shake and bake: 7 surefire ways to make yourself seem much more important than you really are

yeah, b*tch. i know you see those feathers.
yeah, b*tch. i know you see those feathers.

in order to efficiently survive a recession, a time putting excessive strain on employment, friendships, romance, and finance, you need to be able to sell yourself better than karrine stephens.

today, as another example of how seriously the verysmartbrothas take our crime-fighting ideals, the champ has decided to bless the vsb pulpit with seven recession-proof ways to make yourself seem much more important than you really are.

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