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The Dos And Don’ts Of Sending And Receiving Nude Pics

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In July, GQ Magazine ran a companion piece for the movie Sex Tape, the ridiculously titled “We Strenuously Fact-checked the Entire Premise of Sex Tape: An Investigation.” In this feature, Lauren Bans contacted an Apple Genius and rattled off “hypothetical” situations taken from the movie to see just how possible it would be for someone to view pics and vids in the cloud that weren’t their’s.

Apple: Videos can be backed up to iCloud, but what that means is the video would be saved as, like, a backup. But you wouldn’t be able to share it with anyone. No one can go into the iCloud and watch the video.

GQ: Okay. So let’s say I made my sex video, and somehow it got into the Cloud, and then I gave iPads as gifts to a hundred of my friends and family. What are the chances they would ever get that sex video on their iPads?

Apple: Impossible. They can’t connect to your iPad over, like, a network and just get info. You would be the one who has control.

GQ: Okay, that’s so good to know. Do you guys have an official policy on sex videos? I assume you probably hear from people like me a lot.

Apple: …there’s not really a policy on that. What you do is your personal business and that’s your own privacy…the only thing you can really know is, we’re just not liable for if something got out there.

Who would’ve known that just three days into the month of September we’d be living the contradiction to these very claims, with the illegally hacked images of Jennifer Lawrence, Jill Scott and God knows who else being leaked on the internet.

I won’t get into the stupid-ass fucking conversation that sounds something like “well, they shouldn’t have been taking pictures if they didn’t want them to get leaked.” Why? Well, because it’s a stupid-ass fucking conversation. They are grown-ups who have sex with other grown-ups. Many grown-ups — included many reading this right now — take intimate pictures and videos, and share them with people they’re romantically involved with. There is an expectation of privacy with this exchange, and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH DOING THAT.

Instead, being the nude pic prodigy that I am, I decided to gather a few rules of etiquette for the sharing of sexy pictures, learned from my years of, um, sexy picture taking (and receiving).

First rule of the game is never ask for nudes. There’s absolutely no sexy or remotely appealing way to ask to see another person’s privates unless you’re in close physical proximity to each other and someone is, in fact, about to get the business. Asking for nudes, especially from someone you haven’t had sex with yet, on a scale of one to sexual predator would probably score you a solid Stevie J. The other person should feel comfortable and confident on their own IF they decide to send, which leads me to my next point…

Never send unsolicited nudes. The problem with unsolicited nudes isn’t the surprise, it’s that it’s usually the absolute wrong damn time to receive them. We all love the fantasy of receiving dirty pics to save our mind from a boring meeting, but the reality is that it can be a huge distraction. Not to mention it’s a little more difficult for us guys to conceal our enthusiasm than it is for women. It’s always awkward explaining you need a few minutes to gather your notes when everyone is leaving the conference room, and that’s just on a good day. Sending nudes when I’m in a bad mood and our relationship is just casual [redacted], is the quickest way to get curved out of the rotation.

So now you’re probably asking “If I can’t ask for them, and I can’t send them on my own, when CAN I send them, Ryan?” As cliché as it is, you’ll know when. If you’re in a relationship, seriously dating or have some type of regular physical relationship, these rules don’t apply. But if you haven’t reached that yet, the time for you will come soon after the first time your conversation trends to bedroom activities.

We’ve all been there, innocent chit chat turns into “Oh I know how to put it down” which leads into likes and dislikes and then the rest is history. Once you’ve reached that point, it’s ok so send a few teasers or thirst traps to test the waters before you deliver the whole sha-bangy-bang.

And when you do…make sure you’re sending to someone you trust. You would think that it’d be common sense that not everyone is deserving of, or can be trusted with your nudes but careless people never cease to amaze. I’m not saying that anyone deserves to have their privacy violated, but there’s absolutely a risk you run when putting something valuable in someone else’s hands.

The next point is a bit reactive, maybe even petty, but it is what it is. Always collect insurance. And it’s not as simple as having their nudes too. Sometimes you need shots or footage of the other person in a compromising position. You also have to know what their triggers are. It would never ruffle my feathers if my nudes leaked, but if you were to catch me sleeping, or watching my Beyonce DVD’s I’d probably jump off a cliff. Again, this isn’t the most honorable line of defense, but it gets real out here in these tweets.

Let’s say the worst happens and for some reason your nudes do leak, it would be even more frustrating to be looking at one generic shot that got sent to multiple bae’s and being able to know who the culprit was. Combat this by sending unique nudes to each recipient. I know it’s taxing trying to take new pics from your favorite angles all over again but at least this way you’ll know exactly who has what, and with these strict new Jennifer Lawrence Standards, someone. will. pay.

The sixth and final rule is simple and to the point, no face, no scandal. We’ve actually all heard this, or some version of this before. For me, again I’m a pro at this, even with my tattoos, I know exactly what lighting to shoot under and what angles to hit to get a great shot of a nearly indistinguishable brown-skinned man. Know your angles, that’s a free bonus.

