ever since 8th grade, when i allowed a smile and a plaid skirt to convince me to pick the ridiculously endowed and hilariously uncoordinated ericka white on my team for ultimate dodgeball, i’ve been convinced that women should and eventually would rule the world.

i envisioned a future of female omnipotence and dominion, where all the world’s men were coerced to attend “testosterone nullification” camps, and where all industry, time-travel, and farming equipment were mercilessly controlled by the fairer gender.

obviously, i was wrong, and obviously i watched too much cinemax.

16 years later, although still convinced that the world should be run by women, i finally realize why its not.

because i’m an altruist and sh*t, i want to spread my knowledge to the masses with four reasons why women should rule the world…

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