Say It Ain’t So, Santa! Kim K Is Getting a Divorce!

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Look, I know I don't belong here, but until she figures it out, I'M RICH BEEEEYOTCH!

Well, if you had 72 days in your office pool, consider yourself a beast. Or a goon. Or a motherf*ckin’ prophet goblin. As the world discovered yesterday, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her goofy husband-beard combo man of 72 days.

Hey, did you know that the average gestation period for a dog is 58-70 days? A cat is 58-65 days. A wolf is about 68 days. The more you know.

*ding*

Back to Kim and Kris. Nobody thought this marriage was going to last. Hell, I’m sure most of couldn’t quite believe it was happening. Kris Humphries included. And I’m not sure if it was because we were surprised that that ninja pulled Kim K. or because we couldn’t believe that a woman whose entire comeup was due to one wayward sex tape would ever convince a man to marry her. Sure, men fall in love with strippers all the time. But Ray J made her famous. Fan or not, that’s a tough pill to swallow.

Real talk, if I sent them a wedding gift I’d ask for it back. I wonder if all along Kim just wanted to have a wedding and knew that no sane individual with money would actually waste his time wifing her, and she’d never date a regular guy anyway so her chances of ending up married were probably slim, so she said f*ck it and planned the only wedding in history that actually MADE money. Which might be a first given that like it or not, Kim K is a good lookin’ woman. It’s reminiscent of the Lauren London effect. Knowing that she let Lil Wayne knock her up somehow reduced her stock to Netflix status.

Conventionally speaking, the Kardashian sisters teach us some interesting lessons about life. The most banging one, Kim, is the one I think most of us would least like to marry and it has sh*t to do with her. She doesn’t seem to have much personality to speak of anyway but some men could deal with that. But again, she was Willie Jr’s jumpoff and nearly all men think we have more game than Ray J despite the fact that it’s obviously not true. There’s a possible post in there but I’ll hold off on that. Khloe is debateably attractive. And by debateably I mean not very. She’s got a certain half man/half amazing face going on that I’m just not sure I’d ever be comfortable waking up next too. Luckily Lamar Odom doesn’t mind that so much. But yet, she’s the married one…like ACTUALLY married. Kourtney is my favorite and she got knocked up by a white dude. That despite his dbag status is the kind of guy nearly all Black women would love to hang with.

It’s really quite confounding. The Kardashians really are some ninjas.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Kris Humphries not only saw this coming but didn’t give a f*ck either. Again, my guess is that he couldn’t believe it was happening anyway. So he rode that pony until he couldn’t anymore. One day he woke up and was like, “holy sh*t, I’m actually about to marry motherf*ckin’ Kim Kardashian.” So instead of trying to make this farcical wedding work, he just decided to party it up and live good on her dime while the good times rolled. He had no business in that role anyway. And I’m with him on that. I’d be throwing that Kardashian money around, making it typhoon on hoes in Singapore and Tokyo…at the same time. I’d send one of my boys to Tokyo and we’d do a synchronized money drop just because we could. The ignorance would be impressive.

The one thing to note here is that not only is nobody surprised, I’m guessing nobody cares. Not even Kim’s sisters. Not Lamar Odom. Not OJ. He actually just wants freedom. Not a cat in a hat. Not a bat chasing a rat who scats like that like this or like that, and uh. The fact that you could call a wedding off after a mere 72 days means you weren’t every officially into the sh*t to begin with. Short of finding out that your man smanged your mother’s labridoodle while singing “The Saints Go Marching In” and cooking breakfast for your best friend twice removed, there shouldn’t be SO much turmoil that early in that you have to get a divorce. That’s what makes it look even more ridiculous. Even by Hollywood standards that’s too short. At least make it to a year, Kim. Make us believe love did live there at some point. Plus, what a douche. He’s out of a job and his job sucked in the first place. Way to kick a man when he’s down, Kim. You trollop.

Thoughts, if any, on the big news? Are you surprised it lasted only 72 days? What was your original guess for their marriage’s demise? And even more interesting, is Kim K marriage material?

Talk to me. Petey.

-VSB P aka THE ARSONIST aka MR. I WOULDN’T MARRY HER aka GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL HE A 3

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307 thoughts on “Say It Ain’t So, Santa! Kim K Is Getting a Divorce!”

  1. Hmm…I saw this as purely a publicity stunt (that worked), but I don’t get why her sex tape with Ray J (her boyfriend) would keep a man from marrying her. Especially when she’s been married before. Personally, I think Kim likes the fairy tale aspect of a wedding, as well as the publicity that comes her way when she’s dating, but doesn’t care about being tied down.

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    • Agreed. Granted I know nothing of her character because I only see her when she naked or almost naked in photos, but there will never be a shortage of men that will want to marry an attractive woman who is ‘simple’. I don’t see how she’s a slut for the video tape either considering every VSB and lurker male here has asked a woman he was with to do something similar. Why would you ask a woman to do something for you that you will hate her for later?

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      • This. I think its funny how some dudes feel a compulsion to declare to the world that neither they, nor anyone else would ever marry an attractive woman who has been deemed a hoe. They protest too much. Hoes always win. Everybody knows that.

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      • Agreed and agreed with you and Wild Cougar. I don’t know much about her but she’s pretty much been dating. No more so than any college girl. The tape- well apparently Ray J was her boyfriend so it’s not like ya girl was trying to be a pr0n star. And, again, she’s attractive and rich. I’m sure she’d be killin’ em on Millionaire Matchmaker.

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      • Malik,

        i think it really boils down to the TYPE of man that would marry Kim. while she doesnt want for a date (she’s always been seen around town with some high-profile or high-profile-esque guy), she isnt exactly pulling Ben Carsons, Steve Perrys, or Barack Obamas.

        i hate the sayin “hoes be winning”*** because then that means non-hoes (like me) are losing. and that cant be right, since these so-called wins hoes are gaining arent anything i want. but i also have different standards. and a brain.

        so…. while yes, there may be plenty of men who would wife Kim K (maybe not now after all these shenanigans of sham weddings), i cant help but think VSBs arent included in that pool. i mean, what smart man with a good career would want a wife who has made her living off of a public sex tape?

        ***for the record, i dont consider Kim K a hoe or promiscuous. the hoes be winning comment was more in response to Wild Cougar mentioning it.

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        • “i hate the sayin “hoes be winning”*** because then that means non-hoes (like me) are losing. and that cant be right, since these so-called wins hoes are gaining arent anything i want. but i also have different standards. and a brain. ”

          *cabbage patches all over this comment in co-signage*

          And if dudes think these manufactured arse romances are winning, I’ont know what to say for ya.

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        • Why does Hoes winning mean non hoes lose? Why does the prospect of a smart, successful man marrying a Kim K vex you? I don’t understand the win/lose mentality. Why can’t everybody win?

          Really. I want to know, because non hoes seem to feel something is taken from them if a hoe gets a good man.

          Can somebody explain how that works? I mean, we now have a few billion men. IJS

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          • WC,

            i feel like you’re projecting. not sure why you’re so riled up but ill try to answer your questions….

            Why does Hoes winning mean non hoes lose? … I don’t understand the win/lose mentality. Why can’t everybody win?
            considering the saying isnt “all women, even hoes, be winning” i guess thats where i figured somebody had to be a loser. but yeah, i could be wrong. and i know plenty of non-hoes who i consider to be winning. which is why i said i dislike the term “hoes be winning” in the first place. because TO ME it means they have achieved a victory that others not like them have not. and if you dont get that, well then idk what to tell ya, suga. *shrug*

            Why does the prospect of a smart, successful man marrying a Kim K vex you?
            who said it vexed me? did you even read anything i said? at the end of the day, a smart successful man marrying Kim makes no difference in my life or that of other women. i just havent seen it happen. feel free to give me some real life examples though….

            Really. I want to know, because non hoes seem to feel something is taken from them if a hoe gets a good man.
            AGAIN, i dislike the saying “hoes be winning” because TO ME it implies that hoes are getting something i, a non-hoe, want but didnt get. and thats never the case. besides, even if hoes were pulling the type of men i want (which i honestly cant name any that have but… *shrug*), i cant imagine it would bother me. 1) because im not the jealous type. and 2) because i just so happen to believe what God has for me is for me. so other women, even hoes, gaining a good man doesnt mean ive lost or wont gain one too.

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            • Gem Jones- You give me hope because I was really getting irritated before I read your comment. I don’t see why ppl try to cloud the obvious with irrelevant statements. Your post pretty much summed it up. Thanks.

