It pains me to say it, but Puffy really did coin one of the most useful phrases ever: b*tcha*sness.
What an all encompassing term, eh? In one fell swoop, he managed to sum up an entire subgenre of men (and women for that matter, though it seems to work better when referring to men) who basically act like p*ssies. Ladies, you should avoid these men at all costs.
The problem here is that these b*tcha*sness displayers wear regular, straight up G uniforms. They parade around as if they’re like every other Tom, Dick, and Jamal, but deep inside, they’re overly sensitive glory hogs…hmm…
You know what, I might not know how to define b*tcha*sness, but I know it when I see it. Today I’m going to provide a list of some observable behaviors that just might indicate a man is a sensitive thug who needs hugs, with his b*tch azz.
1. Pout
Any grown ass man who ACTUALLY pouts should be so far off any woman’s radar that the South Pole seems close. Pouting is something that you should be beat for when you’re 9 but you should be raked across the coals with the vengeance of two snow leopards named Spot if you’re a man. And yes, you b*tch a** ninja, pouting does include automatically folding your arms in displeasure.
2. Always jumps to conclusions and assumes the worst and won’t shut up about it
You ever meet somebody who goes right from “he didn’t call me back yet…” to “…because he must be out f*ckin with my girl!” And gets in his feelings and starts pouting? I actually know a dude like this. I hate him. Or, to complete the murder the kind of cat who doesn’t get answers to questions when or how they want them, so they start surmising stupid sh*t about what happened and how they’ve been wronged by somebody’s lack of getbackedness. I hate those b*tches. Ladies, any man who jumps to uber ridiculous and negative conclusions quickly will likely end up trying to kill you at some point in your relationship. We like to call these cats OJs. Because you see….OJs tend to…
3. …act on the conclusions they’ve jumped to
Say you feel wronged and haven’t received ample satisfaction correcting the issue. Say you then decide that you’re going to act on said feelwronged by turing into a passive-aggressive p*ssy a** ninja (P.A.P.A.N.). It’s kind of like A.D.I.D.A.S. except not at all. You see, a P.A.P.A.N. will then take subliminal shots because that’s what passive aggressive people do. They don’t name names, they just make “implied references” in hopes that the offender will see or hear them. And everybody knows that “implied references” do little more than piss people off, which is exactly what sensitive thugs want to do because, if they’re not happy, they…
4. …prefer that everybody else around them is miserable until they’re happy
Worst kind of b*tch a** ninja is the one who can’t be happy for anybody else unless things are going his way. These are the dudes who hate on other people’s success or comeups in life because deep down, they pretty much covet that which the other party has. Nothing says b*tcha**ness like hating the player instead of the game.
5. Sneaky and non-confrontational
Nothing says b*tcha**ness like a dude who is pissed with somebody for what they perceive as a slight ONLY to have it be addressed to them and they pretend like it was nothing. Especially when you know good and well that they were pouting since they jumped to conclusions, enough so that they decided to act on their conclusions because ultimately they’re not happy with themselves. Pouters always leave evidence. Usually they cross their arms a lot or word gets back they were talking sh*t until you ask them about it, at which point apparently, everybody else got it wrong.
Yes, people, true b*tcha** behavior lives. And ladies, these men will give you plenty of signs of their true colors if you spend enough time around them. Sensitive thugs can’t hold it in. They will constantly need hugs.
So good people of VSB, what are some other behaviors of the sensitive thug?
-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka TANGLE JIG P aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, HE A 3
I’m not sure I want to talk about the sensitive thugs, dealt with a passive-agressive, sensitive thug for 2 years, IAINTGOINBACK.
I will say, one example of b*tchassness is vss’s puttin bi*ch ass nicknames on a sista, like bambi. whaht thug misses you know called bambi?
@overit,
First of d*mn ALL!!! Your name is Bambi! Aifest of Wondras has christened you as such, and so it will be. You even got the long, silky eyelashes like him. Stop playing these bald-headed games!
Ain’t no 2nd of all. I just wanted to start it dramatically. Carry on.
@Thuggie Luvvie, get off my damn screen.
and aif is RUDE, we know this. SEE ME at the vsb bbq! i’ll be the thug by the oak tree.
@overit,
oh my damn. just…
y’all. need. help. stat.
@V.E.G., morph me! lol.
@overit,
koalas are NOT hard core.
@Gemmie’s Got A Tan, Koalas are herbivorous and feed exclusively on certain eucalyptus leaves. An adult can eat up to 500 g of leaves daily. Since the leaf of eucalyptus has large quantities of water, koalas almost do not drink water, the reason for which they were named “Koala”; in the language of the Aborigines, koala means “who do not drink.”
question, how many glasses of water do you need to function properly? 8 was it? i can’t think , nap time.
@overit,
just further evidence that you need to sat the hell down.
@Gemmie’s Got A Tan,
ijustdied.
@overit,
Yeah, I called you Bambi! And I’ll call you Bambi again! You ain’t no damn gangsta. Yo’ gangsta is faulty and defective and needs to go back to the factory to be refurbished.
