Tagged “usher”

A Minute-By-Minute Recap Of The Night The VMAs Reminded Me I’m Old As Fuck

Damon watched the VMAs so you wouldn't have to (and even though you did, anyway)

Usher Raymond: “Good Kisser”…Or Just Somebody’s Crackhead Uncle?

I used to have a jovial, Black ass uncle who, plump with Taco Bell chalupas and cheap beer and p...

Going Nowhere Fast, We’ve Reached Our Climax

One of my absolute favorite songs right now is Usher's "Climax". For various reasons: 1) its a sad...

It’s Over Now: Things You Should Give Up At Age 30

While meandering through the wonderful world of Twitter the other day, I happened upon a convers...

Charm. Pt. ii

Yesterday, I said that any woman can be charmed. I fervently believe this to be true. Deep down, a...