deviant. It’s not all hate though, truth is truth, and sometimes it’s ugly.

    • “Sometimes hatin needs to be done. All these people do not deserve praise. Some people need to be stoned”

      ***the prevailing word world outreach center***

      (i have to shout this place out at least once a week because its the church that my cousin founded in new castle, pa)

      • ***the prevailing word world outreach center***

        LMAO!! I thought it was made up, like the Corner Baptist Tabernacle Center for Scientology Roast, Inc. LLC. Welp…

  36. At the top if my list ould have to be ALL those b*stards who voted Bush in ’00 and ’04. They can kick boulders.

    And I must admit that although I don’t like Jim Jones’ music, Cam, Freaky Zeaky or any of them other Dipset dudes, Jim Jones got MAJOR points from me when he appeared on BET last year for World AIDS day. He broke down in tears explaining how his father and a few of his uncles contracted the disease from IV drug use. He strongly encouraged the youth to use condoms and get tested. His family didn’t want him to talk about that on national T, but he knew the message was more important than his silence.

      • Thanks for giving it a minute. I recently watched a triple feature; Revolver, The Usual Suspects, and The Adams Family. lol Wednesday Adams was a homicidal maniac for Halloween and she wore her regular outfit and when she got asked about it she said, ‘I’m a homicidal maniac they look just like everybody else.’

  37. Right now I’m in a fairly good mood, so nobody is TRULY aggravating me…but I’d have to say my least favorite people in the US of A right now are:

    1) Sarah Palin-I loathe stupid women, especially stupid, hypocritical women

    2) John McCain-for actually choosing the stupid heiffa Palin as his VP running mate-he got a huge FAIL on that move right there…and showed he’s absolutely TOO old (and mentally impaired) to be president

    3) 95% percent of folks who have drivers licenses-Seriously, WHERE did they get them? A friggin’ mail order catalog?

  38. “They didn’t even show Black folks on Vh1 until Viacom took it over and cooned out the network.”

    This is an outrageous lie. There were plenty of black people in rotation on VH1 back in the 80s. “Private Dancer” was always in rotation.

  39. I am loving that my first day really back at VSB is Hate Fest 08!

    Right now I am hating women drivers. Yes I am a woman and yes I drive, but collectively these people piss me off daily. Everytime someone does some dumb shyt on the road (cut me off, make a piss poor turn, hold up traffic, drive 60 in the left lane, etc) I pull up next too them and it is ALWAYS, ALWAYS a woman driver. Just makes me effing scream! My godson constantly reminds me that I am a driver and I am a woman. I tell I dont care they suck!

  40. I’m working on ‘hating outside the box’ (c) Huey Freeman… so listing people like Palin, McCain, Mr. “Take-It-To-Obama” and their ilk are just a little too easy….

    that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be quick to eviscerate them all with rusted forks and serve their entrails to my dog while they watched during their last agonizing moments of life….

    I will be back…. still rough here on the plantation

    • random aside:

      WHY AM I STILL AT WORK AT 6:52 PM???? WHY?????

      you know who I hate? “The Man”….

      here is some hating ouside the box… I promised I would.

      I hate these plastic surgeons who are the purveyors of ‘butt implants’

      why do I hate them? because it makes unfortunate- looking- plastic- surgery- addicted white women look even more…unfortunate. I mean really… you look like a skinny “buck 15″ (as opposed to a naturally thick “buck 15″– who I know exist. See: my bff from college) sopping wet, yet you have a booty almost as big as mine??? that doesn’t even jiggle a little when you walk??? OBVIOUS IMPLANTS ARE UNFORTUNATE. For thos who have them and for my eyes that are assaulted by them….

  41. Maury Povich:
    It seems to be his mission to make black folks looks bad on a daily basis.

    Omar Minaya:
    Can the Mets see the post season at some point?

    • Kitkatquisha dooesn’t need Maury’s assistance is looking bad when she was flocking 10 dudes raw in the span of a few weeks therefore does not know who her “baby’s fovver” is, we will hate him however for giving them the showcase in which to do it though.