With THAT gangsta, you’re bound to get shot.
*Mumbling* You better go on and find thumper, tryna bass off at me like that up in this chea public forum, I dunno who the hell you THANK you are….
@8th Wonder,
dayum twinny… no mercy for the koala, huh?
@blackberry molasses,
Overit is the anti-gangsta, that’s all I’m saying, lol.
I love her though. Someone’s gotta keep me from becoming a TOTAL asshole.
@8th Wonder,
ummm… Twinny. Too.Late.
@8th Wonder,
You may write me down in (vsb) history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in this very thread
But still, like a thug, I’ll rise.
Does my gangsta upset you?
Why are you beset with RUDE?
‘Cause I talk like I’ve got AK’s
Pumping in my living room?
Just like fruits and loot,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I’ll shoot (you…during paintball..in the leg)
Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
like my deer mama just died?
But alas, like Luvvie’s IG, I RISE.
I am sure this is some kinda literary blasphemy, Maya knows I love her, I just had to prove a point-my way. Keep tryin me, Aif.
@overit,
Umm… PLEASE pack ur Hijab and ur Dereon jumpsuit w/ the embroidered sequined collar and GO. iQuit you & everything you ever stood for. I’m just DONE w/ you, ZeeBaby. DONE.
You are RUDE for making me cackle this loudly. RUDE!
@overit,
here lies overit’s etwin. she had so much to live for…
@overit,”like my deer mama just died”
lmao.
omg…too much…on a wednesday no less. save it for friday when recklessness is free to run ammuck.
@overit,
LMAO
Rise deez.
@overit,
take this –> ” __________ “<– to mean that i have no words for this foolishness
@overitANDout,
I think I need to divorce my e-child for excessive foolery.
iCan’t with you. Ever again. Please pack your ENTIRE e-room and go to your Auntie Aif’s house. She will straigten yo azz out.
*Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin’ for to carry me hoooommmmeee…..*
Gemmie, you are an only e-child now (or at least until later this afternoon).
@blackberry molasses, you know auntie aif and i are beefin, can i go to uncle d*stroys house?
LMAO.
@overit,
Go saddown in ur endless quest for D*stroy. lol U’d think his whereabouts lead to Leprechaun’s gold. Or a cure for the SuperVeeDee I’m sure Lil Wayne harbors
@overitANDout,
if you can find him. He’s like Jimmy Hoffa and Al Capone in this bish…
@overit,
lmao e-mama took the words right outta my mouf. IF and only if (iff for the math geeks) you can find d*stroy… i bet he’s got a secret lair somewhere in the bermuda triangle
@overit,
*stops in tracks after reading the above glorious foolery*
Alrighty then, I am now perished.
I now have this strange desire to invite Mama Angelou to our urban legend VSB BBQ and read this at the opening ceremony. It shall be said in her voice.
@Cheekie, LMAO, that would be the worst. i hate you making me hear this is in my head.
wouldn’t it be the best to hear maya cuss someone the hell out in her calm voice?
@Cheekie, she’ll prally send Latifah, like she did for MJ’s memorial. me thinks walkin is getting tough for her and all our IG might kill her.
Iono about y’all but I’m not going down as being responsible for putting a national treasure six feet under… NO SUH!
@Cheekie,
YESSS!! Maya Angelou’s voice is EVERYTHING! She makes everything sound so important and deep. She’d make Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs & Ham sound like the book of Revelations. If she was to read it to me, this would be what happens.
*clears throat* *gets Angelou bass voice ready*
” I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.”
*overwhelmed by emotion*
*wall slides at Maya’s feet*
@overit, LOL. I hate myself because I was hearing this in my head as well. Actually, I was hearing my niece who does a mean impersonation of her.
@BBMo, LMAO @ her sending Queen Latifah. And, I agree. I won’t have that on my hands. Nope.
@Luvvie,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP!
An Angelou rendition of Green Eggs and Ham would be equivalent to heaven and manna. It is my fave childhood book and no one will be able to duplicate the intonation she would provide by reading it. It will be très unique.
@8th Wonder,
Ain’t she RUDE for coming up in here thanking she can regulate and call folks out? Shew! Her name is Bambi and she aint got no other churce (yes, churce) but to like it. HMPH!
@Thuggie Luvvie,
dam the “hmph” too yall gangsta country with it betta than cable
*munchin on popcorn*
@8th Wonder,
Oh. And Overit is the anti-gangsta indeed. She’s Chris Brown’s pleaing tangerine blouse.
@Thuggie Luvvie, rude.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
wtf was he wearin anyways lol
i think he was tryna look extra sorry
@BLUNTBLAZER,
That sweater was sorry for blinding fashion’s eyes. Chris Brown’s sorry was like Ruben Studdard’s, Sorry 2004 — Sorry 2009, if you will — because I was sorry for hearing it.
I forgot who, but someone on the internets got it spot-on when they said it looked like Captain Kirk’s (Shatner edition) outfit.
