One year ago today, The Champ. Panama Jackson, and Liz, launched VSB.com. In effect, we started this gangsta sh*t…and this the mother*cking thanks we get?
Sorry, wrong video.
Anyway, what started out as a convo between The Champ and I as a way to keep our names out there in the public while we work on our book became a site where people come to laugh, cry, wax philosophical, wax ignancophical, to wax on and wax off.
It’s been the best of times, it’s been the worst of times. We’ve offended sensibilities, contributed to the upliftment of relationshipkind, loved all who’ve ventured nigh, and lost one, one – lose some to win some. VSB has become a little corner of the internet where the minds of men are examined a little bit more on a daily basis – sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse.
We are God grateful for what we’ve become and we are even more thankful for all of you who helped to make it so. Seriously, who’d a thunk we’d have a web presence in South Africa??
Not I.
But oh yes we do. Oh John the Rabbit, oh yes, we do.
The Champ, Liz, and I truly thank all of you who come here daily and comment or just lurk and read. We truly do. It’s quite obvious that our opinions aren’t always shared by the masses and we can piss people off with the best of them, but we also appreciate hearing perspectives as to why we’re wrong, and the fact that so many people of varied opinions think enough of us to share them here. In fact, I love it when you call me Big Poppa folks come here and tell me, ”Panama, that’s the most asinine thing I’ve heard in my life, you ole 3 arse ninja!”
(I really love that whole being called a “3” or “4” thing. It makes me smile on a daily basis.)
This site is nothing without the folks who come by on daily basis. So yeah, this goes out to you and you; this goes out to you…
We just love you all and want to hug you to pieces and pieces. We can’t though; Liz handed The Champ and I an “acting professional at work” pamphlet and right there in plain black-and-white it says we can’t go touching people all willy nilly lest we find ourselves party to a lawsuit.
Anywho..
So sincerely, from the bottom of our hearts, Thank you. Thanks for putting the word out on us and letting other people taste the goodness into our VSB world. I mean consider that in one year, we’ve been mentioned in some news media, been interviewed a few places, done a nude photo spread just been drop dead sexxy, and I’m pretty sure I’ve been offered more money by random African princes than ever before just because of VSB.com. By the way, I’m STILL WAITING on my first check from a Nigerian prince who really needed my help. Sucks, I was going to put a down payment on my Gulfstream 5 with the upfront money.
And peep, it only cost me like $5K to get like $400K.
Huzzah!
As a parting shot, I’d like to say to those folks who spread the word and gotten folks here, thanks for the hard work at making VSB a web-hold name. We’ve got less money than Davy Crockett, but we’re ten times handsomer.
Check.
Buuuuuut, I’d also like to send a special thanks to the folks who’ve managed to come to our site from very, very strange places (and searches), such as:
[the following web-searches have not been edited, they are real and represent a small portion of all the web searches that have landed people at VSB.com – and if I knew who you were, I wouldn’t change your name to protect the innocent, some of you people need Jesus and some staples.]
Hayseuss be a search engine.
Ahem.
“daddy come in me until you get me pragnet” – Hmm…VSB does not endorse bad spelling. Either that or the kids nowadays are doing some REALLY freaky stuff. Very Smart Brothas make the web say, “ay”.
“college has made me realize that I’m not very smart” – wow, it sucks to be you, padre. I really wish I knew which college you go too so I can make sure my kids NEVER apply there. You got to figure out AFTER you got in that you were dumb. Ole low admission standards lookin’ boi.
“girl piss on twalet” – I really have nothing for this. I mean, I’m not even sure why you’d be looking for this or if Twalet is really the name of a pr0n star out of Butte, Montana or something. Either way, may God have mercy on your soul.
Amen.
“Freacknick, my wife” – I just feel sorry for this guy. If you think you’re wife was SO out there that all you had to do was type in “my wife” and a major event (spelled wrong of course so I’m guessing he didn’t find what he was looking for – lawd never let him spell Freaknik right) and pictures and commentary of her would pop up, just serve her the divorce papers pal. And have a drink on me, on you, later on. I kind of just hope he didn’t find what he was looking for. I know he didn’t find it here.
“does be curly from aveda work on kinky dense hair” – VSB, where good hair tips happen. Btw, does anybody know the answer to this question?
“did saggin pants start in slavery days” – Seriously, how this ended up sending them to VSB is beyond me, but the answer is yes. Of course it did. It’s how so many slaves got caught trying to escape. Duh!
“daughter plays with dad nutsack” – this is just disturbing. May God also have mercy on your soul who ever you are you fick suck.
“dateless on Saturday night and things to do” – well, you’re already on the net so consider yourself doing about all you’re ever going to do. May I suggest finding a man in a chatroom and getting your cyber-bone on. Somehow though, I figure if you’re doing this search, you’re the kind of chick (or dude) who’s never going to have anything to do. I bet you read…a lot.
“free fat giiiiiiirl pr0n” – LOL. This definitely ain’t the site for that. Though you have to ask yourself, if this is what you’re looking for, why would you go to any site that clearly wasn’t going to provide that?
“f*cking bamboo hard” – why, yes it is.
“hot girls touching hot boys weewee and both naked” – I’m kind of wondering how so many perverted searches end up at VSB.com. I’m starting to get a little nervous about this actually.
“how do you know if you’re a jumpoff” – if you have to ask, I’m guessing the internet isn’t even necessary to solve that riddle…
“how to get an Indian passport for a baby born in the Philippines” – um…yeaaah…
“I am black and black girls aren’t attracted to me” – Brotha, the internet can’t help you with your problem. I’m guessing this one is your parent’s fault.
“if guy was using a woman would he lay in bed with her for 30min after sex” – nope. He left after 29 didn’t he? Actually, it depends on the weather. If the weather outside sucks, he just might stay there despite his every inclination to leave. In that case, if he refuses to touch you afterwards or goes to sleep on the couch, he’s using you and hates himself the minute after he busts because you’re still there.
“invisiwig stores in Baltimore/invisiwigs in Columbus OH” – I don’t even know what this is.
“why do so many women hate Beyonce” – cuz they’re haters, that’s why.
“why are white women so lucky, they get the best Black men” – I have a whole slew of women who would vehemently disagree with you there toots.
“where to pick up girls in Cincinnatti?” – lol. There are definitely quite a few desperately seeking entertainment individuals that end up at VSB. VSB – where lonely people look online to find dates.
“what would you do if u think u are smart?” – start a website with my homeboy, call it Very Smart Brothas, and reign like a motherf*cker.
“what is the difference between a wifey, a jumpoff an a slide off” – Simple my dear Watson, a true pimp uses a slide off with his jumpoff because he doesn’t want to take any extras home to wifey.
“panama jackson + numerous searches about my life, childhood, friends, etc” – To this person who spent no less than two weeks trying to dig into (and ruin) my life – and trust me people, this person (and I know who it was and why) wasn’t doing it because they like me – go play in traffic and one yourself. Basically, go kill yourself, b*tch.
And finally,
“what is vsb” – Well, friend, it’s where good things happen.
Thanks for sleepwalking with your folks.
*cues e-confetti*
-VERY SMART BROTHAS bka VSB P, THE CHAMP, AND LIZ
