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The Greatest Trick: Things That Just Might Be The Devil

Hi. My name is Lou. What's yours?

“Twitter is the Devil”

“Huh?”

“You heard me. Twitter is the Devil. Nothing but ratchetness and evil happens there.”

“So basically, Twitter is exactly like your bedroom?”

“How can one man be so damn corny?”

“Lots of practice. Anyway, if Twitter is the Devil, who’s the Anti-Christ?”

“Not sure. But I think it might be Lil Duval”

Although I do start to notice a slight tinge of sulfur whenever I see that an excessively hood hashtag — ie: #thingscarjackerssay — has become a trending topic, I didn’t walk away from that conversation convinced that Twitter was indeed the Prince of Darkness. Craigslist, maybe, but definitely not Twitter.

Anyway, while our old friend Lucifer probably hasn’t decided to come back to Earth in the form of a social networking and microblogging service, there are quite a few things in my life that just might actually be the Devil, including…

1. My backdoor screen door

For whatever reason, this door refuses to close all the way. I’ve tightened and loosened screws, removed pieces, and even took the door completely off and reattached it, but it still refuses to close completely, leaving a gap that’s big enough for any opportunistic mouse, midget crackhead, or evil spirit to sneak through.

2. My neighbor

Along with possibly being the Devil, my next-door neighbor is the reason why white Americans will never understand what it means to be black.

Why? Well, this neighbor is one of those assholes who goes out of his way not to make eye contact just so he doesn’t have to exchange pleasantries. Like, if we both happen to be walking to our cars at the same time this dude will literally look up at the sky for 15 seconds and fumble his keys for another 15 seconds just so he isn’t forced to say “Hi.”

Now, I assumed he was just a racist with a shitty sports car who was uncomfortable around black people, until I saw him do the exact same thing to a few of my white neighbors, an act that downgraded him from racist asshole to just plain asshole.

Anyway, the “Is he acting this way because I’m black?” question is a question that (I’m assuming) white people never have to consider, and the fact that his asshole ass forced me to have a much too deep internal discussion about race relations at 7:30 in the morning is proof that he might be the Devil.

3. Cookies and Cream milkshakes

I’m currently attempting to lose weight — I’m 215 and I’d like to get down to 205 — and I’m lactose-intolerant. Since this is true, it probably isn’t the best idea to purchase and devour a 1,600 calorie cookies and cream milkshake at least twice a week. In fact, short of just eating an entire cow, there may not be a more efficient way to sabotage myself. But, here am I, writing this entry while happily sipping on my recent Coldstone purchase. And farting.

When finished, I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw the Devil at the bottom of my straw, teasing me and telling me to “Sip on deez.”

4. Smittens, my girlfriend’s new cat

Only the Devil would be audacious enough to jump in your lap an hour after he took a NFL linebacker-sized shit on your new leather couch, and only the Devil would know exactly how to get back in your good graces by killing a mouse in your basement a day later.

5. My VSB t-shirts

As indestructible, versatile, and contagious as they are predictable and (slightly) pathetic, my rotating army of VSB t-shirts — four black short sleeved tees with the original logo, two black sleeveless shirts with the original logo, a red one with “Very Smart Brothas” in cursive, a gray shirt with Very Smart Brothas in block letters, and two black shirts with the new logo — have been my de facto club attire for the last year and a half; rocked by themselves or with blazers, leather jackets, button downs and (once on a dare) a sweater vest.

But, what was once a tongue-in-cheek advertisement has slowly become a crutch. It’s to the point now that, if I’m at a nightclub, people I know will come to me and ask “Where’s the shirt?” Only the Devil can pull off this level of subterfuge, so, in order to combat it, I’ve put a couple drops of holy water in my cologne just so I’m protected whenever I go out.

6. Lebron James

According to Verbal Kent, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist. Sounds eerily similar to Lebron against the Mavs. Makes even more sense when you realize that Dirk just might be the German Jesus.¹

7. The relationship queries I (well, we) occasionally get

Although the questions I’ve received at Madame Noire so far haven’t been too bad, I really am starting to believe that the Devil himself is the only one who’d have the sense of humor to send us an email like this:

“My man is serving 15 years for rape. Well, it wasn’t a human he slept with, so I can’t really call it rape. The courts said otherwise, though. I mean, who the hell cares about a bunch of cows, anyway? So, my question to you Very Smart Brotha is do you think I should wait for him? He’s a really good guy with a great heart and a big basement, and I’d hate to throw that all way just because he has a great relationship with his livestock”

Anyway, people of VSB.com, we all know the Devil is here somewhere. Can you think of any other people, places, or things that he just might be?

¹I still like the Heat in seven, btw

—The Champ

If you get a minute, please vote for the homie Sista T and her boyfriend David in the McDonald’s perfect pair contest so they can win the prize money and give us a cut of it.

Also, don’t forget your VSB duty to help keep Panama off the block and The Champ on the wagon and buy “YourDegrees Wont Keep You Warm at Night: The Very Smart Brothas Guide to Dating, Mating, and Fighting Crime”

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Damon Young

Damon Young is the editor-in-chief of VSB. He is also a contributing editor for EBONY.com. He resides in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes.

  • naturalista88

    I’m convinced that McDonald’s fries are made by the Devil cause them thangs are effin spellbounding **wipes away drool as I type**.

    • theeclectic

      wait…have you had Wendy’s new joints?? OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMG…

      They have sea salt so its healthy right??

      • naturalista88

        There is no Wendy’s close to the house, so I haven’t indulged in those just yet.

      • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

        Not really; they’re made virtually the same, skipping only one step in the freeze stage or something or other. And salt is salt no matter where you get it from, from what I know. They could have fries drenched in the tears of children and it’ll taste virtually the same.

        • naturalista88

          Tears of children? Yeah, that’s some devilish ish right there…

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

          Where can I get these tear-drenched fries of which you speak? They sound delicious.

          • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes

            McDonald’s dollar menu most likely :)

          • CaribbeanQueen

            lmao your avi is killing me right now

            • Yoles

              + me

            • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

              It’s from the not quite dead language of Fuq U. :D

              • afrodite

                x_X

              • http://wheresana.blogspot.com/ Intellectual Hedonist

                x___X * here I lie ____o

              • nillalatte

                ROTFLMAO… you are too much!

