you’ve asked for it, and, quite frankly, we’ve needed it for some time.
no, we’re not referring to nicki sunshine’s “treasure box“, but, at long last, a comprehensive glossary of terms we use here on vsb.
from miss-t-lee’s “throat punch” to “diva dudes”, today’s entry will be nothing but definitions of terms we commonly use here.
also, in the comments, please feel free to list and define any relationship-related colloquialisms you’ve used before.
our goal here is to eventually create, similar to the urban dictionary, an interactive function on the site where visitors can continually submit new and/or revised terms (moderated by us, of course)
also, since this will be my last entry of the year (…and of my 20′s. yup. the next time you hear from me, i’ll officially be 20 years from aarp. yikes!!), i just wanted to let you all know how much i’ve appreciated your support, and i hope every one has a safe, joyful, and lascivious holiday and new year and sh*t.
diva dude:
an epidemic unique to the black community, the “diva dude” describes the annoying entitled mindset created in certain black men, developed after reading and hearing about the “good black male shortage” that’s supposedly sweeping through the country at a pandemic rate
eb’s (evil b*tches):
this term describes a particular type of toxic woman, who fits at least two of the following criteria:
1. they’ve physically fought another woman over a man
2. they’re not clinically depressed, and they don’t have eclectic teeth, but they never, ever smile.
3. they have ZERO female friends
4. they consistently refer to themselves in the third person, but it’s never tongue-in-cheek.
5. they’re completely unable to be shamed
chick logic:
the thought process that a majority of women subscribe to that entails neither rational thought, history, or common sense. see also non-sense
light-skinned point(s):
1) the additional attention that fairer skinned light skinned women receive over their darker-skinneded sisters whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all. 2) the assumed increase in attractiveness laid before melanin deficient black women…whether or not their face actually warrants any attention at all.
***ok…thats a start. i’ll be making edits to this list as we come up with more definitions and sh*t.***
***10:30AM EDIT***
2520:
first used on vsb by sista t, we think this term originally derived from harold clemens blog, ghettouprising. anywhoo, “2520″ is a code for refering to caucasians and sh*t. if said aloud, 25th (w) and 20th (t) letters of the alphabet “y”-”t” sound almost exactly like “white”.
“need more people” (definition contributed by naturally alise):
this line is derived from the poet laureate of my mp3 player, Jay-Z in “Takeover” regarding Mobb Deep
Then you dropped “Shook Ones,” switch your demeanor
Well – we don’t believe you, you need more people
So basically it means you need some witnesses, some DNA, or something for anyone to believe your story….
vsb glitter (definition contributed by pbg):
sparkly love for any VSB newbies.
”shaking the ranch” or “stirring mac and cheese” (contributed by tzerai)
originally from the champ’s now defunct d.theroyalyoungs.com, these terms refer to the sounds of good sex.
(from miss-t-lee)
flatbackers:
women without booty
footer:
a man with a giant wang
“the throat punch”
a proper figurative or literal response to utter foolishness
(from monk)
sunshine (noun) or sunshined (verb):
derived from Lela Rochon’s character, Sunshine, in “Harlem Nights” where the lovin’ is so good, it’ll make a man call his wife and tell her he’s never coming home. This term is not gender specific so anyone can be sunshined.
(from noted vsb historian wudaman)
“t-shirt”
whenever a comment on vsb has such sagacity that it comes across like a slogan, its deemed “t-shirt” worthy
(from jarrod halsey)
blockamore:
a woman who is only attractive from a block or more.
—the champ