      • “Kitkatquisha dooesn’t need Maury’s assistance is looking bad when she was flocking 10 dudes raw in the span of a few weeks therefore does not know who her “baby’s fovver””

        This ish amazes me. The window for conception is small as hell. THAT many dudes fit through it? And you got nerve to go on tv and tell folk you slept with that many men, no condoms, in a short span of time? STOP I SAY. STOP.

    • “It seems to be his mission to make black folks looks bad on a daily basis.”

      So true. Paternity test #42: “I KNOW he the father! they both have eyes and a nose!… see…” smdh.

    • He makes all peoples look bad equally. Actually he doesn’t do anything..like Springer he just provides the forum for people to make fools of themselves.

  42. Hmm…lets see. This is a really hard one because so many people are tied for first. So lets list them:

    *Sarah Palin (aka “Crazy B*tch”, as told by Betty White of the Golden Girls)

    *Every Member of the Detroit City Council (who found scandal in Kwame just so they could hide being probed by the feds despite him helping clean up the city more than they ever did)

    *Ron Paul and his band of idiots supporters (do I have to explicate?)

    *This one person who works with me, who holds a superior position, yet has NO experience. The new people under her know more about her job than she does. And she’s not even studying a related field. SMH.

    *Professor A******* (name blocked out for security reasons; dropped my grade from an A to a B- simply because he didn’t like me, and found me to be “out of touch with reality” [see: more popular than he was in college]).

    *Daddy Yankee (b*stard supports/promotes McCain. Dude, McCain doesn’t care about PR!!!)

    *Marielitos who love the US/Republicans and don’t understand/hate the reasons that Cuba became a Communist state

    *People who wear Che Guevara as a pop icon that don’t know Jack Sh*t about him.

    *Crap Rappers/Video Hoes/N*ggerish acting people (especially the ones that know better, like your ex-high school valedictorians and college students)

    *The Wells Hall Preacher (this crazy religious dude who has a master’s degree, yet wastes his time traveling from campus to campus telling Jewish and Muslim students they are going to hell because they’re not Christian, despite the religions all spawning from the same book and the worship of the same deity.)

    …ok, so I hate alot of people. After all, they are downgrading society, and driving me insane with their brainwashing/idiotic antics.

    • *Ron Paul and his band of idiots supporters (do I have to explicate?)

      These kats are still running rampant around these parts…give it up.

      • People who wear Che Guevara as a pop icon that don’t know Jack Sh*t about him.

        He was a question in my leadership class and my students had no idea who he was or why he was so relevant in history. I finally showed them a picture and one girl said, oh I have a shirt with him on it, I turned to her and said “why?”

        **SMH***

        our children are truly ignorant and in bliss about it.

        just sad

      • That is like the X craze of the early 90′s, when 90% of folks did not know any of Malcom X’s politics/history and just ran around saying white people were devils, I wasn’t toooooo mad about the latter though, tee hee…

    • “Every Member of the Detroit City Council (who found scandal in Kwame just so they could hide being probed by the feds despite him helping clean up the city more than they ever did)”

      so you’re a kilpatrick fan?

      • I’m not necessarily a Kilpatrick fan…I’m more so of a fan of “if they are all wrong, get them ALL out”. How are you going to go after the one person who was doing dirt, but still did his job, but ignore the large group of scandalous mofo’s who to this day haven’t done bovine excrement for the city.

        …I should maybe mention I kind of work with politicians (well, I am the voice of the people…literally).

  43. alright, we all know that the champ and i really despise jim jones (and the disdain has been going strong for years) but i also despise:

    john mcwhorter, stanley crouch, and all the other crotchety f*cks like them who seem just a wee too conservative for my tastes and essentially think that Black people need to shut the f*ck up with any complaining and accept that things aren’t bad anymore.

    john mcwhorter is supporting obama for president. do you know why? so black people can stop complaining about racism. its like i want to hug him and stab him with 2 nickel-cadmium batteries all at the same time.

    bob johnson – you birthed a great idea then proceeded to murder it slowly and torture Black america at the same time. not to mention you named a basketball team the bobcats. the f*ck.

    sarah palin is obvious.

    • “bob johnson – you birthed a great idea then proceeded to murder it slowly and torture Black america at the same time. not to mention you named a basketball team the bobcats. the f*ck.”

      bobby johnson was thisclose to getting dishonorable mention as well, along with…

      …michael jordan.