@8th Wonder,
dam i love the ghetto talk yall speakin my language
@BLUNTBLAZER, its hood out in the e-streets, the revolution will not be televised.
*daps*
@overit,
You cain’t be givin out daps when you ain’t even know what a syrup sammich is. Mmhmmm. Your DAP needs more people. o_O
@thuggie luvve,
aye honey samiches count too but ya gotta try a syrup samich one day it tricky it takes skill ya gotta eat it without lettin the syrup fall out. unless you get smart and let it soak into the bread b4 you eat.
@BLUNTBLAZER, LOL @ syrup sandwiches taking skill to eat, and luvvie, i’m sorry, syrup sandwiches sound nasty. now syrup on my pancakes or french toast? let’s talk about it.
@overit,
I aint say I liked syrup sammiches, or even ever tried one. But I know they exist, like a punctual African (there’s like ONE somewhere. Never met him/her though).
@She With the Oxymoronic Handle (Thug Luv),
Punctual Africans? *snort*
Those are like Jackolopes, wood nymphs and La Chupacabra. The stuff of fairy tales, myths and make-believe.
(unless we talmbout money/work)
@all of y’all, i can’t figure out if you all need jesus or a sketch comedy show.
perhaps a little bit of both?
Jesus be a sketch comedy show? Or JBASCS for short?
me no know.
@Panama Jackson, I love the Jesus Be acronyms, undoubtedly though, someone would throw out something like JBASTCFYA and when we are like huh?! They’d be like “Jesus be a space time contium for yo arse!” like we were supposed to understand lol. All acronyms need to be approved.
@overit,
yea all the JBBJLJJK be confusin the hell outa me lol
@Panama Jackson,
If we got a sketch comedy show called “Jesus Be…” we may get a howler from Christ talmbout “You silly heffas using my name all willy nilly & I don’t even co-sign your foolishness. Please don’t taint my good name in IG. And Allah, Buddha, Vishnu & the Alien God of Scientology said don’t use them either.”
And it’d be notarized by St. Peter’s, Heaven’s resident Bouncer & notary public.
@Thuggie Luvvie, they don’t know a thing about howlers, these are muggles you’re talking to, MUGGLES!
I know so many guys (unfortunately) who fall in this category. This was the reason that I ended my last relationship. My ex was cool in the beginning, but then acted like the world was against him and wanted to bring everyone down. He was happy if other people went through hard times because it made him feel better about himself.
I would also add to the list guys who go out of their way to put down women or hate on their success.
@Leila, i know this type. he was so caught up in his own doom, he could never see when the person next to him needed a damn hug. that is a b*tchass.
lol, i have made my peace with him, allowing me to call him a bitchass (“not you now, you from yesteryear”)almost every time we talk, we cool lol.
@Leila, men hating on women in general is uber B.A.N. behavior. especially the dudes who think all women are b*tches b/c they’re scrubs that no woman wants.
go date a tree, dbag.
@Panama Jackson,
“go date a tree, dbag.”
If Champ had a dollar for everytime he heard that…
@8th Wonder,
He’d be one rich egg!
So I’m wondering. If VSB was a sitcom or a film, which would it be? And who would be the characters.
I think if VSB was “Cheers”, Overit would be Norm (she’s always here. Got her own stool & everything). And I’d be Carla (w/ the snarky comments). Champ would be Sam (with lot less hair) and WuDaMan would be the Mailman with his random musings.
@Thuggie Luvvie, lol, even though you just called me pleasantly plump, you also said im the favorite, since CLEARLY, norm was the fav.
@Thuggie Luvvie, oh, and if vsb were a film, say…..Friday, Felicia would be played by…
dum, dum, DUM!
stay tuned!
@overit,
dibs on the craig role lol
*searchin for my nia long*
@BLUNTBLAZER, GRRR, i totally was going to inform you that i have ALWAYS seen you as craig lmao, thanks for ruining it.
HMPH.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
nah boo, you’re DEF smokey with yo blunt blazin arse lol
@Gemmie’s Got A Tan,
then again–i could sooooo see you gettin fired on your day off so maybe you ARE craig lmao
@Gemmie’s Got A Tan,
shiii i have got fired on my day off b4 lol. long story lol erybody still makes fun of me to this day.
@Thuggie Luvvie,
LMBO if I’m the mail man who is gonna be Frazier? Hey can I get another one Carla. I wanna meet who ever would be your Nick. LOL
@WuDaMan,
Oh and Panama would be Woody. hahaha
@WuDaMan,
*dead* at P-Money being Woody. LMAO!!!
@Thuggie Luvvie, how in Sam Hill do I get left out?
who am i, rodney dangerfield?
@Panama Jackson,
nah that’s Lizard.
@WuDaMan,
Just playin
@Panama Jackson,
You get nooo respeck. LOL Umm… I couldn’t find a Cheers character for you. But if VSB was Fresh Prince, you’d be Jazz, lol. Always getting called a 3. LMAO. Which means Liz would be Hillary. Champ would be Will (without the freshness or stardom or skills with the ladies).