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            • Wow. No, I’m not riled up. I think you misunderstand. To me, winning doesn’t imply a loser. I was asking why it does for you. Hoes win because they have more men to chose from. Especially if they are attractive. And famous. So they could easily marry an intelligent, successful man.

              But I don’t see how that means anyone loses. Its not win/lose, its win/win. Everybody can win. That was my point. No projecting or getting riled up.

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              • To me, winning doesn’t imply a loser.
                i already explained how this win/lose thing came about. we obviously have diff definitions.

                Hoes win because they have more men to chose from. Especially if they are attractive. And famous. So they could easily marry an intelligent, successful man.
                i completely disagree. and as i mentioned on twitter, “i know no ho” that has married the type of man i would like to marry. but there are outliers in anything, i suppose….

                Everybody can win. That was my point.
                and ive NEVER said the contrary. again, the saying “hoes be winning” is not one i adhere to, becuz i, a non-ho, am not losing. *shrug*

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            • THIS! My goon always sums it up. H0es never bother me, nor the other non-h0es I know. We simply don’t care either way. That’s the beautiful thing about being confident, you aren’t worried about other ppl as much but it doesn’t void me of an opinion.

              I actually laugh at all the corny h0e quotes and justifications that h0es do. If it’s that good, you don’t have to convince me. Plus, “WINNING” is very relative. It’s based on what I consider to be a prize. Kris Humphries isn’t a prize in my eyes. And let the record reflect, I do not think Kim is a h0e because of a s.ex tape or how many men she’s slept with. She’s probably slept with fewer men than the average woman. I think she’s a h0e because she has no problem being bought. Maybe a prostitute? I dunno lol

              To me, it’s all in how you do things. I don’t care for labeling actions as much as I look at intentions behind the actions. I live in a city filled with gold diggers and trust these women are far from happy or winning.

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              • ” I actually laugh at all the corny h0e quotes and justifications that h0es do. If it’s that good, you don’t have to convince me. Plus, “WINNING” is very relative. It’s based on what I consider to be a prize. ”

                Thank you! Knowledge is being dropped today. Non-hoes FTW! lol

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        • Gemmie. A great many very intelligent men actually prefer dim women and very attractive women. They generally prefer them to be much younger than them though. So, a 41 year old intellectual would still marry her.

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          • i swear, do yall ppl here read???? lol me thinks not…

            what does being dim and attractive have to do with having their public sex tape available FOR PURCHASE??? the fact that Kim is a hawt simpleton was never part of my argument, so im not even sure why thats coming up….

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            • You’d be surprised the VSB men who are married to women who have done worse things than Kim K’s public sex tape.

              I think that was Malik’s gist.

              Women like to think we know what type of man will marry what type of women. We are sometimes wrong in our assumption in that arena. I know in the past, I have been.

              I think that being a married woman or a former married woman will lead you into the secret club of what other married women were like before they got married to their VSB.

              A man or woman may not always as holy or pure as the person they choose to marry. even if they are a VSB or VSS.

              That is all I’m saying, respectfully.

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          • I imagine her getting with someone around 50 who looks like “the most interesting man in the world” and is ready to have kids after a life of bachelorhood.

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        • *Raises fist and bows head in support of everything that Gem said*

          Where can I find these good women? *puts on Sherlock Homes jacket and cap*

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        • “for the record, i dont consider Kim K a hoe or promiscuous.”

          neither do I. I consider her a serial monogamist. a woman who just has to be in a relationship. she cannot, under any circumstances, live without the penis. i did hear that she once had sex with a male model so she can have first dibs on designer shoes (he was friends with the designer), but that’s about the only “promiscuous” activity I heard about her. can’t say she’s decent, though. she doesn’t seem too ashamed of that leaked sex tape.

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      • But Malik, its Black women who labeled her as a slut. And some White women. Ain’t no man thinks Kim is a slut. Especially after seeing the sex tape with Ray J. She was sexing her boyfriend….or rather, he was sexing her body while she relaxed.

        :-/

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    • I would imagine the prospect of anyone you know (or don’t know for that matter) being able to watch a video of your wife getting smashed off would be a problem for a lot of people, no matter how good she looks. It would be different if the tape was private.

      It’s less about her and more about what I might one day see when I walk past some random persons computer or the prospect my future children’s friends getting a copy.

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      • Thank you Omar. These are the things I sometimes forget to mention because they are so obvious. Some people just like to hear themselves talk so they preach alternate theories or play devil’s advocate just to keep the convo going, but I think everyone here realizes these things. Your decision in your spouse reflects so much on every aspect of your life and your family’s life. Certain things just get you crossed off of most responsible and intelligent black men with pride’s lists. It may seem harsh or judgmental, but it is what it is. We don’t think that these chicks need to go somewhere and die or anything like that, we just know that we’d decline that option…

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      • This is why many regular women don’t tell a dude that there might be a sex tape of her floating around the internet. We really cannot be guaranteed a person doesn’t have something in their past that they did that you would not like-unless she’s a true virgin or a woman who has not done anything that could be taken as scandalous.

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      • “It’s less about her and more about what I might one day see when I walk past some random persons computer or the prospect my future children’s friends getting a copy.”

        The amount of co-signing to this quote right here is EPIC. Seriously, like Homer wrote an Epic Poem about why you must keep these tapes private if you ever make one.

        The more you know. *shooting star*

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      • Hey, but someone married Jenna Jamemison (misspelled) Kim K. only had one tape, Jenna has how many, she has a whole empire based around her having sex with multiple men sometimes at the same time. I don’t consider her a hoe, attention hoe yeah, but not a hoe hoe…lol. And I think calling her a gold digger is wrong too because what woman with money is going to date down unless there was a really good reason. She has her own money, she should date men within her circle.

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  2. I thought it would be at least 6 months before we got this “news.” Btw, really liking the new look of the website, I feel rather important coming on here now *lol*.

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  3. I have to say, I’ve taken showers longer than her marriage. smh.

    Don’t know about everyone else, but I actually thought Humphries was an ok dude. Sham relationship or not he was actually the sane one in the midst of all the foolishness. *10inchshrug* just my opinion. Also, I like Kloe tha best. sue me…

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    • He was sane, but also seemed to be an idiot. When the whirlwind was lead by Lamar Odom with Khloe, it was his doing. She went along with it and they are still going. Kim was desperate to be the “popular” one so she had to find some dude to go along with it. He fit the bill. Not too bright, gullible and an all around “nice” guy.

      There’s a reason they say you can’t turn a h0 into a housewife. And by h0, I mean media h0.

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      • He had to be an idiot to marry her w/everyone knowin her rep. And you know what? I JUST watched her sextape for the first time 2 days ago out of boredom and was NOT impressed. Really? This what all tha hype about? I’ve had more exciting times in bed eating ice cream. Completely killed any fantasy I had of her….

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      • ” There’s a reason they say you can’t turn a h0 into a housewife. And by h0, I mean media h0.”

        Haaa! Good one. Nice spin. They can’t argue with that usage of the word lol

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    • ex-e-boo,

      i wouldnt exactly call Kris “sane”. he seems like a nice, run of the mill guy, with only about 5 active brain cells on board (which you would think would make them a match made in heaven….).

      Khloe is also my fave. and i think her and Lamar are cute together. they actually seem to have a relationship that works for them, and will likely last for the long haul (meaning: at least a few years).

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      • Yeah, Khloe’s funny, real and most importantly seems like she’s really into being a good wife to Lamar. Cooks, cleans, freaky and faithful. Can’t beat dat w/a stick!

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      • THIS. How they keep coming out with shows named “wives” with women who not only aren’t married, but ain’t never been anybody’s wife? How that work? Can we we some real sh*t- The Real Baby Mammas Girlfriends of Rich Dudes.

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  5. “prophet goblin.”
    “The one thing to note here is that not only is nobody surprised, I’m guessing nobody cares. Not even Kim’s sisters. Not Lamar Odom. Not OJ. He actually just wants freedom. Not a cat in a hat. Not a bat chasing a rat who scats like that like this or like that, and uh.”

    PJ, this was hilariously written! I love VSB and am happy that ya’ll are back. Love the new look and I hope you guys and keep it for longer than 72 days!!! <3

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  6. “Well, if you had 72 days in your office pool, consider yourself a beast.”

    LOL, we were straight up saying at work that we should’ve been doing THIS pool instead of the football.

    “But Ray J made her famous. Fan or not, that’s a tough pill to swallow.”

    This GOTTA be a pun. It is. So let it be typed, so shall it be done.