      • …michael jordan

        mmmmggggrrrr arf arf arf arf

        mr. I invest in yousuh’s penile system and shut down golf courses to frolic w/ snow bunnies. booooooo

        eerrrrroughuh

        • I have hated Michael Jordan since my little brother wanted a pair of his $120 Jordans back when he was in middle school.

          WHEW!! it felt good to get that off my chest

      • When you said bobby johnson all i can think of is the movie “South Central” with OG Bobby Johnson… i won’t show forth my inner bama by quoting lines from the movie… (I think I just showed it by telling y’all that I know lines, dangit…)

  44. Seriously, I am in the worst mood EVER today. I hate drivers, old crotchety 2520 women, overly put together how you doin’s, happy people and midgets. And also call girls, specifically the one who poses as an employee in the cube behind mine, people who chew with thier mouths open, circus freaks, sunlight, work, and any object which I cannot throw at someone.

    ARRGROGF:JKBFQILWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH!!!!

    F*ck.

  45. Cam’ron- I will NEVER forgive him for messing up one of my favorite songs (until his verse came up anyway) “We Are the Champions.” Everyone was going way hard, then this mofo comes on the song talking about pissing on gates. SMH. Eff Cam!

    My FWB (friend with benefits)- I should’ve listened to VSB about those work goggles.

    The Ex- Dude is holding my heart hostage.

    • “Cam’ron- I will NEVER forgive him for messing up one of my favorite songs (until his verse came up anyway) “We Are the Champions.” Everyone was going way hard, then this mofo comes on the song talking about pissing on gates. SMH. Eff Cam!”

      you know what, i actually think cam EASILY had the best verse on that track.

  46. Least favorites:

    * My arch enemy, Clifton Powell:
    http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/21/19183308.jpg

    I hate him so much. Seriously, this is a long-standing , mostly one-sided battle for years with no end in sight.

    * The bish @ Popeye’s that keeps tryna charge me extra for no ice in my lemonade. I have no idea why she is so personally invested in my lunch beverage selection, but she got one more time to add .25 to my receipt before I jump over the counter and kick her in the chest.

    • “My arch enemy, Clifton Powell”

      D@mn, you got beef with Pinky???

      Is it due to his choice in low budget black movies? This dude has had a lot of great soundbites in movies, lol…hilarious!

  47. -Young Berg

    -Too Short

    -Teenagers that go to the movies and talk loud and sh*t during the film.

    -The lady & her kids that live in the aprtment above me… If I have to call management and the cops on her a** one mo ‘gin…

    -DJ Clue. (all of that yellin’ random shout outs over songs is soooo awful)

    -Beyonce’s new music. ( Not a person but still; I HATE it with a passion)

    -Telemarketers

    -People that borrow you sh*t and then never give it back.

    -People that let a WHOLE D*MN SONG play on their answering machine before you can hear the beep to leave a message.

    -Sarah Palin

    -Mariah Carey

    …There are more that I’d like to add to this list…but it is best to hate in small spurts.

    • “-The lady & her kids that live in the aprtment above me… If I have to call management and the cops on her a** one mo ‘gin…”

      I feel your pain.

    • add the following “DJ’s” to your list of yelling over the song :
      *DJ “We da Worst” Khaled,
      *Funkmaster “Vocal Chords of Steel” Flex,
      *Kay “Drama Queen” Slay,
      *and for nostalgia sake: Kid “Translucent” Capri.

    • -People that let a WHOLE D*MN SONG play on their answering machine before you can hear the beep to leave a message.

      if i hear this i just hang up

  48. I will add a certain tv Judge to my list. Well, his assistant, who signs my checks. Them fools take too long paying me sometimes.

    Basically, anybody who plays with my money is on my list.

  49. I didnt take the time to read through everyone’s comments, so this may have been touched on.. but i reallllllly cannot stand Joe Rogan… you know the idiot coke fiend announcer for UFC fights?? Yeah that guy needs to get rear naked choked, no mercy.

  50. Tyra Banks when she’s on ANTM. I HATE the way she announces who’s going home. I don’t hate Tyra, but that mess irks me like no other. “I only have 8 photos in my hand…I only have 7 photos in my hand…” in that fake whispery “i’m telling you something really important” voice. I’d get kicked off with the quickness b/c I’d be like, “We KNOW, heifer! We can count!”