VEG would be Aunt Viv #2 (*cackles* as I await her retort). Overit would be Ashley (*snorts*). WuDaMan would be Uncle Phil (their enthusiasm for food bonds them).
@Thuggie Luvvie, I’ll be Ashley, she was a thug rebel on the low, lol.
@overit,
Ashley Banks wasn’t no thug nothing. She passed out when Tevin Campbell sang her a saccharin “Happy Birthday”. Her thug was LITERALLY on the floor. lol
@Thuggie Luvvie,
jazzz always gettin thrown out by uncle phil lololol
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Yeah with that dubbed azz scream he does while being thrown out. Ya’ll KNOW that was a 2520 doing that scream voice. I refuse to believe otherwise.
@Cheekie, Yo did you notice it was the same footage every time. I mean he only wore that dashiki for like a long time then, they still played it and he wasn’t even in the dashiki…
@Panama
“he didn’t call me back yet…” to “…because he must be out f*ckin with my girl!” LOL
This may fall into one of the other categories but I would add:
The b*tcha** who believes everyone is “hating on them.”
I can’t tell you how many Facebook status updates I’ve read about “haters” and the FB names like Sharon”getlikemehataz” Williams floating around. Sure sometimes people will be jealous, but “all of the freaking time?”
@Ms. Hall, Can you say BOW WOW?
That show him and Omarion on was A Guide to B&*cha@@ness
@Ms. Hall,
I see you trying to hate on me with this comment.
@Dorian G., lol.
@Ms. Hall,
“The b*tcha** who believes everyone is “hating on them.” ”
What these PAB (punk as* b*tches) mofos need to understand is that in order for someone to hate, you have to actually have something to hate ON. You can’t hate on a unhateable ninja. Impossible.
@Ms. Hall,
yea anyone who has “all the hataz love me” “eryone wanna be like me” etc etc on any online profile isa fake thug
Is there an implication here that these behaviors are okay/acceptable from females?
*still marinating*
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
IMO, these behaviors are not/should not be okay/acceptable from females.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
I agree with Veggie Tales, but I also see what you’re getting at. It DOES seem like anytime a man exudes less than manly characteristics, it is implied that he is acting the way a woman would. Hell, even Jay-Z does it, letting dudes know jealousy is a “female trait”
So, is bitchassness acceptable behavior for women, Panama?
@8th Wonder, nope. all B-A-Ninjas should be banned to the 7th layer of hell, or as i like to call it, Toledo.
@Stuff Ghetto People Like,
The b-a-ness should NEVER be acceptable from males or females. Unh uh!
@Stuff Ghetto People Like, no, none of this is even remotely acceptable from females.
however, these behaviors seem even worse when coming from guys for some reason.
take pouting for instance, doesn’t it add an extra layer of p*ssy when you come across a man who actually pouts? not that its okay when chicks do it, but it just doesnt seem as bad.
like two women kissing on the train. its odd, but strangely not offensive. if you see two dudes going at it full monty it just seems mad uncomfortable and awkward.
plus…women are more catty than men in general so some of this stuff seems more in line with some chicks, though it’s still heavily frowned upon.
dudes aint supposed to be unstable creatures.
@Panama Jackson,
LOL, see there you go again. So women are unstable?
@8th Wonder,
we need a female list for this shii
“And yes, you b*tch a** ninja, pouting does include automatically folding your arms in displeasure.”
maannnn this ish happened to me TONIGHT!….. dude got mad cuz i didn’t wanna go into some dark room and listen to maxwell with him.. so he laid back against the couch, folded his arms and didn’t talk for a good 30 min. I wanted to stab him. Talkin bout “I thought you wanted to go and be alone.” Uhm. NO.
Not only was I not interested in him in the first place, but now I’m not interested in him in the second place either. LOL.
@Selah, WOW… that was quite wack.
@Selah,
You shoulda throat punched ‘em.
@miss t-lee,
LOL! Truss… it wasn’t far from my mind. lame.
@Selah,
LOL @ the second place
@Selah, grown men with folded arms to imply displeasure is such a problem.
if i were a chick, and my dude did this, i’d drop him like Tearra Mari.
@Panama Jackson, LOL!! he was dropped before this unfortunate display…. he just didn’t know it yet.
Like you said, there were other signs of his BA-ness earlier in the night. *sigh*
@Selah,
Tell him to go listen to Maxwell by HISSELF. He’s suss anyway.
@Cheekie,
4 real i own no maxwell cds but we can bump some Gucci Mane I got all his cds
@BLUNTBLAZER, lol
uhmmmm I’m not tryna be listenin to Gucci Mane in a dark room either.
Might give me nightmares. lol
@Selah,
fine you get best of jodeci or ginuwine’s 100%
@Cheekie,
THANK YOU! I didn’t say much to him after that, even tho I should have… but how much you wanna bet I’ma get a text from him today tho?
@Selah,
If you ask him what he doin’ with Maxwell CDs, he’s probably gonna be all, “Um, I just got this for the ladies to get them in the mood”. lmfao
Anyway…
Mmmm, Maxwell.
