clutching the pearls: the 4 sexiest scenes in black movie history

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**in reverse order**

4. alex guerrero (dania ramirez) and fatima goodrich (kerry washington) in “she hate me”

forget about the fact that the movie went in more directions than pee with a bad prostate. instead, lets remember the surprisingly spontaneous electric sexual energy on screen as two of hollywood’s bangingest women mounted each other in the kitchen, a scene making me wish i died and was reincarnated as one of dania ramirez’s hands.

i definitely didn’t see that one coming, and, well, i just filled my double entendre quota for the day Continue reading

michael vick and the mall skank redemption

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as ceaser goodell’s response to mike vick’s situation reminds us, our personal definitions of redemption, remorse, forgiveness, and penance are almost completely arbitrary, subject to morph, modify, and mutate at our individual whims.

this line of thinking is particularly relevant in regards to romantic relationships, where invested feelings, well-timed great gotdamn, and magnificent medulla oblongata can make a blatantly indefensible act forgotten quicker than coke zero and shine’s career

despite this reality, everybody has a romantic boiling point, an act they’ve deemed unpardonable regardless of the situation and circumstance. Continue reading