    “That despite his dbag status is the kind of guy nearly all Black women would love to hang with.”

    Wait… really? *looks for these nearly all Black women… aka more people*

    “Short of finding out that your man smanged your mother’s labridoodle while singing “The Saings Go Marching In” and cooking breakfast for your best friend twice removed, there shouldn’t be SO much turmoil that early in that you have to get a divorce.”

    *Gina from ADW voice* RIGHT ON INNNNNN, NOT OUT BUT INNNNNN!

    I seriously think the biggest news is the fact that Kim met Kris Humphries in the first place. She actually found proof that the urban legend Humphries creature actually exists!! Take that take that, Bigfoot enthusiasts! Bad boy, baby.

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    • I love that ADW reference!!! Oh Gina!
      “That despite his dbag status is the kind of guy nearly all Black women would love to hang with.”

      Wait… really? *looks for these nearly all Black women… aka more people* <<< I am not one of those Black women.

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      • @Cheekie, don’t be surprised about Kim and Kris meeting–I read on some other entertainment blog that her publicist contacted his agent (after trying with several others) to see if there was an athlete who’d be interested in dating Kim and being on a reality show–the other(s) that were asked turned down the opportunity. Even if this isn’t exactly accurate, you can bet your their meeting was manufactured by Ryan Seacrest or some sh*t.
        Also–who are these Black woman who would want to kick it with Kourtney’s man? He looks like he dressed in blackface for Halloween. He looks rapey. I hate his hair. We can’t ever kick it.

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  7. I saw it as a stunt too…this was a way for she and her mother to make banlieue off of E! And all those sponsors…figured she must have received her royalty check. I think the Kardashians are all about money anyways except Khloe

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      • Here’s the quote I was looking for: “Kim was looking for a husband and Kris was selected for her, amongst others. She wasn’t really into him but she hoped she would be able to develop some feelings, but it never happened. She was never particularly attracted to him, and by all accounts absolutely hated sleeping with him or even having to make out with him.”
        This is internet “news” after all, but it’s how I imagine things are btwn those two.

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  8. I can imagine how the comments will be on this. I really don’t care about this news. It’s funny, ridiculous, crazy and most of all…predictable.

    I will say this. Gay people can’t get married b/c of they’d supposedly tarnish the “sanctity” that marriage. Bulls*t. Heteros have a long-standing tradition of making a farce out of marriage and this is another, very public at that, example of fact.

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    • +1

      I remember arguing this with a friend two years ago and he told me I’d be going to hell for supporting gay marraige. Really?

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      • I got $5 on the fact that said bible thumper that denounced you to hell either (A) judged people (B) gossiped about people (C) fornicated (D) was lazy (E) all of the above… but never cited the Bible’s references to all of these being sins…

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    • +1 But you can’t tell the bible thumpers that. They’d douse you in “holy water” (probably nothing but some Everclear or something) before you finished your thought.

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    • +1. Imma going to have to agree with you on this one. She used the sanctity of marriage to make a dollar. That’s a new low for me. Sh*t like this is one (and no-fault divorce) of the many reasons why the divorce rate is so high in this country.

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        • Well there are a lot of lil girls who worship these “celebutante” chicks, and they have just been sent the message that marriages have a return policy similar to that of Rainbow Shop. Come on in here, have a fairy tale princess wedding but feel free to discard the actual marriage in “x” days if you aren’t completely satisfied. We know that divorce rates are insane. Hell we all know people who have had quickie weddings and divorce in Vegas over a weekend. But this sh*t right here was a major television event. It was on some “Who Shot JR,” type sh*t. Teen age girls tuned in week after week, swooning over the wedding preparations and what not. I’m not saying Ms. Kim has any responsibility where other folks kids are concerned, but I am saying that this is the message that has been communicated and that it is potentially damaging.

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          • i think the tv aspect isnt nearly as damaging as seeing it in real life. i mean, how many girls who come from a loving family with married parents really believe in fairy tales they see on tv? they may believe in fairy tales because they think thats what their parents, and other couples in their lives, have, but i dont think its based on tv perceptions.

            i think its the types of marriages/relationships they SEE and are AROUND that affects them more than any celebrity wedding/marriage could ever do.

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            • I posted a great reply… twice. However, the internet won’t let me be great. i don’t have the energy to type that great response yet again, so I will say just this: There are many boys and girls who don’t see marriages, who know and who see far more dysfunctional relationships than anything. They emulate that dysfunctional behavior in their own relationships and the only thing the know about marriage is what they see on TV. I had a story to share, but I can’t right now. The internet has hurt my feelings.

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    • Agreed. ‘Protecting the sanctity of marriage’ is one of those buzz phrases that people love to trot out but falls apart when you apply logic to it. Right up there with my current favorites ‘taking the nation back’ which is seriously every politicians rallying cry this political season. I really really hate how quickly hollow, regurgititated idioms are taken as facts.

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    • Preach on my sistah! But if we can’t hold down the gays, what will Bible-beaters, trailer trash and project ninjas do for self-esteem?
      Actually do something worthwhile? LOL

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      • I’m with Wild Cougar on this one. Seems like people want any excuse to blame Christians for whatever frustrations they have. Stop using a small percentage of the group as your sample to make insulting comments. You get pissed off when people say ridiculous and offensive things but then you turn around and say something ridiculous and equally offensive. Let’s talk about this topic: Kim K and her failed marriage. Isn’t that what the author wrote about? Sheesh.

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        • ” My opinion. If you don’t like it, don’t comment”

          Bwahahaha! Exactly! And she says she doesn’t understand why ppl lash out at her. R u serious?! Yo, but that comment was spot on Mo-Vss. I was like “Ooooh, Meg she torched your *ss!” (Peter Griffin voice) lmmfao!!!

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        • ” My opinion. If you don’t like it, don’t comment”

          I know right?! Mo-VSS FTW! When I first read it I was on the floor laughin. Then I was like “Ooooh, Meg. She torched your *ss Meg!” (In my Peter Griffin voice) lmao!

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    • Mo,

      you already know my feelings on this.

      marriage in this country is nothing more than a piece of paper. there is NO evidence that supports the sanctity of said piece of paper.

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    • “I will say this. Gay people can’t get married b/c of they’d supposedly tarnish the “sanctity” that marriage. Bulls*t. Heteros have a long-standing tradition of making a farce out of marriage and this is another, very public at that, example of fact.”

      WORD !

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  9. While I’m not surprised the marriage is ending, I do in fact, think Kim is marriage material. A man could do worse. She’s (by most standards) beautiful and she makes her own money. I can’t attest to her personality but it’s not like nobody marries boring people. Her biggest flaw is being videotaped banging a greasy jerk. I don’t know any ladies who haven’t banged a greasy jerk here and there. Most just didn’t have the misfortune of the act being recorded.

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    • She’s not married material at all. She would make a terrible wife and even worse mother. Why? Because she’s all about self. She’s like the guy who says he wants a relationship but still f-ks around on every good girl he gets. Words sound right, but the actions are way off. Kim K’s actions are all the way off. She’s more concerned about making appearances, filming her shows and trying to get everyone she dates to fit into her life. She seemingly makes no attempts at trying to fit into theirs. And last time I checked, that type of compromise is necessary to make any relationship let alone a marriage work.

      Until she gets serious about not being every where all the time, she’s just paying lip service to something she won’t have for a very long time.

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        • No I didn’t. You don’t see people like Brad/Angie, Will/Jada, Ben Affleck and his wife Jen Garner and others on that party all night long, jet set and let the nanny raise them attitude. They are in the public eye but they aren’t every where all the time. They do what they do and take care of home (to our knowledge).

          People like Kim K and some of these other reality TV stars have to do sh*t like this to stay relevant. So, unless they’re ready to give it up or cut back and potentially let the next big thing overtake them in popularity and bank, then they aren’t marriage material and definitely shouldn’t start trying to raise a family.

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          • She get’s paid to appear at parties (part of the problem moving forward). This on one of the reasons Reggie fell back because he wanted to have more time out of the public eye which is counter productive for Kim.

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      • I agree. Her being boring is not the big problem but she’s selfish and childish (from the behaviors I’ve seen from her) and that is never good for a long lasting relationship.

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      • Damn Mo-Vss is bout to have sage status on these e-streets. That pretty much sums up why she’s nowhere near marriage material. The sex tape is the least of her issues.