While this is definitely 48% jokes, it’s important to stress just how damaging and disrespectful sharing someone’s nude pictures, which they trusted to you, can be. I’d tell you the only safe way to interact is abstinence but it’s also 2014. And you hoes aint loyal.

May the odds be ever in your favor, bro/sis.

Ryan Sides

Ryan Sides is a writer and content producer based in New York, but Dallas to the core. His sign is the Krispy Kreme "Hot" light and he enjoys long walks to the refrigerator. Chat him up on Twitter about music, food and being in love with being in love.

  • If you don’t want something to ever go public never write it down, take pictures of it, or document it in anyway. #hardtimes

    • Neptunes presents The Clones

      But with Google Glass on the way,others will document you.

      • Well if you hang around with someone who wears Google Glass it’s your fault. Ole Geordi Laforge lookin-a** ninja

        • Neptunes presents The Clones

          You would be surprised who i hang with you low down,southern loving cave cricket

          • That’s Mister Cave Cricket to you!

          • In a call back to our football conversation from the other day here is a break down NFL fandom by American counties.

            http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/social_assets/nfl/FB_NFL_Fandom.jpg

            • Neptunes presents The Clones

              The Cowboys and Broncos have huge shares i see.

              • Part of that is geography as well, particularly for the Broncos. There are large areas that are sparsely populated.

                • Neptunes presents The Clones

                  Your Jets seem to have no fans lmao

                  • Pretty much. FWIW, the Jets fanbase is confined to the 5 Boroughs of NYC and Long Island based on some other research I saw. The Giants have a broader reach.

                • That’s what I was bout to say to @disqus_S01S08gg94:disqus

                  • Neptunes presents The Clones

                    What about the Dolphins. Florida is pretty packed

                    • Epsilonicus

                      That is bc no one in FLA is originally from Florida

        • Aly

          I had the chance to try out a pair at work. They’re really cool, but so weird looking.

        • ED

          Soon enough they’ll be everywhere. I’ve only seen one persone wearing them. I was so uncomfortable and all I was doing was standing on the train on my way to work.

      • afronica

        I’m waiting for the contact lenses with built-in cameras. Then even the illusion of privacy will be dunzo.

  • Kozy

    I don’t really have any tips or tricks outside of the obvious. But as far a pet peeves/preferences go, please don’t send any ashy or otherwise unkempt pictures. It detracts from what should be an enjoyable experience.

    • Neptunes presents The Clones

      In other words,shave

      • Kozy

        “shave” implies the scorched earth approach. i’d rather say “groom” and give room for movement. and moisturize.

  • Neptunes presents The Clones

    Nude pics and videos on the net is something i honestly wouldn’t advise. The guy who hacked the celebs clams to have 2 GB worth of data so that should make people realize that a smartphone is like essentially a surveillance system in you’re pocket

  • kidvideo

    I once took a pic wit both hands in the shot, and my gf was holding
    in her plam(she held the camera)…
    When I sent it out the comments ranged from, “Why u
    want me to come over, u already got a b#tch ova there” to
    “Your ladyfriend must have really small hands lol”.

    Memories:)

    Yall VSB/VSS have a great weekend.

    • PhlyyPhree

      I have so many questions….
      Why was your gf holding it?
      Why did you send it out?
      Did she know you were sending it out?
      Were you trying to get some Hot Todding going on?
      Where’s Sway?

      • Lea Thrace

        You asked all the questions I had. Thank you madam!

      • *smh* The price I pay for telling the truth. If you only knew the stories I don’t tell on here. LOL

        • PhlyyPhree

          Lol!!! I say that with all due respect. Who else has an activity entered in the VSB lexicon named after them?

          Also…I like stories.

      • kidvideo

        She knew three hands would get a big reaction.
        Wanted to get a reaction.
        She was there and got a kick out of it…Exstacy is a hellva drug.

        My few chexcapes cant compare wit Todd’s orgyfest.

      • Rachmo

        Thank you for the preguntas.

        • Neptunes presents The Clones

          Someone needs to change the spanish word for question

  • RewindingtonMaximus

    I’ll be the bad guy today. I’m going to have to disagree
    with the notion of this post. Its 2014. Events like the Edward Snowden leak
    have happened in the last few years, and yet everyone seems to think they are
    immune to the truth. Let me make this clear as possible.

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PRIVACY. People keep thinking that
    when you buy a phone or a laptop, that anything you put it in it is strictly
    yours and yours alone. Negative. The minute you connect to the internet, your
    electronic possessions can now potently belong to the world, but THEY MOST
    CERTAINLY belong to the internet provider or phone provider that you use. Them
    nudes you sent to ole boy in 2007? Verizon got them and some dude named Ted
    beat off to them. Sorry, sad but true. That squirting video you made on that
    drunk night 3 months ago? Sprint got that, and its probably on a pron site by
    now, because you didn’t think that could happen but it could. YOU DON’T OWN A
    DAMN THING AND YOUR PRIVACY ISN’T PRIVATE. The only way you have privacy is if
    you live off the grid. PERIOD. Stop this nonsense now.

