The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.

You can’t triple stamp a double stamp.

Its like when I’m right,  I’m right.   But when I’m wrong I could have been right, so I’m still right cause I could have been wrong.

Those three statements are some of the truest truisms in life.  But they pale in comparison to the truest trusim of them all:

You can’t turn a ho in a housewife.

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