Untangling lives is an inherently traumatic experience, like sorting through the remains of a fire to see what remains intact
And by “poor people,” I mean me and you, of course.
I was getting the opportunity to put a ring on the finger of the most beautiful woman I'd ever known. If a Jordan cry face was the price I had to pay for all of that then sign me up.
Perhaps it's all just semantics. But “best friend” will always be the description I use for friends, not an inamorato.
Agatha Guilluame provides advice for people and shit
Because you need to know
Every hard thing I've done -- and this includes both running a mile in 5:30 and reciting an entire Big Sean verse without sneezing -- is exponentially less hard than marriage. And I have a great marriage!
I have no idea how I managed to find and marry one of the 16 women in Pittsburgh who are NOT sports fans. But I did.
Because the only thing worse than an interrupted shit is a shit interrupted by a bottle of Pantene thrown at your spleen.
Yes, six months of marriage does make me an expert. Thanks for asking, though.
"Kill the maggots" is not an analogy
Although I feel (relatively) young and think I look (relatively) young, I'm closer to 50 than I am to 18. Perhaps the Jordans are a sign of a mid-life crisis