              • Alvin

                I love your avatar.

                • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

                  ;)

        • Andi

          Actually sea salt contains less sodium than table salt. It’s generally better to cook with. I sincerely doubt the Wendy’s fries are better though.

        • theeclectic

          *covers ears*

          I. Can’t. Hear. You.

        • http://jouromeo.blogspot.com Sagey Bear

          Dear Tes, salt is not just salt. Sea salt doesn’t have iodine in it…or wasn’t iodized.
          Table salt is/was iodized so it carries a benefit that sea salt does not. However, table also appears to be bad for you…but in certain circumstances, it is better for you. Like radiation apparently. I don’t know for sure…use google for I was too lazy too.

      • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

        Eff Wendy’s salads and their frosty can kiss my @ss. To hell with both of them!

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          “Eff Wendy’s salads and their frosty can kiss my @ss. To hell with both of them!”

          did wendy’s salads and frosty sleep with your boyfriend or something”

          • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

            They’re trying to prevent me from getting a boyfriend.

            • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

              “They’re trying to prevent me from getting a boyfriend.”

              not if the fry fat goes to the right places

              • http://www.pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

                Mine do. *shimmies*

        • http://www.twitter.com/makinghisstory Evan McAuthur Kane (Shruggie Low-down)

          [ducks fried potato ammo…]
          fry wars out this b1tch…five guys tho’–unfcukwitable.

          • theeclectic

            i tend to not like to see my fries through the bag…lol

            but they knock with a bacon burger tho

          • stlunatic

            man they use too much damn salt, they overdo the sh1ts.

            The burger was on point tho.

          • OutrageousFlair

            Co-sign Five Guys! The paper bag keeps them nice and crispy, and they taste the way my grandma used to make her own homemade fries.

            I’ll even flirt with the fry guy at the Five Guys near me so he’ll give me a few extra scoops of fries. He winks, I reciprocate, he basically fills two bags with fries, I smile and we separate until next time. Needless to say, if he keeps this up, I may just have to marry him. He’s found the way to my heart! lol

          • http://twitter.com/inomallday Shamira

            i luh me some Five Guys in DC….but when i’m in NY – SHAKE SHACK ALLLL DAY ERRR DAY.

            • Alvin

              Shake Shack is sooooo overrated. 20 minutes in line for an overpriced burger and mini shake? Give me In and Out, Fatburger, all day over Shake Shack.

              • http://twitter.com/inomallday Shamira

                you gotta know what times to go at…ive never waited more than ten min on that bish

          • Sea Jay Bee

            Five Guys is amazing…just don’t plan on being high level functional after eating it though.

          • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

            they would be if they didn’t give me enough to feed Somalia for two years. i know that’s an odd complaint, but they really give you too many damn fries.

            • http://www.twitter.com/SexyCool13 SexyCool

              Exactly…what can I do with cold @ss, leftover fries?

            • http://www.magnetforfoolishness.wordpress.com Magnet for Foolishness

              YES!! THEY DO!!

            • V Renee

              They do! What the f*ck am I going to do with a pound of fries? I be half tempted to ask the person behind me if they want to split a fry with me.

              • theeclectic

                I have done this smh

        • http://tdlove.wordpress.com Tonya

          Especially the Chocolate Oreo Cookie Frosty. …thank GOD I don’t live across the street from there. The Devil is a LIE!!!

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        wait…have you had Wendy’s new joints?? OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMG…

        They have sea salt so its healthy right??

        yeah, the wendy’s fries are on some other sh*t. that might have been the biggest fast food upgrade since arby’s stopped using soylent green in their sandwiches

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

          I’d prefer soylent green to their “roast beef”. At least we know where it comes from.

          • TLuvly

            ITS PEEEEPUUULLLLL!!!!

            • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

              THIS just cracked me up.

        • afrodite

          i’m sorry, “soylent green”?? that literally sounds like sh*t. green sh*t. imo, it’s a toss-up between that and “roast beef”

          • http://uphereoncloud9.com Wu Young, Agent of M.E.

            Soylent green isn’t sh#t, it’s people. PEOPLE!

        • jimmythegoon

          You a funny dude

      • Margo_Brown

        “They” say it’s supposed to be the healthier alternative but either way them joints are alright with me.

      • stlunatic

        fun fact: sea salt is the same as table salt. It just has a lower sodium content because it’s synthesized in a bigger crystal than the granules of table salt.

      • http://pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

        “wait…have you had Wendy’s new joints?? OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMG…”

        Yo, I LOVE me some fresh cut fries (leaving some of the skin on), so the fact that that red-headed hussy had the audacity to improve upon one of my greatest weaknesses (fries), proves that she ain’t about a bit of s**t. AND her hair is red so… boom. Red is the devil’s color. *As it’s my favorite color*

        • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

          If you catch that bish in the streets, tweet me. I need to have a word with her too.

      • http://kineticculture.com NubianEmpress

        I need to stay away from Wendy’s….she’s keeping me thicker than a mug with her new fries *le sigh*

        SN: The Devil is an active ingredient in the following items – Chipotle, Krispy Kreme, and all social media.

        #fin

        • http://jouromeo.blogspot.com Sagey Bear

          I wonder what it is that keeps y’all loving these weird tasting Fries because they taste gross to me. I think they taste like playdoh sometimes and other times the mist of air that comes out of spray paint canisters and even other times they taste like a soggy wet bed death after 20 consecutive nights of “accidents”. Jojos and home made/cooked are a million times better. I just don’t know and can’t understand why y’all can acquiesce to such a deplorable state of sustenance. Maybe I’m not Black enough…them fries are the grossest. McDonald’s fries are horrible, Wendy’s fries are better than they were and are still fairly bad tasting. I wish somebody could explain it to me….I really feel left out. Everybody but me seems to be in love with these things. I just can’t get jiggy with this one.

    • CaribbeanQueen

      Man, eff a McDonald’s fry!
      Popeye’s seasoned fries are more like it

      • theeclectic

        if you talkin seasoned you gotta mention Checkers

        • http://www.bellesandgentssociety.com Myssdee

          Along with hamburgers, french fries are the devil to me.

