steelers | Very Smart Brothas

you know, once you get past finding, f*cking, falling, and falling out, there really isn’t much else to say in regards to relationships. because of this, i have to give kudos to the entire vsb team for scratching and clawing our way to 300 entries (293 different topics and seven champ repeats) and the 100,000 comments accompanying them. good sh*t and sh*t

yet, despite the fact that we’re occasionally hurting for ideas, there are a few topics we wouldn’t touch with ann coulter’s d*ck. so, without further ado, here’s the top eight lists you’ll probably never see on vsb.

1. “snizzle the snizzle”: the top 10 ways to woo a white woman download the nights in rodan

***although the list would begin and end at “show her your wang”, you’ll probably never see this from us, since, you know, we actually enjoy not receiving anymore hate mail from sister t***

2. “saks fifth b*tches”: eight great reasons why we absolutely love pretentious women

3. “circus crotch”: the seven most family-friendly std’s

***you’ll have to check out luvvies blog for this one***

download friday the 13th online 4. “co-sign deez”: five sure-fire ways to ruin her credit

5. “stacking the deck”: six reasons why spreading your seed indiscriminately rocks! download lady in the water dvd

***only if we let santonio holmes guest blog that day***

6.” garden deez…please!”: the ten bangingest black women from new jersey

***although it would be fun making a list with nothing but negative numbers***

7. “brooks was here”: the top five reasons why prison aint really all that bad

8. “full metal jacket”: the seven most “gay, but not really that gay” acts for men who aren’t really gay yet but are forced to do one gay act because of a bet they lost during the finals

people of vsb.com, the floor is yours. what are the topics you’d most and least like to see on vsb? we’re listening and sh*t.

—the champ

the people

exceedingly (and sometimes annoyingly) unpretentious, passionate, and unflinching, they remain the best part about the burgh. i’ve been to thirty-six states, four countries, and two continents, yet i haven’t seen a group of people with the same combination of folksy wherewithal and metacognitive sincerity. a place where, since everybody knows their own name and what the hell theyre supposed to be doing, there’s no need for wolf tickets and disingeniousness.� no flashes in the pan.� just fries. with everything…

pbrothers

…cause if you spend your entire life with your heart on your sleeve, theres no shame in it attacking you when its time to go.

the radio jingle for davids shoes…which every black pittsburgher can recite on demand

” i get my shoes from davids. davids shoes in east libetttttttttttttttttty”

kennywood day

quoting sully:

“Kennywood is a Pittsburgh tradition and historic landmark founded in 1898. Completely ingrained in the Pittsburgh culture, it’s practically assumed that every school districy, township, borough and several companies will host an annual Kennywood Day.
Virtually every Pittsburgher visits Kennywood each year and many more than once. Many end up working there at some point. I currently work with at least 2 ex-Kennywood employees, one of whom is married to an ex-Kennywood employee. Having lived in other cities, I can think of no other amusement park as completely ingrained in a cities identity as Kennywood.”

the friday before a steeler game

from baby’s with big ben bibs to sweet and senile grandmothers spewing savages swears at the mere mention of a seattle seahawk or baltimore bird, the entire city becomes a single-minded molitov cocktail: the borg with black and gold fangs

put it this way: downtown pittsburgh the friday before a steeler game is the only place in the country you’ll see lawyers rocking polamalu jerseys underneath $200 dollar jones new youk suits from burlington $3,000 zegna suits.

thats enough about me. tell us, people of verysmartbrothas.com: where are you from, and what about it makes you smile?

—the champ

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