    Lastly, ladies, hate me if you want on this, I could
    careless, but its time to pull your head out the sand. My gender can’t be
    trusted. There, I said it. WE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. You want to take pics of yourself
    and be happy with the results? Awesome. But between your phone provider and the
    man of your choice you’re about to text those pics to, guaranteed, it’s a man
    that’s going to blow up your spot later.
    Your wants, your needs, your beliefs, get a trash can and throw them in
    there, because these dudes DO NOT CARE. You are simply a commodity to trade
    when either they stop liking you, or you just happened to be the object of
    their lust during a binge. These celebs that got hacked want to shame anyone
    viewing them, but don’t even realize 90% of the people who view those pics
    think of those chicks as nothing but fap material to begin with. They aren’t
    even real people in their mind, just fantasies to toy with.

    So with all that said, face facts. Yall are not invulnerable
    nor invincible. Stop playing with technology if you choose to be ignorant about
    it, because in the days where your phone has a button that can let you ask the
    phone a question for it to pull the results up for you (without typing mind
    you), YOU HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP BEING STUPID ABOUT THIS. NONE AT ALL. Get it
    together. Skynet is real.

    • Neptunes presents The Clones

      I can be trusted.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        Says the man who knows intimately about caves.

        • Neptunes presents The Clones

          Hey,i had to learn about them. You try sleeping in the mountains out in the open

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            Oy, I’m not fighting your survival skills, I’d pay you in a heartbeat for them, but your many of mystery act is a movie come true that I did not know I was watching.

      • Wild Cougar

        You, more than anyone can’t be trusted.

        • Neptunes presents The Clones

          I disagree, I have seen the watchers on the wall so i know what it takes to keep the people safe from them

          • Epsilonicus

            Share those tips then

            • Neptunes presents The Clones

              Yeah,like i would put them on a public forum and have all them loops closed down.

              • Epsilonicus

                you can email them. or send them via snail mail.

                • Neptunes presents The Clones

                  Just hit reddit,4chan or the dark web. Hackers give tips daily

                  • Kozy

                    the dark web. most folk don’t venture that deep without purpose and direction.

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      True, you can never get there aimlessly, someone must point you in the right direction.

                    • Epsilonicus

                      Well point me there then please

                  • RewindingtonMaximus

                    That’s where I learned my tips. Those kids are geniuses and sociopaths at the same time.

                  • Epsilonicus

                    I need a guide through those pieces of internet. I need a Smeagol or something

                    • Neptunes presents The Clones

                      Well it can’t be me. I have too much to lose lol

                    • afronica

                      Befriend that guy in your life who is anti-social, loves computers and who you’ve never seen with a woman.

          • Wild Cougar

            You get mad if people try to guess what country you live in, so…….nah.

            • Neptunes presents The Clones

              I don’t get mad,i just find it weird.

              • Wild Cougar

                I find you weird

                • Neptunes presents The Clones

                  I don’t dispute that,shrug. I live a weird life comes with the past. But i’m a very nice guy who saves babies on his spare time.

              • PhlyyPhree

                Hol up wait. Now I’m intrigued…

                • Neptunes presents The Clones

                  Lol.why

                  • PhlyyPhree

                    Because I look familiar to you but I make it a point to stay out of mountains and caves

                • RewindingtonMaximus

                  He’s gonna mistake that for wet panties, change that now.

                  • PhlyyPhree

                    Bwhahahahahahahahaa. He can take it how he wants. There are no pics to prove or disprove, but I have questions

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      You are dedicated, I’m impressed

    • Lea Thrace

      Chuuuuuurch!

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        *puts on my pastor gear and does the Holy Ghost Twerk*

    • PhlyyPhree

      *golf claps*

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        I feel like I should be wearing white pants now.

    • It ain’t just dudes sharing pics. #theseh0esaintloyal

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        True story, everybody is in on the hustle now. That’s why I don’t feel sympathy for nobody. You got caught, then you stupid in my eyes.

    • ED

      I def agree with the sending pics part. Once you send it, it doesn’t belong to you anymore. The recipient can do whatever they want with it. Posting something online means it belongs to everyone at that point. But this is a hacking issues. It’s similar to someone breaking into your home and stealing a polaroid.

      • Epsilonicus

        The cloud is no different than posting on the internet. Watch your Google or any other cloud. You get ads based on what info is in your email and cloud storage

        • Neptunes presents The Clones

          Google Analytics is a motha

        • The worse is when I deal with market research…and I get ads for the companies I’m dealing with when looking at VSB. Man, listen…I came here to AVOID work, not deal with your BS.

          • Epsilonicus

            You know there was an ad for Asian women on VSB one time. Then the next day I started getting them in Gmail.