          McDonald’s and Wendy’s Fries have my ass searching for change in couches and mattresses just to get them off the dollar menu (yea…times are hard)

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

          I miss Checkers. They don’t have them in Chicago anymore. :(

          • kid video

            @ TAC
            I miss Checkers.

            Around my way, its called Rally’s

            • http://www.pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

              Yeah, I think when I was a kid they called it Rally’s/Checkers…

          • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

            Chiiiilllllle, there’s a checkers on 55th and the dan ryan. Consider your happy friday made BOO-YAH!!

            • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

              (tears up)

              I think I love you.

              • Sea Jay Bee

                Checkers seasoned fries are powerful enough to strengthen the bonds of humanity

              • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

                *in my hakeem voice* TO BE LOVED, TO BE LOVED, OH WHAT A FEELING….

          • StillSuga

            Not in Chicago proper, but there is still one in the burbs, out near Dalton or something like that…

            • http://www.pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

              Oh, that joint still over there? Lawd, haven’t been there in YEARS.

        • keisha brown

          yo!!!
          we dont have checkers – but i’d be willing to go to buffalo JUST to have them again.
          checkers fries >>> popeyes fries.

        • CaribbeanQueen

          YES how could I forget Checkers!
          *hangs head in shame*

      • http://twitter.com/inomallday Shamira

        5-Guys cajun fries FTW. That is all.

        • miss t-lee

          Yep!!!!

      • GuestOftheDay

        I take it y’all havent tried the in-and-out burger fries. You literally taste the Idaho-ness in that sh*t

        • LA2Tally

          Yessssss!!!

          I miss all that is In-N-Out!!

  • http://HUSLToday.blogspot.com LegallySouthern1

    The devil is in the island d*ck that caused L-Boogie to get pregnant once again. That Marley Man is the devil! Why is he the devil? Because he took Lauren to a place NOBODY thought she could go. I still look at her and think dang is this the same woman that sang that AWESOME version of his Eye is on the Sparrow? His eye shoulda been on those Marley Men.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFhczEiCvOo

    • Taylormay

      . I still look at her and think dang is this the same woman that sang that AWESOME version of his Eye is on the Sparrow? His eye shoulda been on those Marley Men.

      LMAO!!!

    • CaribbeanQueen

      lmao the funny thing is, he came out and publicly announced that he is not the father of Lauren’s 6th child..

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

        lmao the funny thing is, he came out and publicly announced that he is not the father of Lauren’s 6th child..

        it’s funny (well, not really funny, but funny) how the two R&B artists most revered for being deep and empowering and sh*t (L-Boogie and Badu) both just might be hoodrats with headwraps

        • CaribbeanQueen

          I was thinking the exact same thing

        • Margo_Brown

          YEEEEEES!!!! I was just thinking that the other day bout E.Badu. Like why does she get a pass? Cuz she’s earthy and vegetarian and sh*t??? Three different baby daddy’s is the same no matter how you market it.

        • OutrageousFlair

          It’s a damn shame, but probably true!

        • Yeah…So

          There was a discussion on one of them natural hair blogs about this… like why natural hair chicks get the pass for hood sh*t…

          And even still I’m having a hard time accepting how straight-up alley cat they (LBoog and EBadu) are for that mess… I mean really 6 boo? SIX and ain’t got a ring YET!… but then again, it’s Lauren and she got dreads so it’s cool.

          • Yonnie 3000

            SIX and ain’t got a ring YET!…

            How do you know that she wants to be married?

            • Yeah…So

              Hmmm… let’s see. What is marriage exactly? When two become one essentially, no? Six babies by ONE guy… what would make you think she didn’t? Granted, him being married to someone else during the pregnancy of her first FIVE (what?!?! yeah!) prolly threw a wrench in the game… but uh, yeah.

        • Yaadgyrl

          I’ll never forget the Grammy’s where she won 5 or something and she came on stage reading from her bible….I was like no, this home-wrecking, fornicating chick not up there acting like she’s holier than the entire music industry…ol sketel gyal…

          • ThisIshRightHereNinja

            she took it back!! Sketel, though? Bwaaaa!

            • keisha brown

              BWAHAHHAA
              yaadgyal..that was HILARIOUS.

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

          Rohan said on Twitter that he never said he wasn’t claiming the kid..just that “things aren’t always what they seem” whatever the f*ck that means. lol

        • Yonnie 3000

          Silly E. Badu has some words for ya’ll: http://tinyurl.com/6lyyzb4

          (Excerpt – capital letters are hers)

          question?
          WHAT IS MARRIAGE ?
          WHO IS THE JUDGE?
          WE ONLY UNDERSTAND THE EXAMPLES WE ARE GIVEN ( well sort of)

          WOULD IT “LOOK BETTER ” TO MARRY AND DIVIORCE AND MARRY AGAIN ?
          WOULD THAT BE MORALLY CORRECT ?
          WHATS THE DIFFERENCE ? the government’s involvement i guess.
          IDEALLY , IT WOULD BE EXCELLENT TO FIND THE MAN OR WOMAN WHO FULFILLS YOUR SPIRIT AND STAY FOR EVER AND EVER ( thru sickness and health till death do us part ) AND HAVE HEALTHY STRONG CHILDREN AS A RESULT OF A HEALTHY AND STRONG UNION.
          (this CAN happen … we need much training , however.)

          OR

          IS IT REALLY “GOOD” TO STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP WHERE BOTH PARTIES ARE UNFULFILLED , LONGING FOR RELIEF , BRINGING one another down as a result of improper training , creating BAD ENERGY AND EXPERIENCES FOR THE CHILD TO REPEAT ?
          (not to mention breeding deceit and anger and resentment )
          SEEMS TO CREATE FEARFUL CHILDREN WHO TURN INTO FEARFUL ADULTS .

