<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: sh*t i just haven&#8217;t figured out yet</title> <atom:link href="http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=sht-i-just-havent-figured-out</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 00:59:00 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>By: Fonzarelli</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-149711</link> <dc:creator>Fonzarelli</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:15:48 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-149711</guid> <description>Why no matter where you are from at some point in your life some one around you was called an African Booty Scratcher...WTF is that ...and how did every kid around America use it as a jokeWhy I have to submit a resume then fill out a questionairre with all the info from my resumeWhy are Chik Fil A sandwiches so goodWhy do people take Sarah Palin seriouslyWho the hell made curse words..... what really elevated FUCK to upper echelon of disrespectBesides the price what really makes Prada, LV ,and Gucci that special if it is not couture shit (everyone I know has prada sneakers myself included)</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why no matter where you are from at some point in your life some one around you was called an African Booty Scratcher&#8230;WTF is that &#8230;and how did every kid around America use it as a joke</p><p>Why I have to submit a resume then fill out a questionairre with all the info from my resume</p><p>Why are Chik Fil A sandwiches so good</p><p>Why do people take Sarah Palin seriously</p><p>Who the hell made curse words&#8230;.. what really elevated FUCK to upper echelon of disrespect</p><p>Besides the price what really makes Prada, LV ,and Gucci that special if it is not couture shit (everyone I know has prada sneakers myself included)</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: MeteorMan</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-146128</link> <dc:creator>MeteorMan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:34:40 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-146128</guid> <description>@QueenT, LOL! I meant your &lt;i&gt;seemingly&lt;/i&gt; warped mentality demonstrated by your word choice... not you... oh not you... lol</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@QueenT,<br /> LOL! I meant your <i>seemingly</i> warped mentality demonstrated by your word choice&#8230; not you&#8230; oh not you&#8230; lol</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: thewayoftheid</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-146119</link> <dc:creator>thewayoftheid</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:55:52 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-146119</guid> <description></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Cheekie,</p><p>&gt;&gt;&gt;YES @ #1. I be lookin’ at chicks like, don’t your booty got frostbite? I mean, eff lookin’ cute. This here Chicago. I really can’t deal with the 40+ women wearing those Baby Phat/Rocawear/Dereon Mini Me coats. Like, um, stop shopping at The Children’s Place and get a real coat.&lt;&lt;&lt;</p><p>This comment = f*cking GOLD. You don&#039;t know how many times I feel like telling these girls to find a coat to cover their asses. Like I can&#039;t see your teeth chattering from here.</p><p>Chi-town represent!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Jcapes</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-146055</link> <dc:creator>Jcapes</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:44:35 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-146055</guid> <description>How ninjas is still rockin white chicks like its the 80&#039;s??</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How ninjas is still rockin white chicks like its the 80&#8242;s??</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Siobhan</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-146038</link> <dc:creator>Siobhan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:13:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-146038</guid> <description>@Chris Black,That is an unusual reaction to my personality. Thank you!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Chris Black,</p><p>That is an unusual reaction to my personality. Thank you!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Siobhan</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-146037</link> <dc:creator>Siobhan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:12:16 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-146037</guid> <description>@The Champ,What&#039;d you call me son? I&#039;m violent with my friends.  Don&#039;t think I won&#039;t do a take down to a scarf/arm-bar</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@The Champ,</p><p>What&#8217;d you call me son? I&#8217;m violent with my friends.  Don&#8217;t think I won&#8217;t do a take down to a scarf/arm-bar</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Siobhan</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-146034</link> <dc:creator>Siobhan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:10:21 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-146034</guid> <description>@Panama Jackson,LOL, so you need the total package...or a decent body with a nice face.  I suppose that makes sense because you have to look at her.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Panama Jackson,</p><p>LOL, so you need the total package&#8230;or a decent body with a nice face.  I suppose that makes sense because you have to look at her.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Siobhan</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-146033</link> <dc:creator>Siobhan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:08:47 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-146033</guid> <description>@Just X,I was with an entire group though son...one goes: &quot;Did you see her&quot;  I go: The one with the ass? D goes:&quot; Nah son, I saw her face, she&#039;s busted.&quot;  All six of them turned their back on her.  I was like, &quot;What?&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Just X,</p><p>I was with an entire group though son&#8230;one goes: &#8220;Did you see her&#8221;  I go: The one with the ass? D goes:&#8221; Nah son, I saw her face, she&#8217;s busted.&#8221;  All six of them turned their back on her.  I was like, &#8220;What?&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Brotha Tech</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-145843</link> <dc:creator>Brotha Tech</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:59:32 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-145843</guid> <description>I haven&#039;t figured out the sick day.  I mean if you are really, REALLY sick...doesn&#039;t it take longer than a day to get over it?  One of the kats on my job took a sick day yesterday, but now he is back full force like he has adamantium organs...and when you call in sick for one day and come back the very next, who do you REALLY think you are foolin?They should call it sick &quot;I just don&#039;t feeling like coming in today, but by law you are not required to say sh*t if I call it a sick&quot; day.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t figured out the sick day.  I mean if you are really, REALLY sick&#8230;doesn&#8217;t it take longer than a day to get over it?  One of the kats on my job took a sick day yesterday, but now he is back full force like he has adamantium organs&#8230;and when you call in sick for one day and come back the very next, who do you REALLY think you are foolin?</p><p>They should call it sick &#8220;I just don&#8217;t feeling like coming in today, but by law you are not required to say sh*t if I call it a sick&#8221; day.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: catintherain</title><link>http://verysmartbrothas.com/sht-i-just-havent-figured-out/#comment-145810</link> <dc:creator>catintherain</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:38:35 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=3274#comment-145810</guid> <description>@ What to do when you&#039;re with your girl and.. this walks past.If your girl has a smaller butt, look at the temptress with a negatively surprised face and say: &quot; damn. what&#039;s too much is too much.&quot; If your girl has a bigger butt: &quot;you should wear tighter pants. you could give this chick a run for her money.&quot; your girl will call you a sexist pig, while feeling very flattered. Or just accidentally squirt some lemon in your eyes, it&#039;s easier.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ What to do when you&#8217;re with your girl and.. this walks past.</p><p>If your girl has a smaller butt, look at the temptress with a negatively surprised face and say: &#8221; damn. what&#8217;s too much is too much.&#8221;<br /> If your girl has a bigger butt: &#8220;you should wear tighter pants. you could give this chick a run for her money.&#8221; your girl will call you a sexist pig, while feeling very flattered.<br /> Or just accidentally squirt some lemon in your eyes, it&#8217;s easier.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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