            • RewindingtonMaximus

              So we have similar tastes huh?

              • PhlyyPhree

                I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard

                • RewindingtonMaximus

                  Because we are awful people on the inside.

              • Epsilonicus

                I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the a$$

        • ED

          I know if it’s in the cloud it’s technically online. However the cloud’s purpose is not for public consumption. Posting on social media is for public consumption. You can even stretch the argument that sending someone a pic is for public consumption. Considering the cloud’s purpose, it’s no different than your desktop. It’s purpose is to store things.

          • Neptunes presents The Clones

            Aha,but Cloud is Big Data and there are companies who are making billions and paying billions to access the cloud

          • Epsilonicus

            Nothing that is online, whether cloud or otherwise, should have the expectation of privacy

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            I get what you’re saying but the truth is the same companies we pay to protect our privacy sell our information on the side. Our credit scores, our bank accounts, our student loans…its all up for trade every single day and we have no clue about it until they come after us.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        Not true. Everything is hackable as soon as its connected to the internet. So its never an issue about breach of privacy. Its an issue of privacy given up for free with a confused aurora that everything is safe.

        • ED

          Hacking is a breach of privacy, no? The privacy we give up for free is done with our consent when we click “I agree with the terms…” I agree with you on just about all the points in your original post. I don’t think I’m making myself clear enough with what I’m saying here

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            Actually you’re good. We just Meek Milling this issue, because there’s levels to this ish…that’s the major problem

    • Kozy

      upvoting purely for the SkyNet acknowledgement lol

      • Neptunes presents The Clones

        SkyNet is nothing. Look up Gilgamesh

        • Lea Thrace

          Gilgamesh is but a baby compared to some other clusters out there. (assuming of course you are talking about the one at Carnegie Mellon). It doesnt even make TOP500.

          • Neptunes presents The Clones

            The CIA Gilgamesh is not in the Top 500 ?? You sure,

            • Lea Thrace

              No. Not listed. And I mean the actual list that ranks clusters/supercomputers called TOP500.

              But we’re talking apples and oranges. Everything I’ve read about the JSOC system says its not a singular system but a compilation of different geolocation systems. Not that what I’ve read can be taken as fact.

              • Neptunes presents The Clones

                Lol,because i was wondering how and i have seen it in action. It’s not a supercomputer more of a capture program. I wish we could talk more but you are in the US and this makes me nervous.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        No lie..I dream about SkyNet every day now. We are sooooo screwed.

    • Freebird

      You’re not supposed to force the red pill on people Morpheus

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        Not true. Morpheus could have always punched Neo in the stomach and jammed the red pill down his throat…but he had faith.
        Jay don’t have faith in anything but DEATH…so Jay will do the damn thing til everybody smartens up.

    • menajeanmaehightower

      Looks at my brother preaching the gospel on this here friday morning.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        My congregation needed to know Sister Hightower, I had to tell em

    • LeeLee

      “WE CANNOT BE TRUSTED….. Your wants, your needs, your beliefs, get a trash can and throw them inthere, because these dudes DO NOT CARE. You are simply a commodity to trade
      when either they stop liking you, or you just happened to be the object of
      their lust during a binge.”

      The truth hurts. Which is why I have an ice box where my heart used to be….

      • Neptunes presents The Clones

        Eish

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        I got a Mr. Freeze gun and two polar bears where my heart used to be. I aint playing with nobody no more, I will keep it more raw than Eddie Murphy in that hot a$z leather outfit he had on.

        • Sigma_Since 93

          I got a Mr. Freeze gun and two polar bears where my heart used to be

          *ques Omarion’s Ice Box*

          He’s so cold,he’s so cold, he’s so cold.

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            I think I’m going to be watching Batman: The Animated Series when I get home now, and play that song at the same time.

            • Jay

              While playing Arkam City yesterday I realized that the Batman in Batman: The Animated Series IS Batman for me. That was the best and most complete representation of the Dark Knight, Gotham, and all of the villains in ANY medium

              • The first few seasons, that last one with Batgirl was meh

              • RewindingtonMaximus

                They said one time during a 9/11 benefit, Kevin Conroy came as an unnamounced guest but did his voice on the MIC behind the stage. The crowd went wild because they knew exactly who it was.

                We all grew up with that show, not a damn thing is going to convince us there’s a better representation of Batman.

      • afronica

        Love but verify is my current mantra. Working better than others I’ve tried.

    • Epsilonicus
      • RewindingtonMaximus

        Eps…that’s hilarious

        • Epsilonicus

          I try my best

    • PunchDrunkLove

      All of this!! I’m just seeing this post. The second paragraph is pretty much what I posted. Totally agree.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        We doing that mind reading thing again.

        • PunchDrunkLove

          Great minds!

    • On a macro scale yes we’re never going to have privacy, but within our own little worlds, ain’t nobody worried about us so isn’t that privacy in itself? Phone locks and passwords cant stop Google, or the government bur it can stop the average person so that’s good enough for me.