          HOW MANY OF YOU GREW UP IN 2 PARENT HOMES THAT WERE MISERABLE AS FUCK ?
          OR 2 PARENT HOMES THAT WERE NOT PERFECT BUT WORKED?
          HOW MANY GREW UP IN ONE PARENT HOMES WHERE THE MOTHER WORKED HARD TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE CARED FOR BUT SHE WASNT QUITE HAPPY?
          HOW ABOUT A HOME WHERE THE FATHER WAS THE MAIN CARE GIVER AND DID THE BEST HE COULD -LACKING NURTURE?
          HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE A SIBLING THAT HAS A DIFFERENT FATHER OR MOTHER?
          DOES HE OR SHE MEAN LESS TO YOU?
          HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 MOTHER OR FATHER OF YOUR OWN CHILDren ?
          HOW MANY OF YOU HAD /OR / ARE PARENTS RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO MAKE GOOD DECISIONS FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR CHILDREN ,THAT DONT QUITE FIT ANY OF THESE DESCRIPTIONS?
          HOW MANY OF YOU STAY IN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS FOR FEAR OF GOING TO HELL?
          HOW MANY HOS OUT THERE … THAT HAVE KIDS TO GET A PAYDAY?
          HOW MANY PEOPLE GETTING THEY ASS KICKED AND ARE FORCED TO SUBMIT CAUSE YO MAMA GOT HER ASS KICKED?
          THEN WHAT is CORRECT?

          • Yonnie 3000

            Moderate deez.

            I’ll admit, I give a mean side-eye to my cousins who have multiple kids by one woman, live together, and refuse to get married. Or those that are “engaged” for years on end. But Erykah speaketh the truth. When you get right down to it, there are only 2 reasons to get married vs. being in a long-term committed relationship w/o getting married: 1) legal/financial reasons (even this can be largely circumvented with legal contracts that are not marriage licenses) and 2) religious reasons. The rest of it has to do with societal norms and I try not to let those run my life.

            Having said that, I probably won’t have kids if I don’t get married… mainly b/c single motherhood doesn’t look fun. Truth be told, dual parenthood doesn’t look all that fun, but that’s a different blog comment, for a different blog, for a different day.

          • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

            I don’t believe in marriage either.
            (shrugs)

            • SqueakDaddyKane

              *puts away e-ring*

              *kicks rocks while walking away*

              • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

                No worries. We can still live together in sin. I’d be totally cool with that. :D

          • Yeah…So

            Dang she pissed.

        • Elle

          “hoodrats with headwraps”
          the most elequant statement i have heard in 2 days.
          i thank you.

        • jimmythegoon

          Damn!

        • http://www.pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

          “it’s funny (well, not really funny, but funny) how the two R&B artists most revered for being deep and empowering and sh*t (L-Boogie and Badu) both just might be hoodrats with headwraps”

          LMAO. Hoodrats with Headwraps should be a reality show, actually. Or at least a poetry slam name.

          • naturalista88

            Don’t give BET or VH1 any ideas….

        • V Renee

          it’s funny (well, not really funny, but funny) how the two R&B artists most revered for being deep and empowering and sh*t (L-Boogie and Badu) both just might be hoodrats with headwraps .

          This has kilt me dead! I ? both of them, but this is still some funny azz sh*t.

        • Mary J. Bennett (aka WW)

          BINGO! I found this to be the case amongst most “conscious sistas” from up North.

          Anyone here familiar with the “Blaque Indigo” fiasco on youtube?

          Women knew something was funky with her. But the fellas? They were all up in that, callin her “Nubian Queen” and whatnot – just because she was cute.

          LMAO, all day, errday.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/legitimate_soul legitimate_soul

      LMAO! (I need to reincorporate Island D back into my vocabulary)

    • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

      Island d*ck is the devil! Rebuke it if you see one and run like Usain Bolt.

      • http://www.wildcougarconfessions.com wild cougar

        Mmmmm……island d*ck…brings me back

      • Yaadgyrl

        Hahaha….by default then, is island pu$$y the devil too?

        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

          Nope. Just the Devil’s playground. ;)

          • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

            Yessss gyal a dat mi seh

          • Yaadgyrl

            Loves it!

        • http://www.twitter.com/makinghisstory Evan McAuthur Kane (Shruggie Low-down)

          but yaadgyrl, you knew the answer to that before you asked…been tease-droppin’ all damn day. ;)

          http://youtu.be/Eq_-DZBZOWc

    • Yaadgyrl

      Someone should have told Lauren you just don’t F with Markey men…don’t look them in the eye…don’t tell them your name…you see any one of them, just cross the street…I had the biggest crush on Damian in pre-school….momma told me to stay away from him @ age 3….I thought she was just a hater but I get it now.

      • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

        ROTFLMAO!!! That nucka’s eyes can put you in a trance through the television box so I can only imagine what they are like in person. Good GAWD! Mama is wise cause Mama know, baby… Mama know.

      • Shorty@Law

        You just kilt me dead__________

        Side note: Island D will make you crazy but IMO it just might be worth the risk.

  • http://enterknight.blogspot.com/ Misty Knight

    A sweater vest? buwahahahahahaha xD . Naw, whomever got you to wear a Sweater Vest, THAT negro is the Devil….LOL..*wipes tear* Ohhh mannn.sweater vest… :P

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      it was a triple dog dare. i couldn’t resist

    • stlunatic

      I had a boy in college (if anybody recognizes my sn, they know EXACTLY who I’m talking about) who wore the sweater vest EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. we went out. The only variation is that he would put a blazer over it when he was feelin real fancy. Every pic in indmix, this negro has some variation of the sweater vest n tie.

      • http://twitter.com/kjnetic peter parker

        oh wait, sweatervests are out?

        oh.

        *quickly hides his sweatervest*

    • Alvin

      My facebook profile pic is of me in a sweater vest, in a non-sarcastic way. I guess it isn’t as nice a look as I think.

  • theeclectic

    WALMART

    I am utteryly convinced this place is purgatory…

    Any place that will have u in there for 16 hours and STILL walk out WITHOUT the one thing you came in for ain’t nothin but the Devil…

    • Andi

      +1

    • Yoles

      that walton family is evil… i don’t trust walmart! don’t.trust.it no sir

      • Mo-VSS

        Will.not.shop.there….unless it’s absolutely necessary. Any place that sounds like a gymnasium once you walk in and brings together the rudest, most ignorantly dressed and participants competing for worst parents of the year is not a place I want to be. EVER!

