Happy Memorial Day and Happy Hour/Game Night Announcement!

Happy Memorial Day people. May your Memorial Day be filled with as much BBQ, fish, and outdoor fun as your little heart can handle.

As is VSB custom, we tend to take off the holidays around here and today is no different, however, I wanted to drop off this little nugget…

Everybody knows it is #geminiseason. Yes, that wondrous time where all that is right with the world gets a little bit righter. As is such, the current week that we are in is home to the day that the good Lord Himself decided to bestow upon the world one Panama Jackson. Yes, it’s true. Liz, our pre-eminent on all things, is also a Gemini. Put your lighters up.

As is such, this week on Thursday, in Washington, DC, I shall be playing host to a Happy Hour/Game Night at Tap & Parlour. It’s the same location as the #threedeez party back in April. So from 530pm until we leave (actually more like 6pm for me) come hang out and get libatious with Panama and many of his homeboys. As luck would have it, the game will also be shown on all of the television screens on this evening (it’s Game 2 of the NBA Finals between the Heat of Miami and the Mavericks of Dallas) and it’s also Game Night at Tap & Parlour, which means that random boardgames and card games etc are available for people to play and converse over. I’m partial to spades myself and rarely leave home without a deck of cards.

All that to say, if you’re in DC and are looking for something to do on Thursday, come on out to Tap & Parlour and help me celebrate my birthday.

Tap & Parlour is located at 2001 11th Street, NW (corner of 11th and U)

530-the game ends

Happy Hour Specials

Game Night

Is it short notice? Sure. That’s by design. But come Thursday night, come kick it with ya boy, if ya ‘ont 2.

We’ll be sending out an email to the VSB VIP-DC list and I’m gonna try to create a little thing so that we can get some kind of quick idea on numbers, but funtimes are funtimes and ain’t no funner time than #geminiseason on a Thursday with Panama Jackson. Tru dat and bet that up.

Sadatay.

-VSB P aka MR. GOD LOVES GEMINIS SO HE MADE ME ONE aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL HE A 3

 

the test

***3:00pm edit***

the tallying is taking a bit longer than i anticipated. with this in mind, i’m going to post the results (and my thoughts about them) in tomorrow’s entry.

***end of edit***

after reading  “is she cute?”: the one topic men and women never agree on…and whyan entry that touches on the different ways men and women judge female physical attractiveness–my girlfriend came up with an interesting activity for the next game night.

***btw, game night = a rotating monthly event where 20 to 30 of our friends get together on a saturday night, drink rum, eat chicken wings, and play spades, wii, taboo, and whatever else will ensure the maximum amount of fun, drunken flirtations, and occasional hurt feelings possible***

her idea: print out 10 pictures of random women, and have both the men and the women present rank them from 1 to 10 (not rate, mind you. rank). then, tally up the rankings, and see how the cumulative male score compares to the cumulative female score.

although actually pulling this off at a game night would be a logistical nightmare (seriously, imagine trying to do this in a roomful of two dozen ridiculously educated and ego-rific muthaf*ckers, whose drunkenness and horniness has given them the collective attention span of a vick brother. actually, on second thought, this might actually be entertaining as hell), i thought her idea was a great one. for all the talk and theory that men and women have different ways of assessing attractiveness, i’ve never seen any empirical evidence that we actually do.

with this in mind, we’re going to do a little experiment today. below i’ve posted pictures of 5 attractive men and 5 attractive women, each with varying hairstyles and complexions. none of these men or women would probably be considered a perfect “10“, but each would probably rank at least in the “6” or “7” range by most. this is intentional.

each picture is also numbered.

your task:

***for the pictures of the women***

vsb’s and vss’s: leave a comment ranking the women from 1 to 5 (for instance, if you left a comment saying “42154“, this would mean that you thought “4″ was the most attractive, “2″ the second most attractive”, “1″ the third most attractive, etc).

***for the pictures of the men***

we’re going to do something a little different.

1. vss’s, rank the men from 1 to 5, same as you did the women

2. vsb’s, rank the men from 1 to 5. but instead of ranking them based on how attractive you think they are, base your ranking on who you think the women would be most attracted to (for instance, if you left a comment saying “42154″, this would mean that you thought “4″ would be first on most women’s lists, “2″ would be second on most women’s list, etc)

***also (vsb’s and vss’s), it won’t hurt to type your reasoning for your decisions if you’re able to articulate them.***

i’ll tally up the vsb’s comments and the vss’s comments at noon (the time when the comments usually reach the halfway mark) and at 5pm (when the comments usually slow down) and post them in the entry.

my predictions?

1. for the women, i’m guessing that the vss’s will go “32415″ and the vsb’s will go “43152″

2. for the men, i’m guessing that the vss’s will go “51324″ and the vsb’s will go “14253″

have fun.

—the champ

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rsvp deez: five faux pas of house party hooking-up

saturday night, the champ was among approximately 30 or so very smart brothas and sistas (plus a token white guy, invited just in case hbo ppv required that someone with good credit co-signed the purchase of the pacquiao fight) gathered for march’s “game night”, a monthly rotating house party/excuse for pittsburgh-area professional black people to drink juice-box coronas and eat homemade meatballs while playing spades and taboo.

as you can imagine, game night is also a prime hook-up opportunity for many in attendance, as well as a great chance for those already coupled up to observe the multiple social etiquette faux pas committed by those actively looking for their next ex.

here’s a few of my favorite.

1. mr. or ms. “i haven’t figured out yet that i’m wasting my time trying to hook-up with someone who’s clearly not that interested in me”

whether its because of the alcohol or the (relatively) polite setting, there always remains a couple people so unaware of social cues that they continue with their full-court man-to-man press even though the other team is already back at the fucking hotel.

***btw, vsb’s and vss’s, if you ever think you’re in this situation, be mindful of one thing: laughter. basically, if you’re having one of those “i’m exchanging meaningless words with this person just to gauge their interest” convos and they haven’t even cracked a nervous smile or chuckled once, chances are that they probably think a wii directions manual is more interesting then you***

2. ms. “i probably should have either worn a belt or lotioned her butt crack if i planned on sitting like this all night”

a faux pas only rivaled by ms.i have giant boobs and i’m giving all the guys too familiar hugs on the list of “relatively harmless things that will get a woman a seriously strong collective side-eye in a roomful of sistas”

3. mr. “i’m rocking enough unforgivable to suffocate a fuckin moose ox”

usually, this is also the same guy rocking an outfit specifically chosen to accentuate his gold bracelets, as well as the too competitive guy sweating through his shirt while playing charades

4. the “we just now realized that we’ve been talking to/sleeping with the same guy” twins

one of my favorites, along with their close cousin,

5. mr. “i should have looked at the invite list and realized that both of the chicks i’ve been sleeping with were coming so i could have stayed my ass at home

anyway, people of vsb.com, i’m sure i’m missing a few. can you think of any other faux pas of house party hooking-up?

the floor is yours and sh*t

—the champ