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      • My point in saying she’s marriage material was to attest to the fact that people marry for various reasons. Would I want my son to marry her? Probably not based on behaviors she’s exhibited, but that is completely subjective (like most things). There’s somebody right now wanting her or someone like her to be their wife. She might find somebody that wants her exactly the way she is.

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      • I agree 100% with Mo-VSS. The irony is that my belief in her not being marriage material has nothing to do with her sex tape. It has everything to do with her self-absorbed, materialistic, narcissistic personality. That makes for a bad wife and an even terrible mother.

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    • She’s marriage material by Hollywood standards. While you see a lot of famous folks marry and who raise their kids in a more healthy environment, you still see plenty of the ones whose kids they write True Hollywood Stories about.

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    • Keity,

      im sure they exist (theres always “one” right?), but i dont know ANY man (black white or other) — who’d be classified as a “Very Smart Brotha/Brother” — who would marry a woman who not only had a PUBLIC sex tape for all to see, but also made her fortune because of it propelling her into the spotlight.

      hell, i cant even think of one person (famous or not) who has made such a leap. so, i call bullsh*t on your assertion that Kim K’s type is “marriage material”.

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      • I agree with you both. I agree with you, Gem, in that the “normal” men with whom we generally interact would not be interested in marrying Kim. However, I agree with Keity in that I would be willing to bet the entire farm that there is a set of rich, attractive, opportunistic men, who are essentially male versions of Kim, who would jump at the chance to marry her in a heartbeat. I assert that there are men who would be more than willing to merge their brand with her brand to build an even bigger brand and cake up off of that brand as long as they possibly could. Hell, I might be willing to make a small wager that young Mr. Humphries signed on for this from the get go and is laughing all the way to the bank with his contractually agreed upon percentage of the proceeds.

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        • i dont disagree that there are PLENTY of men who would marry her. i just dont think theyre the type of men i am interested in, or the average VSB is (not some industry, mogul type who thrives on “out there” branding/reputations) would. thats all.

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    • beauty and making her own money does not alone sustain a marriage. she has to WANT to be married and WANT to plan a future with her husband apart from Mommy Kardashian and the celebrity scene.

      Kim is not marriage material because she does not want to compromise on a life together with her husband.

      She said in 72 days that people change. Ain’t nobody changing in 72 says except a person with multiple personality disorder!

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  11. I kinda figured that sh*t wasn’t going to work out. A tale tell sign is to see how unnatural Kris looks with his hands on Kim’s inflatables in that pic. lol.

    Instead of spending $10 mil on that farce of a wedding. They should have spent more time working on how to have a actual relationship that will lead to marriage. Imagine how many lives could have been made better by that $10mil. Instead they only people that benefited is the Kardashian Machine and Ryan Seacrest.

    BTW, I’m kinda of feeling the changes to the site. Especially the comment editing and deletion feature. lol

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  12. Not surprised…
    –She likes chocolate..and I think she’s still in love with Reggie Bush,but he’s younger and wasn’t ready for marriage, her family,or reality show(s), as pretty as she is she’s Used Goods (the sex tape).Men like the idea of screwing her..and that’s about it…
    –Everybody in the locker room(nba) and (nfl) has jokes…Her lil sis is married, her big sis, has a kid, so she has to try to upstage ‘em some kinda way
    –like a lot of Bridezillas etc. she feel in love with the Idea of a Wedding/E!$ and not the work of a marriage. Plus her PIMPmomager as an inlaw smh
    –I thought the beastly looking one would get divorced after 30 days but hey their love is “real”ityTV..Lamar looks like he failed kindergarten a few times.

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    • Lamar looks like he failed kindergarten a few times.

      Dude did failed kindergarten a couple of times. He married a Kardashian. lol. I always thought he favored a Muppet.

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      • Why must we insult the Muppets? What did they ever do to you? I’m pretty sure Ms. Piggy and co. would not be amused, and I’ve always thought Ms.Piggy was a little gangster. Like she would have no problem shanking a fool in a dark alley way….I’m just saying you may not want to drag the ‘Felt Mafia’ into this.

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  13. I like the larger avatars, better to see the attractive VSS. As for this? I didn’t make a guess. I couldn’t care to. I have no interest in keeping up with the Kardashians.

    Would I wife her? Nope. I do think she’s marriage material if she wasn’t in it for a publicity stunt. I don’t think anything she’s done exempts her from marriage. I don’t really care about her having a tape, even though it was with Ray J. I sure the majority of newlyweds that got married around the time Home video cameras became affordable made at least 1 tape of their honeymoon. I would be shocked if there were actually any VSS/VSB here who haven’t at least sent some form of naked picture last night in their lifetime.

    The man who would wife her would just have to be a man who wanted a fairly simple minded woman, with expensive tastes, passive, and looked like the idealized woman. So pretty much any guy who could afford to keep up with that Kardashian would probably wife her.

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    • One thing is that she’s pretty but she’s not aging well. You can tell she’s too caught up in what she thinks beauty is that she will do anything not to have to look old. Google her and you’ll see what her face used to look like and what it looks like now. She started getting botox at 30 and she looks more fake/plastic than ever. Some dudes like that look, but most (at least I think) would prefer a woman with natural beauty that’s not all tucked and tightened.

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      • Mo, most men have no idea what natural beauty is. Unless something is really obvious, we all just assume everything is real. Or probably fake now that we’ve all seen THAT Fresh Prince episode.

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      • I may be in the minority here. But I actually look forward to the day when I wake up in my fifties and see my wife (that is still banging btw) with salt n’ pepper hair. We all know black don’t crack. lol.

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        • Although I don’t necessarily look forward to going gray, I love to see older women who are totally gray and have their hair snatched. I look forward to that day.

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  14. Don’t trust a big butt and a smile….
    anywhoo do Kim K, JLo, Stacey Dash, Halle Berry have beauty and the most jackedUP attitudes ever or are they nice and suffer from #prettygirlproblems

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    • (In Alex Trebeck Voice) “I’m sorry TheHumanSpider, our judges say the correct answer is What are #prettygirlproblems.”

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    • Stacey Dash got some MAJOR issues. Anyone who got married 3 times and engaged 6 more times is doing something very wrong. At minimum, she has like no filter. I mean none. I mean a homeless dude with a semblance of game could get like 5-6 dates. At worse? Well, think Fatal Attraction or Single White Female. I wouldn’t put boiling bunnies past her. Cute as Stacey Dash is, I’m be muy suspioso of any kind of romance with her.

      I think that all of those women you’ve mentioned have some jacked up attitudes. Just because you’re good looking don’t mean you aren’t crazy. If anything, it feeds into the monster, because a lot of dudes will overlook crazy, at least for a while, to get the baddest broad on the block. Throw in celebrity and the enablers that creates, and a pretty, famous woman with issues is going to be worse than Bumqueesha on the block with those same exact issues. Sadly, the number of dudes who get chicks for the sake of other dudes (instead of someone they’d prefer to deal with on a personal level) isn’t decreasing no time soon, and the celebrity d1ck riders are endemic in the world.

      Simply put, we’re going to have to deal with this BS for a LOOOOOOOONG time.

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      • damn, I didn’t know all that about Stacey Dash. I did know she said she got caught up in the sex and would literally sleep with a dude and then they were in a relationship. No dating.

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      • So now we are attacking women that actually get married and try to have a marriage that didn’t work as well… so what stacey has been married more than once and engaged a few times?!? that automatically means that she’s crazy? maybe she’s nice, funny, engaging, good in bed easy to get along with etc… until she isn’t just like the average woman… HMPF

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        • I see where you’re going Yoles, but there’s a difference between dating different dudes and going through getting NINE different engagement rings when you’re just a touch past 40. Also, I didn’t say she was crazy either. What I think is the case is that SHE isn’t able to tell crazy. BIG difference.

          If a dude got married 3 times and engaged 6 more times, wouldn’t you wonder what the heck is going on behind the scenes? Even if the dude is a stand-up dude, he might have a habit of getting with the neighborhood nutjob everywhere he hangs his hat.

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        • I never said Stacey Dash was crazy. She’s known for being a nice person to meet, who likes to have fun.

          For the record I’ve been married and the marriage didn’t work out & I’m cool people.

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    • I don’t know about Stacey Dash, but all of these women have daddy issues that affect the men they choose, and the type of relationships they engage in!

