Tagged “bougie black people”
Bougie Black People Beez in the Trap. Except they don't at all.
Because pretending there isn't a best way to play Spades is like pretending a Kappa's sweater vest is appropriate for flag football
There's no point in doing the most unless it is chronicled in some way.
The apex of Bougie Blacktivity
This is awesome
Do have fun. Don't be a dick.
I'm just saying...
The go-to social lubricant for Bougie Black Life
It's called Black-ish, but it could very easily be called Everyone Hates My Wife And Kids After Dad Got A Promotion. What has been marketed and reviewed as subversive and politically incorrect looks and feels like a 26-minute-long "urban" IKEA spot
Although it only aired six seasons, the chronicles of Dwayne Wayne, Whitley Gilbert and the rest of the Hillman College population were so resonate that it set the blueprint for how an entire generation of soon-to-be Bougie Black People would live their lives.
Sure, their dentists don't need any professional assistance from a "Millennial Procurement Operations Specialist," but the Bougie Black Person feels good handing cards over while saying things like "I know some people."
It might surprise you to encounter a group of BBP in the wild, donned in pastel jeans, J. Crew maxi dresses, and delicate beards, taking mean mug selfies and holding impromptu twerk contests.
After a couple months of requests and pre-orders, we decided to bring back both the Bougie Black Girl and the I Love Bougie Black Girls t-shirt campaigns.
The day party, a thinly-veiled excuse to drink all day long, is the Bougie Black Person's shrewdest invention.
Our “Bougie Black Girl” t-shirt reunion tour is almost complete. Only three days left to cop a...