    • LMAO…thought I was the only one…

      Tyra pretty much gets on my nerves in general though these days… Used to love her but it seems like all of the episodes of her talk show are about the exact same subjects/ issues…Yeah everybody wants to look pretty, but c’mon Tyra a “makeover” is not the d*mn cure to every problem.

  51. My blog already reads like an ever-running hate list. But here are some specifics:

    **Flava Flav: He haunts my hopes and dreams. And looks like a human beef jerky. All blue-black and wrinkled. EEWWW

    **Whoever started the leggings trend. You suck for making Big Bertha and her size 34 self think it is ok to wear spandex as pants. I am mad atchu!

    **Whoever had a part to do with the movie “Gigli” being made. Even the caterers who supplied food to the set. No movie so mind-numbingly dull has been made in a long time as “Gigli”

    **Emo people.

    And as of 30 mins ago: egg-headed pittsburghians who rock glasses. Can’t STAND him! Eh, who am I kidding? I heart the Champ and his humpty dumpty head *ss. I wish no great fall on Champster.

    • “And as of 30 mins ago: egg-headed pittsburghians who rock glasses. Can’t STAND him! Eh, who am I kidding? I heart the Champ and his humpty dumpty head *ss. I wish no great fall on Champster.”

      this was quite possibly the best backhanded compliment ive ever received.

  52. Oh and I hate ignorant people, especially those who try to engage in debates with you. Talking to them is as painful as getting the crap kicked outta ur ovaries (aka some people’s monthly cycle).

    Ignorant, not ignant. There IS a difference.

    If ignorance was bliss, some people would be in a perpetual state of orgasm. (Which, btw, could potentially kill someone because the body cannot sustain such an intense level of perception for too long). So essentially, ignorance could kill.

    It’s science.

  53. I read this website everyday. Sometimes it cracks me up and sometimes it pisses me off. I don’t really know what the rest of your fan base is, but I am a young white female, so sometimes I feel like I’m not really supposed to be reading this. I mainly read because I was dating a black person and I always felt this website maybe gave me kind of a behind the scenes look into the way he thought since he was not big on sharing. Anyways, I read even if I’m not supposed to and today I have a comment because I definitely have a least favorite person right now and I wanted to share.

    And it would be that boy I tried so hard to understand. He hurt my heart and now he doesn’t care. He jumped from the top of my favorite people list to the top of my least favorite people list with just a few short text messages. So lame.

    • Hello JG. I am part of the Welcome Committee. Here in the land of VerySmartPeople, we do not discriminate on such trite things as race and class. We DO discriminate on the important things like people who like Jim Jones (do they REALLY exist?), the need for more unicorns, our shared fear of albino clown midgets, and the overall need for MORE PEOPLE.

    • thanks for sleepwalking…

      truth be told, this site is for everybody. and fret not, we aim to piss off EVERYBODY at some point. it’s what makes life worth living.

      but since you read looking for insight, have we provided any? i’m actually curious about this. i know a lot of folks have said that reading this site has given them some kind of insight into things but i’m doubtful everybody was looking for insight…we’re just insightful brothas by nature…

      btw, insightbul brothas by nature was the name of our rap group until naughty by nature came out and stole our thunder….O.P.P. was totally my song.

      • Wow, I feel special and welcomed. Sorry if others didn’t though…some seem kind of bitter.

        The site has definitely given me a different perspective on things. And has made me think about things that would have never otherwise crossed my mind. As far as insight…with that particular guy it obviously didn’t work out because he left my cute behind out to dry. His loss. (Who’s bitter now?)

        Moving on, I am definitely being schooled in some things I know little to nothing about and like it. It’s amazing how many different thought processes open up in your own brain when you get into the brain of people that are completely different from you. And I’m not just talking about race. It goes for gender, age, economic status, location, background, everything. I live in my little bubble (as do most) and pretend I’m diverse when really, it’s pretty rare that I get a very detailed and expansive look into what someone really thinks about some things.

        All in all, sometimes I read and laugh, sometimes I’m like, YEAH!, sometimes I think F this, and other times I just say Hmmm…I never thought of that.

