Comments on: PSA: 5 Rules of Public Restroom Etiquette

By: Mirandize

Mirandize — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:16:11 +0000

I just wonder about the people that have absolutely no public bathroom training… I wonder what they bathrooms look like at home…

I bet that maybe half of them would never do that nasty sh*t at their homes. Period. You could “probably” eat off the toilet seat. [strong emphasis on probably.] So why do they remain to defile the public restroom environment at the workplace, hospital, Burger King (there was that one time that I REALLY had to go but I’ve never went back since. I’d rather have bladder damage.)

The other half… I don’t know…

By: HUPirate in NY

HUPirate in NY — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:49:43 +0000

@cam1ll3, agreed.

alotta people also dont realize that when you flush the toilet, the water and stuff in the toilet splashes 10 Ft.
So ewwww to all y’all that keep your toothbrushes and other personal stuff out in the open to get splashed. Y’all prolly got e-coli in your mouths

By: HUPirate in NY

HUPirate in NY — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:28:24 +0000

@The Champ, i used to be this way. then, i turned 4.

Lmao. What about when you gotta “drop the kids off at the pool” and its not in a public place but @ someone else’s crib? ad you cant hold it, gotta go reeal bad. what to do?

By: HUPirate in NY

HUPirate in NY — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:10:18 +0000

@The Champ, My blanket rule is get in and out with touching the least amount of things possible.

this is exactly how i feel during my nights at luvvie�s

Funny for taking shots @ luvvie LMFAO!
i tend to use the same rules, although i cant get down with the “squatting” thing. decorating the seat with as many layers as Possible never fails. And i also do use the “flush with your foot” method, its very affective and you actually get a full flush!
Lastly when washing your hands i take the towel i used to dry my hands to open the door then throw it in the trash. I had to do this cause i was in the bathroom w/my boss and noticed he doesnt wash his hands(grossed me out- i never want to shake his hand again or take any papers from him)
for monday’s post, cant you pleeeease discuss work etiquette(personal calls, printing, small talk, elevator rules, etc.) i alway’s have to hear personal phone calls from the women behind me(one speaks in hebrew- soooo annoying) if you post it i’ll print it and give it to her

By: C'est La Vie

C'est La Vie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:28:55 +0000

@Panama Jackson, there are just some places in my part of the world that don’t have good dookey facilities…yet, we are working on it.

By: legitimate_soul

legitimate_soul — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:37:02 +0000

1. Co-sign on the courtesy flush! Forget about saving water in this one instance. What about air pollution? Flush repeatedly.
2. If you are about to make a disgusting sound, flush again to mask it a bit.
3. If you have seen the ATROCITIES I have seen in the public restrooms here… I reserve the right to karate kick the door open from a distance to check if that stall will be suitable use. You have no idea what lies behind door #1, 2, etc.
4. After using the facilities don’t bank on the automatic sensor to flush it away. Take a look back and hit the button if it isn’t flushed by the time you are all buckled and zipped back up.
5. Co-sign on wiping the seat! Also, remove any toilet tissue stuck to the seat because you did more than sprinkle. Don’t do a half-ass job of wiping the seat and leaving tissue remains or partial sprinkles.
6. Wash your hands always. I have gone into the stall to simply fix or adjust a piece of clothing that wasn’t below my belt and still washed my hands.

By: TrueMan

TrueMan — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:08:21 +0000

Testify. I love the guy who just used the bathroom, didn’t wash his hands, and then wants to shake hands. Just bad home trainin’.

By: cam1ll3

cam1ll3 — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:11:55 +0000

@Jade Star,

that is just plumb triflin. ick!!

By: Reggie

Reggie — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:31:52 +0000

Whoa!!!

Hold up!!!

What about the concept of the courtesy flush, that’s a must!!! It’s not necessary to fill the goddamned bowl up before flushing. We all have to use it. So think of your fellow man for Christ’s sake and drop and flush, it’s the Christian thing to do.

I’m not above shouting over the stall and requesting…….no, demanding a courtesy flush!!!

By: Jade Star

Jade Star — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:54:53 +0000

After working for this one company and seeing the tom foolery that would always happen in the bathroom, I have NO issues with public bathrooms.

I used to work night shift for a bank in the lockbox, and there was this one chick who ALWAYS smeared fecal matter all over the walls, toilet, floor and she even got it on the ceiling one time. The company could never catch the nasty skank that did this. For about a month, every week she was doing it and then all of a sudden the men’s room was getting hit too!