      • Rachmo

        Right. You’ve seen my IG so you know the level of boring shyt I post. Google/the gov’t are in for an onslaught of basicness when they hack my phone.

        • Sigma_Since 93

          If we talking bout IG’s let’s call out a few folks for Hot Toddin

          *looks in Sham Wow and @BreezyX2:disqus direction

          • BreezyX2

            EYE have NO HOT TODDING PICTURES SIR. YOUSEA A LIAHHHH!

            • Sigma_Since 93

              The Devil iz a lie

              The one with the black dress with you looking back at the camera?????

              • BreezyX2

                NUCCKA WHET?!?!?

                • Sigma_Since 93

                  You young lady are lucky I’m at work otherwise I’d pull out exhibit a.

                  • BreezyX2

                    DO NOT!!! Like fa serious DO NOT.

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      Work won’t let me be great. I wouldn’t do that to you but you know you be working the camera. Be honest with yours.

                    • BreezyX2

                      Lissen that is not a HOT TODDING PIC! That picture was actually a mistake. My bro is a photographer and he took it as I was getting into position to take a shot. I happen to like it so…

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      Hot Toddin is Hot Toddin; the camera don’t lie. That’s probably the Team Get Chose pic!! LOL!!!

                    • BreezyX2

                      #Chose2015

                    • Send it to me, or I’ll sue for royalties. :)

                    • BreezyX2

                      How many times I am going to tell you that Hot Todding belongs to Bunni?!?!?

                    • IM SAYING?!?!

                    • Andrea

                      What does Hot Todding mean?

                    • Hot Todding: (v) To brag about oneself in a not-so-subtle way regardless of the topic.

                      (Dont let Todd convince you that he owns the rights to this word….EYE created it way back when and he keeps tryna steal my honor)

                    • Andrea

                      I figured I would go to the source :) Thank you.

                    • HOT TODDING IS BASED OFF OF MY PERSONALITY! I owe the right to my own image and personality. Gimme my money, you exploitive cave cricket you!

                    • Lea Thrace

                      Can I just say that I love that cave cricket has been used successfully today as an insult, not once but twice!

                      We are so going to make fetch happen.

                    • Andrea

                      I’m starting to feel really bad for the plight of the cricket. I wanna do more….. It seems like there is no way out of the cave. The cycle just continues :(

                    • YEW DONT OWN THE RIGHTS TO BRAGGING!! The humble brag was around before you were born!! I just gave it a dash of pizazz and cornered the VSB market so scram!!

                      Did you just call me a cave cricket??? Well youre a tw.at waffle!! *sticks tongue out, pushes u off monkey bars*

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      I thought you were in a good mood?? Why you trying to start a fight??? On a Friday no less.

                    • BreezyX2

                      Who said my mood was good?! *eats oatmeal in anger*

                    • camilleblu

                      Don’t worry. He can’t do shyt on that decrepit phone he’s got. You good at least to the end of the work day. -_-

                    • Rachmo

                      LMAO

                    • BreezyX2

                      *expires*

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      Why you gotta be putting my phone back in these e-streets. Just when I got folks to forget!

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      She don’t play…I tried to told ya

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      If you would have seen the look on her face when I pulled out my phone to take a picture. I felt so shamed.

                    • camilleblu

                      Lol…you had ZERO shame in your game.

                    • Lea Thrace

                      straight for the jugular. damn!

              • Neptunes presents The Clones

                Wait,what

            • God Shammgod

              You tell him Breezy! We aint never did nuffin

              • BreezyX2

                *looks at Mira’s IG* Ummmmm…..welll…..EYE wouldn’t use “we” go losely cause…..ummm……

                • God Shammgod

                  Et tu, brute? After all we’ve been through together?!

                  • BreezyX2

                    *plays Color Purple patty cake with Mira but gives the slightest of side eyes* Yeah girl I know you so right….together forever and shid.

                    • God Shammgod

                      *sends a conciliatory cup of coffee…and bacon for good measure*

                    • BreezyX2

                      *hollering* Too late EYE DON”T WANT YOUR COFFEE AND BACON. Feed Agatha!!!

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      Another Hot Todder. I loved it when she put @disqus_S01S08gg94:disqus on blast with the her Hot Toddin pic but Road Block failed to rise to the challenge.

                    • Neptunes presents The Clones

                      That was a horrible day,the woman has such a luscious face and lips that were meant for other things. I swore i will get to her and i will keep that promise

              • RewindingtonMaximus

                :|
                That’s all I have to say.

                • God Shammgod

                  Why y’all ganging up on lil ole’ me??

                  • RewindingtonMaximus

                    You aint lil, you aint ole’, but you sho is mysterious

            • That beach pic….

              • BreezyX2

                What beach picture Tristan?!?! *runs to IG*

                • Sigma_Since 93

                  Post it up @trisitan!!! I know she’s trying to get chose but she’s in denial with the thirst trap pic.