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    • IDK ya’ll #prettygirlproblems could be light-weight attributed to #uglymancomplex. Def have dated brothas that used to get clowned in their adolescents and did not get the memo that Tyson Beckford (Post Summer), T.O., Idris Alba, and the aftermath of El Debarge made dark skinned brothas not only the THING to do, but the most sound choice lol. But in the same vein, you have brothas of other hues who think you believe in stereotypes, public and the ones that they made up (and could have no logical way of knowing). At the end of the day you find yourself with someone who makes you feel good for being you and then they say that your second toe is longer than your big toe, so you pack your bag, call E! and tell them that this ninja is not making it to the next season….there #prettygirlproblems and #uglymancomplex summed up jk

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  17. I feel you on not watching the fiasco. I do feel bad that marriage is getting a bad rap because so many people are not taking the vows with God serious anymore. I really feel she was trying to have what Khloe has and then a baby like Kourtney. She wanted the whole thing but didn’t realize she actually had to work with the other person on creating a healthy family unit. Just sad. As always love http://www.womenaregamechangers.com.

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  18. You know I never really had beef with Kim K. Every time I’ve seen her on TV she always seems nice. I never subscribed to her being a whore off of one sex tape with long-term her bf Ray J. But tonight’s Oprah’s Lifeclass thought me that being nice is not a personality type. When I get pass her niceness, I can tell she’s very shallow narcissistic and codependent personality type. Hearing about the divorce and how much money she mad off said wedding make me sick to my stomach. She is the true definition of an attention WHORE.

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  19. Like some other comments on here I think Kim has shown her worth as a wife. Zero. She might have the physical looks, but really, what else is there to her? On the flip side, I shamefully admit that when nothing else is on the tele on Saturday’s that I have been known to watch the show.

    I did, however, notice a few behaviors in Kris that indicated to me he just might be difficult to deal with and controlling. Why she proceeded with the marriage begs the question… was she pressured by her family? The show? Kris? What? Did she feel she was in too deep to get out of the wedding?

    I think Khloe pegged it from the git go and I think she is the most real of all 3 sisters. People don’t want to hear what she has to say because she puts it out there and is up front with it. She’s a bit rough around the edges sometimes, but she keeps it 100. As as long as she’s attractive to Lamar, fck the rest of what people think. I like Lamar too. He’s a laid back, sweet personality (with unfortunate daddy issues).

    Nice job on the site. I’m liking the new look and feel. Great job! <3

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    • I did not like how Kris was physical with her–she got hurt behind his playing with her. Before she realized her earrings were gone, she was saying it hurt so bad to be thrown in the water that hard. Not good at all. A man shouldn’t roughhouse with his woman and hurt her in the spirit of playing.

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      • Yup. I actually have a mental list of behaviors that make my warning flags fly at hurricane force. One is men that are too rough. Another, moody men. Ugh. Can’t stand moody men. Yet, I just read an article about how men go through mood swings EVERY day— morning, noon, and night! And, they want to complain about mood swings once a month?! Please. Let’s see…. 12x a year v. 365 days a year. No brainer who has more mood swings. Rant over.

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  20. I’m too lazy to read what everyone else wrote upthread, so I apologize for the redundancy. Anyhoo…

    I don’t think Son of Frankenstein was that into Kim anyway. He’s a free agent who’s currently experiencing a lockout, so he’s got some extra time on his hands. He just seemed like an opportunistic d-bag, and he found a way to make himself relevant.

    I honestly think her mom helped orchestrate this entire thing. Not only was that entire wedding FREE, they made a few mil off the event. This screams business deal! I’m sure Kris got a cut in the end. Smh.

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  21. My only question is why she’s so adamant on getting a divorce and not having it annulled. I read on it on Yahoo (I don’t care enough to look it up on other ‘actual’ new/scandal sources) but chick was hell bent on a ‘divorce’ and not an ‘annulment’….sooooo? Any ideas? It can’t be financial she seems to hold the purse strings….

    On the bright side maybe people will be so tired of all this tomph**kery, that it will start the hopefully short and painful decline of the whole ‘reality star’ phenom. A girl can dream.

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    • “My only question is why she’s so adamant on getting a divorce and not having it annulled”

      Hmmmm…..sounds like there must be some contractual obligation she has to abide by. Maybe an annulment breaches the contract and she would have to pay back some of those millions she made on the wedding. That’s my guess.

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      • I hadn’t thought of that. That actually makes sense, if I were ‘insert major network’ I wouldn’t want to shell over a cool million plus for something that was blatantly fraudulent. It would make all the parties involved look like fools.

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  22. This was so predictable that it actually bothered me. I saw several paparazzi pics of Kim, Kris, Khloe and Lamar over the past, well, couple months. While Khloe and Lamar genuinely looked like they were in love (or at least, enjoying each other’s company) Kim and Kris always looked awkward and uncomfortable.

    I’m just HATE what society has become. The Kardashians get famous and wealthy with no talent, and Kim K makes $18mil so she can have her dream wedding…no one said anything about a MARRIAGE

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    • I somewhat agree with your statement as to what society has become. People marrying for wealth and position has been around for hundreds if not thousands of years, it just wasn’t all over tv or the internet. Kim’s lifestyle to me is just a small fraction of society–it’s not a reflection my life, or anyone I know. What’s also funny is how none of the A-listers she invited would come to her wedding! She clearly imagines her status among the elite in Hollywood, most just think she’s a delusional joke, and think even worse of her because she exclusively sleeps with black men, which lowers her value (this is a whole other topic, lol).

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  23. y’all negros have upgraded the site! well alright then. niiice.

    this post though. hilarious. i keep forgetting she was made famous by doing ray j. wow. now she’s just one of those famous for being famous people like Paris Hilton.

    i really don’t care about Kim and have no idea who that Kris person is, but the twitter hashtag #thingslongerthankimswedding or something like that, had me cracking up earlier. the best ones: amber rose’s ponytail, lindsay lohan’s coke line, and the black guy’s role in a horror flick before he dies. LOL

    **and OMG there’s an edit button!** ftw. <—- testing it out. lol

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    • LMBO…..”Things Longer Than Kim’s Marriage”…ooh! Lemme add some stuff to the list…
      -the NBA lockout
      -Hurricane Chris’ rap career
      -Kanye’s attention span
      -that girl (with the banana shaped face) from the Bad Girls’ Club’s relevance….trick, you don’t ‘run’ LA; LA ran through you!
      -Perez Hilton’s credibility

      LOL….yep, it’s clearly time for bed.

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      • Glad I’m not the only one who realizes the damage that can be done with this hashtag.

        Add to that:

        -the list of people who didnt see this divorce coming
        -the amount of time the divorce will actually take to be finalized.
        -Barack Obama’s patience for her show
        -the list of fast foods that Michelle Obama will allow her family to eat
        -Reggie Bush’s stint as Miami’s #1
        -the amount of time it took the 3rd season of “The Game” to lose its audience
        -Sinead O’Connor’s hair
        -A bougie ninja’s patience with BET
        -Kevin Hart’s legs
        - a virgin’s body count

        > I could really go on all day with this. Stupid work gets in the way though. *sigh*
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  25. Kim was kidding herself marrying that cat when she knows that she’s never really gotten over Reggie Bush. Truth be told, they would probably make a good couple, especially when you consider that he’s gonna be out of the NFL in a year or two.

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    • I can’t lie…watched that clip of Kris shutting down Kim just now about 10 times, so funny. And that one commenter who quoted him talkinbout “4 yrs ago you owned a boutique in the valley and nobody knew who you were” after she gave him lip about MN being a nothing place…I’m late, but I like this dude more and more. He’s no dummy. He’s gonna date a regular chick after it’s all over and go on with his life.

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  27. Goodness……Kim, go away.

    Marriage #1 failed (yep, this wasn’t her 1st marriage), marriage #2 was a sham, your show got slammed by the Obamanator, you became “famous” by screwing Moesha’s lil’ brother, you’re pretty much a track star in the NFL (running through every position available….and yep, I feel another joke in there somewhere), and your rep is eternally tarnished. Please do us all a favor and dive head first into oblivion, and take this lil’ 72-day probation of a marriage with you. Stop taking up space on my gossip blogs and news shows….I don’t care who you did, what you did, or where you’re going; just go!

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  28. I think Kris played that nice role in the beginning, but then when they started taping he let out his true feelings and the fam didn’t care for that so they had to make a business decision and let him go. Apparently they were shopping for a boo for Kim in NY and the first pick didn’t want to play along, but Kris did. I can’t stand him, but I kinda feel like he had his own motives all along and to that I say SMART!! It’s hilarious looking at Kim’s face when she’s complaining about not wanting to move to Minnesota with him and what about her career and he’s all like when you have kids no one will care about you anymore. lol I mean what did she think being a wife meant?

