Tagged “relationships”

What I’ve Learned About Myself After Being Married For A Month

Maybe they don't know everything about you, but they know you. And with that comes a steadily increasing level of imperviousness to your bullshit. Since you can't really bullshit them, you can't really bullshit yourself. Not anymore.

No Future In Ciara’s Future (Except The Baby She Named Future Jr, Of Course)

Puns just wanna have fun. I love big puns and I can not lie.

Husband Makes Spreadsheet of Wife’s Excuses for Not Having Sex

In the most meticulous display of bitchassness you may see this month, a frustrated husband made a s...

4 Unreasonable Expectations During Spirited Disagreements

You don't want to get into an argument with me. Not a debate. I like debates. I'm respectful and I r...

Signs That Guys Look For To Know That A Woman Is Interested

When it comes to approaching women there are three types of guys. 1. The guy who will never appro...

Relationship Things That Stop Being Cute Past A Certain Age

I don't know at what point it happens. I wish I did because then I could tell you at what point it h...

When Love Escapes Us.

I met somebody. Normally this would be a great thing, except I was right out of a failed relation...

Things You Shouldn’t Divulge Until You’re In A Committed Relationship

Honesty is the best policy. The truth shall set you free. Free your mind and your arse will foll...

Let’s Talk About Serial Monogamy, Mmkay Pumpkin?

The Best Man is one of my favorite movies. Not because I relate in any particular way to any cha...

60 Days? Try 60 Seconds: Why Age Makes Us Easy

While on Gchat with Panama last Thursday, he showed me a couple sex-related quotes with consider...

The Beauty Of Breaking Up

There's a scene in season one (I think?) of The Wire where the scene opens with one of the cops ...

Be His Beyonce

Get married. Pay for dates. Introduce her to his friends. Approach her. Let her know...

The $12.95 Question: How The Hell Do Women Use So Much Damn Toilet Paper???

I am not an expert on toilet paper use or usage. I doubt anyone is, actually. I don't think ther...

Rants And Resolutions For The Day After Valentine’s Day

What's the day after Valentine's Day without some love-related resolutions and rants from The Ch...

Now Here’s Some Bad Relationship Advice….

In my family it's my cousin James. He means well, but really, his advice is the kind to have you sit...