There are no winners here.
In the parlance of sagacious Cardi B, if I give you a body part, you gon’ be with me…FOH-EVA.
Lames gon' lame and it's annoying to everybody.
We know where all of the women men claim to want to meet are. But where the hell are the men who claim they’re looking to meet these women?
You know what's guaranteed to happen to anybody dating anybody - cuffing season or not? The random return of the exes.
Maybe it's not them, it's you.
Are you in a situationship? Find out.
You don't like my couch? Well, fuck your couch, cuhz.
Between working 12 hours a day, my semi-monthly attempt to stop being fat, and sleeping, I don’t find many opportunities to find my Bougie Black Prince at Fort Greene Afrobeats parties. So i tried...Tinder.
Let's talk about boobs.
Ladies, What’s Up With the Late Night, Last Minute, When I’m Trying To Sleep, We Need A Resolution Convos?
Women do not like to be inconvenienced. I mean nobody really does, but women, especially, do no like being inconvenienced by anybody. But especially not by their man.
The finale of this installment of PJ tales about the time I went to Rochester, NY to see a chick I'd seen for 5 entire mintues in Atlanta.
Another in a tale of Panama's random dating situationships from the past.
In this recap of episode 6 of LHH Hollywood, Fizz fizzles, Teairra Mari tonally terrorizies, Nikki notices nothing, and Ray J rires Rorgan.
I can't imagine spending my life with someone who doesn't appreciate the same ironies, references, and inside jokes I do. And yes, this makes a diehard Seinfeld fan and a person who thought Seinfeld sucked incompatible.