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    • Yup, something stinks about their whole hookup. Should have read this before I posted upthread, that’s what I get for being lazy. Agree about Kris, may watch the show just to witness the deterioration. But if I do tune in, I know it means the Kardashians have won.

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  30. Kudos to new website’s design….Now, to the subject at hand, now we all knew baby-boy was a rebound. Now, sometimes people have rebound-babies, but KK broke a record for a very high grossing tv event with ya boy Kris, soooo yoouuuu knoooowww a 72 day marriage aint too bad. Now, i love babies, kids are gifts from God, but they do not grow interest if you lock them in a safe that Charles Schwab is letting acrue interest on, a baby would die.

    What we really are not ready for is if Kim is pregnant with that man’s baby….omg that would be crazy. You know how “twitter” crazy we all are, people would be sending that woman names and E! would have a contest, like if your name is picked the K&K baby will bear the name and you get the embilical chord next-day-aired. And you know E! would be on recording that birth like crazy.

    If I was Kim, I would look back through some old Sprint bills, find Reggie’s number and text him, “I saw an old Ciara video today and was jus seeing how you were doing, im in a crazy space right now and jus wanted to hit you up.” (Reel him in, girl lol) I hope she gets back with Reg and has E! to blur his face on the show and make his code name “Rick James.” lol

    KK is not used goods, she jus going through that weird time when you think you have love, loose it, then try to snatch something that’s a mirage of the former, too quick. Think a Female-Version of real sad Drake and Kanye songs, not The Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy-Kanye but the dangerously-melancholy-808′s & Heartbreak-Kanye. You gon be alright, KK.

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    • That “request deletion” option is fancy. I fell kinda lame cause I watched the countdown to see what would happen #VSBnewdesign

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    • If I was Kim and was missing Reggie, I’d call him and tell him I miss him and want to be held. And then proceed to cook a steak with mashed potatoes and gravy and a pot of greens. She had more chemistry with Reggie and she has even made him greens.

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      • @AWoman’sEyes I think what got Reg feeling ancy was prob pressure from his mom about Kim’s background and culture, if I was Kim I woulda told Reg to tell his momma I was cherokee and black and the jury was still out about the sex tape, before momma woulda caught up me and Reg woulda been married with two babies, you know black grandmommas love they grandbabies lol its the little lies that count jk …I hope that sistah finds happiness, though.

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  31. I did not even bothered watching this wedding on Tv because I knew it was a BS, Publicity Stunt, and a corporate sponsored affair.

    Look at Kris versus all the guys she has been with…them two do not match at all.
    Kim was scared to wait for love. She sees Kourtney and Khloe living a life with husband and babies…she fears that she will not get either of those things now that she is 30 years old.

    The sad part of this situation is that she is going to make money off this divorce as well

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    • @Myssdee gurl, say that regarding that sister-angst. Nothing is wrong with being solo-while-3-o. I hope that sistah realizes it, smh. Making money off the divo will not be too bad Myssdee, cause if she is on some competition stuff with her sisters, Kim can spend all the money in the world and not be happy. Thank you for your post, girl.

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  32. “The ignorance would be impressive.”

    LMAO!! I laughed my head off when I read the headline – typical! She’s a whore. I don’t watch the show & know nothing about her (other than her whore status) but I don’t know why any man would marry a woman who happily whored herself out with Ray J of all people to jumpstart a career (no matter how beautiful, I’ll give her that). I predict she’ll be the multiple marrying kind. I really just want her off the web pages for just a month – I’m not talking gossip pages, I’m talking Yahoo, MSN, HuffPost. They can’t get enough of this heffa – ENOUGH already! Kris should be glad he escaped, I’m sure the pinnacle of their relationship was the wedding night… wait, from the looks of that tape maybe not – LOL!

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    • @Cali: don’t you hate when the thing you wrote was real good and witty, then the comp eats it. Im giving your eaten post a +1. keep ya head up lol (with a sad face though)

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  34. Will the proceeds of this post go to the Kardashians? its okay, you can tell us. In the same vein, is there a sign up sheet for Kris’ Rebound Lady, as I would like to volunteer to assist him recover emotionally from this situation he has had to endure for the last 72 days. I would put him through like a crash course of how dating a broke gold digger is supposed to be, and if he acts now, I’ll throw in a nice identity-theft after-math, no charge. ‘Cause nothing says “man, I had it good” like being in a verbally abusive rebound relationship with a klepto lol

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  36. Yesterday in some remote dive bar, Ray J and Reggie had a beer and Reggie thanked Ray J for pulling him out the sideshow that is Kim K.

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  37. Glad ya’ll are back! Like the new site…

    *dead* at “Knowing that she let Lil Wayne knock her up somehow reduced her stock to Netflix status.”

    nothing new to add to kim n kris “shocking” divorce… it’s all been said.

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    • i actually do have something to add… mama kris jenner’s book came out today… had kim not filed, what else was she going to talk about in her interviews? i cannot imagine she has anything left to share about her family than what we’ve already seen on E or read on gossip blogs…

      i can’t knock the kardashian/jenner hustle… they’re marketing geniuses… like puppets, we’re still talking about this ish… which means they’ll still make money while we…. talk about how much it sucks that they’re making money despite having no real talent…

      only lesson i hope all the kardashian fans learn from all this is that money + a husband + designer clothes =/= happiness

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  38. The ignorance would be impressive.
    I’m going to have to use this phrase somehow, someway.

    I don’t know anything about the Kardashians besides what I see in commercials for their TV show. I thought ya girl was in love with Kris and they were married for real. But I agree; 3 months is kinda that bullsh*t. Can it get that real in 72 days?

    I must also call bullsh*t on the idea that no guy wants to wife Kim K. Let’s be real- a big butt and a smile will stay winning. Not to mention she’s beautiful and rich. I’m gonna need y’all to stop with the lies.

    Oh and glad to have you back. I was getting way too much work done.

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  39. I know people have talked around this, but how come no one has asked if Kim Kardashian is an easy person to deal with? I’m not saying that Kris “I didn’t know he was Black until Kim K wifed him” Humphries isn’t on some bull$h1t either. However, as Bill Parcells once said, you are what your record says you are. If someone that good looking can’t hang onto someone, maybe, just maybe, she might be a complete chickenhead behind closed doors.

    If anything Khloe falls on the opposite end of the spectrum of her sister. While she’s not as banging as her sister, she’s not the ugliest broad in the world, and thankfully the Kardashian booty looks genetic. :) More importantly though, she seems like a real cool chick that’s easy to get along with. Forget how Khloe and Lamar get along. (And forget that the dude who used to school me in hoops and buy weed from my brother is a reality TV show star. But I digress.) Khloe just seems like she’s a friendly, easy to get along with woman. Also, you can tell that she gives her all into being there for Lamar and all of his issues, and Lamar tries to do likewise in turn. It’s not necessarily submissive but friendly. (Trust me, there is a difference between the two, and if you as a woman can’t see it, that’s why you’re single.) Many a single woman should be taking lessons from Khloe instead of trying to be the next Kim. After all, while Kim Kardashian is running through the NBA and NFL, Khloe is going to be with Lamar for a long-a$$ time, visiting the step-kids every now and again. :)

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    • “Many a single woman should be taking lessons from Khloe instead of trying to be the next Kim”

      Yeah..No. I take no lessons from the union of Princess Fiona, and Mr.Squidward. The few times I’ve subjected myself to watching anything Kardashian related Khloe came off as a angsty teenage middle child. Yes her and Lamar are kindred spirits, they are both homely and simple.and dey found lub in a hopeless place (Calabasas) but it’s a cold day in hell when I’ll be looking to Ren & Stimpy as ideal relationship examples.
      I am never that lost.

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      • I’m gonna dap you again…just because someone is married, doesn’t mean they have a good marriage and doesn’t mean I’m taking any advice from them. No 30 min show can tell me about the quality of someone’s marriage…lights, camera, action? No sir. lol I say it all the time but ANYONE can find someone to marry them. I’m sure most of us women could be married if we wanted to, I know I can. It’s about the quality of marriage you want.

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    • I believe that their wedding was a setup too…only difference is that it worked out. E Kim was hoping for the same to happen and it didn’t.

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    • My observation shows me that Kim: Freaks out when things are not in its place (possible OCD), has to be in control of everything, is afraid of a lot of stuff she doesn’t explain after she’s freaked out. She really believes that her life will be good as long as she is perfect in looks and demeanor. She doesn’t know how to have a life apart from her mama. Instead of speaking up on what she wants, and what her expectations are, she waits until she is disappointed or hurt to cry when her expectations are not met in the relationship.