                  • BreezyX2

                    DO NOT POST MY IG photos on VSB. That is all am saying. Thank you.

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      I’m at work and IG gets shut down. I woudn’t do that to you love. I still need you to twerk for me from time to time :D

                    • I would never, but u was like on vacation it was from behind

                    • BreezyX2

                      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that picture. *recalls picture, hangs head, kicks cutesy pebbles* Wellllllllllllllllllllll….ummmmmm *runs away*

                    • Sigma_Since 93

                      high fives @disqus_yH1xJ83lxP:disqus

                • RewindingtonMaximus

                  First off…how come I don’t have anyone’s IG name? Let’s start with that. Yes I started it a month ago but seriously?

                  • PhlyyPhree

                    *sits down next to you*
                    Because EYE was just wondering the same damn thing!!!! I appreciate good visuals!

                    • Phlyy, you and I have been besties in my mind for a while now so I’m appalled. I posted my handle a while back and yew no take the bait *hangs head*

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      I didn’t seeee! Sometimes when I come to work, I actually perform said work so you must have slid it in on one of those days. Gimme another chance! I’ll do better

                    • Neptunes presents The Clones

                      Bunni,you slid it in and she didn’t feel it,try again

                    • Lea Thrace

                      ^ a thing of beauty

                    • @CabreraInteriors

                    • I added ur IG months ago *cues Lose Yourself beat*

                    • PhlyyPhree

                      Wait really? You have to give me SOME sort of notification, let me know who to look for or something. I currently have 158 requests in my IG. Everybody ain’t worthy.

                    • damn. video vixen #s

                    • @ayotristan, just find me

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      Exactly, eye candy all day, everyday ..that’s how it should be

                    • Epsilonicus

                      mine is my VSB name. But my IG is tame compared to @BreezyX2:disqus

            • RewindingtonMaximus

              Try harder

          • Don’t forget Tonja….. A habitual Hot Todder

            • BreezyX2

              Who is Tonja?

      • Jay

        Then YOLO… there’s always that. In the grand scheme of things, who cares??

        • Andrea

          Yeah. I have some friends that want as much stuff out there. People forget about those folks dying young. Or even dying old. They aren’t just ‘stupidly’ over sharing. But trying to be remembered. eg. We put a lot of thought into my sister’s last facebook profile pic. I know a crazy amount of people who are trying to figure out what to leave? They ain’t thinking about protecting nothing. Privacy is for the living.

          • Jay

            I’ve already come to the conclusion that all documentation and media that I will leave behind will make me just as misunderstood in life as I am in death. It’s just something that I accept now.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        Its just a false sense of security. I work in a small section of the government yet I have DMV access for everyone in my state. Don’t ever assume there isn’t a folder with your name on it in some random government office where they got everything from your first e-mail while you were still in high school to whatever you posted on IG this morning.

        • It is, because whats the alternative, log off the web and wear a foil hat?

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            Either that or become so rich you could control the flow of information.
            That’s my dream.

            • Basically, if I’m ever in a position where e skeletons could hurt me then I’d also be in a position to make em disappear

              • Neptunes presents The Clones

                Depends on if the guardians let you. Europe passed a law insisting on the right to be forgotten. The US,i dunno

                • Lea Thrace

                  never gonna happen. too much money invested in the lax privacy laws round these parts.

                  • Neptunes presents The Clones

                    Noted

                • RewindingtonMaximus

                  US aint finna do anything like that…memories are all we have.

              • RewindingtonMaximus

                I’m finna tell you a secret. I took some pics of myself waaay back in the day, like 02.
                Do you know randomly trolling pron sites last year….I found one of those pics?
                Yea. Reflect on that.

                • Neptunes presents The Clones

                  Hahahahahahahaha…porn star what up

                  • RewindingtonMaximus

                    *gets my Ric Flair robe*
                    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
                    Nah I was pissed when I found it, but can’t do anything about it unless you want to make it stretch out forever in court.

                    • Neptunes presents The Clones

                      Actually there is a company in France that can get it down for you. Mad expensive though

                    • RewindingtonMaximus

                      I heard of them, and many women apply for that stuff to happen, but can’t afford it.

                • Jay

                  Mind… blown.

                  • RewindingtonMaximus

                    Matrix Reloaded homie. I’m telling yall be careful.
                    I never gave the pics to anyone. Never shared them. Just had them on a old computer. Which means I got hacked and aint even know it.

    • Wild Cougar

      But you know there are always those ladies who are so hungry for attention they will send anything just to get a man’s attention. They don’t mind the risk of it getting out to the world, because that gets them…………more attention! When you find one of those girls you can exploit with abandon cuz you’re doing them a favor.

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        On sites like 4chan, there are always girls who are like “rate my pics” and she’ll show everything just to have at least 100 people pay compliments to get her rocks off. And yet 5 years later, she’ll tear her eye balls out at the fact that every guy she meets in her area has already seen her naked without even meeting her or talking to her first.

