you know, once you get past finding, f*cking, falling, and falling out, there really isn’t much else to say in regards to relationships. because of this, i have to give kudos to the entire vsb team for scratching and clawing our way to 300 entries (293 different topics and seven champ repeats) and the 100,000 comments accompanying them. good sh*t and sh*t
yet, despite the fact that we’re occasionally hurting for ideas, there are a few topics we wouldn’t touch with ann coulter’s d*ck. so, without further ado, here’s the top eight lists you’ll probably never see on vsb.
1. “snizzle the snizzle”: the top 10 ways to woo a white woman download the nights in rodan
***although the list would begin and end at “show her your wang”, you’ll probably never see this from us, since, you know, we actually enjoy not receiving anymore hate mail from sister t***
2. “saks fifth b*tches”: eight great reasons why we absolutely love pretentious women
3. “circus crotch”: the seven most family-friendly std’s
***you’ll have to check out luvvies blog for this one***
download thou shalt not kill except dvd
download friday the 13th online 4. “co-sign deez”: five sure-fire ways to ruin her credit
5. “stacking the deck”: six reasons why spreading your seed indiscriminately rocks! download lady in the water dvd
***only if we let santonio holmes guest blog that day***
6.” garden deez…please!”: the ten bangingest black women from new jersey
***although it would be fun making a list with nothing but negative numbers***
7. “brooks was here”: the top five reasons why prison aint really all that bad
8. “full metal jacket”: the seven most “gay, but not really that gay” acts for men who aren’t really gay yet but are forced to do one gay act because of a bet they lost during the finals
people of vsb.com, the floor is yours. what are the topics you’d most and least like to see on vsb? we’re listening and sh*t.
—the champ