My boss falls under this category : 4. …prefer that everybody else around them is miserable until they’re happy. He recently wrote a former colleague a horrible reference letter, her would be employers were asking ” What did you vere do to this guy?” Me thinks he is a crazy1
@Bright eyed and bushy tailed, did the former colleague specifically ask them for a letter? cuz if you know he’s a hater in advance, why would you ask him to do it in the first place.
@Panama Jackson,
Yeah. I’m not getting why one would ask a hater for a reference letter.
And if the would be employer asked for a reference and he wrote bad stuff she should seek legal counsel. lol.
Diva dudes possess bitchassness by the pound. Carrying on as if you’re God’s gift to women based on being black, single, heterosexual, un-incarcerated, with a couple of sheets of paper from an university or college is definitely one of the behaviors. Just like how some drop dead gorgeous women parade around like their shyt don’t stink, these brothas (and I use that word lightly) are the male equivalent.
Jealousy is another trait. As Jay rapped before, “Males shouldn’t be jealous, that’s a female trait,” a guy who’s always envious of what another dude has and bytches about it bytch-made. Especially when they just aren’t applying themselves to go out and get it.
@Monk, i was originally do this whole post using jay lines as references.
then i realized it was 1150 and i hadn’t started writing it. lol.
i just lose one, one…
see?
@Panama Jackson,
jay is a super diva whachalltalmbout
@Monk,
Those diva guys are in their right to have high opinions of themselves.
@Legendary Dash,
I agree. They are most fabulous.
@Legendary Dash,
High opinions, great! Arrogance, not so great! Money and a degree with no substance= B.A.N.
@Legendary Dash,
I’m by no way saying that possessing those characteristics alone automatically makes you a bytch ass, but if you wear that shyt as a way of trying to validate your insecurities and feel like a woman is “lucky” to be in your presence, a bytch ass n*gga you are.
@Monk, feel like a woman is “lucky” to be in your presence, a bytch ass n*gga you are.
Hahahahaha! Monk! Tell ‘em!
@pgh muse,
lol i told a chick that on sat. she wannted ta come thru it was 11pm (ya kno) but erytime she come thru she hella bossy like naw turn the lights off, walk to my car, walk me to my car, turn off the tv, i dont wanna hear any music etc. i told her like pimp c hol up you should be lucky i even let you in my place learn from that. call me a bischashninja if ya want but i dont give a fuuuuuuq *in my smokey voice*
@Monk,
I like to think that being in my presence brightens up the days of others. Basking in the Dash is a privilege.
Oh yeah, f*ck fashion…a guy wearing skinny jeans = bytch ass.
@Monk,
Yes Sir!
@Monk,
i hate that style back in my days ninja would get clowned so hard for sportin nutthuggers. Amerie but a rapper from the “new boys” on blast talmbout if you gain weight to you have ta go on a diet ta squeeze into them jeans?
and dont sagg with some nutthungers please its not right
Men who gossip and whisper behind people’s backs.
@Nicki Sunshine,
Please say it one more time. I especially hate the ones that gossip and then in the same breath always complaining about how girls are dramatic. Um, sweetie, ya’ll are gathered around gossiping about girls gossiping, call it what it is. lol
@Cheekie, HOW about that????? They’ll be the main ones starting something but sitting back watching the chain of events unfold. lol
I ain’t gon’ call ‘em sensitive thugs, I’ma call em what I always call ‘em, punk azz b*tches.
My baby daddy even made a song about ‘em, wanna hear it, hear it go…(strong language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T_r2Y8juLw
@miss t-lee,
i knew you was gon rep your boo DB lol
@Gemmie’s Got A Tan,
Always!!!
Yeah…when you’re crying more than me…that’s a problem. How am I supposed to lean on you when I’m feeling down when you got your lips all poked out and you’re stomping your foot…nah!
There’s nothing wrong with a dude who is in touch with his feelings but if you have to pout every time something doesn’t go your way, this isn’t going to work out sir.
@Smiley Face,
There’s nothing wrong with a dude who is in touch with his feelings but if you have to pout every time something doesn’t go your way, this isn’t going to work out sir.
Chuuch! If I don’t pout everytime something doesn’t go my way, what makes you think I wanna deal with your pouting? You b-a ninja…so drink a Yoo-hoo!
@Smiley Face,
“There’s nothing wrong with a dude who is in touch with his feelings but if you have to pout every time something doesn’t go your way, this isn’t going to work out sir.”
So, let it be written. I love when a guy shows his feelings once in a while. Implied bold tags on “once in a while”. I don’t wanna have to be embarrassed to take you to the grocery store like you’re a 5 year old kid throwing a tantrum.
@Smiley Face,
i teach my 5yr old son boys dont cry only girls do that ninja is tuffer than my buick
Guys like that need to put on a Killer Mike album and get their lives together.
My ex was #2 & #4.
Couldn’t be happy for anyone, because they didn’t deserve what they had….right. Towards the end of the relationship, I used to put on my Mad Rapper voice whenever she’d start with that. And of course she had no idea what was going on.
