The Best Part Of The Comey Hearing Is Watching These White Men Throw Bags Of Piss At Each Other
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Look, I don’t know what’s going to be the result of all of this. Does the Darth Cheeto get impeached or, at the very least, decheetoed? I don’t know! Does Jeff The Baby-Faced Bigot Sessions resign? Who knows! Do the Cavs sign James Comey tonight to give them some last-minute rim protection? I have no fucking clue! Does Jared Kushner eat Snickers bars with a knife and fork? Probably! Is Reince Priebus still alive? I guess! Are we, like, officially Russians or something now? Maybe!
All I do know is that there are few things more entertaining than watching these bags of lukewarm piss hurl bags of lukewarm piss at each other. There are so many levels of Capital Letter Whiteness happening and being exposed here that it’s practically a Capital Letter Whiteness stroganoff! A potpourri of power and privilege run amok! A heap of Capital Letter Whiteness hash served on a grit cake casserole!
I’m hungry now!