      Khloe is loyal to her family–protective–she speaks without thinking but I notice she is very sensitive. It is always the loudest mouthiest chick who is the most sensitive. She comes off as someone who cares about people, and cares about her family and friends. I think Khloe and Lamar respect and adore each other. Khloe was trying to get Lamar to mend things with his father and she is thoughtful about his children.

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  41. What happens to all of those gifts, though? I googled to see if they were registered different places, and heck, tens of place settings? Thousand dollar vases? Where does that go? Do the people who seriously invested in this marriage get any kind of cut in this, or does the stuff just go to furnish her new bachelorette pad or something? She should just donate the gifts, but that would be asking too much from someone who (allegedly) didn’t even tell her husband she was filing- let him find out with the reg’lah folk on the TMZ, or through his Twitter mentions.

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  42. I knew this was a publicity stunt as soon as they announced the 2 part wedding special but I still thought that they would go at least a little longer than 2 1/2 months. I think there’s gonna be a huge backlash on this for Kim though (as there should be) and earlier I would’ve said Kris will probably walk away semi scott free but then I realized her people are already doing the rounds saying she left him cause he was a publicity whore who just wanted fame…. yeah right

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  43. Straight up and down: Homeboy was a simp for marrying that. She was a trophy jump off and only good for novelty. Yeah, she had a little bread but she got her fame getting humped by Brandy’s little brother. Why would you wife that? Dudes with money make some dumb ass decisions sometimes but that’s what they do.

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  44. Based only on what I’ve seen on TV and um…certain movies (I, of course, don’t know the girl personally) it seems like Kim’s best bet for settling down might be a very financially well off (at her level or greater) much older man who couldn’t care less about her past, her celebrity, or her money. She doesn’t seem to be as energetic or as feisty as her sisters, so an older man might work for her.

    As for the statement about Scott that “…despite his dbag status is the kind of guy nearly all Black women would love to hang with…” where did that research come from, PJ?!? Or were you being ironical? Scott Disick says some funny stuff (and I personally think he is one of the best-dressed characters I’ve seen in a while) but he is rude, disrespectful, and crazy. You did see the episode where he stuffed the money in that waiter’s mouth, right? You also saw the episode(s) where he got sloppy drunk, punched a mirror for no reason at all with his child, child’s mother and aunt in the next room, broke his hand and had to go to the hospital and have surgery…right? Kourtney clearly loves him for reasons we may never understand, so she puts up with his stuff…but I don’t know how many of “us” would…

    And Khloe looks weird to us because she’s always compared to her sisters who are very petite and ‘exotic-looking’. If we were to know her separate from her sisters, she would probably just be a hippy, fairly regular-looking white girl.

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    • Agreed. I think Kim will end up with an older wealthy businessman who could care less about the media- that is, after she does her rounds.
      Also, I agree about Khloe. The Shrek comparisons just aren’t fair.

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  45. I can log on now w/o the pr0n!!!! I didnt entertain Kim K’s sham relationship or wedding because you can tell it was for tv. The sanctitiy of marriage didnt exist for a lot of folks way before her….she just put it on tv and got a huge payout because of it #shrug.

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  46. Don’t care about the Khardashians and their shenanigans! I’m just glad y’all are back up and running and that you’re no longer considered malicious to my work computer. Winning!!!

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  47. Yeah I’m over the whole “men don’t wife h*es” rhetoric. CoCo and I think you need more people. I’ve seen men wife women with stretchmarks around their mouths and “billions served” on their heads. Some of em are happy, some of em aren’t. Though I don’t consider making a sedative of a sex tape with your goofy, lame boyfriend as qualifying one to “h0*” status. Honestly I didn’t give 2 dry fcks about Kim’s wedding to that guy with the over sized toddler head, but I was surprised to hear that she called it off so quickly, she could’ve just stayed in the marriage to keep up appearances like so many famous and not famous folk do to save face. She chose not to.
    So she’s 0-2 now, but I highly doubt this will be her last chance at matrimony.
    What I do need to see the receipts for, is your assertion that black women would love to hang out with Kourtney’s Patrick Bateman a$$ baby daddy?

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  48. i think everyone who follows me on twitter knows by now that im torn up about this whole thing!!! i mean, i really thought K & K were soul mates despite all the plethora of evidence to support the contrary. i mean, if they cant make it through at least 3 menstrual cycles, WHO CAN?!?!?!

    i struggled through my work day with this news heavy on my heart. WHY ME LAWD?!?! *deep sigh and wall slide* i even made a “lets get back together” playlist. something had to be done!!

    on another note… that last paragraph had so many GOLD statements lmbo…
    -Not a cat in a hat. Not a bat chasing a rat who scats like that like this or like that, and uh.
    Short of finding out that your man smanged your mother’s labridoodle while singing “The Saints Go Marching In”
    -He’s out of a job and his job sucked in the first place. Way to kick a man when he’s down, Kim. word!!! *sobs*

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  49. Kim is a whore. She is out on these mean streets hitting corners and turning tricks (reality tv, tabloids, internet, and the face and rep for random things no one actually uses)while her mother calls the shots and collects the check. She pays her girls, and they are well kept and cared for and loved. They are a family and they stick together. <–You see where I'm going with this??
    Kim is a whore and Kris is the pimp. And as much love as they supposedly have for each other thats a sad mother/daughter relationship to have.
    As for the wedding, I along with everyone else is not shocked or surprised by the turn of events. I think the shocking thing is that they actually went through with the marriage at all. Such a shame what one will go through to keep up a farce.

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  50. i’m shocked. i really had hope for kim and kris. they were like the perfect couple. i actually aspired to find a love like theirs. now what am i going to do? just like when it was rumored will and jada were getting a divorce, this news has shaken my faith in the institue of marriage.

    btw, i love the new layout of the blog.

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  51. Poor Kim K I kinda feel bad for her she’s at the top of her game, whatever that is, and cant keep a decent man. I feel her pain with the whole successful women cant find love paradox and knowing that the whole world is watching the successful love lives of her sisters I feel like she was pressured to snatch up anyone even lame a.s Kris Humphries. She probably realized she was done before the 72 days but of course the E! special hadn’t aired yet. Smh @ Hollywood and their money hungry desperate ways.

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  52. Thoughts, if any, on the big news? Are you surprised it lasted only 72 days? What was your original guess for their marriage’s demise? And even more interesting, is Kim K marriage material?

    The number one thought I have about this is how this thing was a fluke from the start and gay people still can’t get married. I didn’t expect their marriage to last long at all. And Kim K is not marriage material. She has “pretty girl problems” all over. Men would like to marry a woman that looks like Kim K but in reality they know her looks don’t make up for her personality or chex game.

    “But again, she was Willie Jr’s jumpoff and nearly all men think we have more game than Ray J despite the fact that it’s obviously not true.”

    LMAO!!! Word up, I think Ray J is a cornball that tries too hard. But like you said it’s obviously not true. I don’t get it. He reminds me of some of the Sherwood Forest kids I grew up around.

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  53. Twitter was absolutely hilarious yesterday. I couldn’t stop laughing at the Kim K hashtags. There were alot of people who were shaking their head at the scrutiny Kim was getting and preaching about marriage and respect, etc. I have to say I have ZERO sympathy for Kim. If anyone puts themself out there as much as she has, they deserve every ounce of scrutiny they get. She has sold every bit of herself to the public for $ so it is what it is…and I’m no hater BUT I have yet to see any ounce of talent that these women have. Their show is boring to me, Kim is boring, etc. I’m not saying I don’t understand her hype, I’m just saying I don’t feel sorry for the girl. She’s an opportunist, period. Make the money but don’t expect respect in the process. The whole wedding was a joke.

    Btw, I don’t think Khloe is ugly. lol

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    • “Btw, I don’t think Khloe is ugly.”

      Neither do I. *shrugs* And if given a choice, I would want to hang out with her (and her blow up giraffe, Henry) above the other sisters.

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    • I agree with everything you said except Khloe not being ugly. Our society is really shallow, Kim K has no talent but on top of that she has the most boring personality. I think the reason why her show is about her and her family instead of only her is because she’s not interesting one bit.

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    • I don’t think she’s ugly, but I do question whether she’s Kris and her deceased first hubby’s kid. She doesn’t really favor her sisters.