@Mr. Mister, everybody needs to put on a killer mike album.
i get the feeling (no james brown) that folks are going to catch on to killer mike well after he’s quit. he really is a new age early 90s ice cube.
Damn, Game. He was supposed to be the West Coast savior then he started all this batchitude…that ain’t Cali in no way, shape, form or fashion. I feel like 50 should be up there too due to the following point I feel may have been overlooked…
Dudes who cannot get along with other grown men are displaying batchitude as well. 50 beefs with every artist in the game who he doesn’t sign a check for (and some he does/did). This says something. I don’t remember the last time my grown a** had a actual beef with another grown man and spoke on it without them knowing what the deal was. Batchitude…I’ma go head and coin that one lol…f Diddy & Fiddy.
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@Shakashawshow,
good points about grown men beefing with each other.
p.s. i read your post on c. breezy. you had me at “The new official apology shirt…put your hands on a woman and you gotta wear it” lol
@Gemmie’s Got A Tan, LMAO. Yeah that shirt was atrocious, cuz.
@Shakashawshow,
I just read some posts on your page and iDIED. kinda makes me wanna drive down slauson all day until I find that LV house LOL…. and congrats on the wedding
@Shakashawshow,
lol @ cuz. awww i miss being home in cali already
@Shakashawshow,
The jacka is the west coast savior.
The rap game been about beefs since krs one i dont really call it beef its jus competition eryone say they the best and wanna prove it. jus like sports jordan was the best and if you wannted to be the best you had to school him.
Pac vrs Biggy that wasnt even bout rapp it was bout money and Suge vrs Puff
1-5 are a few of the things my father told me men just shouldn’t do. I think these behaviors apply to men who are weak regardless of whether they’re supposed thugs or not.
I saw the picture and the title and didn’t have to read another word (but I did)
The Game is The Lame Shame IMO. That dude is beyond pitiful and
*sidebar, your honor*
he needs to get a tailor the next time he wears a suit out in public and stop looking like a NFS (Newly Freed Slave) with those ill-fitting suits on (Jay-Z used to be another who was guilty of this)
I would like to submit for judgement of the ultimate B.A.N. ever
THE EAST COAST-WEST COAST RAP WAR
PS: I think I displayed BANess with my dissin’ of the suits. I’ll be that, but that don’t make it less true, you shabby ninja, you.
@T. Troy Stewart, PS: I think I displayed BANess with my dissin’ of the suits. I’ll be that, but that don’t make it less true, you shabby ninja, you.
conflicted are we?
@Panama Jackson, heck, yes.
mastercard ain’t got nothin’ on that picture. it is truly priceless.
i am happy to say that i haven’t really had to deal with this too much. my thug was straight hood back in the day. lol. guys i’ve seen exhibit this very ‘how you doin’ behavior have always been on the edges of my circle.
speaking of ‘how you doin’ has anybody seen wendy williams’ show?
@SouthernGirl,
Since I was home yesterday I got to catch it, I must say I was pleasantly suprised.
@SouthernGirl,
LOL @ “how you doin” behavior. i gotta use that in a sentence sometime today
@SouthernGirl,
that picutre is priceless. about 0.556 seconds from crying.
LOVE.IT.
@SouthernGirl,
“mastercard ain’t got nothin’ on that picture. it is truly priceless.”
Most definitely. That mofo looks like those kids in Precious Moments Coloring Books.
@SouthernGirl, i did see the show and i can’t understand the point of it…at all. it just…exists. it adds nothing and subtracts nothing.
its a calculator with no buttons.
@Panama Jackson,
“it adds nothing and subtracts nothing. its a calculator with no buttons.”
Seriously, I will use this sentence for the REST of my life…thank you.
@PJ, i truly cackled at a calculator with no buttons.
Re: WW, like miss t-lee i was surprised but it drags in some places and is cool in others. i wonder if it’s just finding its footing? i see what you’re saying though PJ.
@Gemmie, you must. it slipped out of my mouth a while back while i was trying to explain a mutual friend’s husband’s behavior to another friend and it just stuck with me.
@Cheekie, i quit you for referencing precious moments. DONE.
@bbmo, i think mastercard should do a hip hop priceless segment to include game, jay, diddy, jim jones, overpriced gaudy statement jewelry, video “vixens” and repossessed cars. what say you?
Beyotcharse negras get all defensive if I do not share their tastes. I have people stop talking to me because my jaw did not drop when I saw some broad, heard the musical stylings of Yo Gotti, or saw the gucci bucket cap they bought. I am not hating. It is just not my cup-o-tea, and I will not feign excitement. Being nonplussed and hating are two different things.
@Legendary Dash,
Personally I kinda hoped that you were indeed hating. Cuz like Riley said “I can’t wait for ni99as to start hating on me”, Katt Williams also stole that premise for his act.
@Dorian G.,
I have never been able to pull of hating. Jah knows I have tried to learn. The closest I have ever came to hating, and I am still not sure it qualifies, was clowning Obama for the mom jeans he wore to the All Star Game.