        • theeclectic

          Are you sure meant Walmart and not a Tyler Perry play?

          • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

            DEAD ME NOW!

          • Yaadgyrl

            Dying….dead….died

          • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

            You are the devil for this hilarious comment.

      • kid video

        @ Yoles
        i don’t trust walmart!

        I guess living up north you can/should feel this way…but in my region “wally world” is where folks go on first dates and look at the SEC championship crystal football.

        • Yoles

          say it aint say Kid Video… i saw that “music video” and was shocked

          please…pretty please give me a full first date @ wally world scenario :)

          • kid video

            @ yoles

            Since seen couples huddled up the “snack” section back in the day, before they got WacArnolds and Subway put in…if the date is going well, they might do a bit of shopping…

          • theeclectic

            my first date was to the movies..then we sat outside on the Walmart patio furniture to the wee hours of the morning….

            so romantical *in my Darla voice*

        • Justme (the guy)

          @Kid video- right!!! I’ve been up North for about 7 years now and in that time I’ve learned that it’s fashionable to turn one’s nose up at Wal-Mart, but I’m witcha, cause down south it’s not a store it’s a life source! lol

    • http://www.testorshia.blogspot.com Tes
      • AfroPetite

        This my jam! “She got hah basket basket basket basket basket basket basket….she goin tah wally wally wally wally wally world!!!! She got a Lousiannaaanaaaannnaaaa purchase card!!”

        • http://www.twitter.com/mszvenusflytrap Moe Pope

          by far theee funniest comment i’ve read on this website. i SWORE i was thee only person who loved that song. SN: Walmart is thee devil. I never make it out thee store with thee things i had in mind wen i decided to make the trip to wallyworld. AND i always end up spending waaay too much money. im always confused wen i leave walmart.

      • theeclectic

        you know what…see yourself out…please and thank you

      • http://twitter.com/#!/legitimate_soul legitimate_soul

        Awww, this made me fondly remember Messy Mya (RIP).

        • http://twitter.com/#!/legitimate_soul legitimate_soul

          Wayment….he said “she buying d0uche” repetitively….*falls out*

          • Yoles

            that’s cuz she keep her self clean L_S

            X___X icant

          • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

            Y’all negroes gon get me fired and I’ma get put out of my domicile cuz I can’t pay the mortgage. Who’s gon take care of my family?

      • Mel – The Bone Collector

        This is my ratchet guilty pleasure. *hangs head in shame*

        She got Louisiana Purchase card!

      • ChocolateHoney

        This video is an abomination and should also serve as a P.S.A. as to never purchase underwear from said Devil

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU9c0j4iOtw @ 2:18

        Who does that?

      • Todd

        Wow. Just wow. Living in New York, we aren’t exposed to bounce music, and there are only 3 Walmarts within reasonable driving distance FOR THE WHOLE CITY. This is…different. I think this song is not of God.

    • http://twitter.com/inomallday Shamira

      I am totally anti Wal-Mart. Except when I was in college. Being broke is real – and 15 tube socks for $1 is a godsend.

      • http://pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

        Walmart KNOWS how to plant their big donks into a college town. They know exactly what they’re doing. That was the place to by any and ALL thangs for college. It had a grocery store and of course it has everything else. One stop shop. SMH…

        • StillSuga

          I think ours had a grocery store and an all you can eat buffet

          • http://www.pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

            LOL, that sounds like some ish Walmart would do.

      • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

        Walmart? I thought that was Family Dollar…Lawd knows I was walking to Family Dollar every other day in Gentilly trying to get some noodles or something else all crazy to sustain my existence.

        • http://twitter.com/itztrizz617 herbetteroption

          If WalMart had a bookstore i dont think i would’ve ever went anywhere else during college (damn did i give them another idea)

          • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

            Wasn’t Books a Million their brainchild? I swear it was just like Walmart, just with books.

  • LA2Tally

    FACEBOOK!!!

    Too many people have fallen out, broken up, cussed each other out (ALL on their FB wall) for facebook to not be of the devil. . .

    you claimed your boo on fb and he/she still says he/she is single??

    you think so-and-so is your friend til they start posting pics from these amazing, lavish events they attended and had the nerve to not even ASK you to be their +1??

    you get start and e-fight with someone on your friend list who “overshares”??

    The DEBIL I say. . .

    • naturalista88

      Naw, the people who post on FB are the damn Devil. Acting like a fool w/no common sense He blessed them with *smh*.

      • http://pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

        I agree but I still think Facebook is actually the devil. Changing all the privacy settings WITHOUT your consent? Zuckerberg has been on some s**t of bulls lately with that mess. It’s annoying having to go back into settings every few weeks because they volunteered you to receive alerts for ish you ain’t ask for. LAWD.

        Twitter is starting that dumb ish too with the email alerts when someone @’s/favorites/ you. ALL kinds of les sighs.

        • naturalista88

          Yeah, that is quite devilish.

    • leelee

      agreed. I saw a couple breakup in a 45 comment status alternation

    • CaribbeanQueen

      yes, FB is indeed the devil.

      • http://www.bellesandgentssociety.com Myssdee

        Facebook done caused breakups, divorces, and fights…all due to devils who do not know how to talk their problems.

        I don’t know which is worse…Facebook or Twitter???

        • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

          I don’t know which is worse…Facebook or Twitter???

          i’d say facebook because at least twitter gives you some anonymity.

          • 8252

            I would have to say facebook because thats where you get tagged in pictures and before you can get to your phone or pc to untag yourself you already have 30 messages in your inbox, comments on the picture, comments on your wall and a text from your boo saying “we need to talk!” (none of this is from experience) I just know people who have had this happen.

            Twitter on the other hand, you can say “this is only twitter” and you can just say random thoughts. However, with people “subtweeting” its about to really get ugly…

            • http://tdlove.wordpress.com Tonya

              You can make your tags invisible on your page. People can tag me all they want, but it won’t show up on my page. Only our mutual friends will see them. It just depends on how connected all your friends are.

        • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

          I say twitter because the average individual does NOT need a way to just broadcast random thoughts for any random person to see. Athletes and entertainers are playing career Russian Roulette up all up and through those parts. Accessibility to technology has totally outpaced the intelligence and mental agility of many people, particularly those who entertain us, but may not be the sharpest knives in the utility drawer. These folks do NOT need a venue for ranting and raving at any given time and they certainly don’t need to be so accessible to even dumber fans and non-fans.

          • Alvin

            +1

        • carmen

          The internet is the devil hands down.

    • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

      The Facebook poke feature is the DEVIL. Who pokes someone nowadays? Don’t answer that.

      • naturalista88

        Someone’s gonna answer it anyways *lol*.

      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool
        • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

          Holy, I just spit. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

          • http://iamyourpeople.com I Am Your People

            See, this is why I am not on Facebook. Den. Of. Iniquity. No ma’am.

          • V Renee

            Hmmm they say spitters are quitters. Or maybe that’s the devils saying. Ha!

        • keisha brown

          HATES TAC for this

        • keisha brown

          HATES TAC for this!

        • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

          LMAO! I ain’t effing with you today TAC…

        • Deviant

          That looks like the bizarro version of the guy from The Whispers. http://youtu.be/d6aRvVTSC0I

          • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E TheAnti-Cool

            I think he was a cousin that fell out with the rest of the group.

            Also, those were some tight pants in that video. My goodness.

        • Yaadgyrl

          I died and went to hell and saw e’ry last one of the devils e’rybody named…

      • http://www.twitter.com/makinghisstory Evan McAuthur Kane (Shruggie Low-down)

        facebook isn’t exactly the devil…it was just a nerds way of makin’ the world an easier place for nerds to to get laid–and gettin’ billionaire boy’s club rich in the process.

        now facebook spam is the devil…along wit’ all spam.

        ps
        the 3/4 inch avi…THAT there is the devil and a half.

        pps
        [POKE]

    • Mo-VSS

      Agreed. But the ONE part of FB that is responsible for more drama than the soaps is that damn “relationship status” tag. For the love of God, if one more person over the age of 25 updates to “it’s complicated” I’m gonna de-friend them.

      • http://www.bellesandgentssociety.com Myssdee

        It’s Complicated = Breaking Up
        Over the age of 25, its now time for you to quit the relationship status updates

        • Mo-VSS

          Right. ANd the only time “it’s complicated” is when one person doesn’t want to be in the relationship.

          • http://twitter.com/itztrizz617 herbetteroption

            if a girls status is Its complicated to me it means “im waiting for someone to rashard lewis me”

            • SqueakDaddyKane

              Thas messed up. I literally sent a text to my boy last night like…

              Me: Lebron can’t blame Delonte West for this one.
              Homey: Nah, but he can blame Rashard Lewis
              Me:…fail.

          • http://www.wildcougarconfessions.com wild cougar

            Not true. There is no category for married but sleeping in separate rooms till he gets a new place. I had that one for a while. It’s complicated fits.

            • http://www.twitter.com/SexyCool13 SexyCool

              Yeah…but wild, I would put that in the category of “Overshare.”

              • http://www.wildcougarconfessions.com wild cougar

                See, that’s why they have the category, because nobody wants the details.

        • Righteous

          Really doe, only few people on Facebook have ever even seen my lady, let alone know when we are having trouble. I think if one person is on and the other is not, relationships can work. Other than that, go ahead and give Zuckerberg his pitchfork, red horns and flame-grilled whopper.

          • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

            Not a flame-grilled whopper. HILAR!

      • Racqs

        The day my mother joined facebook and set her relationship status to “it’s complicated”, I knew that was nothin but the devil. When I questioned her about it, she said, “well, you know, I’m single, but I’m not looking right now.” I then had the uncomortable responsibility of explaining these status settings….

    • http://magnetforfoolishness.wordpress.com/2011/03/21/i-am-practicing-abstinence/ Magnet for Foolishness

      I agree with (almost) everything said above. Facebook is both a gift and a curse…

  • LA Red

    McDonald’s Sweet Tea is Satan himself. Liquid diabetes at it’s best…

    • LA2Tally

      I co-sign this one!!!

    • AfroPetite

      BLASPHEMY!!! McDonald’s Sweet Tea is a Holy beverage!
      *fills up 64oz cup with tea and adds an extra pack of sugar*

      • http://twitter.com/sweetdivalove Mia

        Wayment an EXTRA pack of sugar???????? That Sweet Tea needs no help!!!!

        • http://thejahfiles.blogspot.com/ B. Brown

          It certainly does not (picks up cup and takes another swig).

      • theeclectic

        light ice please *adds some lemonade*

        • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

          Always light ice. No ice if I’m going straight home. I gots my own ice, man.

          • theeclectic

            once i learned that the fountain drinks are already cold i quit with the ice business…

            which is where satan comes in…

            extra ice+less drink= less orange drink/sweet tea

            which is not acceptable

    • http://www.bellesandgentssociety.com Myssdee

      That Sweet Tea is gonna make somebody rob them for change just to get them for a cup. Mickey D’s trying to cause riots with that Sweet Tea

      And it is hot like a oven here in NJ/NY

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      “McDonald’s Sweet Tea is Satan himself. Liquid diabetes at it’s best…”

      i’ve been scared to try that. all mcdonald’s beverages are like 25% better than they’re supposed to be. like, theres no damn reason why f*cking orange drink should be that good

      • Yoles

        that orange drink gets me every.single.time i hate all other forms of orange drink… its methadone i tell you!! seriously methadone looks exactly like the alleged hi-c orange mcdonalds sells…

        • http://biggerthomas.wordpress.com MadScientist7

          “i hate all other forms of orange drink”

          ummmm simply orange with pineapple >>>>>>

          • LMNOP

            wait. isn’t simply orange orange juice?

            • Yoles

              exactly… i didn’t say juice (even though i don’t really like orange juice either) i said orange drink.. its named after the color not the fruit!!!