      I personally like Kourtney, despite her decision to mess with that dude. What does he do anyway? I watched the wedding special, and he was acting like he’s got some kind of rank when talking to Kris Humphries. At least Kris was getting a ring on his finger – when you gonna marry Kourtney? Sitchoazzdown, live-in boyfriend.

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      • Scott Disick is from a wealthy family. He has a trust fund. He doesn’t have to do anything but work on his tan, so he thinks.

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  54. For some reason, I am so looking forward to Kim waking up one day looking like Roseanne Barr. She looks like a candidate for cankles, and that a$$ is gonna drop way, way down, and not in a good way.

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  55. In the picture Kris Humpries knows he better get his boob feel in before they are divorced. He had to have known. Or maybe he’s one of those nice corn-fed Midwestern dudes who is genuinely upset that a woman he loves filed for divorce.

    Let this be an example of what really matters in 1. getting married or engaged 2. staying married, and happily that is and 3. being marriage material. Those three things are not the same thing.

    Mama Kardashian is going to be married a long time. So will Khloe and Lamar — the two are meant to be together so is Scott Disick (whose name pretty much gave away his large penis size before his girlfriend did) and Kourtney.

    Looks don’t mean shit in getting and staying married. Regular girls and pretty girls and ugly girls have more of a chance at a happy marriage than Kim.

    Kim just wanted to look cute at a wedding. She didn’t want no marriage.

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  56. I’m not surprised that they split. I was thinking they’d at least make it a year through this charade, though. I wasn’t convinced that this was a genuine relationship to begin with, but I’m sure he’s not hurting from this at all.

    For one, when the wedding photos were released, how come it was just Kim on the cover and not her and her husband? That was the first sign that this was a sham. For two, you mean you’d NEVER seen this man’s dogs before? Like, you didn’t know he was bringing them to the house? Geez.

    Third, I disagree with Kim being a ho. I also disagree with all these men saying they wouldn’t wife a ho. If marriage was based off of how many people you’ve slept with and there was a cap, a lot of you dudes would be forever alone. Y’all do the cabbage patch in your head when you find out about your girl and all the freaky things she can do to you do behind closed doors. Uh, where you think she learned all that?

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    • “I also disagree with all these men saying they wouldn’t wife a ho.”

      Yup!! Me 2

      Hoes get wifed up on the regular it’s just that not everybody knows she’s a hoe.

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  57. lol, love the post – and yeah… we all saw coming. I hope he got a cut of the profit from that fiasco of a wedding since he’s not working. btw – died @ half-man/half-amazing! so wrong, yet so completely understandable.

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  58. Kim K is my hero. She’s laughing all the way to the bank. Making money off people obsessed with her, plus the rabid haters, hoe callers and carnival barkers, etc. If I thought I could make that much off a sham wedding, I would say YES to the dress, the ceremony, the man, alladat.

    And get some popcorn and giggle my rich azz off watching the twitterati have convulsions and fits.

    Hats off to ya, Kim

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  59. We could have seen this coming when she said she did’nt want to take his last name. She would’nt even make it Kardashian-Humphrise. Trust if she was marrying Reggie she would have been KIM BUSH.

    I’m tired of hearing people especially women calling Kim a hoe. Im not a big fan of her “cause she has no real talent”. But come on she’s in her mid-late 20′s and we can only connect her to 4 men (1 boyfriend the other her husband). Some of the women calling her a hoe have more than 4 bodies on them and cant get the men who sleep with them to even claim them.

    If one private sex taped leaked without her permission makes her a hoe than alot of women are in trouble especially the ones who are half naked -naked in their facebook/twitter icons. As far as any man wanting to marry her, for some the sex tape did’nt make her a hoe it just brought her pu$$y value down because she slept with a lame aka Ray J.

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  60. Although I tried to watch and perhaps like the K-Klan 3 ring circus act, I just couldn’t not even Khloe and Lamar’s skits. But I honestly gave Kim’s marriage 6 months to a year at best. That marriage was manufactured and spin doctored by ryan seacrest and Kris Jenner, Kim and Kris never had a chance at making it that is why I think the whole event was sponsored and paid. I want to feel bad for Kris but then again I can’t because I am almost sure he was getting some checks signed by Ryan Seacrest ETv as well because from what I read he signed on to date kim and be on the show.

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  61. Sidenote: It doesn’t take much for Black women to start saying you’re a whore. Just release a sex tape with you and your boyfriend, dress provocatively and viola! We are so hard on other women.

    Another side note:
    This photo killed me yesterday: lmao http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20540892,00.html

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  63. Truth be told I thought she was going to pull an Elizabeth Taylor and be married for like a month or less. Come on people she was searching hard for someone to call her own and make her look good. She wanted it too bad and took the first thing that looked good on paper because everybody know Reggie had all the time in the world to claim her but he got the fall back signal from the family after the “Super Bowl incident.” It was too fast, too well orchestrated to be real and even if she had feelings for him that were true, she lost them when he showed her the real him. It’s true everybody wants to be loved but when your Kim K it costs to damn much!

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  64. Oh please! Despite all the noise you make, some rich BLACK guy will be wifing Kim Kardashian very soon. Everyone else won’t touch her with a barge pole. We ALL know that. The Kardashians do too and they milk it to their advantage! I aint mad at all.

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  65. It’s been a long time, I shouldnta left you…

    First, I like the new layout. Very nice lady and gents.

    Second, this was all a big business move. I did expect it to last at least 6months so Kim could get her show off the ground. That way, during hte show, we could see Kris spending all her money, and Kim would go whining to her sisters, and Khloe would be on her “I told you so” ish. It would make for good television programming. Oh well, alls well that ends well. Everyone gets paid, life is good for that Kardashian clan.

    Has Reggie called to check on her yet?

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  67. Must we have these discussions surrounding the Kardashian clan again?!?!? Truth be told, I’m so over the debates and the hype surrounding these woman. I honestly think they are very business savvy beings who are milking the $hit out of their moment. Smart if you ask me!
    As far as Kim K’s marriage is concerned. Most know it was doomed from the start. Primarily because he thought he could keep his balls when he obviously need to be castrated to last in that family. (lol at myself)
    I do feel bad for her because I do think she loves him and truly wanted this marriage. She made the age old mistake a lot of woman do…marrying for the idea of it rather than the actual existence of a lifelong relationship. Kris was too busy trying to show the world that he could tame Kim rather than living in the moment and enjoying his new wife. JMO

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  68. So, is Kim K a prince charming seeking tragic beauty queen who’s been dethroned for making the beast with two backs on video cam or is she man eating diabolic bombshell who makes a living off of being said caricature. Well, I’m not sure but one thing is certain. This is a woman who has NO talent and therefore in order to stay relevant in the world of entertainment she needs to entertain. So, here comes the dark side of reality TV, it isn’t reality anymore when you’re willing to do anything to make sure your show stays on the air, gets you paid and gets high ratings.

    It’s a world where even the unscripted is suddenly scripted. Kim K’s life is suppose to be the entertainment that she offers, so she feels pressed to keep it interesting. This strategy has a short shelf life in Hollywood. No matter how beautiful, with time that will fade or over exposure will eventually kill interest in her when the next hot young thing hits the scene. It’ll be a wrap.

    This includes, dating not so smart athletes. Have you noticed the George Clooneys of the world aren’t trying to get with her. She even had to pay some Australian dude to pretend to be her lover. Most of the A list actors won’t even discuss her and Halle Berry went black-o on her daughter’s father for even dating her once. A listers know she’s a talentless joke whose fame is limited to the number of scandals and tabloid covers she can make. And as stated before, the probably won’t marry an average joe because she won’t make bank that way. She’ll probably always date an athlete or if she does upgrade slightly perhaps a musician. I say upgrade slightly because if the musician is truly talented their professional career potentially has much more longevity than an athlete’s.

    While she is way overexposed in the media she’s still bottom of the food chain in Hollywood and she knows it. I give it 3 more years, she’ll be a has been just like that girl whose first name is a French city and whose daddy owns a hotel chain….errrr Bordeaux Comfort Inn?

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  69. A stat I saw posted on facebook:

    “Kim Kardashian sold the rights to her wedding for $17.9 million. She was married 72 days. That’s $10,358.80 per hour.”

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  71. LOLOLOL….i’m sooo glad she dumped dumb kris humphries in the trash where he belongs…ha ha ha haaaaaa… of course, all us black women are supposed to be the golddiggers, but this black man gets trashed by the biggest golddigger in history! haaa ha ha ha ha haaaa!

    Get ‘em kim! I know she’s laughing all the way to the bank! Definitely my favorite celebrity, sh is.

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