according to a list at totalbeauty.com, the men of el paso, texas are the ugliest in the country, narrowly beating hagerstown, md and the cast of the ruins

“But nearly 15 percent of the dudes in this Lone Star city have less than a 9th grade education. The city also suffers from a notably high rate of obesity, 32 percent are in below average health and 30 percent do not exercise regularly, which is probably why there are so few gyms in town. There is such a thing as too much Tex-Mex.”

as i shuddered yesterday while pondering an entire city of tex-mex glenn becks, the shock forced my mind to eventually drift to a much more pleasant topic: out of all the cities i’ve been too, which one generally had the best looking women?

i initially considered rome because of its surprisingly dense population of banging-ass african women (seriously) and the fact that their streets are full of cheesing monica bellucci dopplegangers skipping around in spandex jeans and 6-inch heels, and miami because thats where esther baxter’s from.

but, after considering all of my options, the abundance of dime women created by a combination of the numerous african/west indian/asian/south american hybrid neighborhoods and the general gentleness of the culture there makes toronto a surprisingly easy choice. seriously, out of the 10 best looking women i’ve ever seen in person, eight were from the t-dot, and the other two don’t count because i’m still not convinced they were from this earth.

anyway, people of vsb.com, you’ve read my choice. in your opinion, which city has the best looking women/men, and why?

***btw, anybody thinking of making a joke about the ugly man list and pittsburgh will get a plate of deez in their inbox. be warned and sh*t***

—the champ