I know a lot of people swear they don’t use the bathroom at work.  Quite frankly I think they’re full of sh*t.

Pun.

The fact is, everybody at some point ends up having to use a public restroom.  Nobody likes doing this, but it is a necessary evil (as somebody pointed out yesterday).  Since it’s a necessity, wouldn’t the world be a better place if there were rules of common decency that everybody was forced to abide by?  Better yet, what if they were actually enforceable?

I’m getting excited just thinking about it.

Well, lucky for you, Panama is a humanitarian whose sole wish in this life is to heal the world and make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race.  Without the intense physical facial deformity and all.

So because I love you, here are some rules to this sh*t, this public restroom sh*t  (by the way, I wrote me a manual). Continue reading →