        • Wild Cougar

          you ever heard of that happening? That would suck for her, but if stupid didn’t have consequences we’d never learn.

  • PhlyyPhree

    I just had a conversation about photos with a boo thang in the past week. He asked, I refused and that was pretty much the end of it until I saw him in person a few weeks later. It wasn’t that I didn’t want to share with him, it was just that I may one day want to be a president’s wife. Can’t be FLOTUS and have stuff like that out in the world. Right NOW he says, he’s intensely private and he would never, but I’ll be the first one to admit that I wouldnt be mad at HIM if the situation ever arose and he did.
    The temptation to be THAT n!gga who can say “But I had FLOTUS bussin it wide open and I can prove it” is just too great.
    My rule from now until forever is that he can take whatever pic/video he wants in person…on MY phone, which I delete as SOON as we are done and I mean before the prophylactic is removed, done.

    • Neptunes presents The Clones

      Really,then let me ask you this. When you die,who gets the passwords to all your online accounts

      • PhlyyPhree

        Unless you got them now, they die with me. Then again, I might just leave them in a will for my daughter. Never considered that.

        • Neptunes presents The Clones

          And what if i said whatever you deleted i can revive

          • PhlyyPhree

            ARE you the matrix?
            In all honesty, I know that. There are certain things I just like to live in plausible deniablity about. But if you’re reviving things AFTER I’m dead? It’s pretty pointless with the attention span of society today anyhow

    • Kozy

      So umm… has anyone ever gone for that? the taking of a picture or video of you, on your phone, that you delete basically the next time you see it?

      • b sweet

        My sister does that with her boyfriend. He definitely went for it. No hesitation.

        • Kozy

          interesting. I suppose the act of the picture/video taking itself can be what “does it” for some. we all have our kinks.

      • Agatha Guilluame

        *Looks at Kozy, looks at Kozy’s Twitter avi, looks back at Kozy, applauds*

        • Kozy

          almost changed it last night for… reasons. it’ll likely be gone by Sunday, though. Gotta let the proverbial dust settle.

          • Agatha Guilluame

            *sits Kozy down* Listen homie, obviously I don’t know the “reasons” but I do know you won’t ever meet another broad that loves you like she does. So don’t fuck this up.

            • Kozy

              lol i’ll relay the endorsement.

              • Agatha Guilluame

                Well if we’re relaying feelings…also let her know that yew ain’t but a bit of shyt and that she’s doing the Lawd’s work putting up with your nonsense.

                • Kozy

                  ouch.

          • BreezyX2

            YEW WILL NOT CHANGE IT!!! YEW WILL NOT!!

            • Kozy

              i will. football of both varieties is upon us. as such, support will be shown.

      • PhlyyPhree

        He did. I think it was the act of recording. Also, I’m sure he thought he could…convince me to change my mind. Never happened.

        • He was building an annuity lol

          • PhlyyPhree

            LOL! He was trying.

  • PunchDrunkLove

    For me, my thoughts are be smart about your actions. Living in the moment is great, all good, but “what if”, is always top of mind. While your boo might be worth all the nude pics you can take and videos you can record, or snapshots to wet his appetite while he’s on that conference call cause you’re being spontaneous and giving him a lil sumthin special (I speak as if I know, huh…nah haven’t done THAT, been asked tho), is it worth the potential that could break? First, if my being booed/union is not etched in stone, I’m not considering. Sorry, no can do. We know folks about as well as our daily interaction, but do we KNOW them? We have good times, bad times, even shaky times. What about pandemonium? Did you know them? Are they capable of selling, telling, sharing? Things sometimes happen, the tide turns and that’s when we find out that we didn’t know as much as we thought we knew….about him/her

    The other side of nude pics/vides getting out, for kicks and giggles, folks will compromise your personal stuff. Next thing you know, you’re all over the place. Nothing special or private about that.

  • BreezyX2

    So pretty much all the VSBs and VSSs have sent a nudey or two huh? Who knew!!

    Oh and shut-up Rewind ain’t no one here on Friday for you speaking truths and shid…tuh! Come back on Tuesday when Champ is talking about eye dunno…. going on an air balloon ride with his wife. Kozy you have been warned about that picture Sir…SIR! Mena where the heck you and SuperStrings been hiding?!? Are you too hiding out together?!? Where is the Bumble Bee Chick who was sweet on SuperStrings?

    Anyways, I am in a mood. Happy Friday.

    • Agatha Guilluame

      *lays down

      • Rachmo

        *covers you with a blanket #cuzIcare*

        • Epsilonicus

          *Tries to squeeze in between you two*

          • PhlyyPhree

            *records for posterity but doesn’t save in the cloud*

            • Epsilonicus

              Mmmhmmm. I am watching you.

            • RewindingtonMaximus

              *gets a court stenographer and a sketch artist from a police station to capture the moment*
              There, no technology required.

