Hi, my name is Panama Jackson, OPP. You may remember me from such How To guides as, How To Keep Your Pimp Hand Moisturized if You’re Allergic To Aloe Vera and How To Stay In Your Traffic Lane When Your Woman Gets Out of Pocket In The Car and You Have To Do Something About It.

That last one is a bestseller and is responsible for the reduction in traffic accidents in Oakland, Chicago, and Memphis.

Today we’re going to discuss a phenomenon that sweeps every man’s consciousness at least once or twice when he’s about 22 years old: How To Date a Virgin. Continue reading →