        Oh yeah, and I think it’s pretty interesting that everyone is more focused on the welcome wagon and really not all that concerned about what was actually said in the post. ie-why didn’t I get any sympathy people!?!

    • “Sometimes it cracks me up and sometimes it pisses me off”

      lol…this is actually the goal here.

      seriously though, welcome, and please continue to frequent and comment.

  54. all this talk of the least, pro-life, and abortion sandwiches got me to thinking. there have got to be mothers on this planet that sat down with their gfs at their abortion tribunals and seriously considered exercising their rights protected under R v W. it was probably only by a slight technicality (read: terrible advice from one of the fraud christian gfs) that life was spared.

    who i think this happened to…

    Jim Jones–why it’s OK: who else would better serve as Champie’s scapegoat for the world’s ills?? outside of hating him, Champie doesnt’ have that much to talk about.

    Dick Cheney–why it’s OK: he shot his man in the FACE and dude apologized to HIM on natl tv for being in the way. who else is capable of doin this?? it’s effing impressive.

    ppl who do ExtenZe [and like] TV ads–why it’s OK: i can’t think of a reason. in fact, it’s absolutely NOT OK. their parents should have booked an appt at the clinic immediately. those are the worst commercials EVER. “it enhances that special part on a male’s body”?????? W.T.F. seriously.

    i’m sure their are more, but i’m running experiments and my memory recall is slow.

  55. I HATE:

    the people i have to deal with at work who call up and give me a sob story about how they haven’t paid their bill because their 12 year old daughter is pregnant, the dog died, they have explosive diarrhea which caused the house to catch on fire and the ashes got sucked up in the Dyson Ball vac and then emptied into the Dead Sea, along with a copy of their delinquent bills and all the knowledge that they ever had of ever using said services. Then they tell me how to do my job, as if I come down to the Bunny Ranch to tell them that their legs aren’t at the proper angle for easier insertion.

    the Pittsburgh accent.

    Pastor Manning (check out his rants on youtube)

    men who wear colored contacts

    people who don’t have jobs and decide they can make more money by staying at home and selling things on Ebay or Craigslist while taking advantage of government assistance.

    The people who question me about why I almost have a head full of grey hair and im not yet 30 years old…

    Flannel

      • lmao @ no homo my @$$

        my ex-stalker is approx. Champie’s skin color and thought it was a good idea to rock green, sometimes light brown, contacts. this is how he got the nickname “green eyed bandit”.

        • its never a good idea for a grown man to rock colored contacts, however, so i can create some sort of picture in my head, exactly what color is the almighty Champeen? peanut butter? a golden brown french fry? midnight? translucent? where would he be located on the color spectrum of life?

    • dang young, you stay hatin on the ‘Burgh. i mean, i’m not a FAN, per se, but it’s not that bad. and i’m originally from CA and lived in the ‘A’ for 4yrs. i think this city has some good quality.

      anyway–i think the pgh accent is kinda cute, sometimes. however, it seems like all WAMO callers have overexaggerated accents and its just plain obnoxious.

  56. I hate DeBarge for putting light skin dudes in style, I hate Jim Jones for being a moron, and George Bush for killing thousands of young Americans wit this war, and the wack cab drives that don’t pull over in the city

    • I have this theory about skin color and mate selection. see in the bird world. Females choose males w/ showy plumage, colorful plumage. It is indicative of his ability to forage well. The female birds try to have a good camoflaudge to keep the eggs safe during brooding. And in the human world our color is melanin. The more of it means the more apt you are at handling the sun’s rays. great for working in the daytime. thus the phrase, ‘tall dark and handsome’ was born. the first two are naturally good mate traits and the final is a perceived good trait. unrelated I heard that blond haired blue eyed people are some of the weakest emotionally speaking people on the planet.

        • I understand where your coming from young. btw did you go to whitney young hs in chicago? Well skin color is not the only characteristic in mate choosing. And I guess there are some standards that aren’t so double once we find out things like this if it has n e truth to it. I bet the bean pole chick that doesn’t have the cold correct hip to waist ratio feels the same sour way when she finds out she doesn’t have said ratio.