        • Imperfect

          I am both impressed and intrigued by your extensive drug knowledge Yoles

          • Yoles

            @Imperfect i know some things… could be from experience could be from work, could be from the devil otherwise known as the internet… i’ll never tell ;)

            wait this may need a disclaimer… I HAVE NEVER DONE HEROIN/METHADONE… NEVER

            as for the methadone i had many many clients on methadone back in my ACS days.. and they would intrigue me of stories of “spit-back” being sold down the block from the clinic… like so:

            client would go to clinic for prescribed daily dose of methadone (which looks just like Hi-C orange) and must take medicine cup to the head and sign the sheet saying they took it… client would then walk outside, take a container of some sort out of their pocket and spit the methadone into said container and then go down the block to sell it to people looking for that high, so they could take that money and buy some other drug of choice… the end

            • Sav

              Ewww… That’s nasty (Lil Wayne voice). Yet another reason why I can never be a drug user.

        • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

          Apparently, we are predisposed as black folk to love fillet o fish and orange drink. One of my co-workers told me that when she was in high school, she worked at a McDonalds where lot’s of tour buses came through. Anyway, whenever a bus full of black folks would come, before the walked in the manager would yell, “Drop some extra fillet o fish and start making orange drinks right now!”

          • V Renee

            Drop some extra fillet o fish and start making orange drinks right now .

            Snickering like crazy. Hilarious!

      • theeclectic

        whats the government name for the Orange drink?? cuz i swear i’ve only addressed it as Orange

        • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

          Hi-C orange

          • Deviant

            It used to just be Orange Drink… The Hi-C stuff didn’t make it on the menu until the late 90s.

            no frills Orange Drink >>>>>>>Hi-C Orange

      • http://twitter.com/#!/legitimate_soul legitimate_soul

        “i’ve been scared to try that.”

        ^Exactly. I haven’t tried that, the frozen strawberry lemonade, or the frappaccino coffee deliciousness things with 50/11 calories for that reason. The debbil indeed.

        • StillSuga

          Don’t do it with the frozen lemonade…now come to think if it, those McD’s coupon books where you get to “try something free” are the debil!

        • DQ

          The Frozen Strawbery Lemonade is garbage. If the McRib was McCain, the Frozen Strawberry Lemonade would be Sarah Palin…

          …you don’t want no parts of either one.

          • miss t-lee

            It’s hot garbage. They better be glad I tried it for free (coupon), sh*t was terrible.

          • Yonnie 3000

            What?! I just tried it and loved it! I took one sip and me & my girl said the same thing: Man… put some vodka in this jawn… it’d be on point.” What’s a cool name for Mickey D’s Frozen Strawberry Lemonade & Ciroc?

            • http://twitter.com/Phidelity15 Phidelity15

              Thats exactly what I thought when I saw the commercial. I was mad hype thinking about summa time sipping in public.

              “Its Mickey D’s officer, I don’t know nothing bout no open container”

            • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

              Limon Shamon (Michael Jackson voice)

              • http://www.wildcougarconfessions.com wild cougar

                Dead and buried.

            • miss t-lee

              Nah…I didn’t like it. I’d rather have a lemon berry slush from Sonic.
              Which is great with Mango parrot bay btw…lol

          • Racqs

            Please speak truth! I returned mine after one sip it was so nasty. There was nothing strawberry or lemony about that crap they’re selling.

            • miss t-lee

              THANK YOU!!!! :)

            • DQ

              Exactly what I’m saying. That $h!t tasted like old school red dye cake icing. Pure nastiness. I don’t even think Vodka could redeem it.

              • Yoles

                DQ… my friend vodka can redeem almost anything…

                • miss t-lee

                  no.

                • DQ

                  Except McDonald’s Frozen Red Dye Hardly Lemony drink.

                • Yoles

                  @ miss t-lee AND DQ

                  YOU both LIE #joewilson

                • Yaadgyrl

                  I’m w Yoles…ketel one + a splash of lime juice makes everything great…even lime juice…

                  • DQ

                    Then I rebuke you and Yoles (sequentially not simultaneously)… Ketel One can’t save it, Cirroc can’t save it, The Grey can’t save it… it is a Frozen Abomination.

      • http://pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

        OMG, that orange drink RAISED me. It was my go-to when the bubbles in pop filled me up too quickly. SMH…

      • http://www.shay-d-lady.com shay-d-lady

        @The Champ
        i’ve been scared to try that. all mcdonald’s beverages are like 25% better than they’re supposed to be. like, theres no damn reason why f*cking orange drink should be that good

        OH My GAWD YES!! i mean that aint no regular hawaiian punch! and their cokes are the fizziest like I have never had a fountain coke that….fizzy and fresh
        Mcdonalds’ is the Devil and lets not even discuss the awesome that is the strawberry lemonade.

      • http://verysmartbrothas.com Panama Jackson

        you know…thats true. i love that damn orange drink from mcdonald’s. the sweet tea not so much.

    • Margo_Brown

      A-GREEEED!!!!!

      That and Chick-fil-A lemonade……two reasons why I can’t be healthier and dink more water.

      • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

        Chick-fil-A lemonade is Diabetes in a cup.

        • Yaadgyrl

          but it’s soooooooooo good.

      • Righteous

        Co-sign!

      • DQ

        Chick-fil-A lemonade isn’t the devil, it’s taste bud happiness in a cup.

        • miss t-lee

          Liquid gold!!!!! Diabetic coma inducing liquid gold!!! :)

      • Steeler Steve

        No the Chic-fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich is the Devil. It takes possession of my car and makes me pull up to the drive thru window.

    • Imperfect

      I tried McDonald’s sweet tea once and was disappointed I didn’t go with the Sprite.

      Clearly I’m in the minority here. Must be cause I’m an angel

      • miss t-lee

        I’m a not a huge fan of mickeyD’s sweet tea because the quality seems to vary by location here. The one by my house, is always on point, I may go to another, and it tastes like there is no sugar in it at all…lol

    • Alvin

      I buy a bottle of Captain Morgan, and a Sweet Tea, on my way to BK parties. After I get off, both are nearly finished, as am I. Perfect!

      • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

        You need to get that Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka in your life. Mix it with some Simply lemonade… Man listen…

        • Alvin

          I’m working my way away from vodka. As I’m getting older, I’m learning that brown liquor is better for me. Less headaches.

