R. Kelly, World’s Weirdest, Most Disgusting Human, Releases Bump N Grind Remix Video/Cologne
Robert Kelly’s record company recently released a remix to his Bump N Grind video about a nerd who transforms into a dancing machine after spraying — wait for it — Bump N Grind Cologne on himself.
Of, course the cologne intrigued me more than the video, so I had to ponder a bit on what I think Bump N Grind smells like:
1. The male version of “Love Spell.”
2. A fresh white linen shorts set, with Nike flip flops and Hanes ankle socks.
3. Teen spirit. (I had to)
4. A bag of Corn Nuts dipped in Drakkar Noir.
5. A bluetooth headpiece dipped in a bag of Corn Nuts dipped in Drakkar Noir
Apparently… my nose is telling me no.