            • OMG go sit down n da L or if you like 7 or up in here corner is yours. I was just wondering about the name young.

              • I appolagize to you n vsb.com. It’s just you ain’t say nothing about my comments on your post. I felt dejected. & I ain’t no dolphin either. I grew up in Gary. I had friends who went there though. I don’t feel so good.

              • “OMG go sit down n da L or if you like 7 or up in here corner is yours. I was just wondering about the name young.”

                huh?

          • i didnt attend whitney young HS… however that is my brothers’ middle and last name… lol

            i once was the bean pole chick without the a** to waist ratio and accepted it since i was a bit of a tomboy…. then i grew up and so did my boobs!!!!

            GO MEAT!

        • and drugstore anthropology, much like drugstore cosmetics, can be just as good if not better than the high end stuff. Don’t sleep, my people.

  57. I hate chicks who replace bf’s with gay bf’s – then get all snarky and “Will and Grace” with the rest of the office. Having a gay sidekick and making snide comments to absolutely everyone does not automatically make one the fashion police. It just highlights why one is single in the first place.

    AAAAhhhhhhhhhh……… (that’s my sigh of relief)

  58. I have some people to hate… I hate those execs from AIG who took a corporate trip to the spa days after the government used $700 billion dollars of our money to bail their triflin’ a$$es out… I hate them and everybody who thinks like them with their sick a$$ sense of entitlement

    And Jim Jones is the embodiement (spell check??) of so many things wrong in our communities :)

    • i didnt realize i had an accent until i went away to school, which is funny because ive always had native pittsburghers ask where i was from because i “dont sound like a pittsburgher.”

      would this be a paradox?

      • hmmm, very smart brotha, i do believe that this does qualify as a paradox… one faced by many a native pittsburgher. When in ignant mode my pgh accent becomes more pronounced, and when speaking ebonically it’s VERY pronouced lol… but when speaking the king’s english – not so much.

      • Weird…I had the same problem. Every southerner tells me I sound like a yankee but the moment I leave the south, I’m told I have a strong southern accent. What gives, yall?

  59. Can we nominate a computer? I am sure after Oct. 19th I’m going to have a strong desire to slip the BCS computer a virus or at the least infect in it with spyware…

  60. n e body want some sugar smacks? n cheap dollar store piza(it can’t afford the other z) I need a nap. It’s close to my bed time. Would somebody change me? Lord help us.

  61. Least favorite person (specifically) is…

    Yung Berg. Anybody ignorant enough to discount all women darker than him as dating material should at the very least have their card taken away.

    Least favorite (ambiguously) are…

    One-issue voters. Enough said.

  62. IDK. Jimmy Ones (theres only 1 Jones in NYC) is good for some unadulterated entertainment. He’s good in various interviews where he’s not trying to hard and acting like the tough guy. Complex magazine had a good interview with him, and his movie trailer seemed to show a better side to him.

    My least favorite person at the moment is Ron Christie, MSNBC’s favorite blk republican analyst. I understand not all blk folks ahve to support Barack or think alike, but damn homie, keep it to urself this election season

  63. I can’t stand my ex. She stopped talking to me because I moved on with the next chick.

    It’s been 5 years!!! Get over it!!

  64. What me hate?

    - That big chested Carib girl cause she’s fronting on the pannies. (girl I don’t care that you’re from a lesser island, you’ve got DD’s)

    - A guy named Rolando
    - Old Man Winter for giving me this cold
    - Orbitz for sending me to a hotel with a community bathroom

    - The libertarian know it all in my office who thinks that we should let the banks fail (we see what happened after Lehman) – how does this bastard make more money than me?

    - and the talented tenth kneeggren that will be @ the bar tonight “watching the debate”

  65. ” and the talented tenth kneeggren that will be @ the bar tonight “watching the debate”

    I think I hate them too, W.I.A.

  66. Ctrl + F for “Palin” … I wonder how many times that’ll pop up.

    Actually, on my list I have:
    Jesse Jackson
    O.J. Simpson
    Anyone employed by FOX News … and …
    The girl from 3rd grade that dumped me.

  67. Plies….he could drop dead tonight and I would bust out the Andre and start a party in this mutha.

    did you know he has a B.S in Nursing from FAMU….the more you know

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>