@Legendary Dash,
i have a hater that sends me letters to my rap page he hates me and my music so much but he knows my shii word for word and he will write me a 2page letter prolly bout once a month tell me how much he hates me. It really motivates me tho
You see, a P.A.P.A.N. will then take subliminal shots because that’s what passive aggressive people do. They don’t name names, they just make “implied references” in hopes that the offender will see or hear them.
It’s alot of this B-a-ness on facebook…with folk’s status messages. Aaaaaahhhh…gotta luv e-thuggery!!!!
@K to the…,
Oh e-thuggery is the greatest side effect of the the interwebs if you ask me.
@Dorian G., Text Thugs R Grrrreat!
@Dorian G., as is e-racism.
@K to the…,
This is trueness. E-thuggery is rampant as hell, probably because anyone can e-thug…they don’t have to be an actual thug to do so.
Like, how you gon’ be hard on the internets? What are you doing, hitting your keystrokes with extra force and swag? Is your backslash key throwing up gang signs? Are there e-drive-bys? What are you doing?
See that Hov line always had me conflicted, because while it is truly a brilliant line (even more so than b*tchazzness) in one of most brilliant verses in the greatest album of the decade, I couldn’t help but notice that a lot of the same things Jay was describing in his song, he did or ended up doing in his career.
I mean I think its one of those instances when you gotta separate the artist from the art. With that said Nas still lost.
LOL………I’d just like to add most of these BAN and PAPAN traits can aslo qualify one for Platinum BAMA status………..and Lord knows its alot of bamas in the world, male and female alike.
“It pains me to say it, but Puffy really did coin one of the most useful phrases ever: b*tcha*sness.”
It pains me as well. Especially since he has no room to throw this word around.
“Pouting is something that you should be beat for when you’re 9 but you should be raked across the coals with the vengeance of two snow leopards named Spot if you’re a man. ”
Ouch. Now, these two snow leopards. Are they each named Spot, or are they conjoined twins and named Spot? Either way is intriguing.
Anyhow, I feel some kinda way about a thugged-out ninja pouting. First off, if we’re walking down the street and you’re heading my way, I’d look at your attire and automatically believe that you’re hardcore. Then you up and pout on me?! You’re confusing my eyes. If you’re gonna look the part; play the part.
One sign that a thug may be bitten by the sensitive bug:
- He bites his lower lip.
@Cheekie,
& what does it mean when I see an awesome pair of juggies, I lick my lips?
@WuDaMan,
“& what does it mean when I see an awesome pair of juggies”
you send a pic of them to Humble One for review.
@Humble_One,
this chick sext-texted me a pic of hers like 20 min ago……”today wasa good day”
@BLUNTBLAZER,
If she anything over a 7 go ahead and send that over my dude
@BLUNTBLAZER,
Cosign
@BLUNTBLAZER,
It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
got email? they real nice lol dd’s
@BLUNTBLAZER,
cheoke53 at hot mail dot com
@BLUNTBLAZER,
graywords1000@yahoo
@all a y’all,
smh…and this is why i gave a nearly life ending side eye to my bff for sending an underwear text to some dude.
@SouthernGirl, quit playing and send me a pic of southerngirl… lol
@Wu,
lol afta work i got you homie lol icant till 5 shiiii i showed my boss tooo lol hes a man he cant help but look
@WuDaMan,
That you’re auditioning to be LL Cool J’s stunt double?
@Cheekie,
iHateU
@all ya’ll cell phone pic thirsty ninjas,
Stop hijacking my thread with ogling*, please and thank you.
*Unless the ogling is of me.
@Cheekie,
Well then go ahead and send me a pic and I promise to ogle with zeal.
@Cheekie,
If dorian gets a pic b4 me heads will roll. Wait was that haterific or B A ed o me?
eff my life
@ all yall, SADDOWN.
@overit,
LMAO. Tell ‘em.
@WuDaMan,
check ya box my word is my bond
@Cheekie,
stop hatin lol
@BLUNTBLAZER,
“stop hatin lol”
lmfao, Stevie Wonder saw the above response coming.
Stop hating on my hating.
@Cheekie,
are you gettin a lil jelly you can be in my phone collection too lol
my first thought when I saw the title of this post was “They call me T-Hug, cuz when you take out the dash…I’M A THUG!!”…LB anyone?
@olivya23,
I remember that skit and the skit with the phone ringing constantly and him yelling at his son . I haven’t listened to that CD in a while.
I think I’ve marinated enough, let’s cook…
I see the byetch in you if you whine and complain about the entire world as if you don’t like ANYTHING!
I see the byetch in you if you spin everything like it’s the next ninja’s fault and never hold yourself accountable.
I see the byetch in you if you blow something way out of proportion as if you had a bad day and needed someone to take it out on.
And I see all kinds of byetches in you (plus a cut off in store) if you’re Mr./Little Miss Short Fuse, like you’re looking for an excuse to go ballistic.
