Comments on: shake and bake: 7 surefire ways to make yourself seem much more important than you really are http://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are Thu, 24 May 2012 00:59:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: skullyloverhttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-144478 skullylover Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:09:46 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-144478 This is an old post, but I'm feeling the goblet requirement. I keep a 5 pound gothic style pewter goblet on my desk at all times. Never know when you need to whack an employee with it.- HR Guy..really. This is an old post, but I’m feeling the goblet requirement. I keep a 5 pound gothic style pewter goblet on my desk at all times. Never know when you need to whack an employee with it.

- HR Guy..really.

]]> By: Muzehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113314 Muze Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:57:10 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113314 LMAO! gosh this blog has made my saturday after outingness such enjoyment.i literally laughed out loud. i ALWAYS put people on hold. or answer texts and IMs at my extreme leisure, even if i'm not busy... out of habit.hilarious. and people DO feel important when you respond faster than normal and stay in a convo.too funny.and that extra formal... that works! lol. LMAO! gosh this blog has made my saturday after outingness such enjoyment.

i literally laughed out loud. i ALWAYS put people on hold. or answer texts and IMs at my extreme leisure, even if i’m not busy… out of habit.

hilarious. and people DO feel important when you respond faster than normal and stay in a convo.

too funny.

and that extra formal… that works! lol.

]]> By: chaoticdivahttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113089 chaoticdiva Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:37:20 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113089 I *heart* this post. Funny sh*t. I *heart* this post. Funny sh*t.

]]> By: mizChartreusehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113034 mizChartreuse Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:47:58 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113034 GOD I love you. GOD I love you.

]]> By: Anonymisshttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113033 Anonymiss Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:39:00 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113033 @Stuff Ghetto People Like,

“Ladies, when you marry, keep your maiden name (nttawwt), whether or not you take his. And Black ladies, talk about how there’s a shortage of eligible brothers to date.”

uh uh im just waiting to get rid of this last name! <— long story but basically it shouldn't be mine so i don't want it or to have any association with the person from whom i wrongfully inherited it from

&& as for the second part…. yah i do that all the time but i dont see how that makes me look "important". its the truth…lol.

]]> By: Honey Beehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113031 Honey Bee Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:03:00 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113031 @The Champ,so i've heard ;) @The Champ,

so i’ve heard ;)

]]> By: Honey Beehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113030 Honey Bee Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:02:13 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113030 @SouthernGirl,oooh, how you know gold is my color this summer?!? lol @SouthernGirl,

oooh, how you know gold is my color this summer?!? lol

]]> By: Honey Beehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113029 Honey Bee Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:57:31 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113029 here's one:ladies, carry a handkerchief in the summer. not a BANDANA, my ni99as, an actual lacy, 1940's handkerchief. why? bc in the off-chance that you encounter any unwanted moisture, including but not limited to condensation from an iced latte, rain droplets, air conditioning vent spit (also known as "freon piss"), you can wipe it off like the stunna you truly are.so, if you see a brown-skin dimepiece strolling thru harlem in stilettos, with a big @ss bag on her wrist, an iced latte in one hand, phone in the other, looking at tall people like they short, and she takes out an antique hankie, holla at a playa. ;)change daily. here’s one:

ladies, carry a handkerchief in the summer. not a BANDANA, my ni99as, an actual lacy, 1940′s handkerchief. why? bc in the off-chance that you encounter any unwanted moisture, including but not limited to condensation from an iced latte, rain droplets, air conditioning vent spit (also known as “freon piss”), you can wipe it off like the stunna you truly are.

so, if you see a brown-skin dimepiece strolling thru harlem in stilettos, with a big @ss bag on her wrist, an iced latte in one hand, phone in the other, looking at tall people like they short, and she takes out an antique hankie, holla at a playa. ;)

change daily.

]]> By: Honey Beehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113028 Honey Bee Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:33:56 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113028 @Yaa, "Walk into a crowded room WHERE YOU KNOW EVERYBODY and go straight to the back past everybody so they see you"oh snap, i do that too. damn, that's already 2 things i do.i'm either important, or trifling. @Yaa,
“Walk into a crowded room WHERE YOU KNOW EVERYBODY and go straight to the back past everybody so they see you”

oh snap, i do that too. damn, that’s already 2 things i do.

i’m either important, or trifling.

]]> By: Honey Beehttp://verysmartbrothas.com/shake-and-bake-seven-ways-to-make-yourself-seem-more-important-than-you-really-are/#comment-113027 Honey Bee Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:06:58 +0000 http://www.verysmartbrothas.com/?p=2324#comment-113027 @Ms. Hall,i'm glad, cuz it seemed really important to me at the time. :) @Ms. Hall,

i’m glad, cuz it seemed really important to me at the time. :)

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