    • b sweet

      Who loves you Breezy. I do. Even when you’re in a mood. That’s actually even better. That last sentence though-ooowee ya’ll like to blow up people’s spot. I can’t with ya’ll.
      You know you sent a nudey-don’t front.

      • BreezyX2

        Who loves you more?!?!?

        Girl lissen if the nude is done tastefully it don’t count.

        Let’s say you strip down after a long hard work out during the early morning when the sunlight is just coming in through your blinds and the light hits your body just right and you set your camera timer on as you get onto your knees posing sideways on the ground and the light streaming through the blinds along with the sweat on your body creates this beautiful silhouette and you snap a picture or two and send it to your King….I mean that don’t count right?!? No?!?

        B, I know you sent 50-11 pictures of them girls over the years and I ain’t mad at you for doing so :)

        • God Shammgod

          Hypothetically, of course. lmao

          • BreezyX2

            OF COURSE!

        • b sweet

          that very specific yet hypothetical example would definitely not count.
          The girls have yet to make their pictorial debut. Nobody (except Tristan) is checking for the cute cleavage.

          • Epsilonicus

            No man would say no and dislike them, they might just ask for more lol

            • b sweet

              Man we’re desensitized. I remember when dudes would be excited about a Victoria Secret catalog. Now sexy closely resembles a pap smear/pelvic exam.

              • Epsilonicus

                Naw not that close lol

              • Word. I’m afraid of what my daughter is going to have to do to get in. LOL

              • RewindingtonMaximus

                I think I’m at the point where I need to see x-rays to feel stimulated, its so bad.

        • ED

          *copying, pasting in email, sending to the Mrs, and expecting a “surprise” pic*

          • BreezyX2

            Look you own me one because the results SO EYE have HEARD are fabulous!!

      • RewindingtonMaximus

        I still got rocks to throw at Breezy

    • Jay

      So pretty much all the VSBs and VSSs have sent a nudey or two huh? Who knew!!

      I see you and raise… I’m sure a significant number of us yall have sent nudes to other VSB/VSS.

      http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/kermit-lipton-hed-2013.jpg

      • Epsilonicus

        Here you go starting ish lol

      • *checks inbox * nope.

      • God Shammgod

        Jay tryna make it hot!!!! #streetsiswatchin

        • Jay

          As they say here in the South… “a hit dog will holler”

          • God Shammgod

            BOL naw. streets are lacking documentation of Shams kibbles and bits

            • Jay

              Don’t be so sure #streetsiscaching

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      Nucka, I will rain on errybody’s parade like the trifling hurricane that I am, and you aint finna get no nudes now, can I can hack your computer and make you look like you own a prison list of pics.
      Try me woman!

      • BreezyX2

        You aint shid aint never gonna be shid and aint never was shid. *Unplugs all computers, removes batteries from electronic devises, pour gasoline on them and lights a match*

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          I interpreted that as you love me more than life itself. I upvote such a statement.

  • Wild Cougar

    Pics up there with head and cooking for me. You gotta earn that. Actually you can’t earn a pic. The only time men ask for those are when we’ve never been nekkid. And at that point what would be the incentive to send it. To get him interested? In chex? As if that weren’t the primary reason if not the only reason he’s talking to me. So sending a pic is pointless. After he seen me nekkid he can just keep seeing me nekkid in person. Unless I don’t want to get nekkid with him anymore, in which case there is no reason to send him a pic. If he just want to look at me while he’s at work, then he can use his imagination cuz, if I send him a pic, what happens when we break up and he’s pissed at me? He will be pissed because I have a tendency to piss people off. So……#teamnopicsever

    • PunchDrunkLove

      Exactly

    • I wanna disagree…but damn ur right

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      Straight to the point

    • Freebird

      you are a gift from the heavens.

      • Wild Cougar

        What you talking about Willis? A lot of people would point to the otha direction as to where I come from. I’m not used to such flattery. I don’t know how to feel.

        • Neptunes presents The Clones

          Wet perhaps

        • You know you’re treasured round these parts

        • Freebird

          just stop it. thanks t.

          • Wild Cougar

            Stop what. You’re as clear as pea soup right now

  • Rachmo

    I don’t have much to say other than I don’t take/send nudes. Not my steelo.

      • Val

        I used to love 702. RIP Orish.

      • Rachmo

        *bodyrolls*

    • RewindingtonMaximus

      But you’ve looked at a few riiiiiiiiiiight?

      • Neptunes presents The Clones

        I just want to see her in that catholic school girl uni feeding an ice cream to Val,who incidentally is also a catholic school girl

        • RewindingtonMaximus

          Nice. Let me know when the rulers come into play, because one of us is going to have to play the principal.

      • Rachmo

        Well yeah I’ve seen others but I’m not a big nude picture taker

        • LMNOP

          Not yet.

          • RewindingtonMaximus

            *daps*
            You my nig

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