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Shit Bougie Black People Love: 24. Bottomless Mimosas

If you were to happen upon a herd of BBP in the wild, scouring the streets for Crossfit tips and half-priced scones, ask them who has the city's best bottomless mimosas, and listen in awe

Black-ish Is Cute And Cuddly, Not Controversial

It's called Black-ish, but it could very easily be called Everyone Hates My Wife And Kids After Dad Got A Promotion. What has been marketed and reviewed as subversive and politically incorrect looks and feels like a 26-minute-long "urban" IKEA spot

Shit Bougie Black People Love: 20. A Different World

Although it only aired six seasons, the chronicles of Dwayne Wayne, Whitley Gilbert and the rest of the Hillman College population were so resonate that it set the blueprint for how an entire generation of soon-to-be Bougie Black People would live their lives.

Shit Bougie Black People Love: 19. Business Cards

Sure, their dentists don't need any professional assistance from a "Millennial Procurement Operations Specialist," but the Bougie Black Person feels good handing cards over while saying things like "I know some people."

Shit Bougie Black People Love: 17. Pretending To Be “Ratchet”

It might surprise you to encounter a group of BBP in the wild, donned in pastel jeans, J. Crew maxi dresses, and delicate beards, taking mean mug selfies and holding impromptu twerk contests.

“Bougie Black Girl”…And “I Love Bougie Black Girls” Tees Available Today

After a couple months of requests and pre-orders, we decided to bring back both the Bougie Black Girl and the I Love Bougie Black Girls t-shirt campaigns.

Shit Bougie Black People Love: 16. Day Parties

The day party -- a thinly-veiled excuse to drink all day long -- is the Bougie Black Person's shrewdest invention.

Last Weekend For “Bougie Black Girl” Tanks And Tees

Our “Bougie Black Girl” t-shirt reunion tour is almost complete. Only three days left to cop a...

“I Love Bougie Black Girls” Tees Available Now

Thanks to you all, the first I Love Bougie Black Girls t-shirt campaign was such a success that pe...

Back By Popular Demand: I Love Bougie Black Girls Tees

Thanks to you all, the first I Love Bougie Black Girls t-shirt campaign was such a success that ...

Shit Bougie Black People Love: 15. ’90’s Nostalgia

Aside from Bill Clinton’s penis and Michael Douglas’ penis in movies starring Michael Dougla...

Shit Bougie Black People Love: 13. Being Racist

  Do not be fooled by their blazers. Or their support of gentrification. Or even their l...

Defining “Bougie”

Our I Love Bougie Black Girls Teespring campaign seems to be going pretty well. We're ahead of s...

Bougie Black Pick-Up Lines

Today is Valentine's Day, a day which likely means one of six things to you: 1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Shit Bougie Black People Love: #12 Gentrification

If you ever ask a Bougie Black Person to explain his feelings about gentrification, he will paus...