The most free people on the planet are folks who realize they have options and refuse to be constrained to their current circumstances. That’s how slavery worked on people; Black people didn’t actually know that we could be free. It’s that whole breaking the chains of psychological slavery spiel. And it works in myriad ways.
For instance, ugly girl problems.
What are ugly girl problems? Glad you asked.
Ugly girl problems. noun(s). women who deal with repeated non-sense from men and refuse to exercise their option to NOT deal with such f*ckery for no good reason other than attempts to not be lonely
I can’t tell you how many women I’ve encountered who have asked for advice regarding various relationship situations where I’ve been more than befuddled at the sheer volume of non-sense they were willing to put up with. And while beauty is indeed a judgement call, most of the women in these putrid situations haven’t been busted. Which ALWAYS leads me to ask, “why do you have ugly girl problems?”
Look, I love all women. You all make me happy. Yay. But the fact is, aesthetics do exist. And there are ugly people and there are pretty people. Spare me the “there’s no such thing as an ugly person” when you ALL know that is just not true. You better take that sh*t to that other site. Anyway, my point is, I’ve never met an ugly chick with commitment issues. But you know what, I’ve also rarely met an ugly chick who settled for less than what she wanted. Now, it could be that their scope of attainment was different than others so maybe they aspired for something less than Idris Elba. This is not a judgment. But you remember that self-awareness thing I was talking about yesterday, quite a few facially challenged women (and men for that matter) are aware of their handicaps and make up for it in other ways. You see, sometimes compensation isn’t a bad thing.
But you know who DOES end up screwed? Attractive women who for some reason, act like what I’d ASSUME busted chicks would act like: being accepting of their circumstances for no good reason and then blaming the guy involved for doing what he can get away with. It breaks my heart. I met this woman a few weeks back at a party and she was running down this story about this guy who just wouldn’t give her more than she wanted, which was basically a real date. I listened to the whole story and at the end I was like, “I don’t see the problem here.”
Her: He won’t call me back.
Her: Why won’t he just act right.
Me: Because he doesn’t like you like and just wants to have sex with you. The better question is why do you have ugly girl problems? You are hot. Why are you okay with stayin in this situation with a guy who clearly only calls you for booty and YOU KNOW THIS. Why are you running after him when he’s not even looking for you? Stop it with the ugly girl problems.
That’s a paraphrase of beaucoup convos I’ve had. This is why a lot of women who are above-average don’t have a man. It’s not that they don’t have “a man”. It’s that they don’t have a man who acts right or gives them any of what they want. Or they’re just one in a line of chicks because they don’t want to be alone.
Here’s a word of advice to all the women out there who get attention from men and yet constantly end up dealing with the wrong dude for a long time – realize that you have options. I like brown, yellow, Puerto Rican, and Haitian. And most men do too. I don’t want to hear about no shortage. That only affects mudducks and goats without thunder. Why sit at a bar waxing philosophical with your girls about why the dude won’t call you back when you have some other guy’s number you could be calling.
I know we all get caught up. It happens to us all. We can’t figure out why we’re stuck on somebody. It’s human nature. But ladies (my Mercedes) if you don’t just look like a slightly better version of Precious, there’s a good chance that the dude you’re letting hit because you can’t find another guy isn’t the best you can do. Ugly girls stop at Baltic Ave because at least they made it that far and set up a hotel and play with thimbles. You can at least make it to Marvin’s Gardens!
So I ask you, good people of VSB, are ugly girl problems a real problem? Do you know attractive women who always end up in bad situations? Or is it just that the news has scared the hell out of women into thinking that if they don’t keep One-Legged Pete around they may never find another man since their degrees can’t keep them warm at night?
Am I sexxy?
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka VITAMIN P aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3