          • http://twitter.com/#!/NewYork2VA NY2VA

            Well technically it is brown…

    • V Renee

      Their caramel frappe with extra caramel drizzle? *Kisses fingertips* Magnifcio*

  • AfroPetite

    1. He is the MCAT *flings organic chem book at the wall*
    2. He is the this molar slowly and painfully making it’s way through my gum.
    3. I know he is Waka Flocka for sure though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCAgNvXq9S8

    • http://biggerthomas.wordpress.com MadScientist7

      one time for organic chem…

    • Yoles

      nah waka too dumb to be the debil.. dat ninja smart

      • AfroPetite

        His genius lies in his stupidity…..

    • stlunatic

      ROFLMAO Baby please.

      The MCAT is the devil’s puppy he sics premed on. The Devil himself?

      The United States Medical Licensing Exam.

      He even thought he’d #PAYHOMAGE to God and come in three parts: Step 1, Step 2, and Step 3.

      Please reconsider your life while you still have the chance.

      • http://biggerthomas.wordpress.com MadScientist7

        i know plenty of people who have fallen victim to step 1 and step 2.

      • AfroPetite

        **thoughts on the reconsideration of my entire life**

        http://imperialbedrooms.tumblr.com/post/6359971231

        • stlunatic

          I understand. A goal is a goal. I was just as headstrong and fervent about medicine as you are, probably more. But there have been NUMEROUS times where I’ve seriously considered cutting my losses and calling it quits. The Step is just one of them. Not here to discourage you, but just to be honest with you. If it were easy and/or profitable, everybody would be doing it.

          • AfroPetite

            Nothing in this life comes easy, and if it does it surely isn’t worth much to me anyway.

      • PuraVida

        I had to delurk just to say I’m studying for the devil part one……pure evilness :(

    • Queen Elizabeth

      co-sign on mcat. i haven’t taken mine yet but being premed is definite torture.

    • Yaadgyrl

      The GMATs are the fing devil too….

    • Racqs

      hey hey hey! Don’t hate on my O Chem. Although most days I feel like hurling my round bottomed flasks at the wall….

      • stlunatic

        ROFL you better have that good $25 or whatever your school charges to replace them mugs. We, in fact were the devil (we=me and my female Indian labmate). We both represented the cheap. . frugal. . .tendencies of our respective races, and refused to ever have to pay for all the ish that got broken in O-Chem lab. So everytime we walked to the scale, or to the TA’s desk, or to get some reagents, we would always keep a side-eye out for somebody who left their bench without locking up their ish. We would swipe it and put it in our lab coat pocket without even stopping. Didn’t even matter WHAT IT WAS. We knew that sooner or later, SOMETHING would break, and that piece we stole might be it.

        So yea, when stlunatic and Lekshmi walked by, our lab knew to hide ya thermometers, hide ya Erlenmeyer flasks. It wasn’t safe for nobody’s labware. #hood

        We were the resident black market for stuff too. We had a separate drawer in the back of the lab wher we hid our stolen goods, and people would sneak over to us and see if they could make a trade for something they needed. If we had more than 2 of em, we went ahead and gave it to them.

        Maybe we were the devil.

        • V Renee

          Yall just may have been.

          But I appreciate yall’s hustle!! Kudos :)

  • LA2Tally

    where is my pic?

    • http://verysmartbrothas.com The Champ

      the devil came in this thread and snatched it. i think he’s hiding it in one of bishop long’s dildos.

      • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slain until the end of days*

      • AfroPetite

        *dies*

        • LA2Tally

          HA!!!

          I honestly cannot think of a worse place to be. . . .

          • LA2Tally

            except amongst Tyler Perry’s dildo collection. . .

  • Yoles

    i don’t want to offend any Catholics in here but Pope Benedict XVI just looks so scary to me… something about the way his eyes sink in and there’s no light around them just gives him the “i am the anti-christ” look to me….

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jCtbCw5H-rk/SYiUIW_tOQI/AAAAAAAAE2M/3gzqiJBQVMg/s1600-h/Pope+Benedict+XVI.jpg

    • AfroPetite

      CANNOT BREATHE!!!
      bwahahahaha

      • Yoles

        AfroPetite

        you know when you saw that pic you decided to send up a lil prayer.. just in case

        • AfroPetite

          I feel as if God is displeased by my laughter at the pope….I saw that picture and I know God just took off 10 years of my life smh Yoles you ain’t right.

          • Yoles

            AfroPetite no that popes face aint right…. Jesus be a makeup artist

            • Mo-VSS

              LMAO…I am not a fan of Catholicism so I’m not one to comment.

              HOWEVER, I will say that I agree.

    • http://www.twitter.com/SmartFoxGirl SmartFoxGirl

      Ooooh that is a demon face for sure. Kind of like Dirt NORingski.

      Pure evil….
      http://dbagjournal.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/dirk-nowitzki_1401075c.jpg?w=460&h=287

      • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

        Boooyyyyyyyy! This cannot be a real life face. CANNOT!

      • Girl Kanyeshrug

        I can’t allow Dirk hatin today…

        I lUVS HIM!!!

    • http://pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

      I know! Pope John Paul II was so pinchable and whatnot then this dude comes around. I was like… O_O.

    • http://www.twitter.com/IntnseRndmnss Alana

      MESSAGE!

  • Sandpaper

    Me.

    • stlunatic

      so we just gon up and customize our avatars to the post //and// comment huh?

      • http://pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

        LOL, you kill me, stlunatic. Just straight murk me on some world wide web ish.

        • stlunatic

          You missed out on a good Friday Foolery, that I meant to send you. Please search “pudding”, pop in some headphones and enjoy. iDied.

          P.S. Umm please confirm me on gchat. There’s ratchetry that needs to be discussed.

          • http://www.pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

            Oh that was you?! Yo, you need to let me know beforehand. I’ont accept Gchat invitations all willy nilly. If I don’t recognize (or if it’s not obvious), I ask who dat iz. Which I tried to do, but your email said it wasn’t valid so I was like… um… spam! Send it again, thanks. :)

            • stlunatic

              did it on em

              • http://www.pinchmycheekie.wordpress.com Cheekie

                Well, put yo number two’s in the air, then.

      • Sandpaper

        It’s been that way for a week. Pay attention.