Tagged “shit bougie black people love”
Bougie. Bougie, Bougie, Bougie
The apex of Bougie Blacktivity
This is awesome
Nothing has enraptured BBP as quickly as the invention of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey, which in five years has become the second best birthday present you can give a BBP you want to impress. (The first? An orgasm.)
Bougie Black Girls swoon at just the thought of impeccably bearded Black men with degrees and apartments with updated appliances.
Back by popular demand.
Black vegetarianism is a hater destroyer.
I'm just saying...
Solange is real. Like, really real.
While the day party is the Bougie Black Person's shrewdest invention, the natural hair movement is their best
The go-to social lubricant for Bougie Black Life
The thinkpiece -- when a writer articulates a smart-sounding angle on either a topic everyone is talking about or a topic no one has ever talked about -- only ranks behind "the bottomless mimosa" and "Melissa Harris-Perry" when listing inventions most crucial to Bougie Black life
Although Bougie Black People love The Roots, this love pales in comparison to the adoration they feel for Questlove, who's joined 2008 Obama, 1959 Sidney Poiter, and 1852 Frederick Douglass as the only men to have a 100% Bougie Black approval rating.
A gaggle of ironic t-shirts? Check! Lanyards? Check! Badges explaining exactly who everyone is? Check! Someone from Black Girls Run holding a clipboard for some reason? Check!