Gotta include dudes that lie on their d*cks. Guys that boost their numbers or claim peen victims that they haven’t actually slayed are the bane of my existence. Usually they fall into the “male Pearl” subset—the gossip fiends looking out the window a la old girl from 227. But spreading rumors about skewering folks they didn’t, well that just has to be covering for some kind of insecurity.
Sensitive thugs in my book
1) GANGSTA PRETTY BOYS- ninja you aint gangsta while im in the liquor section you in the aile with hair care products ole s-curls a$$ ninja extra feminin an shii.
2) JUICED UPPERS- people who turn gangsta after about 2 beers. naw sorry do not pass go do not collect 200 dollas.
3) HOUSE THUGS- ya kno tha kind that are super thugged out in they own house but soon as they step outside they bissch up.
exp: My ninja fainted thinkin we was gonna get jumped one time I learned right then he was justa house thug.
4)WHI-NJAS- sorry M&M wanna be ya not foolin me with the saggy pants and the jive talk only way the hood will accept you is if you grew up with us. Like my one whiteboy patna he was prolly the only dude from my hood that didnt look like us but he stayed tru swallowed rocks wit us, got cuffed with us, blazed wit us, was down to ride wheneva we hadto. Unless you can say that i dont believe you ya need more people. dont call me a ninja and stop bumpin nwa in ya ride we still dont believe you.
@BLUNTBLAZER,
I had my goon card revoked a while ago. Apparently you can’t visit the old block in loafers and slacks.
@Legendary Dash,
“Apparently you can’t visit the old block in loafers and slacks.”
i cant. and i will. not.
@SouthernGirl,
even when i wear a suit people dont think im corporate they think im in the mob. i wear glasses shii and it dont help. I got them ice cube arched ash eyebrows that look like im mad even tho im not.
@BLUNTBLAZER, why oh why for the image!! LMAO…witcho mean a**!
@Smiley face,
lol my son gott um too I think all radical/militant types have um lol
@BLUNTBLAZER,
omg i think ice cube’s eyebrows are soooooo sexy. i know lots of dudes from around the way in socal with them arches. mmph mmph mmph thankyalawd!!
@Gemmie….
now u know, momma don’t need you sweatin’ the boys
@Gemmie’s got a tan,
yea chicks love my eyebrows, eyelashes, eyes and lips. and my son got um too he is gonna be a heartbreaker he already has 2 girlfriends in preschool.
@Legendary Dash,
Ne-yo? is that you? lololol jk…………….
Every day I that come to this site I feel like I am slapped with a reminder that I’ll be single forever if I don’t move to a new city. I think I have met precisely 3 ninjas that do not constantly display signs of b*tcha*sness.
Great Moments in B****azzness History:
The Game – name droppin’, retracting, name droppin, retracting, sneak-dissin’, then retracting, and then tryna bo’ up when someone calls him out on it. oh, and he had a butterfly tattoo on his face…
Making Da Band – any episode with Day 26… primarily Q… boy pro’lly wears lip gloss
Kobe – he snitched on Shaq… moving on…
Jim Jones – he’s so obsessed with Jay that I’m fully convinced he has a tat of Jay’s face on his lower-back and sleeps on a Hov comforter set complete with satin sheets
Terrell Owens – *sniffle* “that’s my quarterback… a season later, you causing turmoil in the locker room b/c you don’t get the ball enough
Any male who was a contestant on I Love New York – she had more testosterone than some of them…
Tavis Smiley – obama didn’t appear on his
product promotion showstate of the black union show so he decided to call him out… burn a tampon on the altar for him…@SouthernCharm,
“Making Da Band – any episode with Day 26… primarily Q… boy pro’lly wears lip gloss”
Q was SO fierce when he was wilin’ out in that hotel lobby, throwin’ his LV murse over his shoulder and
switchingwalking out. It was fabulous, it was.@Cheekie, LOL, it was def a Crunch N Munch type of scene.
@SouthernCharm,
I don’t know if New York having more testosterone is a diss to them. She is kinda manly looking.
@Trillionaire Wood,
i think the more appropriate comparison is that the dudes had less testosterone than her assistant aka lil house homo (nttawwt).
@SouthernCharm,
oh em gee you just named ERY’BODY i’ve ever called out on B*A*N!!!!!!!!! i e-<3 you so much for this *swoon*
AND you watched Making the Band. will you go e-steady with me??
@Gemmie’s Got A Tan,
how you tryna pick up Auntie Aif’s ex-e-fiance?
RUDE!
Is the below an example of B*tchas*ness?
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/07/in_fugging_color.html
I’m confuddled between a “Hells YES” and a “Well, his abs DO look washboardy”
You are against the pout until it gets you s3x.
Seriously though, what else would a guy use a pout for?
-Kamakula, using turning pouts into s3x since 1999*
*Actually, 2003.
Shameless plug: I took a stab at defining it a minute back, let me know what y’all think:
stuffghettopeoplelike.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/the-btchssness-in-america/
More later. Lemme marinate on this some more.
Never before have I seen a post anchored to the BOTTOM!